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Business / Re: For Corpers only! by SimSify(m): 1:01pm On Mar 20, 2022
Affiliate marketing abi
Business / Agbara Market Demolished! by SimSify(m): 12:50pm On Mar 20, 2022
The Market at the Agbara Busstop, between Ogun state and Lagos state is currently being demolished.

Nigerians are suffering o.

Nairaland / General / Re: Snake Found In My Compound by SimSify(m): 8:05pm On Mar 18, 2022
No lie..

You screamed 'Holyghost fire' when you saw it..

You need to clean your environment bro, more of the snake might be around.

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Food / Re: See The Fried Ripe Plantain I Bought For ₦100 In Abuja by SimSify(m): 8:04pm On Mar 18, 2022
Lord have Mercy.. undecided undecided..

Go get your PVC
Family / Re: How Did You Tell Your Parents You Want To Marry? And What Was Their Reaction? by SimSify(m): 9:36pm On Mar 17, 2022
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Crime / Defrauded And Still Accused Of Placing A Curse! by SimSify(m): 8:50am On Mar 14, 2022
What do you think the accused woman should do?

Crime / Re: Decomposing Body Found In A River In Anambra State (Disturbing Photo) by SimSify(m): 5:49pm On Jan 16, 2022
Moyinoluwa35:
what can 5k do for you.... am picking two lucky people just quote me and drop ur account number ...will send tomorrow by 5pm

Transport fare to work and family feeding for the week.

2015959175
Kuda bank

Thanks and God bless
Politics / Re: Two Million Metric Tons Of Rice Smuggled Into Nigeria Annually - Senate Committe by SimSify(m): 3:48pm On Dec 02, 2021
..and it's never enough ,we need to smuggle in more.. Local production is not enough, even the farmers are killed and can't go to their farms.
The total quantity of rice produced in Nigeria is not sufficient for Lagos state alone not to talk of the other 35 states and Fct..

Even the Nigeria elite and our so called leaders don't consume local rice, they are even part of the smugglers!

Local rice is filled with dirt and very expensive but nutritious.

The government needs to do more:
Empower the farmers with the necessary machinery and support; make sure it gets to the genuine ones.
Secure our farm lands; farmlands should be safe from bandit and kidnappers
Local rice should not be more expensive than the smuggled one; work on the price..

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Education / Re: Guess The Subject by SimSify(m): 11:17pm On Nov 14, 2021
JAWBONE:


grin grin grin. Mr Chime, Adekoya, Iruamaka etc

You sabi them wella..

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Education / Re: Guess The Subject by SimSify(m): 10:03pm On Nov 14, 2021
Mathematics,
Mr adebayo, hopebay college, mazamaza, lagos.
06'_ 08'

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Family / What To Look Out For In Buying A Mattrass by SimSify(m): 9:00pm On Oct 31, 2021
I need suggestion on a budget friendly mattress, that can serve for a long time
Budget is between 100K-150k
Any brand is that is durable, soft and fresh.
Size should be for a couple (for 2)
Family / Have You Ever Won A Lottery, Giveaway Or Raffle Draw. by SimSify(m): 10:26pm On Oct 05, 2021
Like the topic says, Have you ever won a lottery, raffle draw, giveaway or a competition.

What did you win,
How did you win it.
When did you win it
How did it change your life.

And is there a chance someone else can win it now?
Education / Re: Depression: Kogi Teacher Commits Suicide Over Poor Welfare by SimSify(m): 10:01pm On Oct 05, 2021
Fex
TV/Movies / Re: 2021 BBNaija Season 6 Finale: Live Eviction Show (Shine Ya Eye) by SimSify(m): 8:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
ismex4real:
If White money win I will give #5k give away to 10 nairalanders.

0017595361 gtb

WhiteMoney for the money..
First bank
Ifeanyi Udoji
3089482837
TV/Movies / Re: Is There An App To Subtitle Videos? by SimSify(m): 5:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
Bestie01:
Download mxplayer den click on subtitles

Thanks..
TV/Movies / Re: Is There An App To Subtitle Videos? by SimSify(m): 5:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
Aeoner4:
Download VLC then from the menu, download subtitles

Thanks.. Done!
TV/Movies / Is There An App To Subtitle Videos? by SimSify(m): 10:33am On Oct 03, 2021
I just downloaded a movie, but found out the language is in Mandarin and Chinese.

How do I get subtitles(English) in order to enjoy watching the movie?

Please I need options.
Thanks
Politics / Independence Day : Say A Word Of Prayer For Nigeria! by SimSify(m): 9:01am On Oct 01, 2021
Nigeria is our own, Let's join hand and work together to make Nigeria great again!

Let's say a word of prayer for our dear country Nigeria.

No one prospers in a country he does not love.

2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Though the Nation might not look like what it should be, but prayer changes things.

For the sake of the Elects, our country shall be great again!

TV/Movies / Re: Who Wins BBNaija Season 6: Whitemoney, Liquorose, Pere, Cross, Angel, Emmanuel? by SimSify(m): 9:21pm On Sep 27, 2021
kally90:
For white money fans, it will end in premium tears.... This I have seen ���

You no see shit.. tongue

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TV/Movies / Re: Who Wins BBNaija Season 6: Whitemoney, Liquorose, Pere, Cross, Angel, Emmanuel? by SimSify(m): 9:19pm On Sep 27, 2021
WHITEMONEY FOR THE MONEY.. cool cool

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TV/Movies / Re: Photos From Big Brother Naija Saturday Night Party (Week 9) by SimSify(m): 11:09am On Sep 27, 2021
WhiteMoney the Champ..

Dishing out fashion goals back to back..

The MAN the CROWN FITS..

WHITEMONEY FOR THE MONEY cool

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Romance / Re: Tenants, Share Your Experience With Fellow Tenants by SimSify(m): 10:58pm On Sep 26, 2021
To pump water and lock the gate na the biggest work for my neighbor..
But she will always say a bucket of water is not enough for her to bathe with..
While bathing she keeps the tap running till she's done. Lol..
And funny thing is the pumping machine switch is behind her entrance door.. People sha..

Usually the last to get into the compound but expects other people to lock the gate.. Damn.. Some people are just annoying!

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Romance / Tenants, Share Your Experience With Fellow Tenants by SimSify(m): 8:11pm On Sep 26, 2021
Sequel to the topic on tenants experience with Landlord and Ladies.
You can read up here https://www.nairaland.com/6771837/tenants-please-share-experiences-landlords#106171884

Let's hear your experience with fellow tenantes/neighbours.

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Properties / Re: Landlords And Landladies Share Your Experiences With Tenants by SimSify(m): 7:40pm On Sep 25, 2021
Here to read

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Career / Re: His Experience With Female Banker(marketer) by SimSify(m): 9:13am On Sep 23, 2021
I believe anyone that has an intention of being with a partner already has the picture and specs of what they want or become attracted to persons for reasons..

In this case, friends shouldn't allow you settle for what your friends wants.. It should be what you want.
Don't let your guys make you settle for less so as to fit in..
You should fit in for who you are.. Friends are meant to compliment not complete..

In my pack, we support not oppress..
This your clique is not a good one..


For the little lady..
Take her off the job, set her up with something good, that's after letting your intentions for her known and she in agreement..

Change and upgrade her to your status

Be the change your guys will envy..

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Celebrities / Re: Fortune Ateumunname Is Dead! Davido's Personal Photographer Dies by SimSify(m): 9:18pm On Sep 21, 2021
Damn..

Haaa..
Nkan nbe..
Nkan nbe, labe orun..
Nkan nbe..

Rest in peace Bro..
God knows best!

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Health / Re: Ever Had A Bone Dislocation? Share Your Experience With Traditional Bone Setters by SimSify(m): 5:11pm On Sep 15, 2021
Fractured my right elbow when I was 8..
Was taken to a pharmacy by an aunt without my parents knowledge and given first aid, thinking it was a minor injury.
After a couple of days my arm was as fat as a mango tree trunk, parents came back from a trip and tok me to a traditional bone setter, he worked on my hand for some week but there was not an excellent result.

Family and friends advised my parents to take me somewhere else. In 2years I was taken to 5 different places and everytime we got to a new place the elbow is rebroken by the traditional bonesetter and the job of setting the bone starts afresh.. For 5 times..
Was in pain all those years till we gave up and allowed the last person do the final work.

Ironically till now you would still notice I have a fractured elbow.. Very very Noticeable.

They all did a poor work on me..

Parents would have taken me to Igbobi but we were told chilling tales of how they handle people, my mom refused.. Lol.

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Family / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by SimSify(m): 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2021
realestate99:
After school every day, we used to play football making my uniform dirty, my father usually ask if I usually roll in the mud during school hours but I usually lied that it was due to the rigorous work on the school farm.

Then a day came, the okada man my dad assigned to be transporting me failed to come but he has contacted my dad earlier in the day that he would not be available. My dad came to the school but most students were already out but he spotted a group of students playing ball near the school field.

I was enjoying the match when the ball went outside for a throw in, I was about picking the ball when I saw a figure that looked like my father, I just stopped suddenly, I couldn't move a nerve, the boys were shouting Wale !!! go and pick the ball,time is going. I did not even acknowledge their protests, I finally wake up from my slumber, my father was looking at me like an hyena ready to pounce on a rabbit.

I was looking for my school bag for almost a minute, little did I know that my bag was used as a marker for goal post, I carried the bag and the boys were shouting, wale!!! where are you going? we do not have another bag for making post!!! I did not even utter a word, later they saw me and my father moving towards the gate, I could hear their voices from the background saying, Wale don die today!!! so na him father dey look us all this while.


This is the funniest.. Lol grin grin

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Politics / Re: Soludo’s Politics Of Poverty, Market Photoshoot And Anambra 2021 by SimSify(m): 7:01am On Sep 11, 2021
Soludo Is the Solution!!
embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Do you still take Nigeria politicians serious?
Politics / Re: What Happened To FG's 'Change Begins With Me' Campaign? by SimSify(m): 6:58am On Sep 11, 2021
Just like a lady that cannot hide her bad character for long in her husband's house..

Nigeria's polithefians cannot sustain a name/what they are not..

They knew there was never a good change only a decor to steal, kill and destroy and those BMC cheering them on as Saints.. Spits!!

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Celebrities / Re: {{zip_}} Download Drake Certified Lover Boy. 2021 by SimSify(m): 10:05pm On Sep 02, 2021
You are a thief..

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija Full Video - Angel And Boma Fight by SimSify(m): 9:59pm On Sep 02, 2021
Nkan nbe

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