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hi, i just got the invite too.
did you go for it?
are they authentic?

pls reply. thanks.

for the 2nd question: the condemned stood at a spot while all the marks men supposed aimed at him with one eye closed thereby not aiming at the exact target and jst aiming around him and after firing their only bullets they all missed because targeting with one eye closed gives a false image of the target. Q1: the man was probably lounging in his compound and slept off and dreamt of himself sunbathing on the beach wen 3beautiful ladies accosted him. The 1st one being very beautiful would av insinuated that that's her husband to be cos the guy is to die for. The 2nd woman wud av shoved her and insinuated that she was going to be his wife. While the 3rd woman would have actually been the real wife trying to wake him up in reality about a man that just strolled into their compound. Looooool

goodass: kwarekt, spicey. clap 4 yasef.


ow abt ds:

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

two options: wait till the sun goes down or open the door to the magnifying glass room and leave it open then lure the dragon into it and shut it and walk away thru d dragon room. But you never did tell us if does other doors lead outside. Option three: climb out through the roof. Option four: break or tear thru the walls made of cardboard.

caseless: identify the creature, its habitat and what's doing on the image.

it's a dolphin that lives in the sea and is probably puffing out smoke. Lol

Jbluv55: I kinda agree; the first word I saw is TEAM and then I saw WEALTH

what happened to fun b4 wealth

tosomaju: 70% should see the same first word

coach, tea, team

tosomaju: .

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Jbluv55: Good Morning all. How many faces can you count in this Faces-in-the-Rock/Forest Picture.
https://brainden.com/images/11faces.jpg

10 faces

*whistling and strolling by* *waving-hello everybody*

no one is perfect... The person you killed is dead *hilarious* no captain obvious he was killed to live again *sarcasm* anoda translation: bros e, d person wey u kill don kpai. Bobo to gun lobe yen ti ku mehn

obinna002: GNLD

thanks bro, cash well saved. Ggod bless

see as person give assignment wey include 'comprehension, essay and composition' all in one and peeps are submitting ans for grading. Lol

why must some people be so vain, do you think a producer would actually sit down and watch his subtitles be messed up these way... Just cos you dont understand the Yoruba language and you let all these marketers aka pirates who are looking to make some fast 'dough' fool you with their incorrect translation you have decided to slander the entire race. Pls if you know you cant laugh at it without castigating the entire race i believe 'YABALEFT' would be best suited for you.

exxell: This is specially for the guys... What do you see?

one empty goblet and one full goblet *goblet means glass cup or wine glass* jst pointing out.

fdigital: Can you identfy the other creature in the pic.

i see a frog, a horse and a rhino

30005. Dont fault me oo. I learnt from a great economist

hello house, i got a txt message frm NEW AGE RESOURCE their address is somewhere on Yunisa street near Olowu street in Ikeja but not Toyin street. Is this the Same New Age Resource pple have been mentioning. I need to know cos i supposedly have an interview there 2mrw

Gotten invitation like 2ce now and I kip wondering why they won't jst stop.my friend warned me about them.

Alcohol - that drink content that causes drunkenness and falls in the gutter!!!

My question is this, is it OKay to take alcohol
If yes, WHY
If no, WHY NOT

If it's wrong to take the likes of GULDER, STAR, GUINESS etc. Is it as well wrong to take palm wine aka pammi cos ℓ̊ think they all contain alcohol

MY Fs GO PLENTY PASS RIVER NIGER.

Just like that, we were anxious to get into the program.
We then got in, faced the rigors.
Now we can't wait to get out and the question looming on most people's mind is "what do ℓ̊ do next after this service?"

To everyone out there, it's been great being in this family house. To everyone, plan your way out don't just pass out.

One love guys.

To those serving in Ph let's connect.
Lagos peeps, connect as well, cos ℓ̊'m based in Lag.

Ff@Yehmi

it's like most of you missed the part that she said it's her first love.
@OP, i know how you do feel, first love seems like nothng can match up to it abi?

he cheated, you caught him confronted him and he's trying to excuse it cos he has EGO, you moved to ur sis place and he never made effort to come and see you or reconcile or even explain his actions.
6months in btw and not a single phone call or text, now you want to make excuse for him and go and apologize. this time he may use you more like a door mat to clean up after his done outside.
i jst hope you've note opened ur legs to him cos he wud seem to have conquered you.

it may seem this is the only love you will ever have, bt trust me it's not, it wont be. give urself time to grow, i sense you are still very young.

true love is still ahead of you.

vivian chinaza: Oh yea, right! When apologising, she should also go with the following;

10 white cocks.
1 white goat.
100 tubers of yam.
10 kegs of palm wine.
1 basket of native kola nut.



Nonsense!

that's not all

add to it,
the teeth of a mosquito
the eyelash of cockroach
the saliva of a crocodile
and the breath of a lion.






errant nonsense

Shollypopz: Yes Onila!! Yes!!

Slim ladies are the best!! #Repping team slim b1tches

i tire for ladies oo
if na person call you bitch, you go say na curse word. now see this one repping tem slim bitches.

SMH