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lordizak:
I'll stick to my 10 odds weekly

me, na just 5 to 6 odds weekly.

1. Interest is too high and too good to be true

2. You don’t understand what they do with the money

3.There is no face to the owners of the business

4.The company is new and probably doesn’t have a recognized office building

5.They don’t sign any legal binding agreement with you

6.You don’t get a collateral or security for your investment

7. It is not regulated or approved by SEC or any other body allowed by law to approve such a scheme

8. They give you incentives/rewards to bring in more subscribers to the scheme.

9. It relies on new incomers to sustain the scheme. When new incomers stop it dies.

10. The owners hate criticisms and defend it till the scheme crumbles.

11. It fetes on people’s greed and thirst for quick money


My people, this thing was introduced to Nigerians because they know Nigerians are in a bastard frustration and will do anything to make quick money.

Be wise

Mr Dan won the bet coz his corgi was able to jump a few metres high when Joseph's house couldn't jump at all.

Hehehe! I'll wait for someone to answer it correctly until 9:30pm today.

Mr Dan was arguing with Joseph that his corgi could jump higher than Joseph's 4 storeys building but Joseph said otherwise. They consistently argued till it resulted to a bet.
At the end of the day, Mr Dan, the corgi owner won the bet.

How?

As received in my students' mailbox.




The Extended Management Committee at its meeting held today, Wednesday, August 3, 2016, deliberated extensively on the current situation in the University.  

The meeting expressed deep concern that students were yet to resume for normal academic activities. It is hoped that  the situation would soon return to normal and students would soon be called back to campus very very soon.

Meanwhile, the Vice Chancellor, Professor A. S. Gbadegesin, thanks all students for their understanding and willingness to support the Management's efforts to move the University forward.

Best wishes.

Signed
J. A. Agboola
Registrar


[/i]As received in my students' mailbox.




The Extended Management Committee at its meeting held today, Wednesday, August 3, 2016, deliberated extensively on the current situation in the University.  

The meeting expressed deep concern that students were yet to resume for normal academic activities. It is hoped that  the situation would soon return to normal and students would soon be called back to campus very very soon.

Meanwhile, the Vice Chancellor, Professor A. S. Gbadegesin, thanks all students for their understanding and willingness to support the Management's efforts to move the University forward.

Best wishes.

Signed
J. A. Agboola
Registrar

Pinnick: Eagles Could Get A Foreign Coach


President of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), Amaju Pinnick, has admitted the possibility of hiring a foreign coach for the Super Eagles.
Speaking on a television programme, the new boss of the federation said that his board could opt for a foreign coach to replace Stephen Keshi if the need arises.



“It is very possible that we could get a foreign coach but first we have to give Keshi a chance. He is a hero and we should treat him as such,” Pinnick said.
“He has won the Nations Cup both as a player and as a coach for Nigeria and we must regard him with respect.
“I very much support us having local coaches and I will encourage that. But if it happens that he can’t continue, then we may get a foreign coach.”
Keshi’s contract ran out at the end of Nigeria’s participation at the World Cup in Brazil and he’s only handling the team on an interim basis.
He will do his chances of being retained as Eagles’ coach a great harm if Nigeria fails to qualify and defend their AFCON title in Morocco next January

Don't worry, let experience teach you miss lover.

If I have an Ebola-positive girlfriend, believe me: I'll forget what sex is not to talk of using condom

This will be very hard, men have not finished ruling it well so I don't think women can do it better. #TheyWillOnlyCareForTheirFamilies.
Case closed please.

I'll not vote you.

Hope he'll lead us to lift the world cup!
Gosh! I was dreaming.

Funny enough to laugh out. Hmm?

Oh my God! Why posting it? will he give me?

Does he know that no 'fine boy' for politics?

sunnyshayne: It's normal and not a strange occurrence.

Some people go to Hajj when they know they are sick or weak and their condition is death threatening with the believe or mindset that if you die in Mecca, paradise is your portion!

So, even if I'm on top of my girl romancing her before I die, I'll simpl make heaven heaven because I'm in Mecca?

Genevieve was beautiful.

Just voices, let's wait for the actions.

snakebeat: Brother pls be very careful about what u write about the prophet. God does allow temptations to happen @times, though he's a prophet, he's human. Don't be that man that was asking christ if he's truly the son of God, why didn't he free them with his powers when he was crucified.

but the person in question is not Jesus andt think I've said anything wrong. If truly he's a prophet, God will surely help him

Mr T.B. Joshua, I'm short of words but, I'll say that if truly you're the son of God, you should have sensed that your church will collapse. After all, you sense dangers year before their occurrence. If truly you're a prophet, God will help you!

korel9: How come their number is a round figure? 50 and not 51 or 53

Because those were the rounded number sent from them (boko haram)

bizngr: The ozone layer prevents the ultra violet ray (UVB) of the sun and not the heat-causing terrestrial radiation. That means the regrowth of the ozone layer cannot be felt as a reduction in skin surface heat.

you should have known that I was only joking. Could my skin be that sensitive enough?

EMMYB0Y: ...I guess u be albino

No, I no be albino.