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Politics / Re: Lessons Of Ramadan Should Not Be Forgotten, Says President Buhari by simplemach(m): 6:36am On Jun 15, 2018
Na you need the lessons pass self, forgive Nigerians, pity us and let us have a bit of peace of mind by willingly going back to Daura, and not wait until you are voted out. Thank you in advance sir!

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Gushes Over Painting From Fan That Portrays Her As A 'Queen' by simplemach(m): 9:20pm On Jun 07, 2018
but las las, politicians for allow her marry sha
Culture / Re: 7 Traditions That Are Peculiar To Nigerians by simplemach(m): 5:55pm On May 23, 2018
lack of rule of law

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Education / Re: Nigerian Man Graduates In Style, Gets Full Time Offer From Amazon In USA (photos by simplemach(m): 1:17pm On May 19, 2018
hmmmm
Crime / Re: Oryina Orvaa Sues Elizabeth Akintelu For Rape Accusation (Photos) by simplemach(m): 9:21am On May 08, 2018
girls, always looking for a shortcut to get quick cash and fame!!!

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Politics / Re: NUC Confirms Foster Ogola PhD Certificate Is Fake - "No Research Paper, Thesis" by simplemach(m): 6:01am On Apr 26, 2018
boda senator, left to me, I will suggest you don't argue with NUC, I will rather suggest you let the matter die quietly while you enrol with maybe open university for a more genuine certificate.

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Politics / Re: National Assemby Summons IG Of Police Over Dino Melaye by simplemach(m): 1:34pm On Apr 25, 2018
kaffy4tope:
Why is Fayose so cold and mum this time he's needed most? shocked shocked
So that when he speaks you people will say he talks too much.
Is he the only one in the opposition?
Let others speak up too, as far as I am concerned, he has tried...

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Politics / Re: National Assemby Summons IG Of Police Over Dino Melaye by simplemach(m): 1:28pm On Apr 25, 2018
Anything the senate does now apart from starting an impeachment process against buhari is, to me, a waste of time, effort and valuable resources.
Impeach the beast and let this country grow.
How much more blood shed do you want to see before you know there is a grand plan somewhere.. ?

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Politics / Re: Respond To US Corruption, Human Right Allegations - PDP Challenge Buhari And APC by simplemach(m): 1:22pm On Apr 25, 2018
Tharowlando:
You're just like Buhari... See English...
Just tell him his god, buhari (i mean the primary 6 certificate holder) is more educated than him and you are done with him
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Ali Daudu In Benue, Kill 4, Injure Others (Graphic Photo) by simplemach(m): 12:39pm On Apr 25, 2018
Buhari please, for the sake of God Almighty, have pity on Nigerians
Politics / Re: Obituary And 'Burial' Of Saraki By Senator Omo-Agege's Constituency (Photos) by simplemach(m): 4:01pm On Apr 24, 2018
one word


SHITHOLE COUNTRY

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Crime / Re: Father Gor Joseph's Facebook Post About Fulani Herdsmen In January Before Death by simplemach(m): 2:27pm On Apr 24, 2018
oh! God
are we going to continue like this? see the way the human you created has been reduced to nothing.



meanwhile the security men that would have been used to protect the lives of helpless Nigerians are stuffed up in Dino's Residence, holding him hostage.


God please, for the sake of the human lives lost on daily basis, intervene in our situation in this country.

in Jesus name I pray.....

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Education / Re: Female Student Caught After Carrying 'Expo' In This Manner For Exam. Photos by simplemach(m): 7:31am On Apr 23, 2018
lols

Even this is not laziness joor
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by simplemach(m): 7:30am On Apr 23, 2018
SCAM

As election approaches
Crime / Re: Fake Soldiers Arrested In Lagos And Ogun By The Nigerian Army (pics) by simplemach(m): 7:15pm On Apr 22, 2018
just smoke their aa$$
Travel / Re: Check Out The Characteristics Of A Good And Decent Hotel by simplemach(m): 6:11am On Apr 20, 2018
hmmmmm
Politics / Re: Nigerian Youths: President Buhari's Speech Vs Jonathan's Speech by simplemach(m): 1:07pm On Apr 19, 2018
can you compare a primary 6 certificate holder and a PhD holder?
I call on the wrath of God on anybody who played a part in bringing this curse on Nigerian youths.

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Politics / Re: Protest In Rivers State Over Black Soot Pollution (PHOTOS) by simplemach(m): 1:03pm On Apr 19, 2018
if you talk now, the president will go somewhere and tell the whole world that you are lazy and that you are waiting for oyel money.

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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan, Bimbo Akintola And Moji Olaiya (Throwback Photo) by simplemach(m): 12:53pm On Apr 19, 2018
why did I even comment self? dis thing no concern me na
Crime / Re: South African Policeman Caught Planting A Gun In A Nigerian Man's Car (video) by simplemach(m): 10:18am On Apr 18, 2018
Na so God go joke with the police man life.
that's how it would have been a different story if he was not caught

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Demo At The African Land Force Summit 2018 (Photos) by simplemach(m): 10:11am On Apr 18, 2018
Nonsense!
empty barrels that make the most noise.
with all these Demo, they are;
only good at road blocks
confronting and killing armless protesters (ask the Igbos)
quelling riots
doing bodyguards and finally,
giving media reports. those are what our military do best.

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Webmasters / Re: What Is The Difference Between WordPress And A Blog by simplemach(m): 7:11am On Apr 17, 2018
me I don't know
Family / Re: Uduehi Quintuplets First Birthday: Mark Imudia Uduehi, Oluwakemi Aminu Celebrate by simplemach(m): 1:50pm On Apr 13, 2018
cute family

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 5 Facts About Netherlands You May Never Know- Aroms by simplemach(m): 1:38pm On Apr 13, 2018
Nigeria is just too big for a black man to successfully manage, break this shithole into the different required parts and let everybody bear his father's name.

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Politics / Re: Sule Lamido Visits Ibrahim Babangida Over 2019 Presidential Race (Photos) by simplemach(m): 9:52am On Apr 11, 2018
Looters everywhere
Education / Re: John Chukwuemeka Nwafor, "Nigeria's Longest Serving Teacher" (Photos) by simplemach(m): 7:14pm On Mar 20, 2018
ok
Celebrities / Re: Chika Lann: My Hairstyle Is Worth 40 Million Naira (Photos) by simplemach(m): 3:23pm On Mar 20, 2018
ndi ara

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Literature / Re: Late Bloom(a Short Story) by simplemach(m): 7:06am On Mar 17, 2018
akant read this long thing this early moring joor
Politics / Re: Reps Appropriated N2billion For Ajaokuta Concessioning- Minister by simplemach(m): 10:57am On Mar 09, 2018
hmmmmmnn
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Iyabo Oshadare Has Breast Cancer, Husband Abandons Her (Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:56pm On Mar 05, 2018
livebynite:


You should have been arbirted as a fetus then grind to a paste and feed to rabied dogs with garri angry

go improve on your use of english first, abortion survivor
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Iyabo Oshadare Has Breast Cancer, Husband Abandons Her (Photo) by simplemach(m): 2:19pm On Mar 05, 2018
jerry447:
Where is your senses bro?
maybe in ur a$$, check!
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Iyabo Oshadare Has Breast Cancer, Husband Abandons Her (Photo) by simplemach(m): 1:31pm On Mar 05, 2018
eya, this is not just fair, leaving her because the breast is no longer healthy for sucking.

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