₦airaland Forum

What is it with the initial uppercase letters of the texts in this report?

Trading good writing for useless fashion or what?

“They hid me, repeatedly had sex with me and gave me peanuts,”

They gave you peanut?

You mean if they had given you much money, it wouldn't have bothered you?

No need stating how little they paid, that is entirely out of it because it makes no difference even if they were paying her 100k per hour. 12 old men taking turns on a 12 year old is nothing but bestiality and should be treated as such.

Seconded.

We can't continue to remain indoor because of one disease that defies prevention and cure.

If the disease is what God wants to use to wipe humanity, there is nothing we can do about it.

Therefore, let's get back to business, the thing don taya me.

I thought drones are flown while boats sail on water? Which one be drone boat again

Is it that it can fly and still sail as a boat?

Btw, laff want burst my belle.

While human beings are out there seeking for how to make ends meet, one clown is on standby on nairaland waiting for my comment so he crosses it. Honestly, the living God is really a wonderful one. Choi, na person pikin you do like dis? 

Las las, we may end up adapting to the new medical situation. COVID 19 defies prevention and cure, no wahala.

But luckily for we Black in Africa, it is a bit mild, compared to the western world with their cold environment. In Nigeria, admit an infected person, give him some malaria drugs for 2 weeks or thereabout, he is cured.

Like seriously?


I don't get it, is there any payment for chest beating? Cos I still can wrap my head around this, as in why people do chest beat.

Can someone enlighten me pls on what exactly I'm missing.

Juliusmalema:
Lol


So your state ended up not giving anything to others.

Pretty sure and yet you couldn't name one single thing.


What a damned liability.

Yes, my state doesn't contribute anything to Nigeria, it only sucks.

You may now tell us your state and what it contributes.

Juliusmalema:
I hate noisemakers.

What is your state giving to others?


If your state is California ,name it let's see what it is giving to others....


Don't Know my states sounds like you defeating your own argument?


What do you give to others?

Okay, my state doesn't contribute shimgba to Nigeria, it only sucks. Is that not what you want to see?

Now, tell us your stare.

Juliusmalema:
Leave pretty sure and answer simple question


What is your state giving to others?

The question is not hard.

Name the state and what it exports to others?


Liability is a disease.

Pls, stop quoting me. Go to voa BBC and CNN, buy 23 hours per day for 20 years so that the universe will know imo has gas.

If I tell you my state, you will only end up typing gibberish, so stop quoting me.

Juliusmalema:
Not wtf

How many do u give?

You don't know my state, do you?

Now that imo has gas, I suggest you go to CNN, BBC, voa etc and buy 20 year adverts, 23 hours per day and be drumming it into the ears of the universe that imo has gas that Nigeria is stealing.

Very funny pipu.

Juliusmalema:
Which one is your state giving to other states?


This is not what you see but what you give..

So because of gas, make we no see road pass again? Pretty sure you don't know my state.

Sammy07:
But South South has been feeding the Country too.

As in eh.

I just taya. Wtf

On this gas from imo, I have seen about 10 threads talking about it.

Just imagine the crude oil gotten from delta, rivers, Bayelsa and akwa Ibom are from imo, Anambra, Enugu and Abia state. I swear, nobody go hear word again.

Just gas that used to be flared, see how they are disturbing everybody. Nawao.

mystery22:
Yoruba slaves Better obey your masters before they burn osun state to the ground...weakling set of people...

Pls are you igbo?

Just asking, having tried to relate your comment with the topic but to no avail?

He should contest again.

But needs to beg ipob miscreants not to support him. If not, na another exercise in futility.

But as it stands now, ipob miscreants are strongly behind him. Conversely, same miscreants are against BAT.

Accordingly, the coast is clear for the Jagaban.

So where is obj and babangida?

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Mysticwebb:
A simple question, that requires a yes or no answer. You typed all these without answering the question.
I have seen where your problem is coming from.

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Instead of reading the well explained response and learn, he is here demanding for a "yes" or "no" answer. Is that your limit?

There is a big difference between "on going" and "will be". Which "yes" or "no" gibberish are you talking about?

Really?

This double of late lamidi cownu keeps running his mouth.

Now, he is talking about the wife of the VP who is a yoruba. When you respond, ipob miscreants will start pushing their filthy snouts everywhere.

I ask, is Oludolapo Osinbajo a member of his online country? Is it his virtual house arrest?

There is nothing late lamidi cownu and his ipigs haven't done or said within their hooves to see Buhari is unpopular. They said: he has died, he has no certificate, he is a tyrant, he is a thief, he is lifeless, he is nepotistic, he is a cattle rearer, he is illiterate, to mention but a few.

Up till this minute, their hooves are still digging the ground to get a more befitting idea to run him down.

But, as the saying goes, who God bless, no man can curse. By the time the miscreants realise this, they would have completely wiped themselves off the earth surface.

Ride on bubu, we patriotic Nigerians are strongly behind you.

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stevnwigw1:
When President Mohamadu Buhari was viling for election in 2015 he promised the teaming unemployed Nigerian youths that he will create 1 million Jobs for them yearly, 6 years down the line the current administration was able to employ 500,000 youths that were paid N30,000 Naira monthly. Most of them, about 70% were graduates and were posted to the state public primary and secondary schools across the 774 local government areas in Nigeria. Some were posted to man the health sector and others were posted at the various state ministries of agriculture to educate the farmer on how to make more profit by planting correctly.
After four years, the President Mohamadu Buhari led administration is planning to either lay off or restructure them and bring in new beneficiaries, in the Minister's words "The current batch A is blocking the new set from coming onboard." Meaning that, there time has relapsed as they have stayed 40 months as against the 24 months earlier agreed upon before they resumed.
My take on this is that, if the government does that, then there is no difference between Npower program and NYSC. In NYSC the graduates stay employed by the government for 12 months. Meaning that the President Mohamadu Buhari's administration has not really contributed something new in Nigeria unemployment sphere. Thus may have no legacy that is unique to its name, after they are gone.
The government should find a way to engage these youths permanently ,doing that will write his name on the sands of time.

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I thought npower is a scam Buhari is using to steal money.

He goofed.

Why did he greet muslims?

For this reason, he has lost the votes of all ipob miscreants.

bolaayenimo:
Trash comment. What has this got to do with journalism??

DanseMacabre:
Look at this one. You're blaming a writeup that is as clear as day when you should be blaming your level of comprehension.


SMH.

The headline says "Kogi people paid for my legal services - Yahaya Bello".

It means Yahaya Bello made this comment himself. But it is one of his commissioners that was quoted.

Now, if you have issues with simple comprehension, it will be more appropriate you enrol in English classes. Better than coming to a public forum exposing yourself.

Which type of junk journalism is this?

Headline
Kogi people donated for my legal services - Yahaya Bello.

But in the story, it was Kogi State Commissioner for Information and Communication, Mr Kingsley Fanwo that was quoted directly. No where in the report was Yahaya Bello quoted.

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Chimaraymond455:
Please my Yoruba friends is it true that awolowo committed suicide by taking rat poison? This rumor have been since flying all over nairaland?

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The topic is about ojukwu, stick to that and stop polluting the thread with distracting gibberish.

Ipob miscreants agree with Wuhan authority, and at the same time, agree with Trump.

It takes extreme foolishness and inferiority complex to be in such pathetic undecisive situation.

Late ojukwu own was even better, at least he fought for some times before he ran to ivory coast disguising as a woman. And he was granted asylum, which is in order.

The case of late lamidi cownu is pathetically rotten. After creating his online country and kept threatening to bring down the "zoo", it was late Jack the nkita that had the balls to wait for an ordinary python. The con artiste didn't think twice before taking the closest escape route to isreal and later found his way to UK where he ran his mouth like tap.

You mean Borno contributes 0.61% while Ebonyi contributes 0.55%?

Can someone help me look up the meaning of the word "parasite" in the dictionary?

I have no doubt, those people who worship money are the transporters of those cannabis.

Now this is the real hero.

Sickle cell, two chronic illnesses and now Coronavirus.

You might be weak medically, but in the real sense, you are very strong.

I always see sickle cell patients as very strong warriors.

I don't understand.

As in to test one person na 50k?

And govt has paid for 16,000 tests?

So who own the test kits?

Who are the govt paying to?