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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by simplesimul(m): 4:42pm On Mar 07, 2016
Hi guys, please add me to the Andela whatsapp group: 08023436898. Thank you.

I did my plum test yesterday and await the Home study exercise link.
SportsLive: Arsenal Vs Chelsea by simplesimul(op): 4:55pm On Jan 24, 2016
I tip the gunners to carry the day, 2 - 1.
Christianity EtcRe: "666": The Mark Of The Beast DECODED by simplesimul(op): 3:11am On Jul 01, 2015
Better still, click on my username to get to my profile - you can then get to the Decoded: "666" website from there.

You'd be fascinated as to how this has been now unraveled.
Christianity Etc"666": The Mark Of The Beast DECODED by simplesimul(op): 2:48am On Jul 01, 2015
The mark of "the Beast" has very plausibly, now been decoded. The final bit of the "666" - Satan number - puzzle came to light with the recent same-sex marriage verdict sweepingly passed in all US states in the wake of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) strike-down in 2013:

Click on my signature below (you must be logged-in to see signature)

EducationRe: Nigerian Breaks Academic Record At University Of Manchester!!! Photos by simplesimul(m): 10:50pm On Jun 26, 2015
Nna ehh, dat-ibo-boy is to guud.
RomanceRe: Nigeria's Hairiest Woman, Queen Okafor Shows Off Her Hot Legs by simplesimul(m):
A lot of people and nairalanders only think or see the superficial.

Backed by my medical training I begin to wonder: may be Queen has more surprises "down there" and is perhaps slowly becoming more comfortable letting the more tolerable world (not yet so tolerable is Nigeria) know who she really is.

Or, are we to banish people born different from normal, average folks? Or imprison them?

How many of us have properly reflected that support of the LGBT persons is simple acknowledgement of their right to be alive and believed human, often times their appearance and behaviour being what they were born with.

I support gay marriage rights - meaning, let them have legalization documents for their chosen union, these legal papers giving them access to social amenities inaccessible to them were they single, by law. It does not mean I believe the union is necessarily correct by my own spiritual stand.point - and so it is the Divine alone left with final judgement.

Enough said for now.
Forum GamesRe: Genius: Calculate The Number Of Triangles In This Picture by simplesimul(m): 11:07pm On Jun 19, 2015
20

End of story
InvestmentRe: Angel Forex Traders Thread by simplesimul(op): 12:04pm On May 19, 2015
Thanks y'all for the show of concern.
PropertiesRe: 790M Square Empty Plot In Central Ikorodu For Sale by simplesimul(op): 12:00pm On May 19, 2015
Don't miss the opportunity.
Properties790M Square Empty Plot In Central Ikorodu For Sale by simplesimul(op):
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PoliticsRe: Falana Faults Jonathan’s May 28 Handover Date by simplesimul(m): 12:43am On Apr 17, 2015
cbrass:
what's wrong with Jonathan handing over on may29. sef. abi is he planning to run away the following day or whathuh
Don't remain ignorant.

If Jonathan formally hands over power hours before Buhari is sworn-in, it means in practicality there would be no commander-in-chief during the interval: a power vaccum. Who takes charge if during that interval a nation-threatening event were to suddenly occur?

Use common sense and stop being childish. No nation would allow such a loop-hole constitutionally.
Forum GamesRe: Is This Cat Going Up Or Down? by simplesimul(m): 2:39am On Apr 09, 2015
Look at all the perspectives thoroughly before rushing to answer.

Clearly I see the ambiguity: If one looks from the bottom of a stairway, the steps at the foreground will appear wider than the steps further ahead (what is called parallax) - and this is the exact same parallax effect one gets when viewing the stairway from the top, down.

Our vision always perceives foreground objects larger and wider than objects further away from our eyes due to parallax.

Meanwhile the adjacent walls will appear similar too, either direction.

The answer therefore is INDETERMINATE, with the given perspective the picture portrays.
CrimeRe: 18-year-old Caught Having Sex With Mad Woman by simplesimul(m): 8:56pm On Apr 07, 2015
simplesimul:
Life imprisonment my ass.
Firstly, I wonder why the original report never mentioned time of day.
Secondly, typical of our law enforcers over-reaching their powers by brandishing statements to suggest sentensing by life imprisonment when they cannot know this for a fact.
Put him in custody, get his statement NOT under duress, get him a state-sponsored legal council if he cannot afford a lawyer - his council will summon CREDIBLE, willing witnesses to appear at his trial, etc, etc - all in an attempt to get the true facts as much as possible and the JUST sentence pronounced finally by the court.
I'm no lawyer but I know civility and the value of it.
I wrote the above quoted post. I want to stress a point further:

The original post said Cannabis (Indian Hemp) was found in his pocket. Now, may be he has been smocking "Igbo" for long.

But may be also it was his first smoke - and as a medical doctor I know for a fact that "Igbo" smoking can cause marked hallucinations. Indeed some first-time users have outrightly become schizophrenic - starkly mad - themselves.

What am I saying? Civility will allow for many facts to come out which then breeds the right judgement to be given.

I'm not defending rape. But the crime of rape in one's full senses will likely be adjudged more severe than that same crime carried out under the influence. For example a usually respectful and decent 18 yr old wrongly experimenting with dangerous substances.

He could have been my relation. Or yours - this is possible if we are being sincere here. Under duress of possibly being lynched, the guy began swearing blame on the devil and his ancestors, while people have tried him already saying he was carrying out money ritual.

Let civility be the order of the day.
CrimeRe: 18-year-old Caught Having Sex With Mad Woman by simplesimul(m): 8:20pm On Apr 07, 2015
Life imprisonment my ass.

Firstly, I wonder why the original report never mentioned time of day.

Secondly, typical of our law enforcers over-reaching their powers by brandishing statements to suggest sentensing by life imprisonment when they cannot know this for a fact.

Put him in custody, get his statement NOT under duress, get him a state-sponsored legal council if he cannot afford a lawyer - his council will summon CREDIBLE, willing witnesses to appear at his trial, etc, etc - all in an attempt to get the true facts as much as possible and the JUST sentence pronounced finally by the court.

I'm no lawyer but I know civility and the value of it.
PoliticsRe: What Buhari Needs To Succeed – Jonathan by simplesimul(m): 5:27pm On Apr 06, 2015
Koroaso:
********NIGERIANS ARE NOT FOOLS************

********WE WANT REAL DEMOCRACY***********

********WE WANT OIL PROCEEDS TO BE USED ONLY FOR NATIONAL DEVELOPMENT***************

********YOU ARE NOT FOOLING US WITH YOUR SILLY DEMOCRACY WHEN A FEW PRIVATE iNDIVIDUALS OWN ALL THE OIL BLOCS IN THE COUNTRY************

*******USE OIL PROCEEDS TO DEVELOP THE NATION AND PROVIDE JOBS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO COLLECT MORE FROM THE MASSES INFORM OF TAXES*********

********WHAT SACRIFICES DID YOU MAKE AS PRESIDENT 7 PRIVATE JETShuh? OR 1 BILLION NAIRA FOR FOOD BUDGET**********

********NIGERIANS STAND UP TO YOUR RIGHTS, BUHARI AND JONATHAN SHOULD TELL US ALL THE PEOPLE WITH OIL WELLS/BLOCS IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA************

*********IF NOT THEN THE WHOLE DEMOCRACY IS A FRAUD THE SAME DICTATORS ARE STILL PULLING THE STRINGS OF THE SO CALLED DEMOCRACY***********

*********NIGERIAN OIL BELONGS TO NIGERIANS********

GMB/PYO
2015.
Word!
EducationRe: You Are A Genius If You Have The Solution To This Equation. by simplesimul(m): 2:24pm On Apr 05, 2015
Elthugnificent:
Give it your best shot.
[7.5] + [7.5] + [15] = 30

Q.E.D.
EducationRe: You Are A Genius If You Have The Solution To This Equation. by simplesimul(m): 2:20pm On Apr 05, 2015
[7.5] + [7.5] + [15] = 30
InvestmentRe: Angel Forex Traders Thread by simplesimul(op): 10:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
OLAMIMO12:
@OP......sorry for your trouble. i hav few questions for you.
1. how long hav you been in trading?
2. hav u ever withdrew any of your profit before now?
3. from your experience, going back to fx market is a right step?
till i hear from you, take heart
I've been trading live for 2 months after fine-tuning my trading strategy for a year with dummy accounts. I use a scalping strategy with moderately sized lots. I planned to make my first account withdrawingl after 6 months of trading.

Forex is definitely my thing and will go on trading more wiser as I go along.
AdvertsRe: Forex Traders Forum by simplesimul(m): 8:57pm On Apr 04, 2015
I'm an average retail forex trader with an account in ForexTime (formerly Alpari), Nigeria and I'm in trouble.

I lost money I could not afford to lose when I got margine-called on Friday while trading the non-farm jobs data news. Borrowed money.

I'm feeling so sober right now and it occurred to me that if ever I was in the position to help a troubled trader by direct financial help, if I could I would. 

Could I receive like help now from fellow traders?

The challenge for would-be helpers is knowing if one is truly deserving.
InvestmentAngel Forex Traders Thread by simplesimul(op): 8:40pm On Apr 04, 2015
I'm an average retail forex trader with an account in ForexTime (formerly Alpari), Nigeria and I'm in trouble.

I lost money I could not afford to lose when I got margine-called on Friday while trading the non-farm jobs data news. Borrowed money.

I'm feeling so sober right now and it occurred to me that if ever I was in the position to help a troubled trader by direct financial help, if I could I would.

Could I receive like help now from fellow traders?

The challenge for would-be helpers is knowing if one is truly deserving.
SportsBreaking News! Tiger's Playing The Masters by simplesimul(op): 8:50pm On Apr 03, 2015
SportsRe: Tiger On The Prowl by simplesimul(op): 8:46pm On Apr 03, 2015
BREAKING NEWS! Tiger's playing the Masters! After much speculation:
https://mobile.twitter.com/TigerWoods/status/584072902359658496
PoliticsRe: Another Mystery Discovered Surrounding The Victory Of Gen. Buhari by simplesimul(m): 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2015
A certain man in his forties became the 44th president of the United States 44 years after Martin Luther King Jr's prophetic "I Have A Dream" speech that declared that men soon would be judged not by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character. That man is Barack Obama.

Sai Baba!
Jokes EtcRe: Drop Englsih That You Will Remember Patience Jonathan For!!! by simplesimul(m): 9:02pm On Apr 02, 2015
"APC party, they always like to be changing name - very soon they will call there self EBOLA"
SportsRe: Tiger On The Prowl by simplesimul(op): 3:04am On Apr 01, 2015
UPDATE: Tiger shot a practice round of 18 at the haloed grounds of Augusta today, and fans like me take this strong signal as a pointed intention to play the tournament next week and hopefully prove his critiques wrong... C'mon!

Tiger's on the hunt!
SportsTiger On The Prowl by simplesimul(op): 12:09am On Apr 01, 2015
Lady's and gents, guess what?

Where going to have ourselves a thrill of a golf tournament - and I mean the hugest of them all: Augusta National.

And it looks like one Eldrick Tont Woods would be playing, afterall. Tiger would be competing in Augusta!

http://mweb.cbssports.com/golf/eye-on-golf/25130486/six-reasons-tiger-woods-is-going-to-play-the-2015-masters

The above link tells us why one professional golf writer is convinced of Tiger Woods last minute showing:
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by simplesimul(m): 12:24pm On Mar 31, 2015
boardmem:
ma formal v.c
I presume your statement refers to the heroics displayed by prof. Jega who apparently was your alma mata's former vice chancellor, and that you are proud of the man.

However, your english grammar... Can prof. Jega be proud of you back. *Note: my last sentence is a rhetorical question which does not necessarily require a question mark*
PoliticsRe: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by simplesimul(m): 11:09pm On Mar 30, 2015
Fellow Nigerians...

Welcome to a new era.

An era of governance that shall be people-serving, straight from Aso Rock that will percolate down to the lower tiers of government to effect the desired CHANGE enjoyed by the masses.

Three times I have canvassed for Buhari in the past and now FINALLY...

Sai Baba!
SportsRe: LIVE: WRESTLEMANIA XXXI - Roman Reigns Vs Brock Lesnar by simplesimul(op): 1:38am On Mar 30, 2015
So Hunter sneaks a win.

Was actually rooting for the old WCW lord, Sting, who for many years had refused to sign up with WWE. Darn it
SportsRe: LIVE: WRESTLEMANIA XXXI - Roman Reigns Vs Brock Lesnar by simplesimul(op): 1:18am On Mar 30, 2015
koice:
Orton picks up a victory in a spectacular fashion.
You guys are rockin it.

And here we go... dddoinkKgKgKkkk!!!! - the Beast Incarnate soon takes centre stage...
SportsRe: LIVE: WRESTLEMANIA XXXI - Roman Reigns Vs Brock Lesnar by simplesimul(op): 11:15pm On Mar 29, 2015
Debroslink:
Streaming all the way...
Way to go man.
SportsRe: Wwe Wrestlemania 31 (wrestling) by simplesimul(m): 8:16pm On Mar 29, 2015
originalking1:
Let the game begins...........! In less than 3hrs. The long awaited mania 31 is here again.
I wait with baited breath.

My best match I think would be Sting taking on Hunter.

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