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Politics / Re: Are These Actually Public Schools In Oro Town In Kwara State.? by simplemach(m): 6:58am On May 03, 2023
This is not something strange na, this is the look of an average public school in most states of this country

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Politics / Re: How Malami ‘bungled’ DCP Kyari’s Extradition Suit by simplemach(m): 3:20pm On Aug 30, 2022
If you think the Naija govt will willingly give out the man to the US, then you need to wake up. It's like believing that Tinubu will change Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Missing As INEC Publishes Ogun Governorship, Assembly Candidates by simplemach(m): 5:02pm On Jul 26, 2022
This fight is against the two major (though one party in disguise) political parties, unfortunate Nigerians, INEC and Peter Obi (Labour party)

So the pressure will certainly be much

That ks Peter Obi/Labour Party and all other group of people
Romance / Re: Best Way To Deal With Angry Moments As A Man (Opinion) by simplemach(m): 1:05pm On Jul 21, 2022
Just drink alomo bitters and sleep jare

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Family / Re: Adultery Can Land You Two Years Of Imprisonment — Police Superintendent Warns by simplemach(m): 8:17pm On Jul 03, 2022
Lols. This is supposed to be a family matter na

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Religion / Re: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by simplemach(m): 6:23pm On Feb 18, 2022
Like the ladies will propose and get married to the men of their choice if they want to.
Or will they marry themselves?�
An everage Nigerian girl wants to get married in her 20s but when the man no come nko or if the one wen come, no get the money to do nko?

Everybody sha wants to drop motivational quotes...�

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Politics / Re: Clark Tells Atiku, Saraki, Tambuwal Not To Run For Presidency by simplemach(m): 1:10pm On Feb 02, 2022
Noooooo, all of them should run, people wen dey contest need to pass voters.

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Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo Celebrates Her Daughter Aliona Okoye 9th Birthday (Photos) by simplemach(m): 3:03pm On Jan 24, 2022
Okay
Celebrities / Re: Lateef Adedimeji, Mo Bimpe Mark One Month Wedding Anniversary (Video) by simplemach(m): 3:00pm On Jan 24, 2022
This werey don loose focus
Politics / Re: Seven ‘moments’ Nigerian Women Hit The ‘front-line’ by simplemach(m): 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2021
Who will now recognise the women without JAMB that worked for our government, though they have ran away..... grin grin grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by simplemach(m): 4:15pm On Nov 16, 2020
Simple Deceit.


I think it's high time this "look changing makeup" of a thing is criminalised.

They can simply you use it to change their face when they are wanted

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Travel / Re: UAE Announces 10-year Golden Visa Approval For Professionals by simplemach(m): 4:26pm On Nov 15, 2020
Whether make I take one
Travel / Re: Man Trapped In A Sealed Manhole In Lagos, Cries Out For Help (Video) by simplemach(m): 2:46pm On Oct 06, 2020
Had it been him get friends or relatives for Benin, e for no hard am

Just make contacts. Lols

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Police Violations Of Young People's Rights Unacceptable, Annoying by simplemach(m): 7:01am On Oct 05, 2020
The commissioner from Lagos has spoken

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Politics / Re: How Labour Succumbed To FG’s "Superior Argument" by simplemach(m): 6:50am On Oct 05, 2020
The "Anger" on their faces show indeed how they have fought the government in the meeting and how they have conveyed the plight of the masses to the FG

Fighting for their ill fated pockets alone

Ndi ara........

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Travel / Re: UAE To Commence Visa Issuance To Nigerians As FG Lifts Ban On Emirates Airlines by simplemach(m): 5:59pm On Sep 30, 2020
I hope those people from the "wasted" part of the country will allow it last this time


Mtcheeeew
Crime / Re: Countries Where Castration Is A Punishment For Rapists by simplemach(m): 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2020
My fear is, when a guy is wrongly accused and castrated then they find out he is innocent.


Since these days once a woman just says "He raped me", the whole world starts calling out the guy, even without proven facts.

NB
Rape is bad, I strongly stand against it...

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Business / Re: Access Bank Completes Acqusition Of Transnational Bank (Kenya) by simplemach(m): 4:02pm On Jul 20, 2020
Watch out for further deductions from their customers, maybe this time for Covid 19 charge. And sacking of more staff to get money to pay the balance....

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Health / Re: Help! I Have Been Having Severe Pain On My Back For Close To A Year. by simplemach(m): 12:08am On Jun 04, 2020
Go do a scan of the affected area

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Crime / Re: Girl Arrested For Faking Own Death To Avoid Financial Pressure From Mom (Photo) by simplemach(m): 6:33pm On May 24, 2020
Family problems!!!
Health / Re: Bauchi Spends N4,500 On Each COVID-19 Patient's Meal Daily by simplemach(m): 5:24pm On May 24, 2020
Are you sure by the end of this COVID thing we will still have enough money to atleast pay the salary of the president and other governors, with the way the report is coming...

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Politics / Re: Fayemi Announces 14-Day “Total Shutdown” Of Ekiti State by simplemach(m): 1:52pm On Mar 29, 2020
Even with the stay at home thing, I can't read this thing biko, it is too long.


Someone that has patience should please read and summaries for us.

We sha know the article is saying Ekiti is shutting down, period!

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Health / Re: COVID-19: President Buhari To Address The Nation By 7pm Today by simplemach(m): 1:51pm On Mar 29, 2020
MCastle:


This cannot happen o

Then we don't wan, simple!
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari To Make Nationwide Broadcast Tonight by simplemach(m): 1:47pm On Mar 29, 2020
To read what they have wrote for him again abi, or will he take questions from the press? If no, then we don't need the address, he should just send the script to twitter as usual.
Health / Re: COVID-19: President Buhari To Address The Nation By 7pm Today by simplemach(m): 1:44pm On Mar 29, 2020
To read from paper abi, or will he take questions from the press?
Crime / Re: Okada Riders Burn Minna FRSC Office Over Rumoured Death Of Motorcyclist by simplemach(m): 12:32pm On Mar 21, 2020
I wonder when this "growth" will be achieved in our "Sh*t-hole" country.


Maybe this country should be sold to China to be used as poultry...
Nairaland / General / Re: Coronavirus: Did Bill Gates Forsee The Outbreak In 2015? by simplemach(m): 11:47am On Mar 19, 2020
Accurate as fvck!


When you have money, you can even predict the future

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Crime / Re: How I Was Arrested By SARS In Owerri Yesterday For No Reason by simplemach(m): 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2020
Just remembering that I am from this country and in this country makes me weep every moment.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Congratulates Deposed Emir Sanusi. by simplemach(m): 9:15pm On Mar 09, 2020
Hmmmmmm
Crime / Re: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by simplemach(m): 9:02am On Mar 07, 2020
See contract job

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Crime / Re: Bandits Killed, Maimed In 5 Kaduna Villages For 4 Hours by simplemach(m): 8:57am On Mar 07, 2020
Oh my Kaduna

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