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PoliticsRe: Crackdown On Illegal Immigrants In the US by simibrazil(f): 11:28pm On Oct 22, 2007
People like to generalize. It is sad. When people ask where my babe oga come from I always answer from South Africa, if you say Nigerian people d say : wow be carefull he must be dangerous and lot of bullshit
PoliticsRe: Crackdown On Illegal Immigrants In the US by simibrazil(f): 7:20pm On Oct 22, 2007
I think is not cool to stay illegal. I have a lot of friends who went to US to improve their quality of life. All of them got married and now they are legal.
There are a thousands of nigerians here too and they always get married (even the ugly ones grin). Here people dont like them because they usually stay in one place during the whole day making calls and people believe is all about drug business shocked every day a lot of nigerians are arrested because of it, there are people around the world , but nigerians are more.


In the airplane, all companies have problem with people trying to travel with illegal stuff but South Africa Airlines have much more
RomanceRe: Is It Right For My Boy Friend To Pick My Call Or Read My Message by simibrazil(f): 7:13pm On Oct 22, 2007
he is unsafe and he has problem with self confidence
FoodRe: Nigerian Recipes by simibrazil(f): 9:43pm On Oct 18, 2007
Omoge, thanks for the tips. Sorry for my ignorance but what is abunna/kini? You are calling my food as experiment too :-)

That kiss was after he ate potatoes.



Thanks Guy's ,I love that picture too. My babe oga know to kiss very well, deep, soft, romantic , strong. For him, I ll cook tongue cow :-)



Anongal huhhuh?? are you in your periodic ?
FoodRe: What's Your Favourite Fruit? by simibrazil(f): 3:33pm On Oct 17, 2007
Cherry and Kiwi
FoodRe: What Can I Feed My Vegeterian Man? by simibrazil(f): 2:52pm On Oct 17, 2007
I have a surprise for you, your problems just finished:

http://www.ivu.org/recipes/african/

74 Vegan African Recipes
Contributed by Vegetarians and Vegans from around the world
FoodRe: Nigerian Recipes by simibrazil(f): 3:30am On Oct 17, 2007
Good Night People

You all are so funny!


I ll make the Egusi Soup on saturday and I ll take picture and put here for you people see, my babe oga said : do you think the food i have been eating since I was child you can just start making like that ? I won't die with your experiments , give up! tongue

As he know I feel disgusting with some meats he usually play with me, example, I am quiet and he come with a head of chicken and start talking (second voice) and the tongue start moving just for tease me.

So let's see what will happen
FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 3:12am On Oct 17, 2007
Davidylan

I am so sorry Davidylan, 1000 kisses for you  kiss

Omoge,

He always say that what make he naturally strong(I put our pic today) is the quality of food he eats and I believe , he care a lot about natural stuffs and he eats all this stuffs I said is disgusting and I call him cannibal tongue He likes to go the place when the kill chicken (fresch) because the taste is better and I just buy chicken in the supermarket, clean , without any blood and skin and already cutted, he says don't have taste.

I put jedi jedi because you mentioned it in the other thread and I thought it sweety wink
FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 10:45pm On Oct 16, 2007
Davidylan

You call a Hhypothetical guy that stay with me as idiot you are ofending the same way,because we are 2 in 1 (lol) . My period have already finish. I ll take the advice from my sistahs and I ll calm down, I just discovered your are troublesome with everyone.

N-joy

Thanks for advice, I am almost new and I am still learning how things work here and who is who. Hugs

Debosky (m)

I got angry because he called my babe oga idiot, I don’t get anger free, without reason, I am just posting typical brazilian recips because is cool learning about others cultures and he just arrive and starting insulting me ? it not fair
Yes, Ill post more recipe for you gain weight. Here woman make liposuction, gym, diet, etc to became slim and you want gain weight ?
Yes, English is not my first language and I do a lot of mistakes.
I liked your sense of humor. You bit with no pain

Hugs
FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 10:30pm On Oct 16, 2007
You are really stupid and nonsense.
"Dirty talking about bad washed"

"who the idiot" Just for refresh your memory!
If you want respect, give it .
If you want insult, give it

You called idiot and I called back stupid and nonsense because is it what you really are and the post can proove it.

Start critizing something without understand first.

And my man is not taking flight away from me, we are togheter and very happy. Stop being jeaulous you ll find someone cool for yourself if you do the right work.
FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 10:17pm On Oct 16, 2007
"davidylan (m)
Fried banana?   Now that's just gross!
Apart from that i'd be wondering who the idiot is who is chickening out from marrying you"

It is dessert STUPID (ice cream togheter as option, helloooooooo,let's awake up). My babe oga is tall, handsome, intelligent,naturally strong and in shape,etc etc etc, If I keep typing I d stay here untill next year tongue
He stay with not because the food I cook, he choosed a woman and not maid or professional cooker. He is not like you that marry for eat well and became fat as elefant wink
FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 10:12pm On Oct 16, 2007
Ingredients:
4 beefsteaks
1 clove of crushed garlic
finely chopped parley
salt and ground black pepper to taste
1 beaten egg and bread crumbs to coat
oil for pan-frying
4 slices of ham and 4 slices of mozzarella cheese
1 package of tomato puré

Preparation:
1. Pound the steaks with a meat pounder.
2. Put the steaks in a bowl.
3. Season the steaks with garlic, parsley, salt and black ground pepper to taste.  
4. Cover the bowl with a plastic film.
5. Put the bowl in the fridge for 1 hour or longer.
6. Deep the steaks in the egg and then coat them in the breadcrumbs.
7. Pan-fry the steaks in hot oil until golden brown.
8. Put the steaks on a ovenproof baking dish.
9. Put a slice of ham and a slice of mozzarella over each steak.  
10. Pour the tomato puré over the beefsteaks.
11. Bake the beefsteaks in heated oven (350 F) for 20-30 minutes and serve.

A meat pounder will help tenderize the meat.
Choose any kind of tender meat (veal, minute steak, etc.) that you like.
You can replace beefsteaks with chicken breast fillets.
If you wish, you can replace the tomato puré with a home-made tomato sauce.
FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 10:03pm On Oct 16, 2007
Ingredients:
3 medium-sized carrots (chopped)
4 eggs
1 cup of oil
2 cups of sugar
3 cups of all purpose flour
1 teaspoon of baking powder

Preparation:
1. Blend the liquid ingredients (carrots, eggs, oil) in a blender.
2. Add the dry ingredients (sugar, flour, baking powder) and blend well.
3. Put the cake mixture in a mould previously greased with butter and dusted with wheat flour.
4. Bake the cake in preheated oven (330 F) for 30-40 minutes or until golden brown and done.
5. Top the cake with a chocolate topping (optional)
6. Let the cake cool down.
7. Remove the cake from the mould and serve.

Chocolate topping:
Put 8 tablespoons of sugar, 2 tablespoons of butter or margarine and 2 spoons of chocolate powder in a saucepan. Cook over low heat for a while, stirring constantly until the mixture loosens from the bottom of the pan.

FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 9:58pm On Oct 16, 2007
Ingredients:
1 small can of tuna (185 g.)
4 spoons of mayonnaise
salt and pepper to taste
parsley and lemon (optional)
1 package of toast or cream crackers

Preparation:
1. Drain the tuna.
2. Put the tuna in a small bowl.
3. Add the mayonnaise.
4. Add two lemon drops, chopped parsley, salt and pepper to taste.
5. Mix it well and serve it with toast or cream crackers.

I prefer to use tuna in brine, but you can use tuna in oil.
I love Hellmann's mayonnaise and "Melba" toast, but you can use any other brand.
You can also make delicious sandwiches with this tuna spread.

FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 9:54pm On Oct 16, 2007
Ingredients:

A. Dough:
2 sheets of puff pastry
1 egg yolk

B. Filling:
1 tablespoon of oil
1 small onion
2 peeled tomatoes
1 cooked chicken breast (recipe)
1 small can of hearts of palm
parsley and spring onion to taste
salt and pepper to taste

Preparation:

A. Dough:
1. Divide the dough into two parts (bottom/top crust).
2. Roll out the dough (on a lightly floured surface) with a rolling pin (dusted with flour).
3. Put the bigger part (bottom crust) in a pie tin greased with oil.
4. Spread the filling over the dough.
5. Brush the edges with water.
6. Cover the filling with the smaller part (top crust) and press the edges together.
7. Decorate the pie with stars or flowers.
8. Brush the pie with an egg yolk.
9. Bake the pie in hot oven (350 F) for 30 minutes.

B. Filling:

1. Remove the skin and the bones from the cooked chicken and cut it into pieces.
2. Heat a tablespoon of oil in a pan.
3. Add the onion and stir-fry until golden brown.
4. Add the tomato, the chicken, the salt and the pepper and let it cook for about 5/10 minutes.
5. Put the filling on a plate and let it cool down.

FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 9:49pm On Oct 16, 2007
Ingredients:
200 gr of butter
1 cup of sugar
2-3 eggs
1 cup of corn flour
½ cup of all purpose flour
½ cup of milk
1 teaspoon of baking powder
2-3 tablespoons of coconut flakes or grated parmesan cheese (optional)

Preparation:
1. Beat the butter and the sugar well.
2. Add the eggs and beat well.
3. Add the corn flour, the wheat flour, the milk, the baking powder and beat well.
4. Put the cake mixture in a mould previously greased with butter and dusted with wheat flour.
5. Bake the cake in preheated oven (350 F) for 30-40 minutes or until golden brown and done.
6. Let the cake cool down.
7. Remove the cake from the mould and serve.

You can find corn flour in supermarkets or in deli shops.

Instead of coconut flakes or grated parmesan cheese, you can add some fennel seeds (erva-doce) to the cake mixture.

FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 9:42pm On Oct 16, 2007
Ingredients:
2 ripe bananas
2 teaspoons of butter
cinnamon and sugar to taste

Preparation:
1. Peel the bananas.
2. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan.
3. Add the bananas and fry them on both sides.
4. Put the bananas on a plate.
5. Sprinkle the bananas with cinnamon and sugar to taste.

•If you wish, you can add honey and raisins to the bananas when frying them.
•Fried bananas go well with vanilla ice cream and whipping cream.

FoodRe: Brazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 9:31pm On Oct 16, 2007
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon of oil
1 (small) chopped onion = 1 tablespoon
1 (small) clove of crushed garlic
1 cup of rice
1 1/2 cup of boiling water
1 teaspoon of salt

Preparation:
1. Sauté the onion and the garlic in hot oil.
2. Add the rice and stir-fry well.
3. Add the water and the salt.
4. Let the water boil for some minutes.
5. When the water level drops, cover the pan and lower the heat.
6. When the rice is cooked, turn off the heat and let the rice rest for about 10 minutes.
7. Put the rice in a bowl and serve it.

Brazilians rinse and drain the rice thoroughly before cooking it.

For every cup of rice, use 2 cups of water. More water gives you softer rice while less water gives you firmer rice.

You can use only onion or both onion and garlic. Garlic adds flavor.

You can also add some chopped parsley and spring onion to the onion and garlic.
Instead of water, you can use home-made chicken broth.

Instead of salt, you can use a chicken bouillon cube. I don't use chicken bouillon cubes because most of them contain MSG (Mono Sodium Glutamate).

Rice with carrot or tomato are also popular in Brazil. To make rice with carrot or tomato, just add a chopped carrot or a chopped tomato and stir-fry it with the onion and garlic.

FoodBrazilian Recipes (jedi jedi food) by simibrazil(op): 9:23pm On Oct 16, 2007
Mayonnaise Salad

Ingredients:

4-5 potatoes
2 carrots
100-150 g of green beans
1 cup of frozen green peas
10 olives
1 small can of hearts of palm
1 jar of mayonnaise
1 tablespoon of olive oil (optional)
1 tablespoon of finely chopped onion (optional)
1 tablespoon of finely chopped parsley (optional)
salt and black pepper to taste

Preparation:

1. Rinse the potatoes and cook them in water and salt.
2. Peel the carrots, cut them into small pieces and cook them in water and salt.
3. Rinse the green beans, cut them into small pieces and cook them in water and salt.
4. Cook the green peas in water and salt.
5. Drain the palm hearts and cut them into small pieces.
6. Cut the olives into small pieces. 
7. Once all vegetables are cooked, drain the water: allow them to cool down and save them for later. 
8. Peel the cooked potatoes and cut them into small pieces.
9. Put all ingredients in a bowl, add the mayonnaise, the oil, the onion, the parsley and salt and pepper to taste.
10. Mix well all ingredients, cover the bowl with a plastic film and keep the bowl in the fridge until serving. 

I like "Hellmann's" mayonnaise, but you can use any other brand or make your own mayonnaise.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Has The Best Picture Profile On Nairaland? by simibrazil(f): 8:27pm On Oct 16, 2007
I live in São Paulo I just went to Rio de Janeiro 1 time , I don't like there because is dangerous.
About your question, salon to make wax has every streeth, we brazilians make it each 15 days, is like make nails, too easy to find.
You should tell to the professional with draft do you want, we usually make triangle , but you can choose make the letter W (to fits with your name)
I took a friend from South Africa and she have never made before, she almost cry, seem like she was delivering a babe :-)
In my personal opinion is not painful, sometime I sleep during the wax.
So, you dont have it there ? cool, I ll open a business :-)
If I were you I d go to Bahia, Recife, Fortaleza, Fernando de Noronha, Chapa Diamantina, Bonito, take a look www.cvc.com.br you can purchase a package here, is more cheap, example 1 week with hotel, breakfast,tours and flight can be 400 U$ but if you go by your own just the ticket will be 400 U$

São Paulo is a business city like Lagos, Londom , is not fun but you can go to our "village", take a look this place . it is located here:
http://www.pousadacantodocamburi.com.br/index_i.html
http://www.sitiodolobo.com.br/(this one is just amazing, is close to RJ, you get there throught boat or helicoptero because is a island)
TV/MoviesRe: Contact Please by simibrazil(f): 3:45pm On Oct 16, 2007
yes, very serious
TV/MoviesRe: Contact Please by simibrazil(f): 2:54pm On Oct 16, 2007
I want act as actress :-) and I have a great story

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