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Travel / Re: Obituary Of Two Brothers Who Died In Ghastly Motor Accident In Anambra (Photos) by SimSify(m): 6:11pm On Oct 05, 2020
These are my brothers..
Such a painful loss..

their dad's sister is my aunty..

May God rest their souls..

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Education / Re: Abosede Oyinlola: OAU Student Wins Osun Essay Competition by SimSify(m): 8:46am On Oct 02, 2020
Commendable..

this should be sustained..
Romance / Re: How I Watched My Husband Crumble Our Marriage On A Zoom Call by SimSify(m): 4:55pm On Oct 01, 2020
I will not Click ooo..
Give us the full story here

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Health / Re: Help My Girlfriend Is Epileptic. by SimSify(m): 12:23pm On Sep 28, 2020
Lalasticlala FP please..
Love is a beautiful thing..

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Health / Re: Help My Girlfriend Is Epileptic. by SimSify(m): 12:22pm On Sep 28, 2020
Go to a reputable hospital preferably a naval hospital sir..
Get a card, Book an appointment with a specialist and see one..

Google about the epilepsy and see how you can be of assistance to her prior to seeing the specialist..

Above all Be her rock and support system..

Don't leave her.. You could be the one destined to help save her

Prayer is key too.. Anoint her head with prayer
things will change..

God bless!

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TV/Movies / Re: Now That Big Brother Naija Is Over, What's Next? by SimSify(m): 10:14pm On Sep 27, 2020
Time to let Nigerian Youth know that Fuel price and Electricity bill has been increased and see if we will be united to fight this like they were United in voting for the winner..

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Politics / Re: El-rufai: Most People Think Governors Are Thieves by SimSify(m): 1:57pm On Sep 22, 2020
They are not thieves jare..

They are robbers and murderers.
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa: 'Lesbians Lust After My Hips’ by SimSify(m): 9:59am On Sep 01, 2020
May we not see, hear, or receive BAD NEWS in the morning..

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Travel / Re: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (week 6) by SimSify(m): 4:44pm On Aug 30, 2020
We will get there..

Lalasticlala please do giveaway..
Data Don finish..
No more first to comment, front page Don empty..
Religion / Re: 'Spectacular' Discovery Validates Biblical Story Of Queen Jezebel (Photos) by SimSify(m): 4:19pm On Aug 30, 2020
Is that so..
Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 9:45pm On Aug 19, 2020
johnkey:
You won't have happiness in your marraige simply because you are a simp who got a hoe do the maths, like I said before don't come here to disturb us when she starts sleeping around. I'm sure her sugar daddies were guests at your show of shame. I owe you no explanation on my background lol. you can go die now simp

My Brother may God give you peace..

God bless you abundantly..

Cheers to a Good life..

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Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 7:25pm On Aug 19, 2020
johnkey:
oloshi nothing good will work in your life, fück off Simp
If been married makes me a simp then I'm afraid your father is the Lord of simps..

Or probably you were given birth to out of wedlock or you don't even know your father..

Shame.. I pray you never find happiness if you ever marry..

My dear.. Your life is finished if you continue like this..

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Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 4:49pm On Aug 19, 2020
johnkey:
Congratulations hope you won't come here later to post how she's sleeping with your neighbor, I no get advice to give o

may that be your potion when you get married..

Will it kill you to say something positive..

That's why nothing good works in your life..
Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 4:47pm On Aug 19, 2020
fati2001:
wow, congrats may ur union last long in JMN Amen, any evil coming ur way shall be destroy by fire.

Amen.. Thank you

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Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 4:47pm On Aug 19, 2020
Tina001:
Happy married life. Your wife is so beautiful smiley

Thank you
Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 4:46pm On Aug 19, 2020
bjprodint:
will i ever experience this?

congrats!

Yes you will..
The Lord maketh everything beautiful in his time..
Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 4:45pm On Aug 19, 2020
GboyegaD:
Congratulations Bro. May your love never go cold and God grant you the wisdom to lead a godly home.

Amen.. Thank you
Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 4:45pm On Aug 19, 2020
KristaPretty:
8years dating= Two Bsc Degrees or One Bsc and 4masters degrees or even One degree plus 4years ASSU strike in Nigeria.

Congratulations on this graduation to the next level! grin

Na you know ooo
Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 8:42pm On Aug 18, 2020
More..

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Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 8:28pm On Aug 18, 2020
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Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 8:26pm On Aug 18, 2020
More of 16 August 2020

Family / Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by SimSify(m): 8:25pm On Aug 18, 2020
So 16th of August was my Traditional Marriage.. Miraculously we have been dating for 8 years and I love her and she is the perfect companion for me.. Nairalanders wish us good.

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Career / What Is Your Worth? by SimSify(m): 8:55pm On Aug 14, 2020
What is your worth are you an Asset or Liability to yourself?

Looking at your life right now what can you say about yourself are you an

Asset - Any component, model, process or framework of value that can be leveraged or reused. Or an intelligent asset.

Or are you a

Liability - an obligation, debt or responsibility owed to someone.

I'm not speaking in aspects of cash and properties, those are all secondary.
I'm concentrating more on your life value.

Sometimes when we go for interviews, the interviewer often ask 'what value can you add to this organization ' . This is the concept I'm drawing my question from.

I hope we all make this entertaining and also learn some life lessons.
Religion / Re: Lady Shares Her Experience As Churches Reopen In Lagos Today by SimSify(m): 10:49pm On Aug 09, 2020
Darkseid:
Good for the church goers, I usually stay on my bed till 11am on Sundays. Wearing facemasks and social distancing in the church should be among the funniest things that I've seen this year, I guess they're scared that their Lord can't protect them anymore.

My friend why..

FYI.. that was the government criteria for reopening church..

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Governor Akeredolu's Son, Babajide, Tests Positive by SimSify(m): 10:20pm On Aug 09, 2020
kiss

The son of the governor is the secretary of the covid19 response fund committee of the state..

Lol..

It has been predicted that there might be bloodbath in the forthcoming elections in the state..

Ondo youth.. Use your head, don't let #1000 send you to early grave oo.

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Romance / Question Of The Day: Is Your Partner's Enemy, Your Enemy! by SimSify(m): 5:20pm On Aug 03, 2020
For the sake of Peace in the House should a partner stop associating with anyone the other partner is having misunderstanding with..

Married or Dating!

Yes or No with reasons
Health / First Aid For Poison by SimSify(m): 10:37pm On Jul 31, 2020
If a person is poisoned by bleach, fuel, acid, drugs, fumes, etc, the first aid treatment you give can prevent death!


What to do depends on the type of poison & whether it's on the skin, eyes, inhaled, or swallowed.

What to do:

1. If the poison is on the #skin or clothes;

- quickly & carefully remove the victim's clothes

- pour large amounts of #water over the skin for 15 minutes

- wash skin thoroughly many times with soap & water

- move to the nearest hospital!



2. If the poison is in the #eyes;

- remove any contact lenses

- pour CLEAN WATER in the eyes for 15 minutes (DON'T USE SOAP!)

- encourage blinking

- move to the hospital instantly

Every second here matter & a slight delay could lead to permanent loss of sight!

 

3. For #swallowed poisons;

-follow instructions for the poisoning on the container.

-give some #water or #milk instantly (IF the swallowed poison is burning, irritating or caustic, & the person is awake, not convulsing & can swallow!).

- then move to the hospital

4. For #inhaled or sniffed poisons;

- instantly move the victim to a place with fresh air devoid of toxic fumes.

- if they vomit, turn their head to the side to avoid choking.

- if no signs of life (not moving, breathing, or coughing) start CPR!

- to hospital.



Please remember after attempting the first aid measures for about 15 minutes, you must rush the person immediately to a health center.

If possible, bring some of the #poison or #medicine & it's a container with you. 

And try to keep the victim from crying. 

NEVER TRY TO MAKE A POISON VICTIM TO VOMIT!

Don't stick a finger or spoon in their mouth to make them "vomit out the poison"!

If you try that, you'll cause further harm that can make the poison enter their airway & cause serious injury that kills faster!

Many #children, in particular, die of household poisons before reaching the hospital due to inappropriate first aid measures.

What we've shared today applies for both children & #adults of all ages.

From my experience, people frequently get poisoned by;

-Pain relieve drugs

-Smoke & generator fumes

-Pesticides & insecticides

-Cosmetic products

-Bleach & caustic soda, &

-Household fuels like kerosene, petrol & diesel

Poisons are hiding everywhere! In your bathroom, sitting room, kitchen, garage, backyard even office. Kids are particularly vulnerable.

This thread aims to make you capable of giving first aid treatment to a poison victim before medical help arrives.

Every person, parent, or caregiver must beware of the risks of accidental poisoning as their child grows up. Even as adults, we don't know when accidents happen.

A stitch in time saves nine.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need A Place To Stay (squat)in Lagos by SimSify(m): 3:13pm On Jul 31, 2020
dedons:
Do you think he will be that silly to come reveal such here?
And how does mentioning where he is working make home silly..

If he was to be working at my organization I would have hooked him up with someone..

Atleast I would be sure of his details and work schedule..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need A Place To Stay (squat)in Lagos by SimSify(m): 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2020
I also work at agbara.. what's the name of the company you are about working for..

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Open Fire On Borno Governor’s Convoy by SimSify(m): 1:26am On Jul 30, 2020
Lord have mercy!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Was The Shortest Time You've Ever Stayed In A Job by SimSify(m): 12:22am On Jul 30, 2020
Bankalert:
4 hours ��� Yoruba woman wanted to turn me into a slave as a cleaner 10 years ago ... How can you ask someone's child to scrub the dirty walls in your school in the name of cleaning instead of just painting the walls to give them a new look on top 5k abi 6k?? I ran and never looked back sha...
Some people sef..

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