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uncleseries:
A hotel work as a bar man in warri.
Started off with night shift. Around 2am early Saturday, we were already crashing cos there was nobody to attend to.
Three guys and a young lady coming back from night club drunk were making noise and disturbing the night looking for food that night. The cook was an elderly woman(I mean elderly). One of the guys slapped her and asked her if there is food, she said there is only egg sauce but she will prepare yam as fast as she can. The idiot slapped her again, I came down and slapped him back.
Manager came down, early mor mor they sacked me. lol just a night

I could have given him multiple slap that night that would have brought him back to reality..

HomerTimpson:
LL mine was 1night at a bakery back in 2014,while on leave and was broke and home was boring,i followed one of my guy just to have the experience,i was paid 500naira for the night,i slept all through next day like someone in coma LL

I can imagine.. lol

gburugburu is working..

Mine was 1day..
I resumed 8am and after I was told of my task as a Bank marketer and the commission I was to receive at the end of the month I endured the full day doing all the paperwork for the job.

After the days job I left and never went back.
They still call me after 4 months

If buhari can rejoice about the exoneration of the AFDB boss from the charges. why isn't he saying anything about the crises in southern Kaduna?.. or other places in Nigeria that is in Crises..

I can bet it he's not aware of AFDB boss or his situation..

How much is the 5liter of oil and the rice..

Redman44:
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How much does this one's go for..

Wailer report your location..
NB. White is a colour, it doesn't define who you are..

Op are you waiting for buhari time..
Drop the hit na.. sleep e have come ooo

Denique:

Please reserve 2 seat for me.. Front row.. not VIP..
Thanks..
OP please make it long and interesting.. Magu and NDDC wahala Don too much..

UFC police officers..

I pray they don't use the 'inconclusive ' term for Edo elections ooo

Cos the people of Edo will not accept that..

#EdoNoBeLagos

Baba is seriously aging.. Age with Grace Sir..

MUTERIKA:
I think it is per month, calculate the total in 12 places. my thoughts though.

With that calculations it will be close to a Billion so how did he get 330M

ukukaegbu:
The total I'm seeing there is not up to N90m.

Is that governor okay?

Exactly it's not up to the 330M.. I hope the governor is not chasing shadows!

ahahnow:
9047188731
Ivyhairline 
Fcmb 


Whoever owns that account scammed me. Ladies beware. I am still waiting for my wig since March

Use a bank app to know the name of the person.. then go to facebook.. find some of her friends and talk to them about it. and then you call her out on facebook she will be too embarrassed to ignore you..

I sorry.. sorry ooo
I sorry for Nigerians..

I sorry.. sorry ooo..
I sorry for Africans..

Nigeria government hitting us back to back with tax and price increase..

And Nigerians suffering and looking..

I sorry sorry ooo..
I sorry for Nigerians.

I sorry sorry ooo..
I sorry for Africans..

Las.. Las we all go dey alright..

I need a restaurant endorsement this season..

Shu..Nigerians are in Pakistan too..

idontbilivit.. �

IamMichael:
As a Barca fan, i still continue to dread the day Messi will finally leave us...

Messi has been a part of my life for the past 16yrs... Damn!
I know say e go pain me wella, no be lie!

that's the day Barça will start to crumble..

All the Electricity we need in this country is in Buhari's body..
What other explanation for always being in shock?..
He is Battery enabled..

May God deliver and save us from toxic relationships..

Nigerians needs to learn from this politicians..
in good and in bad times they always have each others back..

Nigerians needs to stick together like this people to fight this people..

Brothers-in-thief..

EastGold:
This is how they will bastardise the #EndRape awareness

My thoughts exactly.. this ladies will keep doing this things until people stop taking them serious..

instead of going to the media and calling this people out why not go to the law enforcement or report the case after which you come to social media!..

women will never learn..

solasoulmusic:
Love and Basketball, The Wood and Love Jones

Love and basketball.. I remember crying while watching that movie.. can't really remember all the scene..

Love and basketball

passion

Titanic..

Globalistic:
And what about Edo, Imo and Rivers States?

Wondering why you used this picture..

LewsTherin:
Your "matrimonial altar" is where ever you and your spouse are intimate.

Let me ask. If you move to another house in another state, what happens to your "altar"?

Hotel is actually meant for the right purpose but children of this world have spoil it plz don't just see hotel with your physical eyes. Hotel is more spiritual than you think.
Many spirit are associated with hotel,negative spirit.

I'd like to ask if this is true or Nigerians are just been too religious.. and does it really matter where the couple have their first night after wedding..

Where is the appropriate place to spend the first night?

Dear newly married couples... Stop going to hotels to spend your first night with each other... The same bed hired by some men to sleep with prostitutes is where you lay your marital alter... Its not just wrong, its stupid.
Even if you have one room, sleep with your wife in your one room. Sex is spiritual. Don't mess up your "foundation" (Over sabi people will now say
I'm being religious... I'm being spiritual dear)
ARE WE TOGETHER?...

ugh..
And what are you promoting as the Minister of Power..
when God said let there be light.. remember pastor Fashola God said There was light and darkness comprehended it not..

Mind your Business sir..