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Politics › Re: ‘Don’t Wait Till Nigerians Start Stoning You’ – Primate Ayodele Tells Tinubu by simpleseyi: 12:09pm On Jan 05, 2024
Somebody should ask the Primate about his prophecy that Emilokan Tinubu will not be President
Politics › Re: EFCC Operatives Conduct Search At Dangote Head Office Over FX Transactions by simpleseyi: 8:16pm On Jan 04, 2024
Anew Sheriff is in town. His name is Emilokan Asiwaju Tinubu Jagaban
Crime › Re: Nevada Judge Attacked By Defendant During Sentencing In Vegas Courtroom Scene by simpleseyi: 12:41pm On Jan 04, 2024
NGFA - No Gree For Anybody

This is what I expected Mazi Nnamdi Kanu to have done when the Supreme Court did not release him the other time. This will give the judges the opportunity to sentence him to at least 20 years in Kuje Prison
Politics › Re: EFCC Freezes ₦‎30 Billion NSIPA Cash Traced To Private Accounts by simpleseyi: 12:39pm On Jan 04, 2024
Emilokan Asiwaju Tinubu Jagaban is probing the last looting administration without shouting or screaming anti-corruption or probe. This is where experience counts
Politics › Re: EFCC Freezes ₦‎30 Billion NSIPA Cash Traced To Private Accounts by simpleseyi: 12:38pm On Jan 04, 2024
Marvieduke:
After freezing it, same EFCC will divert the money to their account useless set of people.
I think the last four words describe you in details
Politics › Re: Rising Insecurity: Governors Have Turned Security Votes To Pocket Money - Ngige by simpleseyi: 11:58am On Jan 04, 2024
9jvirgin:
When evil rulers rule upon a nation, the people will suffer indescribably. And for all those supporting the evil rulers of APC, you will suffer and suffocate.

That visa you are looking for to run will not be approved.
I support APC, I am not Suffering, it is you that is suffering and suffocating. But, don't die before 2031, so that you will witness the handover to Shettima/Wike still under APC
Politics › Re: Coming Generations Will Have To Pay Nigeria’s Current Debts – Obasanjo by simpleseyi: 11:13am On Jan 04, 2024
Yes, we this current generation paid the loans of you Obasanjo's generation, so let the next generation pay for our loans too
Politics › Re: I’m Not The Blide Challenge - Kogi First Lady Rashida Bello Joins Trend by simpleseyi: 10:38am On Jan 04, 2024
superCleanworks:
konji don scatter this one brain. get a bottle of water and stop being THIRSTY like you have not seen a woman before.
No let hatred kill you, that woman is Gorgeous, Enchanting, Enticing, and Breathtaking
Politics › Re: I’m Not The Blide Challenge - Kogi First Lady Rashida Bello Joins Trend by simpleseyi: 10:36am On Jan 04, 2024
jimcaddy:
Wow she is extremely gorgeous
Ole Olojukokoro. If Yahaya Bello catch you for corner, he will do worse than he has been doing to Kogi treasury and Dino Melaye
Politics › Re: I’m Not The Blide Challenge - Kogi First Lady Rashida Bello Joins Trend by simpleseyi: 10:29am On Jan 04, 2024
Miller232:
Kogi people money
Nigeria's politicians are useless vagabonds, who will all rot in Hell Fire. However, be reminded that you cannot become a governor in Nigeria if you are not already a multi millionaire before contesting. Nomination forms cost millions. Printing posters alone cost lots of millions. So, the family can afford a flamboyant birthday even if they never hold political office. This isn't even a flamboyant birthday, it's still very modest.

Please note however that my thought above does not mean that Ogun will not kill Yahaya Bello for looting Kogi State, and for humiliating and disgracing Dino Melaye and giving Dino just 46,000 plus votes in the whole of Kogi State. Dino don suffer too much for Yahaya Bello hand. Na so he disgraced Dino for the other Senatorial election. Shey Satan sent Yahaya Bello after Dino ni?
Politics › Re: I’m Not The Blide Challenge - Kogi First Lady Rashida Bello Joins Trend by simpleseyi: 10:27am On Jan 04, 2024
Okay nah
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 8:24am On Jan 04, 2024
ufotunang:
...who will be the INEC chairman at 2027...is it not the same yakubu mahood that illegally helped Tinubu and APC to win the presidential election that will still be the INEC chairman in 2027
Not Yakubu. We will instigate you to protest against Yakubu. Then, we will remove Yakubu, and replace him with one of Tinubu's secret boys who is a Professor of Politics or Law. And he will do as we instructs. Una go cry tire, una mind no go touch ground. We will continue to teach you politics as we have done in the past.
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 8:21am On Jan 04, 2024
ufotunang:
Why can't APC and Tinubu win election free and fair?
POL 901: Advanced Politicking in a Multiethnic Crazy Society

Principal Lecturer: Alhaji Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Senior Lecturer: Alhaji Shettima
Senior Lecturer: Barrister Nyezom Wike
Visiting Lecturer: Alhaji Gandollar
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 8:03am On Jan 04, 2024
ChristianMuslim:
APC should be ready for the worst and get ready to exit Nigeria.. Even Inec are wise now
2027 is won and lost already. Tinubu is ruling till 2031. But while you are still crying over the past 2023 election, we have grabbed, snatched and run away with 2027 again. We have now started planning for Shettima/Wike 2031. You can never ever get near us
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 8:02am On Jan 04, 2024
waveman2:
Yoruba eyes don open for this hunger?na only tribalist eye don open because their brain has been saturated and filled with nonsense propaganda.APC is only winning election because they are using hunger they created to make people vote for them by giving them peanuts.
It's mental instability that is your problem. You call us tribalist because we support our son who has proven his capacity and capabilities in Lagos, but you are not a tribalist for supporting your failure son who ruled his state of origin for 8 years, and thereafter ran away to hide in Lagos. Una go cry tire
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 7:56am On Jan 04, 2024
YourKarma:
Lolzzzzz..... anyways, give it to Tinubu when it comes to politics and trickery, but remember people learn from mistakes.

I'm glad you admit a PDP LP merger will beat APC though🙂
We are already planning how to create other parties from PDP and LP separately. Once Atikulation Abubakar insists on being the candidate of PDP, our boys within the party will get angry and move to another party, also same thing will happen in LP once the ticket is given to Peter Obituary without proper party primary. Our boys within the two parties will move out into two different parties, and field candidates. That's the end of Solomon Ghandi
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 7:55am On Jan 04, 2024
YourKarma:
APC won in 2015 because Jonathan decided to be a gentleman. Coupled with the fact people got tired of PDP. Going by current trends, people are tired of APC too.

2019 was because PDP didn't put up a good fight as an opposition party.

2023 was because of INEC's abracadabra. How would an irev that worked perfectly during senate elections suddenly turn off during presidential?


If Tinubu is as loved as you guys try to claim, let him ensure free and fair elections let's see how it goes
We will meet in 2027. You people get mouth too much, but no be mouth dey win election, na strategy, and anything is Fair in Politics, in War, and in Love. We will hand over to Shettima/Wike in 2031, just watch it. We will teach you Politics once again as we have been doing
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 7:49am On Jan 04, 2024
YourKarma:
Eyes wey hunger don close😂😂😂


Anyways, what y'all don't understand is that the north will not support Tinubu because he cheated them.

The north has always supported the north. The only reason they supported Tinubu during the last election was because they thought he was quater-to-Kpai, they were thinking he'll die soon and their son, Shettima will take over. This is because of his actions during the campaigns that made people think he's too frail.
Now they've seen they were hoodwinked, coupled with tinubu's lopsided appointments.


If, by any chance, PDP joins forces with LP and presents Obi as their candidate APC will have zero chance
We Yorubas will always have a way to trick the North. Just watch the tricks that we will roll out towards 2027. We know them, we know that the Truth Cannot Set You Free when dealing with the North, only TRICKS will work.

As for your last statement of PDP and LP merger, it will never happen. We will not allow that to ever happen. We will continue to fund people around Atikulation Abubakar that he should not gree for anybody, we will also continue to fund people around Peter Obituary to ring it in his ears that an Igbo man does not bend for anybody. So the two losers will still contest separately and lose separately. He own this game POLITRICKS
Politics › Re: APC Promises Heavy Defeat As Atiku Eyes 2027 Presidential Bid by simpleseyi: 7:46am On Jan 04, 2024
nnachukz:
If rigging is removed, can APC base on their performance so far win any election in Nigeria let alone promising another contestant heavy defeat?
We have won three consecutive Presidential Elections, 2015, 2019, 2023, yet you are still crying. Did we rig when Goatluck Jonathan was the sitting President and his appointee conducted the election? If we did rig while not in government and not in charge of security agencies, then you forget about winning us in any way. We own this game POLITRICKS
Education › Re: FG To Withdraw Recognition Of Kenya, Uganda, Niger Varsities by simpleseyi: 7:37am On Jan 04, 2024
handsomeyinka:
Get Well Soon
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Too late, that's how he will die with his psychiatric disorders
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis: My Decision To Embrace Peace Not Out Of Fear – Fubara by simpleseyi: 2:42pm On Jan 03, 2024
LoveLeadsLand:
Someone like this would be dangerous to fight with...



One day, a hawk flew whoooooooooo and carried a duckling and flew off. But the duckling's mother was calm.

After some times, the hawk said to himself, "this woman did not fight me when I carried her kid. She must have something really dangerous up her sleeves."

So the hawk brought back the duckling. Still hungry, he asked himself, "what next should I do?"

From the three branch where he perched, the hawk saw a hen rummaging on a refuse dump with her chicks. The hawk instantly flew and carried one of the chicks. The chick's mother flew up and fought against the hawk all to no avail.

As the hawk glided triumphantly back to its tree branch stead, he muttered to himself, "I can eat this with zero consequences seeing that she's all noise and no power".

The deepest seas are the calmest. The little stream makes all the noise. If Wike is wise, he should leave Fubara alone. That's the lesson in my story.
Emilokan Tinubu will eat the Hawk (Wike) the Hen (Rivers masses), and the Duck (Fubara), and nothing will happen
Celebrities › Re: Yul Accuses May Of Doing Breast Enlargement Surgery Without His Consent. by simpleseyi: 2:18pm On Jan 03, 2024
Osashalom:
Can you listen to yourself? How does a married woman do breasts enhancement surgery without her husband's consent?
The woman has already filed for divorce, but she is still married anyway. Haven filed for divorce, she believes she is now her own boss, so she has to do body enhancement to attract another husband, but who will married a woman with three kids? She will just be passed from one bed to another until she becomes totally worn out and depressed
Politics › Re: More Trouble For MC Oluomo As Agbede Makes Grievous Allegations Against Him by simpleseyi: 11:03am On Jan 03, 2024
babytoun:
All of them na Alhaji ...I come in peace
Yes, we Muslims have produced more street tours than any other religion in the South West. Same way that Christians have produced all street and motor pack touts in the South East and South South
Christianity Etc › Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by simpleseyi: 11:00am On Jan 03, 2024
ahnie:
I once attended a church years ago looking for miracle,only for the yoppie pulpit Bandits to tell us to buy canes(pankere) and all those small children balls and instructed us to keep flogging the balls for our miracles.

That our miracles will come if we by any chance succeeded in deflating the well pumped up balls with our canes.

Another time we were told to lock our room and use the cane (pankere)to flog invisible air...e go get where you go floor air reach...eyes go begin turn you upandan.



Churches should step up by caring for their members,so many persons are going thru alot.

Lolxx
HAAA! This guy don see Shege
Politics › Re: Without Coalition, Tinubu Will Spend Eight Years As President – Bwala by simpleseyi: 8:10am On Jan 03, 2024
You never see anything. Any coalition you try to form, we will scatter it
Politics › Re: FG, Lagos To Kick Off Medical University In 2024 — Sanwo-olu by simpleseyi: 12:10am On Jan 03, 2024
jamesversion:
And who told you it is the first ever university of Medical Science in the country.?

PAMO University of Medical Science in Port Harcourt is the first ever Medical university in Nigeria.

You Yorubas love to propagate yourselves as the first to do anything in Nigeria.
No let Yoruba matter kill you oooooo

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