₦airaland Forum

bedspread:
AND WHICH PASTOR TOLD U THAT?

IF YOU DECIDE TO SOW THE MONEY U WERE CHARGED FOR SURGERY THATS EXCELLENT FAITH... IF YOUR FAITH IS UP TO THAT, WONDERFUL...
BUT NO ONE IN CHOSEN WILL CAJOLE YOU TO DO THAT

Like i do not know what i am saying, his wife that brought him into the church has left already... What kind of faith is that... Heaven help those who help themselves. Read the story of the 10 Lepers.

what do you need certificate for wen you have made all the money you need to make without the certificate... and the school can produce the certificate shey

bedspread:
YOU BETTER SHARAPPPP SO U DONT CARRY WAHALA THAT YOU CANT CARRY

OGA SWERVE... WHICH WAHALA A PASTOR TELLING YOU TO SOW SEED WITH THE MONEY THAT IS MEANT FOR YOUR SURGERY KNOWING FULLY WELL WHAT THE MONEY IS MEANT FOR.... TELL ME ANOTHER THING

sekundosekundo:
It is a lie Chosen Mopol is from the same town with me. They are evil in their family.

Just go to ABA and asked about Emejiaka family or Umu Emejiaka, you can even call someone in Aba they will tell you about the family. They are known for anything evil.
When Police invited her to come and explain b'cos in that evil video, she mentioned police. She ran away till today.

What did your uncle said?.

Tah!!! it would be a futile effort to change your reasoning, you are already in the chains of these religious slave masters.

Let the exam officer make this public and not through SR and pin it on a dead professor.... The VC confirming he graduated only gives Dino the upper hand

ExInferis:
And all you read in the news is pastors knocking up girls, shagging members' wives, defrauding others, buying mansions and cars for questionable celebrities.

But membership in their cults swell.

Now they're so bold they don't answer to pastor; they call themselves "men of god", whatever that means.

Any man looks me in the eye, tells me he speaks with god or he took a trip to heaven and back or placed a curse on someone or brought a dead baby back to life....i'll simply walk out on that crook.

I just laugh whenever i hear such things

sekundosekundo:
Have you been to Lord's Chosen before?.

I no wan even go there... A personal experience with an uncle is enough for me to dislike that place wit all passion. i guess you have watched one "chosen mopol" video that circulated... She narrated a story that was quite similar to that of my uncle.

Please, how does this concern the masses

But, Sahara Reporters ought to get their facts straight before making this public. Which ever way this turns out, Sahara don cook 5billion worth of beans

ExInferis:
"Prosperity" you mean.

They no longer preach salvation and the supposed humility and simple life of jesus.

Now it's all about dedication of cars and houses, seeding for wealth without hard work, pregnancies without consumation, promotions without merit, marriage without suitability, and spiritual victories.

They pander to the blackman's love of fantasy, laziness, superstition, and deferment of individual effort to some cosmic force like some frigging jedis.

Meanwhile, the silly sheep get mired deeper into poverty while the pastors and apostates fly high and live large without any other source of income.

The average pastorpreneur is richer than the gaddam pope.

It's been 2,017 years since jesus supposedly died. So far not a trace has been seen that he cares about the sheep, nor whether he really intends to return.

Nonetheless, the sheep keep "sowing" while the pastors grow bloated, obnoxious, and ever daring.

Did you ever see the video on youtube where that charlatan TB Joshua was fighting satan's best friend?

Look it up, it's a hoot. Even the last scene of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 is more convincing.

The bold words just me laughing hard... Nigerians just want it quick. The Nigerian Church is like every business venture... "where is demand, there is supply"....

There are pastors running different departments.. One is for single people, attend his church and you'll miraculously find a partner. Another is for women search for fruit of the womb, wen a woman goes there, she get pregnant miraculously and the list goes on..

ExInferis:
I lost 2 kids. I know how parents, especially mothers, react when their kids ain't breathing.

And that dazed kid is looking as right as rain.

Another stage-managed sham to part fools with their money.

Seems the church is now more lucrative than oil and gas.

Sorry for your loss... The name "Jesus" is highest selling brand name in Nigeria

My dear, On behalf of all Romacelanders and Nairaland as a whole, we all think you are very childish and silly

Chai... see height, see correct shape... all just waste because you want to sit in a car with AC that ur dad doesn't have...

ExInferis:
Bwahahahahaha...

Christians.

No wonder Apostate Suleman is spending your hard earned money on oloshos.

Your son "died" on the way to church and you still have the presence of mind to continue on to the church instead of running wild back home to your people.

Lols.

That poor kid was sedated with 50ml of Coflin.

My brother, i am not just understanding the story at all at all.... when did the baby die? and looking at her sef, she doesn't look like someone who supposedly lost her baby, hours ago

so she carried a dead child all the way from her house to church, sat possibly for hours with the corpse before the baby got resurrected... INTERESTING!!!!!

sarrki:
OK sire


so who should handle it?


Beer parlor or wadata plaza


Gej is still confused

sometimes i wonder if you comment as a learned person or you just comment as a herdsman

Well said, making a whole lot of sense... which means as long as you can control the judge, the political office seat is yours not minding the electorates decision.

You won't follow "Tunde" in Mareire out of even "Jude" in Jaja but u decided to follow "unknown" man out. Anyway Rest in Peace

Abeg, we aren't asking for too much, just present the certificate and not issue a statement.

First it's Killer Number, now it's lagoon that's angry, maybe next It's the bridge has a mind of its own

I have this friend, she's in her early 30s and she's single. I mean no BF sef not to talk of getting married anytime soon.

Now, there's this guy she's bleeping, she claims the sex is good but she cannot have anything serious with him because he has a "serious girlfriend". Then I asked her if her likeness for him is beyond the good sex, she answered in the affirmative and also affirmed that the guy wants something too. Then I told her to go for him and make him hers.
But she was like she cannot ruin someone else's happiness, that she rather remain single.

Please what's your take on this??

This girl na just Drama queen. So u know u get fake accent bah? Just be embarrassing our biafran queens upandan.

Mehn!!! Lai Mohammed blamed herdsmen from Libya and Mauritius, now this one is blaming Ghana.

She doesn't like Muslims

Wow! Lesson to the "I trust my partner" kind of people. To you she's a virgin, to the other guy, she's his sl*t.

sinaj:
truth

Your Most sexually sensitive body part

topsam1:
And the transcript can't be forged either abi? I suppose u be nigerian nao...I'm not saying he actually forged, but just reminding you its possible.

How can u forge what u can't see? U dey school so?

Now this is how they scot free

And how long did it take him to condemn the killings in Southern Kaduna, Agatu, Enugu and other states his kinsmen has been rampaging? This govt. Eye service no get part 2

omenkaLives:
You don't need a transcript when you aren't going to a different school from that where you earned your requisite degree. If he claims to have obtained his first degree from ABU then he doesn't need a transcript to do his masters at ABU, his cert or statement of result would suffice.

But I believe all these would have been verified before he was offered admission, right?

Lmao.... and the trend continues. Where art all thy Government defenders? Incorruptible govt indeed. Wetin concern me sef