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Celebrities / Re: I'm Still In Pain - Banky W Opens Up On Skin Cancer by simplemach(m): 8:32am On Feb 15, 2018
If dem tell una make una take am easy, una no go gree, wen problem start, una go come dey tell the whole world
Crime / Re: Robber Defecates In His Victim's House After Being Caught During Operation.Photo by simplemach(m): 8:26am On Feb 15, 2018
Bad day

His punishment is supposed to start from him eating up the shyte before the next step.
Politics / Re: Why We Won’t Enact Anti-open Grazing Law — Ogun Govt by simplemach(m): 8:25am On Feb 15, 2018
No be afonjas, there balls never strong

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Of Nigeria: Salaries, Allowances, Promotion, Job Details? by simplemach(m): 8:01am On Feb 15, 2018
Any job that will pay you huge money and not give you the time spend it, even when on leave, they will still suggest you don't go too far because they might be needing you anytime. Is that one job? This world wen person go live how many years die...

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Business / Re: January Inflation Drops To 15.13%, Says NBS by simplemach(m): 7:56am On Feb 15, 2018
Until mama divine reduce garri money, i no go believe this news.

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Romance / Re: Secondary School Students Buying Valentine Gifts At A Shop (Photo) by simplemach(m): 10:42pm On Feb 14, 2018
End time students

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Vigilante Man In Edo, Free Robber Herdsmen by simplemach(m): 9:45pm On Feb 14, 2018
We know it was a mistake
A mistake that the presidency refused to act to curb the herdsmen menace
A mistake that the IGP is against Benue state gov't for initiating the anti grazing bill
A mistake that the agricultural minister said we have not done enough for the herdsmen
A mistake that all the northern elites are saying Nigeria belongs to the fulanis
A mistake that immediately the Benue state gov't ordered indigens to defend themselves, the president ordered clamp down on illegal arms peddlers
A mistake that the IGP said the fulani herdsmen terrorism is a mere comunal clash
A mistake that miyetti allah said they will continue attacking until the anti grazing bill is reversed
A mistake that the presidency ordered the immediate deployment of soldiers immediately fulani herdsmen were killed.

Karma never disappoints, that I'm sure of.

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Celebrities / Re: Ijeoma Okafor Celebrates Her 19th Birthday On Valentine's Day (Photos) by simplemach(m): 9:41pm On Feb 14, 2018
Too much make up, looks more like a sex doll

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Politics / Re: 2019: ‘not Too Young To Run’ Bill Scales Through 21 States Assemblies (names) by simplemach(m): 10:53am On Feb 14, 2018
Story
Politics / Re: What Is INEC Registration Situation In Your Area? by simplemach(m): 10:51am On Feb 14, 2018
Frustrating
Health / Re: Doctors Separate Siamese Twins In Bauchi (Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:36pm On Feb 13, 2018
good, the next target should be learning how to successfully insert a tecno earpiece into the ear of the President of one shithole of a country

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Career / Re: Man Rescued From 150 Ft Deep Well In Igando (Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:31pm On Feb 13, 2018
Boyooosa:
Goan watch mojo na, ge!

do you have any?
Politics / Re: Villagers Erect Statue Of Governor Umahi In Ebonyi Community. Photos by simplemach(m): 8:30pm On Feb 13, 2018
let the madness continue

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Politics / Re: Court Restrains Abdusalam, Sacked Labour Party Chairman From Party Secretariat by simplemach(m): 8:19pm On Feb 13, 2018
Good development...

As a Rotaractor, i stand with Rotarian Dr. Mike Omotosho (Toast Master). He has the leadership qualities, he has all it takes to lead. He exhibited it when he was the District Governor of Rotary District 9125.

God Bless the BOSS

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Career / Re: Man Rescued From 150 Ft Deep Well In Igando (Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:10pm On Feb 13, 2018
But how comes no sign of his john thomas in his boxers

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Career / Re: Man Rescued From 150 Ft Deep Well In Igando (Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:08pm On Feb 13, 2018
Saved by grace

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Romance / Re: 7 Clear Signs You’re In One Sided Relationship 2018 Valentine Special (ogashub) by simplemach(m): 8:06pm On Feb 13, 2018
Don't even know what to write here. Let me just wait until i have a girlfriend first.

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Politics / Re: Charly Boy Protests At INEC Headquarters Over Underage Voting (Photos) by simplemach(m): 8:28pm On Feb 12, 2018
It's very alarming
Politics / Re: Court Jails Chibok Girls’ Abductor 15 Years by simplemach(m): 8:28pm On Feb 12, 2018
Shithole zoo
Career / Re: Dangote Refinery: Graduate Trainees Vow To End Fuel Scarcity by simplemach(m): 6:11pm On Feb 12, 2018
Ok
Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga And Feyi Fawehinmi Clash Over Chevron Netherlands Story by simplemach(m): 6:08pm On Feb 12, 2018
Lies everywhere



Shithole zoo
Politics / Re: Herd Of Cattle Spotted On Ikorodu Road (Photo) by simplemach(m): 5:58pm On Feb 12, 2018
Afonjas, pls accomodate your country men

Signed
Your humble president, from daura

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Politics / Re: Dibbo, Hajo Sani's Son Deletes Photos Of His Car Collection by simplemach(m): 5:58pm On Feb 12, 2018
Issorite
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi: "Kcee Bought His Car On Loan, I Have Proofs" by simplemach(m): 11:53am On Feb 12, 2018
Hmmmm

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Politics / Re: Looter Tithes’ Comment: Bello Apologises To Catholic Bishops by simplemach(m): 8:09am On Feb 12, 2018
A lot of fools talk befor they think

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Wins 2018 Celebrity Housemates TV Show by simplemach(m): 10:07pm On Feb 11, 2018
No kain show wen we no go see for Nigeria again

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Killings: Our Children Being Wasted, Caged In IDP – Northern Women Cry by simplemach(m): 10:05pm On Feb 11, 2018
Fayose oooooooooo

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Professional Football League Table After Week 8 Sunday Games by simplemach(m): 10:03pm On Feb 11, 2018
God bless


Naija league must grow
Sports / Re: Maradona: "Teams No Longer Fear Argentina.. Nigeria Disgraced Us" by simplemach(m): 10:00pm On Feb 11, 2018
God bless you for identifying with the truth.



Please you need to teach some people in a certain shithole how to say the truth, atleast, once in a while

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Politics / Re: Aisha Mamman, Buhari’s Sister In-law Is Dead by simplemach(m): 5:11pm On Feb 08, 2018
Don't even know what to feel
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen With Machine Guns Caught On Camera - Aroms Aigbehi by simplemach(m): 1:38pm On Feb 08, 2018
Pls leave those peaceful herders ooo, they don't look for trouble. If you think I lied, ask our IGP

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Religion / Re: Ondo Fake Prophet Arrested In His Shrine Inside A Bush. Photos by simplemach(m): 7:14pm On Feb 07, 2018
wanted to suggest we throw him into a hole for his punishment but he is already in the shithole byhis virtue of being in this con3 so.....

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