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Jokes EtcRe: Lagos Conductors And Their Uniqueness. by simdam500(m): 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ojumiii: I really miss them
Are u out of Lagos?
Jokes EtcRe: Lagos Conductors And Their Uniqueness. by simdam500(m): 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2015
Op I nailed it!

shocked Lagos is interesting, fun place to be most especially the bus conductor and driver... they can make u ask are they trained accordingly cheesy
FamilyRe: What Is Wrong With This Picture???? by simdam500(m): 2:34pm On Mar 08, 2015
Kissing galore nonj
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Buys Brand New G-wagon For His Babymama (photos) by simdam500(m): 2:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
Wow.... this is machine grin grin



Ladylike kiss
Forum GamesRe: DO You See It? Pic Inserted by simdam500(m): 2:25pm On Mar 08, 2015
moreeni: Is there a Soldier buried under the rocks? Abi something else is buried underneath the rock?
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PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe: NIGERIA CAN'T AFFORD Brand New Trains, It Is Not America by simdam500(m): 2:25pm On Mar 08, 2015
Bastard okupe undecided
AgricultureRe: A Nairalander With Girrafe In Kano Zoo(photos) by simdam500(m): 2:02pm On Mar 08, 2015
I like giraffe cos they can see what about to happen from a far distance shocked
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by simdam500(m): 2:00pm On Mar 08, 2015
rokiatu: One of my favourite originals quotes ever.
Yes.... it Klaus sis kiss. He's good with words...
RomanceRe: Things That Go Through Your Mind When You Spot Your Ex's New Boyfriend by simdam500(m): 1:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hmmmmmmmmm I don't have a ex...







Never been exed either undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Joins ISIS by simdam500(m): 1:44pm On Mar 08, 2015
The world is safe undecided
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by simdam500(m): 1:35pm On Mar 08, 2015
Papa Tunde: you are late Elijah, it not like the noble brother to keep waiting.

Klaus: am sorry mate, Elijah is the brother you meet when negotiations are to be had; am the one you get when negotiations are closed.


https://static2.hypable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Originals-The-Casket-Girls-still-high-quality-Klaus-Elijah-Marcel-talk-it-out-edited.jpg
My Rebekah need to take things slow

Rebekah Mikaelson: You always talk of Nik's happiness, but for a thousand years he has robbed me of any chance of my own. What about me, Elijah? Am I not a concern for you?
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun's Outfit To AMVCA 2015 Has Got Everyone Talking!!!! (photos) by simdam500(m): 1:06pm On Mar 08, 2015
Denrele is mad! shocked
RomanceRe: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by simdam500(m): 1:03pm On Mar 08, 2015
Is the question just a question to answer a yes or no answering sake or when put to practical?





It possible but I don't see myself among the possibility undecided kiss
TV/MoviesRe: List Of Winners At AMVCA 2015 by simdam500(m): 12:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
Beautiful
PoliticsRe: I Taught they said this Man was brutal by simdam500(m): 12:42pm On Mar 08, 2015
omenka: In church, so I'd just cc Seun and Lalasticlala.
Really, so those two no dey go church? undecided
FamilyRe: Parents, How Will You Handle This Without Embarrasing Yourself ? by simdam500(m): 12:37pm On Mar 08, 2015
lofty900: You heard that your teenage daughter is in a man's house, as a mother/father you rush down in panic to the place, only to find the door locked.
Ok

You try to peep inside, no way.
Ok too

You try to call her phone but it's switched off.
Hmmm ok too cos I don't trust naija electricity, most especially if she uses a BlackBerry.

The only proof u have is her shoes that are in front of the guy's house!
which already give me no reason to doubt she's inside the house with the guy undecided

As a smart parent, how will you handle this delicate issue without embarrassing yourself ?
U didn't mention knocking .... I'll knock like a normal guy, not calling my daughter name at all, if after more than enough knocking no one answered and I still can hear whisper of the living in that house. Then I know the shît is real no doubt...

Am a father already I have no reason to care of whatever people are going to stay about my attitude or embarrassing attitude I display... I'll bring the place down in the instance undecided
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Celebrity Couples At AMVCA Awards (photos) by simdam500(m): 12:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
4 Osasi Ighidaro and Gbenro Ajibade killed it kiss
PoliticsRe: Photos From Bomb Blast In Baga Fish Market, Borno Scene Of Yesterday by simdam500(m): 12:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
Oh lawd! Is that human laying down and other human are passing by... *shivers*








This is heartless cry
TravelRe: Guys Can You Do This To Be In The White Mans Land?? Pics by simdam500(m): 8:54am On Mar 08, 2015
Madness.com
Forum GamesRe: Where Is The Cat In This Picture by simdam500(m): 7:07am On Mar 08, 2015
undecided took me 10yrs to find it shocked
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Lady To Propose To A Man? by simdam500(m): 9:14pm On Mar 07, 2015
I see we going too far... what bout the wooing? If a man can woo the lady. What stopping him from proposing? Smh






Only if it the lady that woo him then..... but then again she can't woo u and still expect her to propose naaaaw shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani's Much Younger Lover Touches Her Private Parts In Public (photo) by simdam500(m): 4:29pm On Mar 07, 2015
How many fingers is that undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Morocco Rejects Phone Conversation Between Mohammed VI And Goodluck Jonathan by simdam500(m): 4:23pm On Mar 07, 2015
GEJ hmmmmmmmm




Naija don turn laughing stock grin for your tenure...
RomanceRe: Hilarious Facebook, Whatsapp And BBM Relationship Chats (pictures) by simdam500(m): 3:56pm On Mar 07, 2015
Hilarious as fvck... grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Does It Feel To Be Rejected by simdam500(m): 3:36pm On Mar 07, 2015
The feeling is nice...




















I don't have a heart I presume undecided
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj To Perform With Usher, Mary J. Blige At Global Citizen 2015 Earth Day by simdam500(m): 3:31pm On Mar 07, 2015
DB paving ways....


Doing great outside africa kiss
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And Davido Performed Together On Stage, First And Only Time (Photo) by simdam500(m): 2:53pm On Mar 07, 2015
They tried. Am still awaiting their collabo... RIP to kaffy shocked sad sad
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys by simdam500(m): 2:49pm On Mar 07, 2015
Not enough tho shocked
Jokes EtcRe: When An Igbo Girl Finally Finds Her Name On Coca-cola Bottle by simdam500(m): 2:46pm On Mar 07, 2015
I don't understand the igbo language lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: In What Country Will You Find This Kind Of Motor. (pictures) by simdam500(m): 2:44pm On Mar 07, 2015
It definitely not this country.... remember we are the 6th fastest growing economy in the world... undecided

Poo... dry jokes

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