The Nigerian army clearly lacks the capacity to defeat insurgency but they'd rather die in the midst of deceit and propaganda.

only Muslims can fight extremism but they don't know where to start because its roots are embedded in their religious constitution!

Oga Emir you gave up your right to complain when you campaigned for the APC on the basis of religion and ethnic affiliation as against competence!

northerners are suffering the most in Nigeria today but they can't complain because they brought this upon themselves!!

now that the army and police seem to be a threat to each other... kidnappers will have a field day with the innocent masses!

MURIC will not come and explain why these ladies are not on hijab now

educated Hausa people will be living a true Muslim life... but poverty stricken head slammers will not let us hear word!

In every village, all kidnappers are known!
they are protected by the chiefs who feed of crime proceeds and other villagers who envy and scramble for tips from them.
i have spoken!

i was also confused when they labeled Tekno a "threat"!
public show of nudity is definitely a crime but saying he's a threat just shows that the emir that said insecurity is caused by homosexuality is probably right!

Nigerian actresses are busy taking bikini photos while the men are backing babies... tomorrow they will say politicians are not doing their duties in office!

Davash222:
Either movie or he's joining politics.

QED!!

politics.
he has expressed his desire to contest for a seat in the Ghanian parliament!

The general secretary confederation of Nigerian witches has denied the above statement, describing it as "malicious, unfounded and highly disrespectful to their renowned coven".

please be informed that "southern Kaduna" comprises several local governments which the Fulani are infiltrating and creating emirates in them. True southern Kaduna will not give him a hat, not to talk of a title

Ejike07:
this chick looks like an alien at a closer look

e be like say you get Apollo!

See how gravity is exposing her for trying to cheat nature?!
#nature'srevenge

low-budget OBO

sinaj:
His children are really cute, he has a beautiful family.

I can even see oil dripping from their skin.

south-south people will come and start screaming "our yams"

sweet family photo!

na poor man family picture wey dey resemble serial killer crime scene

This one cuppy is snapping with everybody... is she sampling preeks or she wants to open a photo studio?

i hope all Nigerian Chelsea fans will find some joy in this news tonight.

...watch how they were raped just hours ago!

chariisGRACE:
Dem hack, dem no hack, who him twitter handle epp?

Can't this hackers look for something meaningful to hack?

Dear Hackers,

please when next you want to hack, please hack Nigeria, not only hacking but also restore The country to factory reset.

thank you.

factory reset will take us back to building groundnut pyramids in kano... then your wailing will start all over again!

TooMuchStuff:
Great.....!

But don't try that in Nigeria o.

Awon village people don't like competition!

especially a south-south state synonymous with ugly governors!

Sexyjigga:
Make I zoom that pussy

Shey you want to finish Vaseline your mother bought 3days ago?!

Nwodosis:
If a man accidentally enters her
dressing room and meet her like this, she will run helter skelter to get herself covered but see how she has exposed all to the public!

Meat way you steal sweet pass the one your mama give you for hand!

If you understand this write up,then you're also a mad man/woman

All these celebrities living fake life and deceiving fans.... didn't know they also deceive themselves!
8months into marriage and you realize you're living with assistant Satan

shey this girl doesn't know that Vaseline is now costly in market?

Does pornstars that already know how to dance soapy is who you're teaching Zanku?

After abandoning Amala and Ewedu here, you go New York jam cold salad and lemonade...how your natural abs no go show?

Alaba boys that will benefit most from this will not contribute shi shi for her school fees.... if you know,you know!

2dice01:
while Graduating students dey collect keke nepep installment to use survive this mini Hell

Mini Hell?
charlie boy said if he died and goes to hell,it would take him at least a week to realize he's not in Nigeria!

Chigbu right now...waiting patiently for Davido to give him N1million on top artwork he never asked for!

Ubi franklin right now...

N60million for soft porn?.... my God!

funmijoyb:
Not yet accomplished indeed , baby mama beater and lazy ass musician..ordinary davido don surpass u and u Neva learn from him.

We await your music in the next five years

Did you just call Davido "ordinary"?