₦airaland Forum

pelkad1290:
Did you just call this one plastered with a bucket of paint...
Fine??
Go check out most of them without make up u might puke

its like you've not jam girls who spend 3hours doing make up but still come out looking like Funke Akindele...

9jaBloke:
Are celebs allowed to wear camo?

Yes...but in sane countries, of which Nigeria is not one of them!

where's Patrick Elis sef?

Izabel:
If someborri sees your profile picture now they'll think you're innocent

i'm as innocent as they come! that is my real face and i'm solely responsible for my comments on NL.
are you interested in the deal?

Aunty its not sponsors for your trip that you need in that post... its committed preek that you're in need of.
after one guy has proposed to put you out of your misery,you're here sounding like you're doing us a favor by getting married!

Izabel:
miracle flight school
she movie academy
shey me too won't go for bbn next year bayi so ill have enough money to make my dreams come true

Better start securing our votes by uploading your nudes on NL. i'll inform the chairman of Vaseline crew to add you to our what'sapp group and also talk to that sex position guy for free publicity of your nude shots!

Van Dijk right now...

If i no buy Benz this year wetin i gain?

DameB:
make traffic dey inside the soup o, big fish like Ifeanyi Ubah doesn't deserve an elbow-licking soup

when Fulani people settle down for am...the soup go flow from finger reach armpit!

Remimadrid:
What about Ifeanyi Ubah of Capital Oil, when are they going after him, or are they saving him for last.

If they touch him now, Igbos will consider it Fulani witch-hunt on eastern business men!
they're still cooking his soup in Aso rock!

Guestlander:
Not a bad thing as long as other Nigerians are allowed to carry AK47 around as well.

and we'll have the chaos in the USA happening right now here in Nigeria!
Truth is nobody should be allowed to keep and bear arms except security personnel, but of course, herdsmen are glorified Nigerians thanks to our darling dullard in Aso Rock so they'll always get away with it.
do you know that american citizens are allowed to buy firearms without any background checks on the buyer?... universal background checks are considered an infringement of their rights! isn't democracy crazy?

See what this girl needs to be happy... cup of tea!

98million extremely poor Nigerians are not assured a cup of tea daily. so,its safe to say a cup of tea can make both parties happy,which ever way you put it

Dottore:
Some fools after seeing the way these ones were handled would still be nursing the idea of committing the same crime.

They'll consider them as the dumb ones who got caught.
kidnapping is now a "business" in Nigeria. ransom is the profit you make from calculated transactions between yourself, the kidnapped and the police!

With the rubbish you did last year,you're expecting us to call you again?
if not for your recent nude photos that cured up to 2million Konji on NL, we would have asked for a refund

myfan:
When will Ikorodu boys mimic Buhari incompetence?

Make them try am.... they will all become real life retards by the next morning!

I'm glad they didn't try any engagement stunt for publicity... retards been proposing in market squares for ages!

sometimes Davido acts like he was once poor before he become rich.
He's completely in touch with the common man any day,any time!
OBO

blesskewe:
Can wizkid do this

wiz wetin?

You no see orphans and less privileged kids to buy cloth for na that Olosho....

its hard for ladies like cuppy to find true love!
me sef dey trip for her like mad,but i know say if i bleep her like 4-5times, she go just taya me from den!

no wonder his brain isn't capable of producing hits again... just dropping sh!t back to back!

Shebi Tonto Dike rush go create YouTube channel to share her "40seconds drama" for una.... she never get 1million subscribers up till now?

kolafolabi:
Only one daughter? Sigh! But why?

It's poor people that breed like rats with nothing but garri and okro to eat on a daily. come to north and see watermelon seller with 2 wives and 9 children and still eyeing 15year old Aisha to add to his wives!

Id97:
It baffles me that in our modern world with all the technological advancements,something as inconsequential as mere instagram followerships is now been celebrated as a milestone.That is really how stupid social media has made majority of people.

i think you're clearly ignorant of the power of numbers!
christiano Ronaldo charges almost 400k pounds per sponsored post on Instagram because of the strength of his page numbers... his Instagram page is probably making more money than your extended family's combined salaries!.... i said "probably" o, before you say i insulted you

car you can't drive successfully in Nigerian pothole infested road..... you think you're doing me?

Ciaos:
Na real suffering and smiling people dey for this world. Smelling amist pains takes plenty strength.

yes.... smelling takes alot of pain!

Vikzz:
Asin ehn na to dey find money or borrow take buy new clothes for IG

my brother the thing no taya you?
me sef wise up, drop my suit and tie, invest for businesses dey make money from other people hardwork. now nobody for my neighborhood dey beg me money because all of us just dey sleep for house like who no get work!

majamajic:
every citizen is very important to them be u gangsta , prostitute , pastor

a country that's values lives of her citizens

more than 120 Nigerians have been killed in xenophobic attacks...but our president is busy trying to steal land for cows and herdsmen he said were originally from Mali

I tot she signed a deal with Lamborghini?... abi the deal don cast?

Vikzz:
them never see work collect since eviction

celebrity life no easy my brother!
so much pressure on them to blow by all means. sometimes to wake up for morning dey fear them because they have nothing to show for all the publicity stunting!

People get mind sha!
shey na dem rent camera for me? you wan collect the small change wey i get on top movie wey Alaba boys go pirate before i even release am?... we die here!!

Vulcanheph:
This girl's Mum is doing some serious advertisement for her daughter ......very soon the moneybags will soon come for pricing.

shebi you're the mother's sales rep? Kuku give us the price since you know so much!