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Politics / Re: Seven ‘moments’ Nigerian Women Hit The ‘front-line’ by simplemach(m): 3:29pm On Mar 08
Who will now recognise the women without JAMB that worked for our government, though they have ran away..... grin grin grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by simplemach(m): 4:15pm On Nov 16, 2020
Simple Deceit.


I think it's high time this "look changing makeup" of a thing is criminalised.

They can simply you use it to change their face when they are wanted

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Travel / Re: UAE Announces 10-year Golden Visa Approval For Professionals by simplemach(m): 4:26pm On Nov 15, 2020
Whether make I take one
Travel / Re: Man Trapped In A Sealed Manhole In Lagos, Cries Out For Help (Video) by simplemach(m): 2:46pm On Oct 06, 2020
Had it been him get friends or relatives for Benin, e for no hard am

Just make contacts. Lols

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Police Violations Of Young People's Rights Unacceptable, Annoying by simplemach(m): 7:01am On Oct 05, 2020
The commissioner from Lagos has spoken

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Politics / Re: How Labour Succumbed To FG’s "Superior Argument" by simplemach(m): 6:50am On Oct 05, 2020
The "Anger" on their faces show indeed how they have fought the government in the meeting and how they have conveyed the plight of the masses to the FG

Fighting for their ill fated pockets alone

Ndi ara........

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Travel / Re: UAE To Commence Visa Issuance To Nigerians As FG Lifts Ban On Emirates Airlines by simplemach(m): 5:59pm On Sep 30, 2020
I hope those people from the "wasted" part of the country will allow it last this time


Mtcheeeew
Crime / Re: Countries Where Castration Is A Punishment For Rapists by simplemach(m): 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2020
My fear is, when a guy is wrongly accused and castrated then they find out he is innocent.


Since these days once a woman just says "He raped me", the whole world starts calling out the guy, even without proven facts.

NB
Rape is bad, I strongly stand against it...

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Business / Re: Access Bank Completes Acqusition Of Transnational Bank (Kenya) by simplemach(m): 4:02pm On Jul 20, 2020
Watch out for further deductions from their customers, maybe this time for Covid 19 charge. And sacking of more staff to get money to pay the balance....

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Health / Re: Help! I Have Been Having Severe Pain On My Back For Close To A Year. by simplemach(m): 12:08am On Jun 04, 2020
Go do a scan of the affected area

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Crime / Re: Girl Arrested For Faking Own Death To Avoid Financial Pressure From Mom (Photo) by simplemach(m): 6:33pm On May 24, 2020
Family problems!!!
Health / Re: Bauchi Spends N4,500 On Each COVID-19 Patient's Meal Daily by simplemach(m): 5:24pm On May 24, 2020
Are you sure by the end of this COVID thing we will still have enough money to atleast pay the salary of the president and other governors, with the way the report is coming...

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Politics / Re: Fayemi Announces 14-Day “Total Shutdown” Of Ekiti State by simplemach(m): 1:52pm On Mar 29, 2020
Even with the stay at home thing, I can't read this thing biko, it is too long.


Someone that has patience should please read and summaries for us.

We sha know the article is saying Ekiti is shutting down, period!

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Health / Re: COVID-19: President Buhari To Address The Nation By 7pm Today by simplemach(m): 1:51pm On Mar 29, 2020
MCastle:


This cannot happen o

Then we don't wan, simple!
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari To Make Nationwide Broadcast Tonight by simplemach(m): 1:47pm On Mar 29, 2020
To read what they have wrote for him again abi, or will he take questions from the press? If no, then we don't need the address, he should just send the script to twitter as usual.
Health / Re: COVID-19: President Buhari To Address The Nation By 7pm Today by simplemach(m): 1:44pm On Mar 29, 2020
To read from paper abi, or will he take questions from the press?
Crime / Re: Okada Riders Burn Minna FRSC Office Over Rumoured Death Of Motorcyclist by simplemach(m): 12:32pm On Mar 21, 2020
I wonder when this "growth" will be achieved in our "Sh*t-hole" country.


Maybe this country should be sold to China to be used as poultry...
Nairaland / General / Re: Coronavirus: Did Bill Gates Forsee The Outbreak In 2015? by simplemach(m): 11:47am On Mar 19, 2020
Accurate as fvck!


When you have money, you can even predict the future

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Crime / Re: How I Was Arrested By SARS In Owerri Yesterday For No Reason by simplemach(m): 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2020
Just remembering that I am from this country and in this country makes me weep every moment.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Congratulates Deposed Emir Sanusi. by simplemach(m): 9:15pm On Mar 09, 2020
Hmmmmmm
Crime / Re: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by simplemach(m): 9:02am On Mar 07, 2020
See contract job

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Crime / Re: Bandits Killed, Maimed In 5 Kaduna Villages For 4 Hours by simplemach(m): 8:57am On Mar 07, 2020
Oh my Kaduna
Health / Re: Drug Scarcity Looms In Nigeria As India Suspends Export by simplemach(m): 11:38am On Mar 05, 2020
Which drug gan gan, TM abi Rochi abi CD
Celebrities / Re: Adedeji Adeleke Buys A Private Jet (Bombardier Express Jet) by simplemach(m): 3:04pm On Mar 02, 2020
obembet:
Vanity upon .... who slap me
You're beautiful

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Politics / Re: I Am Too Old To Travel - Maurice Iwu by simplemach(m): 8:57pm On Feb 27, 2020
Abeg make dem transfer the case for the man before accident kill am for road joor

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Crime / Re: Kafayat Idowu: Cherubim & Seraphim Where Teens Are Recruited For Prostitution by simplemach(m): 8:39am On Feb 21, 2020
Nawao
Politics / Re: Governor Zulum: We Need 100,000 Soldiers To Defeat Boko Haram by simplemach(m): 7:27pm On Feb 19, 2020
Does Nigeria have upto 100,000 troops?




And why will you even need 100,000 troops to win a group that has been defeated long ago, or are saying saying that LIE MOHD lied?

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What's Your Reason for Rejecting Suitors? by simplemach(m): 10:00pm On Feb 18, 2020
They want to slay some little more time maybe

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Politics / Re: Douye Diri Faces Another Battle With Timi Alaibe by simplemach(m): 9:29am On Feb 15, 2020
Story
Politics / Re: Situation At Nnamdi Kanu's Family Compound Ahead Of Parents' Burial (Video) by simplemach(m): 5:21pm On Feb 13, 2020
Lol
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Freest Country In The World – Lai Mohammed by simplemach(m): 2:04pm On Feb 04, 2020
Obviously this man needs help

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Politics / Nigeria Is Freest Country In The World – Lai Mohammed by simplemach(m): 2:03pm On Feb 04, 2020
NEWSPress freedom: Nigeria is freest country in the world – Lai Mohammed

Published on February 3, 2020 By John Owen Nwachukwu

The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, has described Nigeria as the freest country to live in the world.


The Minister stated this when he received the Finland Ambassador to Nigeria, Dr. Jyrki Pulkkimen and his team, who were on a courtesy visit in his office on Monday.

He also said that the President Muhammadu Buhari government had not tampered with the freedom of speech or rights of individuals.


The Minister said the government was only sanitising the media on hate speech and abuse of the freedom of speech.

He said this was not an attempt to clip the media. He said the social media regulation was only to sanitised and not deny the rights of individuals.

He said whatever is tolerated on the streets would be accepted online.

According to him, the government, through the Ministry of Information, had begun the fight against hate speech since 2017.

The Minister pointed out that if people were allowed to do whatever they want on social media in a country like ours with diversity of religion and political interests, there will be chaos.

He said the government will not slack in its quest to bring sanity to social media.


https://dailypost.ng/2020/02/03/nigerian-is-safest-country-to-live-in-the-world-lai-mohammed/

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