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Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi Set To Take 17-Year-Old Girl As Fourth Wife by simplemach(m): 2:19pm On Jan 04, 2015
They are used to it. Using little, innocent children in the name of religion. Imagine a 17yrs old girl that should be in school, is about to go and accomodate the anaconda of an elder.
Sports › Re: Does Cristiano Ronaldo Really Deserve The Ballon D'or For 2014? by simplemach(m): 2:17pm On Jan 04, 2015
This crap is just too long, but in summary, just give it to him (CR7)
Romance › Re: Sleeping With Your Wife Or Husband Is Like Sleeping With Your Sister Or Brother by simplemach(m): 2:15pm On Jan 04, 2015
Another fresh lie for the new year.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Seizes Nigerian Army Base In Borno by simplemach(m): 2:10pm On Jan 04, 2015
Hmmmm, somebody should pls help us beg the illiterates who are fulfiling their promises trying to make the country ungovernable to talk to their subjects (or rather their fellow illiterates) to stop.
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Ph.d Versus Buhari’s “semi- Illiteracy” (1) by simplemach(m): 2:08pm On Jan 04, 2015
This op self, how can you be comparing a Lion and a Bingo?
Politics › Re: I Just Bought 1litre of Fuel For N150 Now by simplemach(m):
Bros make you never shout cos you buy am cheap. For kd here, its 180-200 though black market o
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Nigerian Celebrities And Their Cute Dogs by simplemach(m): 2:04pm On Jan 04, 2015
Ok, this thread now is for dogs. Diaris God. Make una no suprise if ghost start dey follow flavour, why him go name him dog 2pac name?
Politics › Re: Letter Late Dora Akunyili Wrote To Buhari When She Returned PTF Money In 1999 by simplemach(m): 1:41pm On Jan 04, 2015
Did the illitrate read the letter? Hehehehehehhehe a graduate without a certificate.
Politics › Re: Picture Of OBJ When He Was In Prison. Very Funny by simplemach(m): 1:37pm On Jan 04, 2015
I think this is photoshoped, but if it is not then if the nan has a gun with him, he will shoot at anybody that shows him that pix. Its horrible
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria And Coded Employment Recruitment. by simplemach(m): 1:30pm On Jan 04, 2015
If u no know person wen know person wen know the man wen dey incharge, my broda, nothing for you oooo!
Celebrities › Re: Meet The Former Egg Seller Who Made Millions By Shining Shoes by simplemach(m): 1:30pm On Jan 04, 2015
Nawaooo, nothing wen no get money these days ooo, even shoe shining. Time don pass wen na only 'OYEL' money dey. See as God take bless the man through shoe shinning.
Nairaland General › Re: 2 Storey Building Burining Along Iju Road Right Now *pics by simplemach(m): 12:02pm On Jan 04, 2015
Op i dey tell you sorry make you help me tell them sorry since me i dey far.
Christianity Etc › Re: . by simplemach(m): 11:54am On Jan 04, 2015
Dem don start. The video of the 'Man-Of-God' saying it or i don believe it.
Politics › Re: 2015 Prophecy: PDP Will Win Presidential Election - Primate Ayodele by simplemach(m): 11:53am On Jan 04, 2015
Its no longer news that GEJ is staying back in ASO rock no matter what haters do, including diving the Ocean.
Politics › Re: Imo State's Deputy Gov Splashes N3.6million On Women, Urges Them 2 Vote 4 Buhari by simplemach(m): 11:50am On Jan 04, 2015
Just hope all these moneys will be accounted for.
Politics › Re: Public Debt: Nigeria 122nd In The World, Better Than US, UK. by simplemach(m): 11:44am On Jan 04, 2015
Another reason to thank God for this administration GEJ until Buhari buys a mega phone and goes to the streets for early morning preaching, professing Jesus as his Lord and saviour
Politics › Re: Nigeria Would Have Been Great If It Had Taken Its Chances Well - OBJ by simplemach(m): 8:33am On Jan 04, 2015
Why didn't he take the chances when he was there as the president
Politics › Re: A Mother Kills Her Own Day-old Baby (picture) by simplemach(m): 7:36am On Jan 04, 2015
She like the fvck but no want the outcome. E don be for her.
Politics › Re: Indicted Minister,Killer And Ogboni Leader Anenih In Charge Of GEJ Re-election by simplemach(m): 7:31am On Jan 04, 2015
alabiyemmy:
another nonsense.
nonsense self na understatement, call it cow poooo.
Politics › Re: Electricity Generation: Nigeria 4th In Africa, 70th In The World. by simplemach(m): 7:22am On Jan 04, 2015
OLUJOSHINS:
I believe something good will come out of Nigeria. But currently electric power in 9ja is below average.
then just know that those countries below Nigeria in the ranking are below worse period...!
Politics › Re: Electricity Generation: Nigeria 4th In Africa, 70th In The World. by simplemach(m): 7:18am On Jan 04, 2015
michaelbiz:
You should wake up from that your GEJ NIGHTMARE...
Cluelessness is not child's play.
It's like being in an Algebra Class Exam and you are busy looking for razor blade to sharpen your pencil.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
true life experience i guess...
Politics › Re: Electricity Generation: Nigeria 4th In Africa, 70th In The World. by simplemach(m): 7:18am On Jan 04, 2015
sole0907:
what you didnt consider before praising GEJ is the per capital generation
you do the considerations
Politics › Re: Electricity Generation: Nigeria 4th In Africa, 70th In The World. by simplemach(m): 7:17am On Jan 04, 2015
Chitumu:
have u heard that gej say stealing is not corruption?. have u heard the phcn is privatized? have u heard that those who u buy our phcn are only after profit not national interest? then is definitely not possible under mr clueless militant. let buhari do the work.
i thought you wouldvdo it better. undecided
Politics › Re: Electricity Generation: Nigeria 4th In Africa, 70th In The World. by simplemach(m): 9:59pm On Jan 03, 2015
OLUJOSHINS:
These statistics are lying bro.
U live in 9ja so U knw they are lying
is it that u dont want to believe something good can come out of Nigeria or what?
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Planned Adoption As Igbo Candidate Divides Ohanaeze by simplemach(m): 9:58pm On Jan 03, 2015
Change2015:
For accuracies sake, this is from the book of Daniel chapter 5;

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.

27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.

28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”

Jesus on the cross uttered these words...
Mark 15:34
And at the ninth hour, Jesus shouted in a loud voice, "Eloi Eloi lama sabachthani?" which is translated, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
ok, tank u
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Planned Adoption As Igbo Candidate Divides Ohanaeze by simplemach(m): 9:16pm On Jan 03, 2015
delishpot:
Chei oo. My guy, google writting on the wall. Its a passage in the bible where a hand wrote on the wall asking that qurstion. Just open another window and google/type writting on the wall and you will see it.
hmmmmm
Education › Re: KSU Bike Man Caught Having Sex With Mad Woman (photo) by simplemach(m): 9:14pm On Jan 03, 2015
Bad omen. May be the thing scarce for the guy.
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Planned Adoption As Igbo Candidate Divides Ohanaeze by simplemach(m): 9:13pm On Jan 03, 2015
delishpot:
Why have you forsaken me grin that is what it means.
The writting is on the wall.
which wall pls
Politics › Re: Electricity Generation: Nigeria 4th In Africa, 70th In The World. by simplemach(m): 9:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
lekhane:
which GEJ?
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. You can use a trans4ma in your neighbourhood
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Planned Adoption As Igbo Candidate Divides Ohanaeze by simplemach(m): 9:11pm On Jan 03, 2015
PenSniper:
A politically naive and cowardly bunch of people.
4q

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