₦airaland Forum

Natasha,,:
I thank God for keeping me and family alive.

Sorry what do you mean?

bekay911:
Yes its gud to tnk God in evry situation bt let me ask u dis kweshun .DOES NL pAY U 2 STIR UP BOREDOM in people

what do you?

Hello folks how are you all doing today? I believe you are feeling great? Well it’s time for us to thank God for everything he has done in our lives. And more of what he is going to do in our lives. No matter the situation we find our selves we just need to thank God, because a living Dog is better than a dead Lion.

So let’s begin to thank God for all he has done in our lives by keeping this Thread alive, the more you thank God the more your blessings and favours increases.

I start First. Thank God I am a Nigeria, and I think him for giving the ability and strength to write this message.

Over to the next person and so on.

Mr, Cork:
silvertuke. did you grow up in prison?

No and you?

If as a child u didn't eat KULIKULI, SISI PELEBE, CHERRY MANGO, GOGO, BALEWA, BABA DUDU, CHOCO MILO, EKANA GOWAN, SWEET ELEPA, u didn't watch TALES BY MOONLIGHT, SUPERMAN, AYAMATANGA, u didn't bath in d RAIN, PLAY HIDE&SEEK, FLOW KITE, SUWE, PAPA&MAMA, TENTEN, IN&OUT, BOJUBOJU CARTOON MOTOR or u didnt go 2 c FATHER XMAS, OR DANCE AWILO, Believe me ur childhood really SUCKS AND MISS A LOT, *winkx*

if really she is not pregnant, she must be a fool for trying to deceive the whole world. and why will she lie that she is pregnant when she is not? well lets wait and see.

r231:
Thinking. . . . . .

Always thinking

it is well:
Op, whatever brought this to your imagination isn't good at all. I'm sure jet Li, jakie Chan or even 007 will never think of his type of script. Pls go back to sleep.

is just a question, since you can not answer it why don't you ignore it? before you start saying stupid things with your stupid mouth.

freecocoa:
Hmmm you want make I kill person? I left them cos 1 blow na die be that o.

well thank God say them nor touch you, I for find them I swore,

Flashaldrin:
i xpect my mother, son nd spouse 2 help me nd drag d money. $50m is 2 much.

LOL

freecocoa:
You know wetin dey na me na iron lady,I've been around o,armed robbers collected my lappy and phone o that's why I didn't use to be online frequently plus school no dey give me time at all,I missed you o.

Oh no wonder I nor dey see u online since sorry oooo. but you for fight armed robbers na I think say u say u be Iron lady? abi them over you, anyhow shall I miss you too.

freecocoa:
Bronzetuke,you don carry come o,like someone said nollywood need to borrow this script but anyhow e wan be, my pikin,cert and that 50m must follow me reach outside,as for my spouse and mum,I expect them to be out before me sef.I can always get another bible,I even have two in my room in the village.

LOL My freecocoa longest time where have you been? u na super woman now u fit rescue all of them even the building

Flashaldrin:
Thereotically - bible
truly - $50m
reality - i will wake up.

so you value $50m more than your Son and Mother? na wa ooo

If you were in a burning house and you had the opportunity of taking only 1 thing from d house e.g $50m, your mum, sleeping spouse, your 5yrs old son, your certificates, your Bible or Qur'an, which would you take? Don't lie.

Respect the name Naija because we dey represent. He get why I talk am.

Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?

Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit?

Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.

Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM!

The federal government recently announced to pay men with 5 children and above 1millionaira monthly salaries. A man heard the news n said "Anita! I av a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids. when he came back he saw only one of his kids,he asked where are other? his wife replied;their fathers have come for them too. Silver Tuke

M M M:
GOD

did u see God there?

Whats the way forward? Make your decision. Decision is yours

I go for (A) Oil Money.

una well so?

A White Woman meets a Black guy and invites him back to her place, she strips naked and handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "DO WHAT YOU BLACK MEN DO BEST" . The Nigga grabs the PLASMA. TV and runs.

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith, PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home,

Thank God oooooo Chelsea don manage win. Up Chelsea somebody you please tell me how they missed and how many both keeper saved. so Lampard lost penalty.

Chelsea own must different. Man City don win go rest Liverpool do win go relax why but Chelsea be different and na them dey home ooo. dis season I nor sure say any trophy dey for US.

please have they started playing penalties

Three people went to God asking about the future of their countries. The Indian asked. GOD. how long will it take Indian to develop? God thought for a while and said 50 years!. The Indian burst into tears. I am already 50 years. It means that i will not live to see the day Indian will develop, The Ghanaian asked. God. how long will it take Ghana to develop?. God said. 150 years. he burst into tears. even my grand children will not live to see the day Ghana will develop. The NIGERIAN then asked. GOD how long will it take NIGERIA to develop?. God burst into tears, , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , . . . . . . . . , . , . . . . . . . . . . . , .NOT EVEN IN MY LIFE TIME*

A man wanted to have sex with The secretary, he said to her, I will give you $20,000. I will throw it on the floor, you will bend down and I will be through before you pick it.
The woman called her husband and told him about it. The husband says, ask him for $50,000 and pick the money fast before he zips down.
After waiting for the wife's call for about 2 hours, the husband calls and asked what happened?
The wife replied and said,
"the idiot used coins" I am still picking them. I will call you when I am done"

50 million pounds nothing to show. if you give Arsène Wenger that money, he will buy 5 good young players and there will still be change. that is what Chelsea has spend on 1 player nothing to show for it.  look at S. Agüero in Man City the guy has scored goals even Suárez of Liverpool they are all doing good. I nor knw why Torres own come different. but what is the problem with Chelsea upon all the players they have bought they still can not perform well.  Imagine Chelsea giving Man U an advantage over them. must you people allow your opponent to score you first before you will start struggling to equalize?  now see what they played in the second half why did they not play so in the first half? instead una just allow Man U to score 3 goals in first half. Chelsea una matter Hard only God is the solution.

Remires has never played a game without him be given card. Make them remove this guy.

Yes

And how do we close it?

Watin be dis