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Politics / Re: Oche Joseph Otorkpa Ordained By Pastor E.A Adeboye by simplemach(m): 4:26pm On Aug 06, 2019
Ultimatezlant:
This dude can actually convince the aboki that he now has some new spiritual blessing to communicate to God directly to "release the cumming mandate".


Maga go still pay dollars

Coming or cumming

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Politics / Re: Oche Joseph Otorkpa Ordained By Pastor E.A Adeboye by simplemach(m): 4:20pm On Aug 06, 2019
Ok, let him take Atiku's tribunal case to the spiritual court now that he has been ordained.


I just hope he doesn't turn out to be like the Clueless Professor/Lecturer/Pastor we have somewhere in Abuja who rund errands for his masters. After all, he was ordained too.

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Celebrities / Re: Iretiola Doyle Weighs In On The #revolutionnow Protest by simplemach(m): 2:01pm On Aug 06, 2019
Biko who's she

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Advises Khafi: "Gedoni Is A Uniport Boy, Don't Mess With Him" by simplemach(m): 2:00pm On Aug 06, 2019
BBN again



I am beginning to suspect Tacha is a MOD here on Nairaland

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Politics / Re: Paul Offu: President Buhari Reacts To Killing Of Catholic Priest In Enugu by simplemach(m): 10:28pm On Aug 03, 2019
iloveyou82:
Is that the reason idiotic pigs of biafra are attacking everywhere in order for karma to catch up with buhari
You are in sifia pains, sorry Bro
Politics / Re: Paul Offu: President Buhari Reacts To Killing Of Catholic Priest In Enugu by simplemach(m): 5:43pm On Aug 03, 2019
Keep reacting sir while people keep dying.

One thing is sure, posterity and karma are best of friends and never disappoint!

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Education / Re: OOU Students Ibogun Protest Against SARS Harassment (Photos, Video) by simplemach(m): 5:39pm On Aug 03, 2019
Misplaced priority

The Nigerian Police no longer have business with providing security of lives and properties but has rather chosen to go the more lucrative way of harrasing the youth in search for yahoo boys.

While the innocent ones get killed by; bandits, boko haram, herdsmen etc.
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Reacts To Omoyele Sowore's Arrest by simplemach(m): 12:09pm On Aug 03, 2019
More people are now joining voices to the "Revolution Now" movement
Crime / Re: Thief Steals Girl’s ATM Card In Lagos. Caught On CCTV by simplemach(m): 11:39am On Aug 03, 2019
Crime / Re: Police Rescue One Of Five Kidnapped RCCG Pastors by simplemach(m): 11:27am On Aug 03, 2019
This phrase "The police rescue" is usually used for anybody who pays his ransom and comes out of the captivity of kidnappers in our country.

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Crime / Re: Police Rescue One Of Five Kidnapped RCCG Pastors by simplemach(m): 11:26am On Aug 03, 2019
Hmmmmmmm


If this is actually true that the police rescued her without ransom being paid then that means the lives of the remaining 3 might be in danger now.

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Career / Re: Officer Who Returned €37,000 He Found In The Airport Got Double Promotion by simplemach(m): 7:39am On Jul 26, 2019
darediamond:
Haha... U are wiked ooo!
God forbid bad thing on him.

That's the truth na

Or didn't you hear that a Deputy Commissioner of Police was killed in just ordinary protest?
Career / Re: Officer Who Returned €37,000 He Found In The Airport Got Double Promotion by simplemach(m): 7:15am On Jul 26, 2019
Good for him

You sure say no be to carry that money for better for this guy?

After dem go promote you, send you give Boko Haram

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Car Talk / Re: Photos of The UNN's First Electric Car In Nigeria by simplemach(m): 1:42pm On Jul 09, 2019
Dem try




But make the car no sha catch fire for road

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Osinbajo Urges Nigerians To Be Wary Of Social Media Reports by simplemach(m): 1:28pm On Jun 24, 2019
After regulating what the media houses post about security so that people don't get to know the rate of damages going on now and seeing now that the only option Nigerians have left is the social media which is very difficult for them to regulate, they have come to tell us not to believe what we see there.

Me I will believe it o because I know when I see genuine articles and news online...

KAMAR doesn't disappoint!

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Education / Re: This Is What FUTO Exam Hall Looks Like (Photos) by simplemach(m): 7:38am On Jun 15, 2019
Nigerians too dey carry things for head

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Food / Re: Quick Easy Recipe To Make A Tasty Fish Roll by simplemach(m): 1:28pm On Mar 09, 2019
wetin concern me

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Politics / Re: How Osinbajo Campaigned For Dapo Abiodun In Ogun by simplemach(m): 7:56pm On Mar 07, 2019
Wonderlabius:
. Respect people in authority.

including the senseless ones?
Politics / Re: Issa Aremu Steps Down For Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq In Kwara by simplemach(m): 7:42pm On Mar 07, 2019
kehinde1588:
The handwriting is very clear. You don't need a soothsayer to tell you APC owns kwara.

I am proud to be part of the O to o ge movement that sent IPOB leader(saraki) into political oblivion.

Saraki can continue to lead the Igbos not us kwarans.

It's like the thought of Igbos alone is a night mare to you.

ordinary news of pacts being signed by two governorship candidates, you mentioned your ancestor Saraki and as if that is not enough you still had to mention IPOB, people that are approximately 550 Km away from your poverty striken state.
Politics / Re: How Osinbajo Campaigned For Dapo Abiodun In Ogun by simplemach(m): 7:38pm On Mar 07, 2019
More like an errand boy, after sharing 10k now he is running around for Governorship candidates while Bubu is in Abuja promising tougher times ahead...

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's N25m Gift Tears Lam Adesina's Followers Apart by simplemach(m): 3:49pm On Mar 07, 2019
Tinubu be toying with the destiny of Lagos

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Politics / Re: Pic: Atiku Waving At Empty Stands At TBS In Lagos? by simplemach(m): 5:31pm On Feb 12, 2019
only God knows how these pictures were taken.

Let's just wait patiently for the results...

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Celebrities / Re: New Bikini Photos Of Agbani Darego by simplemach(m): 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2019
iluvdonjazzy:
this girl no just try at all

if 18 years after winning the "Miss World", she can still look this good, then my brother, Agbani Darego is truly beautiful.
maybe we should wait for your pix 18 years from now and see how "super hot" you intend to look

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Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Thanks Governor Ajimobi For Rebuilding His Music House by simplemach(m): 9:45am On Jan 08, 2019
wetin the Governor come gain las las

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Politics / Re: Baga Attack: Nigerians React After Army Spoke by simplemach(m): 8:37pm On Dec 28, 2018
This country does nothing but give me shame these days.

remember the NPF still says 167 officers did not abscond.

they want to force us to believe lies...

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Events / Re: Lagos Godgift A.k.a Kolo Burial, Friend Attempts To Enter Grave (Photos) by simplemach(m): 8:33pm On Dec 28, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Rocks Transparent Outfit As She Strikes A Pose With Christmas Tree by simplemach(m): 6:11pm On Dec 20, 2018
ClintonEmex:
When you're wearing a cloth and people are seeing your bra and stomach, why not remove the cloth at once?

is it on nairaland you want to watch porn
you better go to xvideos

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Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Rocks Transparent Outfit As She Strikes A Pose With Christmas Tree by simplemach(m): 6:04pm On Dec 20, 2018
Hoe-Lo-Sho


hanging around Santa's property with a provocative dressing...

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Presents An Award To Umar Ganduje [PICS] by simplemach(m): 4:50pm On Dec 18, 2018
for peddling dollars i guess
Politics / Re: Suspected Explosive Discovered In Delta Near River Niger Bridge [photo] by simplemach(m): 4:12pm On Dec 08, 2018
how this thing take resemble bomb abeg

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