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PoliticsRe: Ajibola Ajimobi Lambasts LAUTECH Students by Simsima2(f): 3:51am On Jan 17, 2017
For the people who cannot clarify information before posting it

PoliticsRe: Ajibola Ajimobi Lambasts LAUTECH Students by Simsima2(f): 12:23am On Jan 16, 2017
Ahhh, but this poster fall hand o. I went to school with Ajibola Ajimobi, and that is not her, it was not her that made that statement. if you even google Ajibola Ajimobi, you will see that it is not the same person. See as the girl just chop curse for nothing
Jokes EtcRe: Play Safe, Always by Simsima2(f): 2:07pm On Mar 11, 2008
Lol, gud 1 poster
Jokes EtcRe: Assholes by Simsima2(f): 1:53pm On Mar 11, 2008
Good 1
No need 2 commnt if its an old joke, how far,,Nightnurse u suppose clap 4 urself
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by Simsima2(f): 1:50pm On Mar 11, 2008
Angel
FashionRe: Photos Please What Is Wrong With This Photo For A Nigerian Magazine? by Simsima2(f): 6:15pm On Feb 27, 2008
I really like d pic, people please be realistic, d make up is perfect, its called photography effect, hence d colour of her face. D cigarette is absolutly fyn, afterall women do smke, its not like d cover says "THE PERFECT WOMAN", n about her nails, I bliv it'll b hard 2 c a smoker with prfctly good nails , oh n pls her hair goes perfectly wel wiv her eyes grin
Jokes EtcMale Parrot: Female Parrot by Simsima2(op): 5:54pm On Feb 27, 2008
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem . I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, " Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, " Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"
Jokes EtcRe: The Best Joke Ever! by Simsima2(f): 5:40pm On Feb 27, 2008
LOL, dats funni mehn, wat is evn funnier r d cmmnts pple leave bhind, y do u hav 2 b so harsh huh
FamilyRe: My Mother Want Me To Marry A Lady I Dont Like by Simsima2(f): 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2008
If your family doesnt talk 2 u, then dont tlk 2 them, theyv failed the 1st purpose of a family, 2 support u, give u advice n respect ur decisions. BuT if it comes 2 d case wen its d day b4 d wedding, jst dont show up. On d other hand, dis girl seems 2 have a strong influence on YOUR family, I suggest u c a Pastor SHARPLLLLYYYY!!! grin
RomanceRe: Pls Help It Is Urgent by Simsima2(f): 5:27pm On Feb 27, 2008
ahnahn, WAIT!!!, Is dis a once in a while thing or an everyday thing?
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need Advice Because I'm Driving Myself Crazy by Simsima2(f): 5:22pm On Feb 27, 2008
Honestly. I think u shudnt tel her. Just keep ur frndship going, if she really feels d same way, she myt get bored by u not saying nethng and decide 2 bring it up 1st. I bliv in taking d risk, but ur frndship seems 2 deep 2 risk nethng at d momnt. If u decide 2 bring it up den I say let it come as a joke. But jst let d frndshp go on, u nevr knw wat myt happn. Gud luck with ur decision wink

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