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mrlaw93: i was given Oko (Pr1ck) by my yoruba teacher. It happened that she was teaching numbers in yoruba that very day nd i wasn't concentrating which she noticed. She called me by surprise to ask what Forty is in yoruba. As a sharp guy, i quickly glanced at the board and recite from there. But unfortunately my pronunciation was different from the norm. I said Oko_lelugba and she was like ( like ur pr1ck abi). Mhen! shame catch me no be small. Since then, trust students, that replaced my name. Mr OKOlmao! This is funny |
Good for it. does it bite? ![]() |
i‘ve customized my power button to hybernate wen pressed once and to forcefully shut down wen hold down... but ofcourse forcefully shutting down a system is bad, it corrupt os and unsaved file could go missing |
guruvick:Guest abi? And op, really? how much are you paid cos i‘m in too, if seun need someone to sugarcoat nl |
prettysolid:abi o or is it now a crime to look ugly |
Mr. Bill enjoying his life. been a while i‘m on here. lalasticlala or which ever mod is online that deleted my “how go get away with murder“ thread, i say thanks for pushin me off nl |
been a while i'm here, and i miss bb10 life and rest of mind that comes with it. anyway, just need to ask if autoloaders still works and if bb still push updates. i need the latest os link for z30 @reaky |
kenny4one: please house I miss my jamb date due to unforeseen circumstances, what do I do?u have to go to your center, explain your "unforeseen circumstances" to them, hopefully they will allow you. |
they are here again |
Yustash001: almost 2 hrs late...my centre is a bit far from my school...more than 2 hrs journey...hmmm but people were still writing inside right? |
Yustash001: And finally...I missed my Jamb exam...I thought I would make but I couldn't..what time difference? i mean how much minute late? |
Teemhothy: I couldnt write my JAMB CBT exam slated for today at 11am .... missed out due to illness ... refiner: so sorry abt ur illness!...I hope it wasn't exam fever!well, looks like that. but i'll say u go ahead to ur center on monday and dont just conclude |
so in one word! the "Once bitten twice shy" track that gave 9ice more popularity is just a stunt too.... ![]() issokay ooo ![]() |
Am here Tania... PM me ![]() |
so what of Tania Omotayo |
don jazzy celebrate with her? where is tee bliz? |
onyiiella: I can even do topless and pantless, if i'm asked to as long as the money will flow in. Who cares. Abeg contact me if you have any for me jorseriously ![]() u need help o |
naa them know |
hostkobo how can know the perfect dimension for its theme feature image |
Nafizzey: great thread, pleas I find it difficult accessing and posting on my newly opened WordPress blog using simple server but other site work fine.. can anyone tell me how to resolve this pls?accessing your site is possible... but publishing using simple server will give cookies error cos simple server has to do with tweaking IP which wordpress doesn't support. u have to use official network plan |
UjSizzle: Yes, the windows phone is capable of receiving updates.oh you... well budget ranges from 30k to 1m lol...suggest jawe, and tell me some ground breaking features of windows ![]() |
hey guys, wana explore the world of windows. so i wana ask, is windows os capable of receiving update just like the bb10 and ios and which device can u suggest... |
can u still apply on the 30th ... anybody applied recently, which States are still available for centres? |
still waiting for my own "embarrassing moment to come" ![]() |
Pasuma is a father!!! |
crap |
Internet... Cant live without it but nairaland is d least place i wana access |
This is not a news... Ofcourse they wont let him go if he didnt pay d bail |
who cares op i lyk ur interface... hope that ios9 |
ifewise: Yesreply your pm |
ifewise: If Your friend is interested,I can still help him fr Yabatech.can u? |






