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Ok

This gurl has started diz year again

Frankicent:
Hmmm somebody call 911

Maka why

This is crazy

oldfoolnigger:
Made in hungary nokia ba3 ....em match ur phone?

mine na chinko o!


Make e no burn my charging port

He should talk about the causes of the stress to you.
He should read books about people with similar experience too nd how they overcame theirs.

Take him out often nd make him avoid lonely places.

Time will heal him.

Btw op are u sure u nt the one? Abi ur gf didn't enter 2017 with u

thesuave10:
Hehe sure you didn't. You got an instagram account?

nope

tHaPsAmIsT:
This is an impropriety agenda, with inevitably displaced tratontacy. The level of intramural demographic situation is nothing to write home about. It is a polished concept of trammel conjure!!!

in English pls

thesuave10:
You can run but you can't hide sinaj

lol

I no thief na

oldfoolnigger:
Pls no thief person's husband..am 100% available...can last for 3hrs and 30mins

which ba3 u dey use abeg

Ma know weda e dey compatible with mine

For d 1st time in a longtime Airforce1 opened a reasonable thread.


I hope it continues diz way unlike d Milo nd Milk threads

thesuave10:
It's ok sinaj. You can tell me anything over lunch at happy bite

u nd diz happy bite sef

bonfreregong:
Aunty fantasy period is over.

it ain't fantasy jore

That's why I don't like telling people things

Gofwane:
wake up! You've been dreaming,...

So you want me to believe you are dating dj khaled ko?

May be it's his poster you hung on your wall that is causing such nightmare

enemy of progress

This is no imagination everything for real

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Come, let Ooh Mpa choke you small...

You wee taste and see that the Lord is gud [/color]

akant cum nd die on ur bed
abeg check d next female poster

gsainttrinity:

sorry for the long epistle... naija problem no reach wey man go lose him sense of humour?

lwkmd!

Wetin make u no leave d problem for 2016 ni

gsainttrinity:
I don't have low self esteem.. and. I don't crave for physical validation of how I look.... in fact I don't say "thank you" when I am complimented.

As a guy I have used that method many times to boost ego deflated female folks with very low self esteem.

I have nothing to prove..... I am just your ordinary guy as I believe no one could be very beautiful or handsome.

but still strikes me in the above situation was her sincere admiration.

bros u too serious haba!

thesuave10:
Which part of port Harcourt did you guys meet?? Happy Bite ?

no o!

Not happy bite.

He came to see my dad to negotiate for my dowry. But immediately I walked in, he looked at me and said Baby you beautiful, Baby you smart, Baby you a genuis! As a matter of fact I ain't negotiating anymore.

He opened his briefcase, brought out stacks of dollar nd gave my dad.

My dad looked at me nd said Smart baby, get your clothes nd follow ur man

No 3 tho

U wantu use style nd kee sombori shild abi

I watched d video nd was really inspired.

God bless her

I did o!

For kingdom dance dat year

princewaldex:
na DJ Khalid told you dat??

yea he did

gsainttrinity:
I was studying with a course mate in one of the school halls, when suddenly a dude walked in with swag.
the babe looked up and admired the guy then called my attention to him.

she said "look at guy, is he not cute?"

I said " sure the guy is good looking"

and very true the guy is attractive with nice hair cut and all that.

then she turned to look me in the eyes and said

"You are more handsome than that guy!!"
I was like .....Wow!!

I have had women compliment me on several occasions but after many years, I can't forget what that girl told me. We didn't date or did anything of such..

that's the most platonic compliment of my life....

picture of ur cuteness or adonbilivit

Mightyraw:
Khalid said that,
Thats proly a mimic

yea I know


Khaled said it to me

Mightyraw:
As a matter of fact u a genius

yea I know

martyns303:
Now that I have ur attention, IG @martynsnet. I'll DM

no wahala

Best compliment I ever got is... Baby you smart! you beautiful! You a genius!

konjishild:
and the dude speedily removed his pix#truth is bitter lol

I evn rushed to check his dp too

buygala:


Egbon, with this face wey I see for ur dp, na im one babe say "you are handsome"

I really need to know the kind of weed that babe smoked that enabled her pull that kind of stunt with a straight face

u wicked o!