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PoliticsPresident Jonathan Drinks To The Misery by simongonner(op): 5:36am On Mar 22, 2013
Sahara Reporters
In Equatorial Guinea President
Jonathan Drinks To The Misery,
Death And Destruction Of
Murdered Nigerians In Kano And
Drowned Nigerians In Wooden
Boat Near Calabar

PoliticsRe: Farouk Lawan Sacked As Chairman, Committee On Subsidy by simongonner(op): 5:29am On Mar 22, 2013
PoliticsFarouk Lawan Sacked As Chairman, Committee On Subsidy by simongonner(op): 5:28am On Mar 22, 2013
By OKEY NDIRIBE & EMMAN
OVUAKPORIE
ABUJA—Speaker, House of
Representatives Aminu
Tambuwal yesterday sacked
the suspended Chairman of
the House Adhoc Committee
on Fuel Subsidy Regime,
Farouk Lawan, from the
position of Chairman, House
Committee on Education.
Tambuwal announced the
appointment of Aminu
Suleiman (PDP, Kano) as the
substantive chairman of the
committee as replacement
for Lawan, who is currently
facing trial for allegedly
receiving a bribe of $620,000
from oil magnate, Femi
Otedola.
Tambuwal also appointed
deputy chairmen for six
other committees.
Until his appointment,
Sulaiman was the deputy
chairman of the committee
on labour and productivity.
Rose Okoh (PDP, Cross River),
deputy chairman of the
Education committee had
been operating in acting
capacity.
Tambuwal said the
appointment is with
immediate effect.
Farouk Lawan was
suspended at a special
plenary of the House in June
2012, after billionaire oil
marketer, Chief Femi Otedola
alleged that the former
chairman collected $620,000
bribe from him to facilitate
the removal of his
companies: Zenon Oil and
Synopsis International from
the list of erring companies
in the subsidy regime.
The House had temporarily
stripped Lawan of his
position as chairman
committee on education as
well as chairman of the
subsidy probe committee
pending the outcome of the
investigation of its
committee on ethics and
privileges.
With this development,
Lawan who has been in the
House since 1999 would
remain as a floor member.
The ethics and privileges
committee had concluded its
assignment since last year
but has not submitted its
findings to the House.
Efforts by our correspondent
to ascertain whether the
speaker’s action was based
on the findings of the ethics
and privileges committee
were however not
successful.
Lawan, is presently being
prosecuted for allegedly
soliciting and accepting
bribe for the purpose of
compromising facts on the
oil subsidy management in
the country.
It was learnt that
Tambuwal’s sacking of
Lawan may not be
unconnected with the
resolve of the House
leadership to purge itself of
anything that might dent the
image of the House.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet T O Obadare Is Dead by simongonner: 3:31pm On Mar 21, 2013
i dnt knw hm,RIP......
Christianity EtcRe: Missing Joystick...Real Spiritual Phenomenon? or Urban Legend? by simongonner: 6:18am On Mar 20, 2013
its very real,its common in the north,i ve seen it twice.very real
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Hot Is Your Area? by simongonner: 4:34pm On Mar 19, 2013
kpozite: It feels like being inside the baker's oven here in Makurdi.
na d koko,makurdi is damn hot
PoliticsRe: Did You Vote Jonathan In 2011 And Will You In 2015? by simongonner: 4:37pm On Mar 18, 2013
Regiblinkz: For peeps calling the president names its simply Ω̶oτ good enough,for christ sake he is the president!!!most of y'all calling him Jonathan and all sorts of names have serious exam issues in your various schools and yet ƔφU̶̲̥̅̊ think you're smart enough to rule this country...*GEJ na una papa junior*where are your dads to rule us....I will vote him over and over again
scumbags association of Nigeria(SAN)
PoliticsRe: Did You Vote Jonathan In 2011 And Will You In 2015? by simongonner: 4:28pm On Mar 18, 2013
i didnt,i caint and i wont vote a SCUMBAG
Jokes EtcRe: My Experience With Nigeria Police Last Friday by simongonner: 7:21am On Mar 18, 2013
basket mouth
Nairaland GeneralRe: Crazy But True Facts In The World by simongonner: 6:11pm On Mar 17, 2013
17. An American Pornographic
actress, Lisa Sparxxx, holds the
record for Being Intimate with
the most guys in a day. She slept
with 919 guys in a single day.chai real AKUNA
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by simongonner: 5:18pm On Mar 16, 2013
safarigirl: Arenal and Trophy Drought

8 years and running
It's no longer funny
The fans have waited
With breaths bated
Egos have been deflated
Jerseys gone faded
Wenger says we need patience
But how long do we wait?
8 years have passed, do we keep faith?
We're mocked amongst friends
Arsenal jokes are the new trend
This failure road has no bend
We ride alone, our heads bent
We'll get there next year
Tell that to the cobwebs
That have riddled the trophy shelves
Voices lost in the shout
"WE MUST END THIS DROUGHT"
chai! u r a genius...take this arsenal cup,lol..

Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by simongonner: 1:50pm On Mar 16, 2013
arsenal and 8yrs trophy drought?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal - UCL (0 - 2) - On 13th March 2013 by simongonner: 7:34am On Mar 14, 2013
haters go crash,we are going to win 4th place cup,lol..

PoliticsRe: R-E-V-E-A-L-E-D: Ezu River Victims Murdered, Says Autopsy by simongonner(op): 7:30am On Mar 14, 2013
PoliticsR-E-V-E-A-L-E-D: Ezu River Victims Murdered, Says Autopsy by simongonner(op): 7:29am On Mar 14, 2013
News
BY Emeka Mamah
Snippets from the autopsy
report on the 25 corpses
dumped inside Ezu River in
Amansea, Awka North Local
Government Area of
Anambra State, indicate that
the deceased were extra-
judicially murdered.
Vanguard gathered from
sources in Lagos last night
that the pathologists, who
carried out the autopsy,
discovered some bullet
wounds, bruises and other
signs that the suspects did
not die of natural causes.
The sources said although
the results of the autopsy
were scanty, it would be
correct to assume that those
whose corpses were thrown
into the river had been in
detention or custody.
Anambra State Commissioner
for Health, Dr Lawrence
Ikeakor, had said that
government made “startling
discoveries” from the
corpses of three of the
victims, whose bodies were
initially exhumed, prompting
it to order further
investigations on the
remaining bodies.
Tongues were wagging last
night that some of those
killed were suspected kidnap
or armed robbery suspects
in the custody of security
agencies in the state.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal - UCL (0 - 2) - On 13th March 2013 by simongonner: 7:26am On Mar 14, 2013
atleast we beat them on their soil,gunner for life through thick and thin...
NYSCRe: Corper Decamped For Refusing To Wear Trousers by simongonner: 7:58am On Mar 13, 2013
If u gv her type post 4 political office,na dem go steal pass...
RomanceRe: If Your Ex Sends " You Will Never Find Someone Like Me Again" by simongonner: 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2013
i will tel her,LOLS
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Upgrades To Anti- Aircraft Warfare by simongonner(op): 3:35pm On Mar 09, 2013
gramci: See why we need drones
noooo we dont need it
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Upgrades To Anti- Aircraft Warfare by simongonner(op): 2:40pm On Mar 09, 2013
saharareporters.com/press-release/jtf-recovers-shoulder-fired-anti-aircraft-guns-rocket-propelled-grenade-tubes-and-seve
PoliticsBoko Haram Upgrades To Anti- Aircraft Warfare by simongonner(op): 2:38pm On Mar 09, 2013
By Sagir Musa
JTF's Press Release: Update On
Joint Task Force Special
Operations In The Last Ten Days
In Maiduguri
Based on information and
intelligence report, series of
operations were conducted by
the Joint Task Force Operation
RESTORE ORDER in the last ten
days from in Borno State. The
latest was the one conducted at
Bulabulin, Bayern Quarters and
Jajeri in Maiduguri metropolis
between 3 – 8 pm yesterday
Friday, 8 February, 2013. During
these operations under the
period stated, there were
exchange of fire that led to the
death of 52 Boko Haram
Terrorists including ten
commanders of the sect. 70
terrorists were also arrested. In
the period under review, the JTF
lost 2 personnel, 3 were
wounded and no civilian casualty
was recorded. The under listed
weapons, ammunition, uniforms
and other items were recovered
in yesterday’s operation;
a. 3 Anti Aircraft Guns
b. 10 Rocket Propelled Grenade
Tubes
c. 3 General Purpose Machine
Guns
d. 17 AK47 Rifles.
e. 3 G3 Rifles
f. 1 Pistol (Lama)
g. 20 RPG Bombs
h. 12 RPG Chargers
i. 1x 36 Hand Held Grenade
j. 1 Teargas Rifle
k. 33 AK 47 Magazines
l. 11 FN Magazines
m. 3 G3 Magazines
n. 11,068 Assorted Ammunitions
o. 2 Techanical Vehicles with
mounted Anti Aircraft Stands
p. 1 Box of weapons cleaning kit
q. 4 Swords and 2 Knifes
r. 5 Walking Talkies
s. 4 VHF Hand Held Sets
t. 1 Multi Links Router
u. Assorted uniforms and kits
The Task Force wishes to thank
members of the public
particularly our moles in the
Boko Haram’s Camp for giving us
the information that assisted in
the successes so far recorded.
Thus, members of the public are
reminded to continue to give
credible and timely information
to security agencies to combat
insecurity through the following
Hot Lines that are operational
24/7;
08064174066
07065464012
0815442934
SAGIR MUSA
Lieutenant Colonel
JTF Spokesman
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 2:18pm On Mar 09, 2013
mytym: dunno girlz also do man-azz or is it a peronal thing? grin grin grin
ask her 4 me o?
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 2:13pm On Mar 09, 2013
van bonattel: Ability to "cane" her for a long time.
hahaha abi oooo
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 2:11pm On Mar 09, 2013
ladunsky: confidence and intellectual capability... !
wow thats 9c
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 6:45am On Mar 09, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]girl and yes I'm talking abt a guy's azz[/quote]haha hilarious
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 6:40pm On Mar 08, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]... Jus nice yansh to stare and grab that's all[/quote]haha u b guy or grl?
FamilyRe: Sweet Things About Your Mom That Make You Smile? by simongonner: 5:21pm On Mar 08, 2013
my mum is super natural,extra terrestial,an alien..oh mum! I LOVE YOU
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 12:18pm On Mar 08, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]11. Nice yansh grin[/quote]haha figure 8
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 9:56am On Mar 08, 2013
Osc: Point 8 is not important i can others vry well but not too good with fire and frying pan
atleast you can cook indomie abi?
RomanceRe: Top 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 9:55am On Mar 08, 2013
Princeparix: tat wetin?~i believe d OP but MONEY CAN GIVE U ALL THOSE QUALITIES- u wan try luck;be it confidence,smile,sense of humor. BE IT ANYTHING
on point
RomanceTop 10: What Makes A Man Attractive by simongonner(op): 7:05pm On Mar 07, 2013
Top 10: What Makes a Man
Attractive
what-makes-a-man-attractive
Most of the time, what leads a
woman's initial attraction to a
man is his physical make up. But
once we get past the looks, what
is it that keeps a man attractive
in the eyes of women? Well,
there's a lot more than meets the
eye and gentlemen everywhere
need to know the traits that
make them attractive and make
women want to be around them.
Here are 10 ideas.
1. Smile
A great smile is one of the
greatest attraction of a man. It
breaks a woman's resistance and
allows her to relax around you
without any verbal language.
This is why a man who is
generous with his smile is
guaranteed to be maintain a
women-magnet.
2. Masculinity
What most women first notice
are a your physical assets, but
what lingers in their mind is your
masculinity. It's in the way you
move and talk that keeps a
woman's eyes on you and
creates her instinctive feelings of
attraction.
3. Confidence
Confidence makes a man. Show
her your male confidence and
that you're self-assured, never
backing down from any
situation. Make her feel
protected. There's just
something about a commanding
vibe and aura of authority that
women seeking men can't resist.
4. Eye contact
A man who knows how to have
eye contact is a man who knows
how to communicate. It's the
best way to show that you're
listening to what a woman is
saying. It also makes a woman
feel special and cared for.
5. Aromatic sense
If a man looks good and smells
even better, women are bound
to swarm around him.
6. Having a sense of style
It's not the clothes that make a
man sexy, but how he carries his
apparel with confidence and
ease that does. Clothes don't
impress women; it's the man
that makes those clothes look
good on him that does. Avoid
styles which are unattractive to
women like tight leather pants,
pants that are too big and socks
pulled up to your knees with
shorts.
7. Communication skills
Conversational skills are
necessary for any man to
succeed with women. He must
know when and how to start up
a conversation and carry it on
intelligently.
8. Being able to cook
Most men have no problem when
it comes to outdoor grilling, but
when they can get down in the
kitchen, that's impressive to most
women.
9. Having sensitivity
Sensitivity means having a sense
of empathy, confidentiality and
trust rolled into one. When a
woman confides something or
expresses her feelings, she just
needs an ear to listen so she can
let off steam. However, too much
sensitivity can be mistaken for
femininity.
10. Having a sense of humor
A man with a good sense of
humor automatically is
considered sexy by women.
Women think that if he can make
them with laugh in public,
chances are he can also make
them giggle in bed.

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