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valmunich:
And who the phuck are you again ?

jux someone who has phobia for iberibe

numericalguy:
OP, how do u expect such a nice and cool dude to approach you when you have baricaded yourself by hanging on the arm of the "most wanted guy" in your level. So much so that most people think you are dating. You get loads loads of attention from all the guys in your level buy flirting with them.

Must you have every guy in your class? He's the last one remaining and you must have him even when you know he has a favourite girl.

I don't think you really love him. You only want to conqure him since he's probably one of the few guys left that is not really bothered by you.

or she is prolly in a secret competition with d said favourite gal, its a gal tin

valmunich:
What the deuce

Why this girl dey dull like this Kwan?

I don't understand oh...

You're the girl for phuck's sake!

You've got the pussyy !

You've got everything it takes to get this dude crawling..

The way he even acts... Not greeting you and the rest shows the he's into you honestly.

Some guys does that sometimes, so as not to look desperate, they tend to ignore


Last bullet: Give him the lights and see how it goes


My 3coins

shez gat d pussy nd so bleeping wat? Nigga get a life, errbdy cnt crawl for pussy like u man, stop displaying ya foolishness in public

ChinenyeE:
one kweshion pls, pls are u mentally sound? No vex ooo

of cos i am, ok u wanna knw if i belong to yaba left like u? Cos no sane human can apply dis kinda make over

ChinenyeE:
Wizkid will now be feeling like God

one kweshion pls, pls wat is d make of dat ya white powder, no vex ooo

NwakorChriss:
Blackberry bold5 for sale 08160446242

is dat bb versace

fruityjojo:
Ouchhhhh

dat hurt on his behalf abi

englishmart:
yeah. I tried it. But my life is interminatable. Just face your numerous worries. Don't ever quote me again. Dumb asss.

interminable u meant, nw we knw who is dumb btw 2 of us, anumanu

englishmart:
overrated piece of shiiit

pls kill yasef

Kachisbarbie:
hmmm...
Chimoge! I can never forget that guy!

He has been my tailor for up to 6yrs, without any major issue. All of a sudden, Chimoge started taking weed, probably 'overdose', started jonsing - bc of goodwill, I found it difficult to let go.

I gave him the material for a friend's wedding (asoebi) naso Chimoge vanish 1wk to the wedding o, kept calling on fone, he didn't pick.

I went to his shop, his section was locked, then he called that he is very sorry, he had an accident...blablabla... and he has finished the work I should come Fri eve(eve of the wedding)...chai! Fri eve I went there, he has disappeared again - this time his section was open. I checked the bag for finished clothe - I no c ma cloth. I checked the 1 for un-sewn clothes - lo and behold, na there my material balance well.

I can't remember what happened after that, but I can remember waking up - surrounded by his colleagues and my brother...hahha.

My brother was 'gingering' army and LAPD...hahahahaha

eleyi igidi gan oooooo, chimoge d baddest nd i bet u fit don pay

Elnino4ladies:
2baba refer some nairaland babes to me make i nack

hiiiiiiiian bros easy na, hehehe

Shoutout to all outgoing batch c corp members, ope u had a swell tym,i and ma fellows pledge to kip the C flag flyin, i rep c14, service yr prmses to b fun, @dancing shoki nd crossin expressroad@like if u rep c14

EJanni:
I dress to be comfortable and to enhance my confidence where ever I go. Infact I dress to stand out in the public not really to empress any guy or gurl.

k

priscaoge:
Once you are 25, stop entertaining people u see NO future with Be focused. Mind the things u do and people u hang out with.

prisca marry me pls @kneeling@

Evathyst:
Mehn! D kind lies wey dey fly comot for som guys mouth no be here See all of dem screaming 'I can't date a gal whom I can't marry'.


No 'masculine' lie fashioned against me shall prosper.

nwanyioma calm dwn , hehehehe

irishCream:
See pretenders everywhere...


When y'all (babes) know deep down ur reason for dating that nigga is for his cash



Or good seex finish


Aside from that u shld be courting not dating


And the guys be test running and sampling punany in the name of dating

realest babe eva, u nd dat hadiza are d bomb eish, God bless y'all , shun all em pretending folks

rutibaby:
Evidence Or She is innocent oh.

gimme a hug first

rutibaby:
Pls, can someone get me my glass, I can't see anything strange. She is only smiling.

smiling with all dat tooth open? Shes cheatin

bobo65:
with this post
I understand y u are supporting wizkid

lmao nigga u bad oooo, buh seriously d gbags don too mach sha, e for better say dem speak brokin na, hiiiiiian english na by force?

khanivorous:
With your EMPTY lyrics...I wonder what he gonna write for her

# your bum bum bigger than bombay"
Or
# africa africa africa baby ooo"

Mediocre

lol hard, nawaooooo, c finishing touches

diksucker:
Pokolee
first class/A-list singer
age: 22
winner Most Controversial Female entertainer Pageant 2013/2014

babe u harsh oooo, her 2nd pix says it all

DonaldGenes:
Keeping myself for my future wifey

me too @covers face@

kulkatty:
LOL true.
Repping team Ghost mode and unknown people

You forgot to add 9chats people. Their convos are like this

hi
hello

How are you?
I'm fine. You?

I'm fine too. How was your day?
It was interesting. Yours?

It was also interesting.
K

K

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha bro u killed it, doz ones can bore d hell outa one's life,,,kaaaaaai dey r more boring dan watching england nd costa rica match , nd most tyms dey r first to initiate a chat

Lacomus:
Team "K" be like

Me: Hi joy
Her: K
Me: How was ur day
Her: K
Me: please say somthing
Her: kk
Me: I wanted to send you that money but ..
Her: but what , pls talk now ....
Me: god punish ur finger.

u get tym sef, d reply to her last mssg shld have bn anoda 'k'

JuicyGee:
Pass bullet sef

kpele sha, buh seriously ladies are boring @@@@runs away@@@

Sunshinelady:
@OP, d grl u r datin now or d grl u will even marry , u tink say oda guys never still knack d kpekus (as u pple wuld say) abi? & u nko 4dose past 5yrs havnt grls been knackin u too? D truth is dat mayb u never rilly loved her in d frst place

in oda wrds he shld knack his own jejely sneak out abi, good gal @shines teeth@

JuicyGee:
I feel like strangling you now.. ok, ok, how else do u want us to be fun.. wat exactly are we suppose to do.. I'm very curious

hehe dat one pain u shey?

Ladycloud:
.....hmmmm....y r u stalking me naw....nd u r

its a small community here, well neva mind, didnt mean to stalk

Ladycloud:
people now sisterzone nd brotherzone nd itz nt even funny at all...y dafuq will u sisterzone me and wen u see me wf anoda guy u start giving attitudez!

chisom right?

rozzay:
My honest opinion- d lady must be a big fool for coming bak to tell u dat, were is her shame. Nawa oo.
As for me weda u become president or all d men dumped me my no is my no, I can neva go bak to my vomit. Simple

story for d gods

ifymusa:
It's possible she loves you as she said but was not ready for d relationship than. Why not give her a chance if there is

ya nat serious oo dis geh, seriously wat do gals take us for?

falconey:
Sleep with each other 1st

lmao, best advice since year 2000 , op u don hear am na, case closed