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Romance › Re: Are There Chances That A Lady Can Meet Her Future Husband At A Wedding Reception by simpleseyi: 9:20am On Apr 16, 2022
ashewoboy:
Very high chances. why do you think these ladies dress like w.h.o.r.e.s to weddings? na husband them dey find.


men are looking for ladies to shag, ladies are looking for men to marry them. inside lifecheesy.
They just don't dress like w.h.o.r.e.s. , the are actually hoes
Politics › Re: Opinion: Do You Think Osibanjo Will Be A Good President? by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Apr 16, 2022
He is the head of the Economic Team of the federal government. How has he performed?
Politics › Re: Multiple Bomb Blast In Cameroon by simpleseyi: 8:39am On Apr 16, 2022
harrysterol:
Islam the worst religion Ever embarassed
Those that exported your forefathers to Europe and America under chains to work as Slaves were Christian Missionaries
Politics › Re: Multiple Bomb Blast In Cameroon by simpleseyi: 8:38am On Apr 16, 2022
bros12345:
The vision I saw about Islam is gradually coming to pass. With violence they will fight their way into oblivion.

God please help humanity.
This is the vision that will take you to psychiatric hospital
Politics › Re: Multiple Bomb Blast In Cameroon by simpleseyi: 8:37am On Apr 16, 2022
shogz89:
Na wa o.. #prayforcameroon
That their useless President has been ruling for over 40 years, it's time they force the monkey out.
Politics › Re: Posters Of Osinbajo Tagging Him Betrayal Flood Abuja by simpleseyi: 8:34am On Apr 16, 2022
Dannyset:
grin

If you want to know the history of your father's house, join politics.

Is this man ready for this? I doubt!
Let's see nah. Let's see if he can withstand the heat because it's going to get very very hot
Politics › Re: Posters Of Osinbajo Tagging Him Betrayal Flood Abuja by simpleseyi: 8:31am On Apr 16, 2022
ChoCho54:
When you yorubas made a single man Lord over your universe, this is what happens when any slave tries to free himself.

Imagine how low yorubas are going to rubbish the vice president.

They are the same people that masterminded every tantrums and vile insults hauled at Jonathan that near killed his mother.
Why are you not in your state? Is Tinubu also lord over your state. Politics of 2023 is just starting, it's going to get very very hot. If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen.

As for Goatluck that you mentioned, we have already retired him to face his local alcohol drinking problem.

We control the Media space, you can't take that from us. Even Media organizations created by other tribes, we Yorubas control their content.
Politics › Re: Posters Of Osinbajo Tagging Him Betrayal Flood Abuja by simpleseyi: 8:27am On Apr 16, 2022
Heroicvic:
Make every body gattat abeg
No vex now, I beg you. The game has just started, it's going to be very very hot.
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu’s Action On Ambode Haunts Campaign by simpleseyi: 8:25am On Apr 16, 2022
MajorOvakporaye:
Tinubu the useless criminal. You have already failed. Next president of Iragbiji Town Union. Bastard!!!
This was how those before you started, now they are at the psychiatric hospital
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu’s Action On Ambode Haunts Campaign by simpleseyi: 8:20am On Apr 16, 2022
Lagos is better off without Ambode whose wife humiliated a Clergy for not attending to her before others.

The black fat Ambode himself canceled all the Projects started by Fashola and Tinubu. Lagos has a Master plan unlike other states. Anyone that attempts to derail the Lagos Master plan will be pushed out. That is why you will not see a single abandoned project in Lagos unlike the several abandoned projects in other states
Politics › Re: Tinubu Convinced Me To Join Buhari’s Presidential Election Campaign, Says Aisha by simpleseyi: 8:14am On Apr 16, 2022
zionmade:
So the tinubu that worked hard to foist this disaster on Nigerians for 8 years should now become president because we Nigerians are in love with suffering
We are not serious yet in this country.
Okay. Tinubu helped Buhari and Osinbajo to get a job, will he help them to do the job again.

Your father's friend that used his connection to help you get job, is he also helping you to do the job?
Politics › Re: Resign Before Primaries, APC Tells Amaechi, Akpabio, Malami, Others by simpleseyi: 8:13am On Apr 16, 2022
It's getting serious.
Politics › Re: Heavy Security As Tolling Resumes At Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge by simpleseyi: 8:10am On Apr 16, 2022
Malory:
Nigerians will suffer if Tinubu becomes the president. Lagos is already under lock and keys because of this greedy fellow.
But your state that is not under lock and key, how come all your indegenes ran from your state to Lagos? Even all your state governors spend their holidays in Lagos.
Family › Re: My Father Is Dragging My Mom's Property With Me by simpleseyi: 9:06pm On Apr 15, 2022
GraciousGod190:
When issues like this are raised, people like you who don't have anything meaningful to contribute other than to abuse will start creeping out from your swampy holes... like bush rats in mangrove deserts.

For your info, I own 2 apartments already... personal I build with my money...not everyone is as lazy as your father.
Just the same way you are fighting your father for properties, you are also fighting anybody that has s contrary opinion to your prodigality
Family › Re: My Father Is Dragging My Mom's Property With Me by simpleseyi: 9:01pm On Apr 15, 2022
GraciousGod190:
As much as I hate bringing this here, I need advice on ways to go about this..is it right for a father to drag his wife wealth with his son, knowing fully well, the son is now a grown man.

My mom left us with lot of properties she acquired as inheritance from her father and mother side, been the only surviving child, while she was still around some relatives wanted to grab some of it...claiming she's a woman...but seeing she had a grown up son which was me they had to maintain and stay on their lane... besides my mom was never the sluggish type.

Now, my dad is trying to drag this property with me, saying he wants to sell some of the land without even informing me... he his claiming some of house rents and lavishing it on frivolities anyhow.

Yes he's my father, he trained me up to this stage that I am, but by right I thought Those properties are mine already....if am wrong please someone should tell me.
You are a thief. Ole ni e. The properties belong to your father, not you prodigal son.

If the properties were originally your father's properties, your mum will claim them as her own. It should be same now that the properties are originally your mum's
Politics › Re: Wike: Forget My Rough Face & How I Talk, Vote For Me As Your President (Video) by simpleseyi: 8:58pm On Apr 15, 2022
Wike want chop President
Politics › Re: Who Is Chief Bola Tinubu's Father? by simpleseyi: 8:27pm On Apr 15, 2022
ThEGodFaThEr129:
How can we know his father when the Iragbiji born criminal and serial liar has denied his state of origin.
Mental health should be taken serious in Nigeria. This poster is suffering from psychiatric disorders and chronic hallucinations
Family › Re: My Relationshp Is About Crashing... by simpleseyi: 6:45pm On Apr 15, 2022
Khd95:
Welcome to d baby mama league,unfortunately ur guy isnt popularsadsad



how many ladies on NL ve learnt a lesson frm dis lady herehuhsad....never get pregnant for a guy who hasnt married u yet
The main lesson is never flirt with another man if you are living with a man. If you want to continue your Oloshoism, do it in your father's house.
Politics › Re: Names Of Nigerian Towns You Consider Funny. by simpleseyi: 5:51pm On Apr 15, 2022
IDORAWA Town
Politics › Re: Reasons Tinubu Will Floor Osinbajo At APC Presidential Primary by simpleseyi: 5:45pm On Apr 15, 2022
IDeyNL:
According to a Yoruba Muslim.

It remains for Tinubu's bot accounts to continue with their automated response.
According to Flattino traditionalist, what should we do.
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Why Northern Elders Are Angry With Buhari – Femi Adesina by simpleseyi: 12:18pm On Apr 15, 2022
Femi, are you sure you will be able to return to Yoruba after Buhari's inglorious regime? I doubt it.
Islam › Re: Can One Have Intercourse During Ramadan? by simpleseyi: 12:13pm On Apr 15, 2022
advocatejare:
Smoochin is permitted according to the Sunnah of Rosulilah
Even fuccking Asewo is permissive.
Islam › Re: Can One Have Intercourse During Ramadan? by simpleseyi: 12:10pm On Apr 15, 2022
Ehn nah.

You can go to Allen and carry plenty Olosho. Awon Omo Esu.
Politics › Re: Who Would Be Vice President If Tinubu Is To Be Elected As President by simpleseyi: 11:22am On Apr 15, 2022
jibovico:
There many northern Christians you don't know like Yakubu Dogara the former speaker house of reps, Boss Mustapha, T. Y. Danjuma, Bono Haruna, etc
Idiots don't know this

Foreign Affairs › Re: Aiden Aslin Captured By Russians In Mariupol Paraded In Handcuffs by simpleseyi: 11:19am On Apr 15, 2022
Bestbeelieve:
they surrendered cause they ran out of weapons! stop hyping russia like they were captured!!! russian army is shit!! face your shit hole country or you'll be carrying an Ak next year!
But why you come carry another country matter for head like Gala and La Casera I side Lagos holdup?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Aiden Aslin Captured By Russians In Mariupol Paraded In Handcuffs by simpleseyi: 11:18am On Apr 15, 2022
JovialJune:
Men, destroying the world from time immemorial, they hate peace, because this war is clearly a show of stupid unnecessary ego to prove nothing, at the end of the day, destruction and loss of civilian lives will be the end result, fools.
I know that concern is the diminishing of available diccks to fucck.
Politics › Re: Tanko Muhammad: Buhari Never Interfered In Court Cases by simpleseyi: 9:33am On Apr 15, 2022
Who asked you?

Useless Shari'a judge
Health › Re: New Photos Of Kogi Teaching Hospital Under Construction by simpleseyi: 8:56am On Apr 15, 2022
Positivewire:
The most innovative Governor in Kogi state
GYB'23 for president INSHALLAH
President of your local village
Politics › Re: Doguwa Speaks On Bola Tinubu's Aspiration To Be President (Video) by simpleseyi: 8:48am On Apr 15, 2022
Waa ti maa gbo. You go don dey hear am.
Politics › Re: Internet Survey shows Dat Pete Obi Is d Most Popular Candidt In Nig Both PDP & by simpleseyi: 7:15am On Apr 15, 2022
Atikuchukwu Abubakar will buy all delegates at the PDP primaries, so Peter Peter Obi stands no chance
Politics › Re: Osinbajo A Nairalander Apologises For Use Of Language And Name Calling. by simpleseyi: 7:14am On Apr 15, 2022
softwareman:
Osinbajo A NAIRALANDER APOLOGIZES FOR USE OF LANGUAGE AND NAME CALLING.
Yesterday, I posted a series of comments on the vice president in which I used intemperate language and was very disrespectful to the vice president.
While I STAND BY THE SUBSTANCE OF MY ASSERTIONS, MY USE OF LANGUAGE AND ABUSIVENESS IS DEFINITELY WRONG.
I hereby tender an unreserved apology to the vice president and his
supporters on nairaland.
On reflection, I could have made my points without resorting to name calling and abuse.
I APOLLOGISE. Please forgive me.
Whatever you are smoking, stop it before it stops you.

There is no need for any senseless apology. Politics has started, if you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. This is just the beginning, it's going to get hotter
Family › Re: As A Christian Would You Allow Your Wife Turn And Practice Islam by simpleseyi: 11:36pm On Apr 14, 2022
Foreseer:
Which kind question be this huh

How can a sane person choose islam over christianity, except the person wants to go into the business of banditry and terrorism.

Without islam, the world would have been relatively safer and peaceful.
undecided undecided undecided undecided
The people that exported your forefathers to their land to work as Slaves are Christian Missionaries

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