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Romance / A Pastor Was Trying To Cast Out Demons Hiding In Her V*g!na, Then This Happened by simzco1: 8:46pm On Jul 25, 2016
A randy pastor has landed in trouble after he brutally r*ped a female church member while trying to cast away demons allegedly hiding in her v*gina.

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A well-known Durban pastor in South Africa has landed in trouble after deceiving a church member by telling her he wanted to remove demons hiding in her v*gina, and ended up r*ping her.
According to Mzansi, the unnamed pastor is now being investigated by the police after two young women reported that they were sexually abused by the man of God.
Speaking about the incident, one complainant revealed he told her she had demons and he wanted to exorcise her. The other complainant says the pastor invited her to his place to cook for him. Once there she revealed that the pastor r*ped her on the couch. She is currently receiving counseling.
“I want him to be arrested because when he called me to his house, he knew that he wanted to r*pe me. I went to his house because he was my pastor, the person I was submitting to at church.”
Speaking how she was r*ped the second victim revealed that the pastor abused her many times while saying he was anointing her. She says she knows of other young girls who suffered the same fate.
“He told me he wanted to anoint me but he will have to put oil in my private parts so that he can get rid of the demons, because if he prays for me demons will hide in my private parts.”
The pastor refused to be interviewed on camera. But he denied the allegations in a recorded interview.
“No I cannot appear on television, Sir. I am a pastor. I cannot appear on TV and that’s actually what she wants, so my name can be thrown all over. So I cannot take that Sir. I am sorry about that,” says the pastor.
Police have confirmed that two cases of rape have been opened. They say the dockets have been sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions to decide on the matter
Romance / Ways To Date Two Ladies Without Getting Caught by simzco1: 6:03pm On Jul 21, 2016
Greed and indecision often make men want to have more than one girlfriend at a time. The idea of having all the qualities they could think of in only one woman is appalling


It has almost become a norm for a man to have a steady girlfriend and still keep a trail of side-chics. Basically, men would always be men; seeing two ladies at the same time is fun and thrilling to them. Being in a relationship for too long could bore them out and make the affair less fulfilling. They most times decide to add the spark to their lucid moments by juggling two women at a time.

1. Smartness


For men who want to explore and have more than a girl in their lives at a time, you have to be extremely smart and intelligent to pull off an infallible scheme as that. It would be necessary to draw a workable plan that would not clash with obtaining other life goals and objectives. The plan should be measured against chances of failure and success in order to draw a plan B.

2. Identify The Categories of Women


Every man should know that ladies cannot be placed in one group. It would be wise to place every potential girlfriend into the appropriate classes which are Alpha Woman and Subordinate Women. Alpha women are the independent career oriented women who place relationships as the least prioritized event of their lives. On the contrary, Subordinate women are the ideal home keepers. They are all about attending to the needs of a man and starting a family of their own. Note that none of these women should be a neighbor or co-worker.

3. Combining The Categories


To date two women at a time, they would have to belong to different classes. It would create chaos if two Sub women are being dated at once. It would wear you out keeping up with women who crave attention. However, two Alpha women could be seen at a time. They are always too busy to keep a tab on you. The best combination nevertheless is one Alpha and one Sub. The Alpha wouldn’t suspect you’re cheating and the Sub get to feel like she’s the only one.

4. No Direct Link


There must be no direct link between the two women. Try as much as possible to run an underground check on them. There should be no chances of them being school mates, neighbors or sharing of a mutual friend. It wouldn’t be funny citing them at a distance sharing a drink on the same table. They should have different qualities and if possible shouldn’t share common interests.

5. Set A Priority

It wouldn’t work trying to treat these women equally. They have different needs; and your priorities should be set according to this. The Sub woman automatically becomes the major stake holder; she outs all of her heart into the relationship while the Alpha becomes the minor stake holder.

6. Screen Who Gets Freedom


Avoid making the women be on the same page; the Sub has more time for you so it’s natural to return the favor. Don’t give Alpha the same privilege as the Sub; giving her a spare key would give her the chance to sneak in on you. Alpha could be forsaken if things get awry. They are easy to replace and wouldn’t cause much drama.

7. Moving Too Fast Trick

At some point, the mental exertion gotten from handling these ladies could wear a man out. When Sub wants more than you could handle or give, telling her the pace at which she’s moving is too fast would naturally make her soft-pedal as she knows the implication of saying that. This old trick could be used for either of them.

8. Avoid Same Day Dates


Not only is it not wise for you to fix a date with both women on the same date; it would be lethal if one arrives too late or too early. Ladies pick smells and have eyes for little details. Don’t take Alpha to Sub’s favorite bar and Sub to Alpha’s.

9. Codes And Alibis

For each of the women, there should be an alibi; someone who would cover up your tracks and double check your stories. Also employ the use of codes when with friends to prevent them from screwing things up by slipping and passing lewd remarks.

10. Stick To A Story

Even with the help of the above, things could go wrong one day. When this happens, be prepared. Stick to a story so as to avoid mixing up details of events with the ladies. Body languages should be checked as they tend to give one out.

Remember to remain protected in your thrilling-juggling adventure. Save yourself and your partner a future devoid of disease. AIDS is real
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Romance / Re: Dear Girls, Dear Guys : A Relationship Advice (4) by simzco1: 12:48am On Jul 21, 2016
hahahahaha... The guy is still a learner. I still remember i posted about how to date two ladies without being caught. Read here==> http://www.howtower.com/ways-to-date-two-ladies-without-getting-caught/
Romance / Re: What Would You Have Done If You Were This Lady? by simzco1: 5:50pm On May 07, 2016
Romance / Re: 3 Things To Do If She Comes Over To Your House And Refuses To Have Sex by simzco1: 1:20pm On May 06, 2016
Frei:
Is it by force to have sex with her
Whatz now the essense of dating her..?? esp if she is just a side chick grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Men Don't And Will Never Cheat On Their Wives by simzco1: 9:34pm On May 05, 2016
nice one
Romance / Re: A Girlfriend Did This, To Her Cheating Boyfriend. by simzco1: 8:41pm On May 05, 2016
hmmmmm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by simzco1: 12:43am On May 01, 2016
Please will the screening start and be concluded on sunday 1st of May, What if i can't make it to lagos until Monday. Urgent Reply needed
Also please someone should state explicitly the credentials we are to bring Thank you

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