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WebmastersOpinion: Review This Site Honestly by simdam500(op): 11:11pm On Nov 23, 2015
Ok guys, i know there are web guru here on nairaland and i really need you all help now. This website is new and i want you all to see it. review d design, concept and to tell me if its a blog or site (confused). I want honest critics and development and steps on how to go about it cos it is a business website

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PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by simdam500(m): 10:42pm On Nov 23, 2015
Abbey2sam: non of those can work using simple server, you have to download (IDM) Internet download manager, then download through file stream

ask if you need more help
i just wanted to try d unlimited nite plan b4 i come across this thread but since op has said it all. No need again.





So about torrent file, how do u use IDM to download torrent or which downloader do u use using simple server?
CrimeRe: What A Woman Did To The Breast Of Her Househelp (Graphic Pic) by simdam500(m): 1:26pm On Nov 22, 2015
Putting your child in the hand of one helper, family member, tribe member should be banned in this country. If you are so poor and its only garri that you can afford to take, let every of your child take it and not give out one child in order to get money in return. I've seen countless people do that and the child end up suffering in d hands of their madam...
HealthRe: Neurological Screening Test by simdam500(m): 1:20pm On Nov 22, 2015
Found C and N easily but had to look again b4 i saw the 6
PoliticsRe: Atiku Will Be Next President Of Nigeria In 2019 – Prophet by simdam500(m): 10:43am On Nov 18, 2015
is the prophet playing a mind guessing game or he forgot election is by voting not random choosing
FamilyRe: Help Me My Sister Is Getting Out Of Hand by simdam500(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2015
Seculent: Beating as nothing to do with this.
seriously? My broda it sometimes do and it works like magic besides she's not 20yet
FamilyRe: Help Me My Sister Is Getting Out Of Hand by simdam500(m): 8:19pm On Nov 16, 2015
I hate to say this but i will, if choices are to be made during child begat-ing, i wont opt in for female child but unfortunately since it had happen i'll say d op should do as this quote says:
Politicos: Parental failure. Before I put forward workable suggestions, let me state categorically that you all have failed to raise a child. Who feeds her? Who buys her clothes? Who shelters her? Unless this story is fictional, I am shocked that after begetting a baby through reckless sexual exploration you guys still cannot stamp your authority over her. You gave her too much room too early. Here is the return!

1. Ground her. She is a dependent minor who is not up to an adult by law. Do this religiously! If she must be cared for, she must submit herself to guardian authority.

2. When last was she spanked? Occasional spanking expels foolishness! I see a pampered brat, raised with buttered words.

3. Confront the randy dude and severe their bond using social, lawful and spiritual measures.

4. Force her to work in the family business or she forfeits whatever luxury it offers.

5. Be warned! Don't send her away! She will return again with a greater bag of shame for the family.

Let's start from here...
EducationRe: Opeyemi Enoch Solves 156-Year-Old Maths Problem, Gets $1M by simdam500(m): 7:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
With 3 more maths problems to solve out of 7, i think i'm needed to solve any of d tri'
RomanceRe: Help! I Am In Love With My Employee by simdam500(m): 7:35pm On Nov 16, 2015
Op i dnt blame you! I blame RiRi that says "we found love in an hopeless place"... If only we found love in an hopeful place life wouldn't have been weird. But it not bad ok... Just like someone says, Give her 2weeks! If after that no words from her. sit her down clear the air on how serious you are but if nothing positive in 3days more (which i strongly doubt). PASS! Make her d employee she is and move on.
CelebritiesRe: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by simdam500(m): 7:15pm On Nov 16, 2015
I specially logged in to wish Tosyn a happy married life! You deserve it lady
Car TalkRe: Carpet Grass Plated Car Seen On The Streets Of Akure, Ondo State by simdam500(m): 8:50am On Nov 11, 2015
Movic1: d owner of dz car is a farmer grin dnt ask me why
whyhuh
EducationRe: Oreoluwa Emerges Unilorin’s Best With 4.92 Cgpa by simdam500(m): 8:45am On Nov 11, 2015
Brilliant!
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 10:57am On Nov 01, 2015
walcolm: Changed BlackBerry Protect ID? I don't understand pls expantiate
sorry, it a mistake. Meant i quickly change my bbid password
If you have the latest OS installed, what you do is to get on BlackBerry Protect and set a device password and even send a message to the device. Chances are high the person who stole the device will not start using it immediately so give it time
well, i already wiped it since i called and it was picked times without number with nobody talking back at me although i noticed it has not been connected to internet ever since it was stolen.
Sorry about the loss
thanks
RomanceRe: At 31, Not In A Serious Relationship: Should I Be Worried? by simdam500(m): 8:55pm On Oct 31, 2015
lolaxavier: Guy relax, you are just 31. I'll be 34 in few days and I still don't plan to settle down for now. I have a target to do that in the next two years. The most important thing is for you to have plan and be focused. The right person will show up when you are 100% sure you are ready.
he don talk am! Gbam!
FamilyRe: Dear Parents, in whose care have you left your child? Pics! by simdam500(m): 8:45pm On Oct 31, 2015
JudgementHammer: U hire a houseboy, he can abuse ur daughter sexually.
U hire a nanny she can abuse ur daughter sexually.
The 1st next thing the parents will start thinking about now is influence from school and think less of the influence on the way to school from home and home from school with the nanny.
God help this generation
I've told my family anytime I die, they should just bury me with a nigerian flag in my hand so I can show God that I've been to hell before. I don't need to go there again.
funny signature but true and like i use to tell people that use to say "life should end cos earth is bad and heaven is good", that even after obeying all the commandment stated in d holy book and you fail to appreciate this earth and part of d earth you come from, then the chances of going to heaven is slim because its best u appreciate what you have now than what you are promised to have... Anyway was just expressing my thought...











And to d person that stole my phone today, "the thought to desist from stealing will never struck u until nemesis catch up with you"
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 4:09pm On Oct 31, 2015
Guys my z10 just got stolen, i deactivated my password lock this morning while i was studying with it and i've not reactivated it since den. My location is off on default, am running d latest 10.3.2.... Os... I've changed my bb protect id and i've only been able to lock it... What else would you guys suggest?
EducationRe: Ayade Orders Suspension Of Prayers In Schools by simdam500(m): 10:54am On Oct 31, 2015
biltem: Could this be correct!

so no morning assembly dedicated to prayer and,information dissemination to students and teachers.

where are this occultist politician leading us in this country.


parents, please begin to pray. He that satan sent to propagate his wish should fail and taken off the exalted position by force by fire IJN

we shall see!
EventsRe: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by simdam500(m): 11:35pm On Oct 30, 2015
Seunaj05: Can't figure out wot they're trying to portray
PoliticsRe: Container Falls In VI, Lagos Today (Photos) by simdam500(m): 11:32pm On Oct 30, 2015
tellwisdom: Who's Ambode...The driver?? sad
Sarcasm!

But how can you blame Ambode truly? Is he a last man that stands on road or the motor boy that should help the driver in looking out for their turning directionhuh
PhonesRe: What Else Do You Do With Your phone Apart From These Things? by simdam500(m): 11:27pm On Oct 30, 2015
I have a nice discussion with my artificial intelligence...
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Actor, Eddie Coffie, Is Dead by simdam500(m): 11:22pm On Oct 30, 2015
Foreign AffairsRe: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by simdam500(m): 11:17pm On Oct 30, 2015
How can you have all this and not have the best response to irrelevant topics
EDUCATIONAL HISTORY
SECONDARY EDUCATION
Kutama College
TERTIARY EDUCATION
University of Solusi
Honorary Doctor of Laws
University of Fort Hare
Honorary Doctor of Commerce
University of Africa
Honorary Doctor of Literature/Letters
University of South Africa
Bachelor of Administration
University of Ahmadou Bello, Nigeria
Honorary Doctor of Laws
University of South Africa
Bachelor of Education
University of Zimbabwe
Honorary Doctor of Laws
University of London External Programme
Bachelor of Law
University of Michigan State, United States of America
Honorary Doctor of Laws
University of London External Programme
Master of Laws
University of Morehouse
Honorary Doctor of Laws
University of London External Programme
Master of Science
St Augustine College of South Africa
Honorary Doctor of Laws
University of London
Bachelor of Science
University of Moscow
Honorary Doctor of Laws
University of Fort Hare
Awarded in 1951
Bachelor of Arts
Only one man!
RomanceRe: Doing Her Msc. Still A Virgin @ 27 by simdam500(m): 10:58pm On Oct 30, 2015
Only on threads that deals with virgin, LGBT, masturbation will your hear the true sexuality lifestyle of people, in fact thread like this are the best thread to unfollow and follow people...

Op congratulations. Guess you feel lucky and you didn't expect it all your life that you could end up with a virgin that was the eagerness you created this thread with but since everyone has aired their opinion... you just have to be cautious and smart in the journey of marriage... good luck

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