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Politics / Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Of The Netherlands Police, By Osoufia by simplyme3(f): 7:06pm On Aug 15, 2007
they simply got bitter because you did Osuofia in London - they want you to do Osuofia in Netherlands parts 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10. You dont need to worry about the story line - u already have it - so - dont u know Europeans are jealous? You did Osoufia in London so u must do Osuofia in Amsterdamn - hahahahahahaha.
Politics / Re: A Sweet Wind Of Change Is Blowing In Nigeria! by simplyme3(f): 4:17pm On Aug 15, 2007
yes - a sweet wind of change is blowing - imagine exchange pound for 2.5Naira and Dollar for 1.4Naira? All the so called diasporians will cry cry cry.
Romance / Re: Help, Am Beginning To Hate Men by simplyme3(f): 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2007
a virgin at 26 is a sick woman.
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 2:15am On Aug 15, 2007
and u call yourself graphic don.
Romance / Re: Help, Am Beginning To Hate Men by simplyme3(f): 11:38pm On Aug 14, 2007
these days - who want a virgin anyway - well, u are surely goin to find out that u are the only virgin in this whole world, a virgin at 26? wo - my pastor is doing deliverance - please come and join - i am sure u ar joking - if u say 21 - we can manage - but at 26 - ol' girl - it is something else o - no man wants to marry a virgin these days - no one wants to marry someone who has no experience - don't u get it? if i am u - tmrow - i will ensure i have sex sex sex - common. According to research - women who says they are beautiful are actually very wowoistic - so quit doing this to yourself - one thing is sure - u hate men or not - u can not remain a virgin forever - it is a man who will still break your virginity - put his long, bent oko inside wet wet wet obo - dont u get it?
Health / Re: I Have A Fibroid: What Do I Do? by simplyme3(f): 11:24pm On Aug 14, 2007
@Poster - do u want to take to the advice of Nairalanders?

Why have u done this to yourself? Do you think they mean well for u? Common - u should know them by now - dey will only laugh behind u. Why not go to church? Your health problems is not a public issue to be discussed, they will only frighten u - go to a health worker and listen to what your doctor says, please.
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 11:18pm On Aug 14, 2007
this is oko - farm

Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 11:10pm On Aug 14, 2007
This is Obo - monkey

Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 11:07pm On Aug 14, 2007
the same way BabyOsisi

Obo - Pussy

obo - monkey

obo - fall down

obo - it peeled
Politics / Re: Oprah Winfrey Is Tripping! by simplyme3(f): 10:57pm On Aug 14, 2007
she aint only tripping - she a slave child - leave her alone.
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 10:55pm On Aug 14, 2007
Babyosisi

Dont u know d following:

Oko d ick

oko husband

oko farm

oko stone
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2007
Omoge - thank u - babyosisi - dont be a stranger.
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 10:47pm On Aug 14, 2007
instead of us all to join hands to discipline him and to cast the demon out of him - u all are here trying to join him in his dirty mind? shio.
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dudes Walk Around Holding Hands? by simplyme3(f): 10:40pm On Aug 14, 2007
@Poster

its your moda foking dirty mind that is playing games on you - so if u see your brother and your sister holding hands now - u will start thinking? Look - may your oko bend go one side for this posting wey u don post here - oloko nla.
Politics / Re: Why It May Take Eternity For Nigeria To Move Forward by simplyme3(f): 7:21pm On Aug 14, 2007
and if it takes less than that - what will u do or where will u be?
Romance / Australian Farmer Blinded By Love In African Internet Kidnap Drama - Hahahaha by simplyme3(f): 7:11pm On Aug 14, 2007
SYDNEY (AFP) - A sheep farmer from a remote Australian community whose quest for love on the Internet took him to the jaws of death in Africa has admitted he was naive and is lucky to be alive.

Desmond Gregor, 56, flew back to Australia late Sunday after his close escape in Mali's capital Bamako, where he was beaten with a machete by kidnappers who also threatened to cut off his limbs.

Relatives who welcomed him said the farmer from the remote town of Hoyleton in South Australia state was blinded by love, and unable to see the scam for what it was.

Gregor admitted as he arrived back in the state capital Adelaide, with nothing except the clothes he was wearing, that he had previously been scammed by a potential Russian bride.

Asked on arrival if he had learned his lesson, Gregor replied: "I think so."

Gregor travelled to Mali to meet his supposed bride "Natacha", who had promised him a dowry of 100,000 dollars in gold. Instead, his captors demanded a 100,000 dollar ransom, which he had no way to pay.

"Just be careful. Make sure you check everything out 100 percent," said Gregor. "I reckon another couple of days and I wouldn't have returned."

Brother Phil Gregor, among relatives who alerted foreign affairs officials that they thought something was wrong, said his brother should have been more open about his relationship with "Natacha".

"You see this in a movie, you read about it in a book -- it happens to someone else, not you," Phil Gregor said.

"I really hope that the message gets out to people that they look after their family and if anyone talks about Internet relationships, that they can be open and share the mail with them to get an objective opinion.

"When you're in that relationship, it does seem that the reality of the scam doesn't show up to the person that is in it."

Gregor was held in an apartment in Bamako for 12 days after he was taken by men on arrival in Mali on July 27. When relatives in Australia began to receive emails imploring them to send him money, they became suspicious.

He was rescued when Australian and Malian police managed to convince the kidnappers he had money to collect from the Canadian embassy in Bamako last Thursday. The kidnappers escaped.

On arrival in Mali, everything initially appeared quite normal, he said.

"Everything was as to plan, I got off the plane and was met by this guy who dressed the part," he said.

"The first indication I had that there was something wrong was when we got to the flat."

The person that was supposed to meet Gregor was not there, he said.

"We walked in and there was one bloke with I would say a home-made pistol and another one with a machete.

"It's a bit hard to explain what I thought.

"I basically was wondering what the hell was going on and then they started demanding money -- then I knew things were serious."

Gregor said he was given beaten with a machete.

"I still have the scars to prove that," he said.

"I was tied, bound by the legs and that was only probably for a couple of days because they knew that I was going to cooperate," he said. "There was always one bloke sleeping at the door, there was no way out."

His captors got away with all the cash he had on him, 675 dollars (572 US), and credit cards


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070813/tod-australia-mali-internet-37b0eca_1.html
Business / Re: Breaking News: N100 To Become N1 By August 1, 2008 by simplyme3(f): 5:22pm On Aug 14, 2007
@yodiyokun

it just means - more idi and more ikun for you - u will become yodiyokun times ten - hahahahah.
Forum Games / Re: Who Is The Best Looking Male And Female On Nairaland? by simplyme3(f): 1:23am On Aug 14, 2007
all na wowo.
Travel / Re: Will U Get Off A Plane Is U Discover That 50% Of Ur Fellow Passangers Are Arabs? by simplyme3(f): 9:19pm On Aug 13, 2007
jump off if u like -

will u allow an Arab man treat u if u have a life threatening injury?
Romance / Re: Is He Really Cheating On Me by simplyme3(f): 9:18pm On Aug 13, 2007
thank God u didnt take d horrid suggestions of some relationship experts - good for u.
Nairaland / General / Re: Hmm: Imagine This! by simplyme3(f): 9:15pm On Aug 13, 2007
u r a squirell.
Religion / Re: Abomination! Obasanjo In Redemption Camp? by simplyme3(f): 9:15pm On Aug 13, 2007
@Poster

who makes u a judge to call someone an evil man? that evil man may go to heaven while u find your way to hell. be careful.
Travel / Re: How Do I Go About Getting To The United State Of America As A Poor Citizen by simplyme3(f): 9:11pm On Aug 13, 2007
pay your tithe.
Family / Re: Men And Their Families by simplyme3(f): 8:50pm On Aug 13, 2007
is this money from a genaral purse or from you? If he has been used to helping his family before meeting u and before the marriage, it will speak no good if u make him stop doing that, moreso u don't want the family to label u a bad wife because he stopped fending for his family.

The way u sound is a bit funny, his car is a stupid jalopy - at least he has one - i will never downgeade anything my partner has, even at that things worst condition.

His family is his family - his wife is his wife - two different things - if tha makes him happy - common let him do it, as long as he doesnt neglect his duty to his wife and his marriage.
Romance / Re: Do I Look Too Old? by simplyme3(f): 4:48pm On Aug 13, 2007
u be like opolopoeniyanwatikolewararaiwowalarawon.
Romance / Re: Do I Look Too Old? by simplyme3(f): 10:52am On Aug 13, 2007
@NajaHale

u r a goat
Family / Re: Mixed Breed by simplyme3(f): 10:48am On Aug 13, 2007
Do u know what mixed breeds are called? they r called chetahs, neither black, neither white -

Romance / Re: Do I Look Too Old? by simplyme3(f): 10:44am On Aug 13, 2007
@Poster

Have u tried the goat d ick thing? I just got an update from my herbalists, they say drinking goat urine mixed with groundnut also works.

sometimes - if u want to look and feel young - wear pampers under your trouser.
Family / Re: Is It Possible Today, That A Married Man Would Not Cheat On His Wife? by simplyme3(f): 7:53am On Aug 13, 2007
@N-joy

That is not the way it is - maybe with you, but dont generalise.

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