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Ojumiii: I really miss themAre u out of Lagos? |
Op I nailed it! ![]() |
Kissing galore nonj |
Wow.... this is machine ![]() Ladylike |
moreeni: Is there a Soldier buried under the rocks? Abi something else is buried underneath the rock?www.nairaland.com/attachments/2191781_hmmn_jpeg7a8cd3b265fcf0eddaeb399a6b3383b7 |
Bastard okupe ![]() |
I like giraffe cos they can see what about to happen from a far distance |
rokiatu: One of my favourite originals quotes ever.Yes.... it Klaus sis |
Hmmmmmmmmm I don't have a ex... Never been exed either ![]() |
The world is safe ![]() |
Papa Tunde: you are late Elijah, it not like the noble brother to keep waiting. Klaus: am sorry mate, Elijah is the brother you meet when negotiations are to be had; am the one you get when negotiations are closed. https://static2.hypable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Originals-The-Casket-Girls-still-high-quality-Klaus-Elijah-Marcel-talk-it-out-edited.jpg My Rebekah need to take things slow Rebekah Mikaelson: You always talk of Nik's happiness, but for a thousand years he has robbed me of any chance of my own. What about me, Elijah? Am I not a concern for you? |
Denrele is mad! |
Is the question just a question to answer a yes or no answering sake or when put to practical? It possible but I don't see myself among the possibility |
Beautiful |
omenka: In church, so I'd just cc Seun and Lalasticlala.Really, so those two no dey go church? ![]() |
lofty900: You heard that your teenage daughter is in a man's house, as a mother/father you rush down in panic to the place, only to find the door locked.Ok You try to peep inside, no way.Ok too You try to call her phone but it's switched off.Hmmm ok too cos I don't trust naija electricity, most especially if she uses a BlackBerry. The only proof u have is her shoes that are in front of the guy's house!which already give me no reason to doubt she's inside the house with the guy ![]() As a smart parent, how will you handle this delicate issue without embarrassing yourself ?U didn't mention knocking .... I'll knock like a normal guy, not calling my daughter name at all, if after more than enough knocking no one answered and I still can hear whisper of the living in that house. Then I know the shît is real no doubt... Am a father already I have no reason to care of whatever people are going to stay about my attitude or embarrassing attitude I display... I'll bring the place down in the instance ![]() |
4 Osasi Ighidaro and Gbenro Ajibade killed it |
Oh lawd! Is that human laying down and other human are passing by... *shivers* This is heartless |
Madness.com |
took me 10yrs to find it |
I see we going too far... what bout the wooing? If a man can woo the lady. What stopping him from proposing? Smh Only if it the lady that woo him then..... but then again she can't woo u and still expect her to propose naaaaw |
How many fingers is that ![]() |
GEJ hmmmmmmmm Naija don turn laughing stock for your tenure... |
Hilarious as fvck... ![]() |
The feeling is nice... I don't have a heart I presume ![]() |
DB paving ways.... Doing great outside africa |
They tried. Am still awaiting their collabo... RIP to kaffy ![]() |
Not enough tho |
I don't understand the igbo language ![]() |
It definitely not this country.... remember we are the 6th fastest growing economy in the world... ![]() Poo... dry jokes |
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