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Politics / Re: Dapchi: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blasts Buhari, Governors For Attending Wedding by simplemach(m): 1:25pm On Mar 05, 2018
when no cow was hurt you expect them to take the case serious

to them, it is just one of the numerous mere comunal clash
Religion / Re: Prophet Owusu Bempah Marries Abena Animah; His 3rd Marriage by simplemach(m): 1:01pm On Feb 27, 2018
heavy a$$
Politics / Re: Enyimba Industrial City: Abia Seeks Presidential Approval by simplemach(m): 12:35pm On Feb 26, 2018
I doubt if this will be granted, since it's coming from the 5% region
Crime / Re: Man High On Drug, Destroys People's Properties In Port Harcourt (Photos) by simplemach(m): 12:22pm On Feb 26, 2018
He definitely reached the peak of his highness
Family / Re: Girl Who Was Declared Missing In Ogun, Found After 9 Days by simplemach(m): 12:21pm On Feb 26, 2018
Pls check the kitten

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Career / Re: 6 Dangerous Sets Of People You Will Find In A Typical Workplace By Johnspeak by simplemach(m): 12:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
Except if it's not Nigeria you r talking about, there is this set of people that are always in a workplace,

The Ghost workers

They come to work as august visitors, once in a week sometimes.

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Career / Re: "Boss' Wife Told Me To Send Their Maid Out. Boss To Sack Me If I Can't" - Man by simplemach(m): 6:55am On Feb 26, 2018
I no even understand
Career / Re: Unrest In Nigeria Immigration Service Over Promotion by simplemach(m): 6:53am On Feb 26, 2018
Scam in a shithole country

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Travel / Re: Dangote Trailer Crashes Into Shops In Nasarawa State (Pictures) by simplemach(m): 3:32pm On Feb 25, 2018
This Dangote truck crash thing happens more like a weekly subscription thing now.

Just saying sha......

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Celebrities / Re: K-Solo: "If You Say My Career Is Dead, Do You Call Don Jazzy’s Career Dead Too? by simplemach(m): 3:31pm On Feb 25, 2018
ishowdotgmail:


But his destiny went into exile just like Nnamdi Kanu


I see you are pained, sorry sir, i promise it will be a bit soft next time!
NYSC / Re: "My NYSC Camp Experience" – Owolabi Ajasa by simplemach(m): 3:28pm On Feb 25, 2018
Self acclaimed celebrity, i no even know you self.

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Celebrities / Re: K-Solo: "If You Say My Career Is Dead, Do You Call Don Jazzy’s Career Dead Too? by simplemach(m): 3:22pm On Feb 25, 2018
Hadizometer:
Who is K-Solo?, is he a Fulani herdsman?


Noooo, he is a flat head waste-rner

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Celebrities / Re: K-Solo: "If You Say My Career Is Dead, Do You Call Don Jazzy’s Career Dead Too? by simplemach(m): 3:18pm On Feb 25, 2018
Nawao, so no hot topic to trend this weekend, no wonder things like this make front page here

Abeg where are our men, the news makers, uncle Lai, boda Dino, what of the Daurarian no statement this weekend? Make una release something joor...

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Slams Nigerian Customs Service Over Extortion Of Igbo Traders. by simplemach(m): 9:23am On Feb 22, 2018
2019
Celebrities / Re: Anthony Joshua Rocks Ebuka's Agbada In New Photoshopped Pictures by simplemach(m): 7:57am On Feb 22, 2018
And this is news....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 5th GE Lagos Garage Skills Training Program For Entrepreneurs by simplemach(m): 7:55am On Feb 22, 2018
Donald3d:

Without engineers you won't even have a phone to type what you just typed sir .
I am proud to be an engineer (elect) and a programmer .
Two professions without which you and everybody else would still be in the ston age .
wink
And how does this relate to my message sir professor?
Business / Re: Dollar Recovery Crashes Oil Price To $64.89 Per Barrel by simplemach(m): 7:51am On Feb 22, 2018
Hmmm
Business / Re: Gtbank Owes Me N21bn – INNOSON by simplemach(m): 7:47am On Feb 22, 2018
Yet efcc thinks he should be arrested, tortured and detained, maybe because he is from that part of the country. I no talk sha

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 5th GE Lagos Garage Skills Training Program For Entrepreneurs by simplemach(m): 7:44am On Feb 22, 2018
Hmmmmmm

You go fear packaging, na mechanics and agbero dem don make the name is sweet like this o!
Education / Re: Katsina Needs 13,000 Teachers To Bridge Educational Gap, Says Masari by simplemach(m): 7:39am On Feb 22, 2018
My advice sir,
Pls do not waste that money in recruiting anybody, because the children are not even interested in the education. Just empower the children with long lasting high qaulity plates and let them be self employed as usual. They prefer being on the streets with their plates ooo.

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Celebrities / Re: Taxify Driver Who Dorcas Shola Fapson Said Was Arrested Spotted In Ikoyi, Lagos by simplemach(m): 7:01pm On Feb 20, 2018
Everything is turning around for the good of this man, gradually he is becoming a celebrity driver. Weldone Fapson

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s External Reserves Rise By 1.1% In 6 Days by simplemach(m): 7:23am On Feb 19, 2018
Meanwhile, we are suffering

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Important Is Getting A Professional Certificate In Nigerian Job Market?? by simplemach(m): 7:18am On Feb 19, 2018
Just know the right people in the right places and with Olevel, you can be anywhere, this is Nigeria.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Tips To Add Personality To Your Resume by simplemach(m): 7:18am On Feb 19, 2018
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Ebony Reigns To Be Buried On March 17 – Here Is All You Need To Know (photos) by simplemach(m): 10:23pm On Feb 18, 2018
RIP dear,

What a wasted p*ssy
Politics / Re: Benue Killings: Ortom Cries To UN For Help by simplemach(m): 1:03pm On Feb 15, 2018
What will the police call him this time around
Celebrities / Re: Davido Kicks Off His #30BillonConcert In Leicester With Amazing Photos by simplemach(m): 12:28pm On Feb 15, 2018
Don't even know why i entered this thread

All i see isvl just another noise making afonja who also has to lick the shithole of another woman (Chioma) for his survival

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Politics / Re: Fire Outbreak At National Assembly, Senators Evacuated by simplemach(m): 12:13pm On Feb 15, 2018
Please my good people, is it not better for the fire to consume everything on site there?

Since they can not initiate a simple impeachment process.

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Travel / Re: Lagos-ibadan Rail Will Begin Operations In January 2019 – FG by simplemach(m): 12:11pm On Feb 15, 2018
Another lie loading

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Politics / Re: Why Underage Persons Were Registered In The North – INEC's Director, Osaze-Uzzi by simplemach(m): 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2018
Just hear another one now

Fada lawd! Why am I even in the same country with these people?

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Politics / Re: 2019: Reps Unanimously Adopt New Election Sequence by simplemach(m): 11:32am On Feb 15, 2018
God will punish anybody against any good policy and law in the shithole country
Romance / Re: Yoruba Man Rocks Isiagu, Marries His Igbo Bride In Anambra (Photos) by simplemach(m): 11:13am On Feb 15, 2018
Beautiful bride

But the guy no resemble afonja ooo

These people, always following others in search of shithole to suck. Little wonder they brought this calamity of a gov't on us

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