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Education / Re: Oau Result Is Out by simplicit(m): 10:17am On Jul 15, 2010
The link is www.eportal.oauife.edu.ng. I have been trying to check my result for 3days now, but the result is not displaying anything and sometimes it says that my serial no is invalid. dnt knw what to do next.
Education / Re: Yabatech Post Jamb Registration [2010/2011] Has Commenced by simplicit(m): 9:17am On Jul 12, 2010
u guys should state the form amount and beating around the bush huh
Education / Oau Post Utme Result Is Out: by simplicit(m): 8:44am On Jul 12, 2010
Hi guys the result of Saturdays post-utme result is out, if u already have the result checker just go to www.eportal.oauife.edu.ng, wish u best of luck!!!
Education / Re: Oau's E-portal (p-utme) by simplicit(m): 12:35pm On Jul 05, 2010
@Dr Ayo, are u sure the registration will close on the 8th. Pls reply cos i haven't done my reg.
Education / Re: Study Abroad Abolutely Free (a Lifetime Opportunity: Don't Miss It) by simplicit(m): 12:19pm On Jul 05, 2010
Ok guys enuf of this ok? If u want it for free just beg me for it and i will pity u and give it to u free ok or are u too big to beg? huh
Education / Re: Study Abroad Abolutely Free (a Lifetime Opportunity: Don't Miss It) by simplicit(m): 6:08pm On Jul 03, 2010
Hey guys why do you want to crucify me? all becos i said u shld pay for it huh? Oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee good things are not for free. People like u perish becos of lack of knowledge. I sorry for you. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Education / Re: Study Abroad Abolutely Free (a Lifetime Opportunity: Don't Miss It) by simplicit(m): 6:16pm On Jun 25, 2010
i dont have time to trade words with you ok, People like dont have ambition, and u shouldnt influence others. Knowledge is not cheap, it is not for free ok, it will cost u something, but if u think am a thief for trying to help,no probs, u can go to hell for all i care @tigerpaws
Education / Re: Oau Post Utme Is Out Get The Info Now by simplicit(m): 6:05pm On Jun 25, 2010
Hey guys, i have the questions and answers for (maths, Eng, Govt & Economics) from 2006 - 2008. I also have questions for all the subjects from 2007 to 2008. So if u leave around Ikeja, Agege, Ogba, Iyana-Ipaja or if u feel u can come down to Agege i will give them to you to make copies. Call, 08068048858 or 08058463166. Seun is the name.
Education / Re: Study Abroad Abolutely Free (a Lifetime Opportunity: Don't Miss It) by simplicit(m): 11:43am On Jun 24, 2010
I dont blame u, people like u will end regretting@ tigerpaws
Education / Re: Study Abroad Abolutely Free (a Lifetime Opportunity: Don't Miss It) by simplicit(m): 10:37am On Jun 24, 2010
This is an opportunity u shld grab with both hands
Education / Re: Study Abroad Abolutely Free (a Lifetime Opportunity: Don't Miss It) by simplicit(m): 10:53am On Jun 23, 2010
u are right i forgot to tell u that the the E-Book will cost u #2000 only. I paid for it also ok and i can't paste the E-Book here because it is not for free. You don't acquire knowledge free, it cost u something and this will cost you just two thousand naira half of the amount i paid.
Education / Study Abroad Abolutely Free (a Lifetime Opportunity: Don't Miss It) by simplicit(m): 3:19pm On Jun 22, 2010
Fellow Nigerians, are you tired of written Jamb and post jamb every year? are you tired of the sick educational system in Nigeria? do you have zeal and will to study abroad?. Here is your answer and an opportunity as well to study abroad without paying a penny on school fees.

Their are many countries who allow student to come from other countries to study in their country absolutely free, countries like Denmark, Sweden, Finland, e.t.c. But i will suggest Finland because in other countries the admission process is somehow complicated.

I will start with masters, if you want to study for masters in Finland, you must go for TOEFL (Test Of English as a Foreign Language) pass it, then you will now sit for their exam, pass that on also, you are in.

For undergraduate course, you don't need TOEFL, all you need is your O'Level certificate, go to their website (their website is on the E-Book i will introduce to you) register and wait for the date of the exam.

NB: Undergraduate applicants does not need TOEFL

The school's portal will be opened on October and closed February.

After registration the venue of the exam will be communicated to you through your mail. usually for West Africa their examination center is always either Abuja or Ghana.

You can be working while studying, a list of website where you can look for job on line is included in the E-Book mentioned above.

I don't want to talk too much, all the info you need as been compiled into an E-Book. Admission into 4 countries was discussed exclusively, in the E-Book.

E-BOOK: the E-Book contains info on how u will go about everything, it will guide from the beginning to the end.

So what are you waiting for!!! this is an opportunity of a lifetime,

If you are interested in the E-Book contact me through either mail, dsameasme001@yahoo.com or Tell: 08058463166, 08068048858.
Education / Re: Warning! Page Strictly 4 Doze Wo Score 200 N Abv In Utme & Chose O.a.u As 1/2 by simplicit(m): 2:03pm On Jun 22, 2010
Hi i scored 231 in my post utme, i chose OAU as my first and second choice also Accounting as the first choice course and International Relations as my Second. whats my chance of getting admitted.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Friends Younger Sister by simplicit(m): 5:13pm On May 28, 2010
Thanks Guys for your various advice. i'll try and sort myself out
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Friends Younger Sister by simplicit(m): 4:12pm On May 28, 2010
Yeah I know but am a changed person now and i don't know how to convince him
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Friends Younger Sister by simplicit(m): 3:54pm On May 28, 2010
My fear is he is not going to accept because he knows that i do flirt around alot and that was before he left for school, but the last time we talked he asked about some of them and i told him we are no more together. and really am a changed person now.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Friends Younger Sister by simplicit(m): 3:43pm On May 28, 2010
Really? tell me how did u go about it @abrahym
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Friends Younger Sister by simplicit(m): 3:38pm On May 28, 2010
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Romance / Love In A Mental Hospital (should She Be Released?) by simplicit(m): 3:36pm On May 28, 2010
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have~

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna Promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim Out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now Considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the News she said, " Edna , I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound Mind.


The bad news is, Jim , the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"



My people, should she be released??
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Friends Younger Sister by simplicit(m): 3:31pm On May 28, 2010
She is 18 and am ready to marry her
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Abut Long Distance Reationship by simplicit(m): 2:49pm On May 28, 2010
Yep it works, and still working, though doesn't work for some but it works for me and we are still rocking. what matters is communication
Romance / I Am In Love With My Friends Younger Sister by simplicit(m): 2:32pm On May 28, 2010
I am in love with my friends younger sister, in fact we are both in love and currently dating, but my friend doesn't know and she also does not want him to know but i feel i am betraying him because he is a very close friend of mine.


What should i do? should i tell him or not because inevitably he is going to find out one day, but she doesn't want me to tell him
Education / Now That Post Jamb Has Been Suspended, How Will Admission Be Conducted? by simplicit(m): 2:09pm On May 28, 2010
It was earlier said by JAMB registrar that post JAMB was a mistake that a long process to correct and that it will not be easy to stop post jamb so because of that post JAMB will be written this year, early this morning i read that the house of rep had ordered the suspension of post Jamb. But my question who will then offer admission to the student. the school or JAMB
Educational Services / Re: Study Free In Germany, Usa, Italy, Iceland, Finland, Sweden, And In Norway: by simplicit(m): 1:38pm On May 28, 2010
jamesmart is right u can study abroad for free but what he is saying that i don't like was the fact that he bought the E-Book for 5,000 that's a lie from the pit of hell. I have the E-Book also. U can contact me for more info. here is my mail, dsameasme@gmail.com or call, 08068048858, 08058463166
Education / Re: The Best University In Nigeria? by simplicit(m): 1:32pm On May 28, 2010
The best university in Nigeria is simply OAU, no doubt about that
Education / Re: Study Abroad, Pls Help by simplicit(m): 1:23pm On May 28, 2010
You are just been confused, why stressing yourself going back to write O Level all because you want to have master in another cause entirely different from the one u studied. I'll advice you to just stay in the line
Education / Re: The Final Cutoff Is Out by simplicit(m): 1:16pm On May 28, 2010
Enuf of this guys, we are mature and we should behave like one. If the chick doesn't want to give out her ID probably for the reason best known why don't u let her be and focus on why u are on these thread and please the cut off mark is not yet out, just that post jamb had been suspended.
Education / Re: Post Ume Is Now A Thing Of The Past! : Effective From 2010. by simplicit(m): 11:44am On May 28, 2010
You better believe it because it is true, but the only thing am not sure of is the fact that it was abolished, i only heard it suspended which means anything can happen.

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