₦airaland Forum

My wife will think i have finally tested positive for Covid19 and want to give her her share

"the patient dog eats the fattest bone"

After growing up among women, i could have sworn only women had this behaviour. They are always looking for the slightest opportunity to roam about naked at home.
Your husband probably grew up among women too and gradually got comfortable with it.

Orestino:
Because out of every 12 disciples, there's must be a Judas

So there are now 12 players in a team abi?

BranddesignerH:
I'm still waiting for the BVN cash transfer Palliative promised by the Honorable minister

You dey wait for wetin?

June15:
Bomboclaat

Do you have an extra blunt?

yomi007k:
Inside this economic mess guys still dey get erection.

It's ok oo...

na our fault say your prick no fit "stand" the economy ?

This format don cast since na...

Imagine if Edo was an epicenter and a truck load of Benin people landed in Kano

this would have been their welcome...

my unit member in church once revealed to me that she spends at least 2 hours on makeup every Sunday, which is why she never makes it to first service.

Me now said "no wonder you look so lovely on Sundays".

she haven't spoken to me since then...

Foxman19:
Lol see people begging for vote from north...continue dragging yourself back.

So its only with northern votes that they can get political office abi?
Oloshi...

If i was governor, i'd give an express order to "shoot on sight"!
Morafvckers.....

Bawo... who did we offend here in the north?!

Just be chopping her steady until she sees the invitation card to your wedding.
awon golddiggers chairlady!!

What will his state of origin contribute to the fight against the virus?
tomorrow you will blame politicians for their divide and rule strategies.
let him do his work in peace and keep your silly tribal/ethnic questions to yourself!

They are even eyeing my future too?
chai... my yams!!

Thieves!
They keep boasting of being the first to implement minimum wage and up till this moment, tertiary institution lecturers receive 80% of their previous salaries not to talk of minimum wage.
How can you deduct 25% of someone who's on CONTISS salary scale, something that was abolished years ago?... Covid19 kee you there!

I live in Kaduna, Barnawa to be precise... na audio money! I repeat, na audio money!!

I know your wife just got employed by Kaduna state college of education.
my advice: let her take the lecturing job. 12years from now, where lecturing will take her, classroom teachers will not near there.

budaatum:
We are stupid, and Nigerian politicians know it.

Exactly!

They know that they can plunder the nation's treasury, throw crumbs at the impoverished masses and watch them eat each other.

No matter what they put you through, you'll all sit there and take it like good little boys

I've always read MURIC and supreme council for Shari'a making reference to Muslims being the majority in the SW.
Do they want people to think they are majority so they can have their way just like in northern Nigeria or what?
They believe that by repeatedly making such claims, we might actually think its true.

From theft,you graduated to murder.

if i were the judge, i'd have you wear a customized Amotekun shirt and ask you to take a stroll in Kano... the family can have what's left to bury!

your parents are looking for a reason to table your matter from time to time in family meetings.
when they see you're financially okay and don't trouble them over any need or issue, they'll come up with the next thing that will destabilize you so you can be running to them often for advice and solution...
your parents are feeling left out in your affairs and they just want to be relevant to you.
don't fall for this... marry if you wish but when you're ready and with the right woman!

simple trick....

use a strange number to forward a text to your phone that reads "i will give you N20million and an oil company job if you divorce your wife and marry me"...
then see if she wouldn't go back to factory settings!

This is how Nigerians vote during elections....

Greatzeus:
Get out of here,go and create a thread if you want to beg,this thread is for those who has something to give not beggers. Shame on you,even if you want to exhibit your entitlement mentality,at least offer something to others also.
You guys make me sick that's why most rich people don't want to have anything to do with the poor, most poor people have poor mentality.

i rushed into this thread with much excitement as i had already started compiling a list of items to give away only for their comments to kill my excitement.
i'm glad you totally understand how it feels. however, its the simple acts of kindness that makes us better people.

babyfaceafrica:
mynd44,Seun...do lottery for us too

Them fit ban you for making this statement sef

post=83687419:
This is not the change we voted for.....
If the jobs were given to the people that deseved it in their various states

Ass-licker your eye don dey clear abi?
we go soon catch you!!

See as she manipulated the whole story to look as blameless as possible...
i fear who no fear women!

Who send me open this thread....

So this is how you repay thugs who worked for your re-election abi?
thunder will fire Nigerian politicians....i guarantee it!

Segalinks right now....