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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell 2024 Graduate Recruitment by SimpleGuy001(op): 2:05pm On Jun 12, 2024
RonuMiscreant:
Did you include your nysc certificate in the application.

According to this "Please indicate your NYSC Certificate or NYSC Exemption in your CV.
Does this mean I should put a copy of the certificate in the CV"
Put when you finished Nysc in your cv
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell 2024 Graduate Recruitment by SimpleGuy001(op): 5:48am On Jun 12, 2024
Anyone who has applied and received invite should signify
Jobs/VacanciesShell 2024 Graduate Recruitment by SimpleGuy001(op): 5:32am On Jun 12, 2024
JOIN US IN POWERING CHANGE

We are looking for graduates who share our purpose to power progress and our culture of inclusion, collaboration, and care. We’ll give you the support you need to forge your own path, and you’ll have real responsibilities and meaningful projects to work on right from the start.

WHERE YOU FIT IN

Shell’s purpose is to power progress together, by providing more and cleaner energy solutions. We believe that rising standards of living for a growing global population are likely to continue to drive demand for energy, including oil and gas, for years to come. At the same time, technology changes and the need to tackle climate change means there is a transition underway to a lower-carbon, multi-source energy system.

As one of the world’s leading energy companies, Shell plays a key role in meeting the world’s growing energy demand in economically, environmentally, and socially responsible ways. There has never been a more exciting time to be part of the energy industry. Join us in our ambition to be a net-zero emissions energy business by 2050, and sooner if that is possible.

The Shell Companies in Nigeria
with its purpose to power progress, has had a long and lasting impact in Nigeria’s energy sector landscape. Shell is a global group of energy and petrochemicals companies with over 90,000 employees globally in more than 70 countries. We use advanced technologies and take an innovative approach to help build a sustainable energy future.

The Graduate Recruitment within Shell follows a standard global methodology used to attract, select, and place our best talent within the various Shell businesses. For 2024, we are seeking for
post-NYSC
graduates for the following areas:

Engineering (Chemical, Mechanical, Civil, Electrical, Production)
Projects and Technology (Mechanical)
Safety and Environment
Commercial
As today’s changing world presents both opportunities and challenges, we need the brightest minds with passion to help solve them and so we are looking for qualified
graduates
to fill these various technical and non-technical positions within our organization. Interested in the Graduate program?

You are welcome to visit our career site www.shell .com/careers or www.shell .com.ng.careers for roles across the Commercial, Corporate, and Technical programme. Shell matches you into a particular role based on your skills, so you will not be required to apply for a specific Shell position. However, if you are interested in a specific role, you can express your interest.

Please indicate your NYSC Certificate or NYSC Exemption in your CV.

Submitting more than one application will lead to automatic disqualification of all your applications
.

Application window closes on Wednesday, 19th June 2024

https:// jobs.shell.com /job/port-harcourt/shell-graduate-programme-2024-nigeria/25244/66255511488
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Totalenergies EP Nigeria 2024 Recruitment by SimpleGuy001: 5:28am On Jun 12, 2024
subcbouy:
Isn't the same person giving info from the watssap grin grin
Na but 8 people dey the group self. Not important
PoliticsRe: Adoption Of ‘old’ National Anthem Marks Start Of Nigeria’s Revolution – Akpabio by SimpleGuy001: 5:20pm On May 29, 2024
Now I believe we have mad people in govt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 2:04pm On May 28, 2024
Our directors winstansley self suppose chop cane
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 2:04pm On May 28, 2024
If this coach flops, then suppose arrest and flog our owners
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 2:03pm On May 27, 2024
Omo it seems we are getting maresca, I don’t like the coach at all.

He better proves me wrong if not thunder is coming for boehly and egbali
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:46pm On May 25, 2024
The conference league qualification justifies the sacking of Poch now.

Not like conference is a bad thing but with the caliber of our players we shouldn’t be struggling with UCL qualification.

Waiting on the next coach to come take us to UCL next season abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:42pm On May 25, 2024
Lol conference league na still cup na. Opportunity to become the first team to win all European trophys.

That being said, better Poch was sacked lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:35pm On May 23, 2024
izzou:
[color=royalblue]This Alonso's success must be motivating these club owners and boards to start making funny selections.

You kick Tuchel out for Kompany?

And then Chelsea and Scumchester dey find Championship coach?

Alonso better come forth and confess. Which baba do the jazz for you? Because your success wan send us go UEL permanently[/color]
I see no fault in it. Mourinho, pep, ancellotti will not be here forever. There’s a need for next generation coaches.

You can’t find the next pep and mourinho or ancelotti if you don’t give people chances. You will be surprised Kompany will perform well if he has the resources
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:45pm On May 19, 2024
I have not seen Ugo in this game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:43pm On May 19, 2024
KingAzubuike:
This cucurella na zero defensively abeg
I completely disagree
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:42pm On May 19, 2024
We need to effing replace Jackson. Such a goat
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:33pm On May 19, 2024
Omo brentford pull two back. 2-3 from 0-3 down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:08pm On May 19, 2024
oliverano:
Mehn Burnley is incredibly useless. Teams like Burnley, Luton and Sheffield should never be playing at this level. That's why I was glad when Leeds thrashed Norwich in the play off semis
Thank goodness they are going back where they came from.

I was happy specifically on that Norwich team. That team only comes to mark attendance in EPL. One kind yeye team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:06pm On May 19, 2024
Newcastle have seal off their game. Chelsea needs to finish off this game as soon as possible
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 9:13pm On May 15, 2024
BlueMann:
Palmer should've passed earlier
Selfishness, they were all selfish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 9:08pm On May 15, 2024
Freaking get me a tier one striker
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 7:14pm On May 12, 2024
forgiveness:
17 goals out of 40 chances. He try well no bi small. grin
This is a fail oooo. That’s less than 50% lol, if na university he Dey, na straight carry over
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:29pm On May 11, 2024
Only Palmer seem to be have sense in this team. I really hate the inconsistency of others. And it’s making me not want Poch for next season. If we don’t win our next 3 games, Poch should GTFO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:24pm On May 11, 2024
Aside goal mudryk scored, we have been woeful. Stupid passes upandan, bad defending and Jackson disaster.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:14pm On May 11, 2024
Unlimited22:
Something all of us have been saying.

But no, get a striker and all our problems will be solved

BTW leave Badiashile And Disasi and Cucurella and Chilwell
To be honest cucu is fine to me. Disasi is my problem, nigga needs to ball out of this game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:11pm On May 11, 2024
airmark:
At least we can say we have injuries in defence, what will we say our problem with Jackson's profligacy in front of goal, all season?
Get a striker and it’s time bada and disasi start taking bench.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:10pm On May 11, 2024
Bada is an idiot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:06pm On May 11, 2024
We definitely need a striker. Jackson does not want to graduate
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:54pm On May 11, 2024
Unlimited22:
You people are funny shaa

With the comedy we keep doing in our box you want to fix the attack and keep parading Badiashile and Disasi and Cucurella

Lol OK o
My problem is disasi and bada. Cucu is okay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:53pm On May 11, 2024
They are exploiting the left wing a lot. Chelsea need to close down that space
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:46pm On May 11, 2024
I talk am grin we conceded
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:46pm On May 11, 2024
We are going to concede in this game. Defense is shaky and we giving balls away easily
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 10:10pm On May 08, 2024
KingAzubuike:
Yall blaming tuchel. If the subs had worked out and bayern won, everybody would have been hailing him as a master tactician.
It didn’t work so us was a disasterclass instead. He should have left them abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 9:55pm On May 08, 2024
Bluelines69:
Different players, same Madrid…..how do they even keep the mentality there
Club has been successful in passing down this winning mentality on any team. It’s crazy how they don’t give up. Crazy stuff

It’s not only about the coach and players but the club itself…. They’ve been able to own it and imbibe the mentality

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