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awesome99:
welcome bro.. I sold my brand new xiaomi redmi note 5 4/64gb variant because of this baby. The only mistake i made is not buying the 4/64GB variant of this X5

lacemose:
How Many Of You Still Do This? (photo)

I am also guilty of doing this sometimes, how many of you still do this?

source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/01/how-many-of-you-still-do-this-photo.html

Gbagbuo247:
Every body does that, even with Akamu

bouncin04:
Yuck!!!! hate it like mad ... cos wen drinking up the tea, u got to unknowingly suck up the wet little pieces of bread at the bottom.... which doesnt feel good... ANYAMA!!!

TheLogicalMind:
We bow to your superior judgment on everything that has to do with worwority. You are the expert and authority on ALL things that are not fine, based on your lifelong familiarity with the concept of ugliness.

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bravesoul247:
heard alot about this game. I'll try and download it.

Sgbate:
Mizik is the babah of Airtel..

so mizik over to you

CyberEBOLA:
The font is special.

brandon180:
M nuh arguing biko.
Its all good bruh

brandon180:
D SD for d redmi 6pro nko

tobby98:
Yea. I am a student of the prestigious University of Lagos and I know to some extent what our girls can do and are capable of doing.
But when you think you have seen it all,then almost suddenly you realize you don't have a grasp of what is going on.
I was in school on Friday to sort out some issues with accommodation...after the whole stress I felt I deserved a good ride home not the usual PT system. then I ordered a ride from Taxify.
After a few mileage, the driver initiated a conversation by rueing the fact that we are on strike and that is affecting the business.... I concured and follow up by saying 'Truthfully it really has done more harm than good to businesses within and outside campus especially Cybercafe and food cafeteria.
But little did I know that he was about to reveal a bombshell about our girls who feign to be studying but are always on vacation trips to the Island to hook for sex for cash parties,suggar daddies, yahoo boys who are disguised ritualists
He said Moremi girls are the major victims of the acts...
He said the girls claimed the men did short service and payed higher unlike the JAJA boys who will just drilled the demon out of em mostly on a free basis...
After the shocking revelations, I just don't know how to look at the bitches in my class when ASUU calls of strike...
Recalled that the economic condition of the country has made people desperate to get rich on time most times using diabolical means or fraudulent practices to dupe unsuspecting victims with girls mostly the victims.
#Unilag Sweet Boiz Gang

delectablegyal:
I will be in the comment section. mention yours. will modify this later.


when you VIBE to good music. also when you are a good oRATOR. they are sweeter than dick.

Mizik:
me too o. I watched speed test between the X5 and X6 and the X5 was faster

brandon180:
M torn between xiaomi redmi6 pro and Nokia X5, what do u think?

Mizik:
No I'm not.
Accept that the Helio P60 beats the Sd 636 and I'll share 1 carton of pako biscuit to everyone in this thread .
Jokes apart surprisingly it does.
Mediatek are beginning to offer some Nice CPU'S at a very Cheap price. And this time around they're actually performing well.
I can't wait for the Helio P70 that'll be in The Umidigi S3 pro

MannieA:
For people talking about class.. don't look down on anybody. It is a sin.

Valerie47:
If I say you are classless now it will be as if.

Rakitic4:
Hey Easy na

TissuePaper:
bloody liar, why is the photo on google

Originalsly:
.... next time..... before you go to the barber... decide the cut you want... don't be changing and changing styles after he started.

Chepy:

Simran94:
LOL, thanks though

Palmerbarry:
LeEco Le Pro 3 is cool but has some bad areas:
- poor battery life
- outdated OS version (android 6.0)
- no sd card support
- thick bezels... its 2019, bro.

ityP:
Yeah... U will know the package has been tempered with...

Mizik:
Ram is like that thing that sometimes you use to hold it while rom is what that has what it wants.

Simran94:
Can you suggest any other game I can download from: racing, sport, adventure

Lovisious:
This morning, I came to school and heard a very appalling tale. My friend Ewah Archangel Henry saw a purse yesterday, with some money in it. The purse didn't have any means of identifying it's owner, there was no ID card or even a return address or contact number. He only found an Access Bank ATM card in it.
After lectures yesterday, he took it to the Access Bank branch in Rivers State University. He was able to describe how he found the purse and suggested to the Customer Care agent who attended to him to pull up the information of the card owner, so that he could tell her he was with her purse. They got the number, he called her and she was very happy someone found it because she lost it earlier that day (yesterday), she said she was nowhere close to school, but asked him to hold on to the purse for a while, just until she gets to school to collect it from him. You'd think this good work would be the end of it, little did he know it was just the beginning of a day in hell.
The customer care agent in a bid to inform the Branch Manager what was going on got him involved. The manager asked him to show him his school ID card to prove his studentship. He couldn't, because he didn't have a valid school ID card (RSU's ID card for a session expires on the 31st of October every year). Henry however told the manager that he was a student of the Department of Medical Laboratory Science, 500L, Histopathology option and that the manager could either call our HOD or the former HOD or our Staff Adviser (Dr. Obioma), or the Dean of Faculty of Science or even the Chaplin of our Chapel of Redemption (RSU) to confirm his claims. The manager didn't.
A while later, Henry told the manager to let him leave since he (Henry) had to report to work. The manager told him he was once a student and he worked too, but he never worked at night and the only people who worked at night are "armed robbers". As if that wasn't enough, the manager went ahead to call Henry a thief. (Henry said the humiliation he received yesterday was worse than what a thief would have had to endure). All because he tried to return a lost and found purse?!?
To make matters worse, the manager called a "Mopol man" who came wearing bathroom slippers, without his uniform. This mopol man, under the instructions of the manager opened a can of Tear Gas in the room where my friend was kept. Bank workers tried to help him, but the manager insisted on leaving him because "he is a thief". Henry said he couldn't see for 3 hours and when he got home and tried having his bath, he felt like his skin was on fire. He's still having difficulty breathing. What if Henry was asthmatic? What if he had died??
Did I mention his phone got smashed??
What happened to the law that states that "No individual is guilty of any crime except otherwise proven in a court of law"?
I have only 2 questions to ask the Bank Manager:
1. Which thief comes to a bank to return a customer's ATM card, and which thief tries to return the contents of a lost and found purse to it's rightful owner with its contents still in tact?
2. What right did the bank manager have to treat a student of the institution in that manner? The proper thing to do would have been to bring it to the notice of the school's security.
Honesty is the best policy, but see where honesty has landed Henry. The injustice in this country is alarming! How can we complain about our leaders at the top, when we're doing worse at the grassroot level??
Which human being will be motivated to perform another good deed after suffering such humiliation. Tell me, would you
His character was not just defamed, his health is now at risk.
RSU SUG
RSU students
Access Bank Nigeria
Please look into this matter.
Repost and share
That is the face of the bank manager. His name is Gabby David. We want justice for Henry. Our SUG have been compromised with promises. This injustice cannot go unpunished.

Capensis:
Sweet 16 was coined after the sweetness of the 16 y/olds who were 'enjoyed'. By the way, did you confirm if she is a virgin or not ? Make sure you take it easy, use a condom while at it.

Islam loves men like you, they impregnate them young. If you are condemn at nairaland, simply log out and join the nearest Islam forum, they love men like you.

Dharniel:
It all started about a year ago, I'm a 25 year old teacher in a secondary school and she's one of my ss3 student. There was this boy in her class who made advances towards her and she decided to report the issue to me. She requested I warned the boy to stay off her tail and I did just that. Then it all began, she became my friend on Facebook and began chatting almost on a daily basis after school, initially there was no feelings at all but I do enjoy her company online. She later summoned courage to request for my WhatsApp number and the chatting migrated from Facebook to WhatsApp. All we talked about was school and studies and sometimes we talked about the relationship life of other students (her classmates). It got to a stage I couldn't do without chatting with her but sometimes I do pretend I'm not enjoying her company. I made sure I never initiated the chat on a daily basis just trying not to be forward and besides I'm the teacher, she's the student. Lately I discovered, I've been so emotionally attached to her. Because of her I decided not to use Cain anymore in her class, cuz I can't stand flogging her. And by the way the feeling is mutual, I'm certain about that. I just don't really know what to do. I haven't done anything stupid but I can do any moment from now. And please before you judge me, I know this kind of relationship is wrong cuz she's underage and it's a teacher-student relationship. It's a kind of relationship that is frowned at. I'm not irresponsible as I don't flirt with students and I don't womanise normally. But I just love this girl. So please Nairalanders, what should I do?

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MODIFIED : I am not a pervert neither am I a pedophile, I don't and can never encourage such acts.