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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 3:46pm On Dec 30, 2023
And where the heck is shile. Disasi is disaster
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 3:44pm On Dec 30, 2023
Also enough of young boys. Get us players with experience
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 3:43pm On Dec 30, 2023
Chelsea need to find a way to either keep Silva in the coaching team or something else. We have bums as defender.

If not Silva we go concede like 4 goals today
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by SimpleGuy001: 4:35pm On Dec 29, 2023
ogawisdom:
Do they tax interest on MMF?

On the compounding aspect does it mean if i invested 1000000 and it earns 300 daily then after day one the next interest will be calculated on principal of 1000300?

Trying to make a return to MMF with Stanbic, left for fixed income for some time now.
Yes, your position on the compounding question is correct.

Asfor the first, it is tax free.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by SimpleGuy001: 4:32pm On Dec 29, 2023
Godspeed0:
too poor i was expecting something like 100k risking 1 million for 9k is not encouraging
100k wetin? LMAO

It's not risky because your principal is guaranteed. Plus, how much has your bank added to your bank account since you left that 1M with them?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 9:55pm On Dec 27, 2023
See how they wasted minutes playing nonsense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 9:48pm On Dec 27, 2023
This team cannot go forward. No creativeness

Going back is cowardly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 9:46pm On Dec 27, 2023
Shile is a useless defender
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 8:54pm On Dec 27, 2023
This is the muddying that Mumu porch is benching even when the guy has been proving himself
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by SimpleGuy001: 2:58pm On Dec 16, 2023
Hamachi:
is your business registered? If no, then there no need going to FIRS. The state Internal Revenue Service is what you remit your PAYE to but it if registered then your remit both your VAT, CIT & WHT to FIRS while your PAYE is remitted to the state Internal Revenue Service. You can drop your mail so we can discuss further. Good morning
@ anu3 first of all, what are you registering for? Yourself as an enterprenuer or your business?

If yourself, then it’s just PIT you are to pay to your state Internal Revenue Service.

If your business (a limited company) then payment is to be made to the FIRS. If a sole propership or just a business name then remit your income tax, WHT to the state government.

There are rules to this though.

If your business is not making up to N25M annually as revenue, you are exempted from charging and remitting VAT, WHT and payment of CIT (although you are still required to file NIL CIT return with the FIRS as a limited company.

You can DM me for more info. I can guide you for free, I work as a tax consultant with a Big 4 firm in Naija.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by SimpleGuy001: 1:25pm On Dec 10, 2023
emmasoft:
In addition to all @freeman67 has said I want to say that your thinking of 100k being too small is what has made many people remain without a single investment today. They think 5,000, 20,000, or even 100,000 is too small to start with hence they never stated. You can never finish a race that never started.

Why did you think most of the fund managers reduced their initial deposit to 5,000? it's a message they are trying to pass across to everyone that nothing is too small when it comes to savings and investment. All that is needed when it comes to investment is not only the amount involved but rather it's consistency and compounding. you can never go wrong when there is consistency and compounding of interest especially in low-risk investments like MMF.

Please continue with your investment and top up as much as you can and when you can. Be deliberate and intentional about it. You will be amazed after some time what the little amount has turned into. Remember the value of 1 in a million!
Thanks for this. I currently have 300k in the MMF, I just put 500k on Treasury bills with Afrinvest. Cause I felt keeping money in bank is a bit useless as it is losing value.

I just keep a little over a hundred thousand as savings. While focused on building the Tbills and MMF
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 10:54pm On Dec 06, 2023
You carry Brighton players and dime mid teams and you expect to win league.

Remove Jackson, get a striker. Nkunku should come to start playing.

Cole will is useless, remove him.

Silva should go and retire

Sanchez out for a good goalkeeper.

Mudryk is not a starter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 5:15pm On Dec 03, 2023
Dunno how Emery is doing it but Aston villas are doing pretty well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 4:57pm On Dec 03, 2023
Can the game end already before this mumu players bottle this game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 4:51pm On Dec 03, 2023
So Liverpool don collect like this grin
ProgrammingRe: Flutter Developer Needed by SimpleGuy001: 9:14pm On Nov 26, 2023
jackest1:
Hmm on average I'll say a year and above depending on your experience level
Hmmm. This is hard… anyway I hope I’m able to create a pro type with flutter flow and still be learning by the side
ProgrammingRe: Flutter Developer Needed by SimpleGuy001: 11:40am On Nov 26, 2023
jackest1:
Thank you very much bro, i appreciate
bro, i learnt flutter can be used to create web apps. I want to learn it, how long will it take me to learn it to be an intermediate on it at least? I want to learn as i intend to create a start up next year, please assist with a response boss. Thank you for your time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 3:30am On Nov 20, 2023
Una never get better something to discuss. Please when you guys resume chelsea discussion make somebody call me.

I won’t waste my typing energy on a mumu national team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 8:00pm On Nov 12, 2023
The heck. I just checked the table and saw Villa are just 3 points away from man city. Where did they get those points from?

By the way, i love how nobody is letting man city run with the league this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 7:23pm On Nov 12, 2023
chelsea deserve a point from this game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 7:11pm On Nov 12, 2023
gusto has finished me. jesus, this is the time i need james
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:02pm On Nov 12, 2023
pls help with streaming link
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 1:17pm On Nov 12, 2023
afrodoc2:
It might be slightly linked to your points tally being less than theirs.

Just a thought.
You no dey ever get sense. Dunno why undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 10:31am On Nov 12, 2023
afrodoc2:
So after Chelsea loses to Man City today they will be 6 points behind Manchester United.
dunno how the heck we are behind that useless man utd team that are horrible.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 6:56am On Nov 07, 2023
When we drop a good performance but lose u ommit the performance and whine about the result. Now we drop a bad performance but win somehow u focus on the performance and also whine! There is always something to whine about with Chelsea fans.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by SimpleGuy001: 11:19pm On Nov 05, 2023
Looking for Fairly used AC. 1hp/1.5hp.

Budget 80-90k

Thank you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 10:19pm On Nov 05, 2023
BlueMann:
Omo...some kind giants don fall really

We know of Lyon and Ajax own

But Basel are sitting bottom of the swiss league

And schalke 04 are one spot away from the promotion/relegation playoff in Bundesliga 2.
Mgt fault
BusinessRe: SRA, sales Ranking Assistance (Simple Way To Make Money) by SimpleGuy001: 8:27pm On Nov 03, 2023
Johlade:
please what's the way forward about sra
Una too like ponzi scheme
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 12:47am On Oct 28, 2023
Kimbeast:
That's irrelevant. If he was still at city he won't even be at their top 15 when it comes to taking penalties over their senior players. He won't take penalties over Sterling if both were still at city for example. You can't just make a kid with 3 premier league starts the main penalty taker.
Who cares if he keeps scoring them man. See this one ooo

Yeah Sterling is there but if he’s scoring them why change? If there are two pens in the match then Sterling can take too
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by SimpleGuy001: 6:23pm On Oct 23, 2023
@emmasoft

Thanks for the info. By the way, what’s the minimum investable amount for a dollar mutual fund account (per unit price and minimum number of units required)..
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by SimpleGuy001: 7:22am On Oct 23, 2023
Bosses pls does it make sense to start investing with 100k?.

I opened a mutual funds account with the aim of increasing it overtime as I earn from my job.

Dunno but I’m thinking it’s a waste of time due to the small amount huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 8:54am On Oct 22, 2023
We go promote Jackson to ball boy…

Make nkunku just come back from injury first

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