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dmcdad:
Which kind talk be this one na?

Besides, no be only Nihilist dey find six pack ooooo. I dey find 8 packs to help this my gulder belle.

Abeg to avoid stories that touch, smuggle one come out for me jare.

I can't help you out on this one. Too late.


We've started a movement on Twitter:


#Operation Bring Back Boateng's Share Of Hype and Overrated.

dmcdad:
And for sinizia who said Terry shut Messi all the time they played against eachother, you should know the entire team shut Messi and not Terry.

This is what happens when you allow sentiment to blind you from fully grasping what someone posted coz maybe it doesn't favour Messi. Na wa for you o. Read carefully what I wrote before you lie against me. I'm not too dumb to think one man can mark Messi excellently without help. Here's what I wrote. . .

sinizia:
Na him o. The same jonky wey Messi take sweep floor for Camp Nou. Na em dey insult Terry with. Terry who's among the Shekpe defence that shut out Messi for many years from scoring against Cech till Cech went to be managed by the Prof of Failure (Wenger). No mind Dayo, his brand of weed is from Kuvuki Land.

For those of you asking me where hype and overrated are sold, I come bearing bad news. Reports reaching me have it that Terry the Patron Saint of Hype and Overrated Suppliers, has given an immediate order to CIA, British Intelligence, MI5, NYPD, SARS, DSS and FBI to lock up No. 2 Pound Road, Aba and 53 Iweka Road, Onitsha, where hype and overrated are sold legally. The instruction is for the remaining 50 Hype and Overrated to be given to Boateng so he can finally join the likes of Terry that have passed the nomination stage. Terry is really sorry for the dashed dreams and inconvenience this might have caused to the likes of Níhilist looking for 6-packs.

sebod:
I will personally pick Terry over Boateng any time any day. But, I think it's unfair using Boateng's fall against Messi to ridicule him. Afterall, Messi can rubbish any player at any moment. If in doubt, ask Madrid defenders

The first time I encountered this dumb Boateng-over-Terry comparison, I never used Messi-Boateng dribble to base my judgment. I can't coz I can't even count the number of defenders Messi has disgraced. I also didn't bring it up yesterday, I only concurred. My issue is not that Boateng is wack. I know when to drop rivalry and acknowledge a good player. Boateng is definitely among the top CBs presently. If Man Utd would get him without paying over the tops, I'll be happy. Smalling needs a good partnership like him. My angst is insulting Terry and our collective intelligence by rating Boateng over Terry. He didn't even use defenders like Ramos, Nesta, Cannavaro, etc., it's Boateng. WTF is Boateng to be better than Terry coz he won the WC/beasted a WC final? You know a reason is beyond myopic when "beasting" a WC final is the ONLY criteria to rate a player over the other.

Boateng beasted and won a WC final, but who in his senses will rate him above Maldini that won and beasted none?


Rivaldo beasted and won a WC final. Even Rivaldo will slap anyone that rates him over Ferenc Puskas. It's a taboo to try such in football.

Goetze is the man of the match in a WC final, Villa was among the backbone of Spain's WC victory, can any sane human rate them above the LEGENDARY EUSEBIO? They are not even in his level!! Fúck the WC!!


Just to win an argument, someone's line of reasoning is making Boateng better than Maldini. If this kind of madness is allowed to fester on this section, one day someone will rate Eto'o over Ronaldo of Brazil.

darkenedrebel:
...he just doesn't like John Terry, it happens...Boateng is not even better than Taiye Taiwo...comparing him to JT is like juxtaposing gold with pyrites.

...is it not Boateng that Messi used to do training at Camp Nou?...every dropping of the shoulder & nutmeg he used against Boa constrictor in that match was a hit, back to back, pali to pali...

LMAO!! Abeg, good night. Make I no use laugh wake my neighbours up.

Breaking News: either one of I Go Die or BasketMouth is rumoured to be the one operating the Raumdéuter moniker. No wonder.

erusen:
oboy weed is becoming cheat this day oh

Guy, you never "chi chum chin!!" Let me give a quick example of Raum's hypocrisy which I call Raumdeuter's Hypocrisy 202!!

Few days ago, Dayo was using ORDINARY NOMINATION for FIFA and UEFA team of the year to insult EPL defenders.

raumdeuter:
Lucky to be in a CL winning team beasting the CL final, Lucky to be in a world cup winning team beasting the world cup final

Lucky to be named among the nominees for best defender by UEFA and FIFA

when would any EPL defender have this kind of luck

Competence is what mediocre people call luck. To them Messi was lucky, Einstein was lucky, Obama was lucky

But this night, he changed his position like a chameleon changes its skin color. See his hypocrisy. . .

raumdeuter:
Awards are mostly popularity contests

All of a sudden, the awards are trash coz it's not favoring the average Boateng. Terry has OVER 10 awards from UEFA and FIFA (the two organization he trusts), but he called them all HYPES and OVERRATED.

But guess what? Boa Constrictor has JUST 2 NOMINATIONs (he didn't make any of the team) and he changes his mouth and said FIFA and UEFA that hypes awards are now CORRECT.

erusen:
and he is even using world as a criteria imagine messi Neva win world cup,will I say ozil is better than him

Yes o!! Messi has not won the World Cup or beasted (Dayo's grammar) its final, so Goetze (WC man of the match) is better than Messi!! LWKMD!!

AdeLaNa1:
Lmao! Waz all diz??

How I react to Dayo's atrocious hypocrisy!!

darkenedrebel:
... ...

LMAO!! Dark, follow me see reasoning of someone.


Maldini (along with every top defender that didn't win the WC) didn't win the World Cup, he didn't turn out "at the most important matches of all," so BOATENG is greater than Maldini.


Ferenc Puskas and Eusebio, the legendary strikers are LESS than Torres coz Torres won the WC and they didn't. See someone's reasoning.


Telling me coz Boateng won the WC, he greater than John Terry is his prime. What a clown!!

erusen:
am a barca fan but I won't place boeteng with the same class as Terry, wait a minute the same dude that fell to the guy when he perceived messi's body odour

Na him o. The same jonky wey Messi take sweep floor for Camp Nou. Na em dey insult Terry with. Terry who's among the Shekpe defence that shut out Messi for many years from scoring against Cech till Cech went to be managed by the Prof of Failure (Wenger). No mind Dayo, his brand of weed is from Kuvuki Land.

raumdeuter:
Thats the difference between those who watch games and those who believe the media hype

Some players are media darlings and that is where they deliver. in the pages of newspapers and on websites

Boateng delivers on the field, Terry delivers with the media

Show us where Terry has ever in his career delivered in a high profile game a Final of the many he has played. Boateng delivered in a world cup and a CL final

Do you actually proof-read your posts before you post in order to cross-examine and mitigate your glaring hypocrisy from coming to the fore? Mr. X rewards Mr. A, you condemn it as being overhyped. The same Mr. X rewards Mr. B and all of sudden Mr. X is now right so you applaud it? Coz Mr. B is your friend?

FIFA. . .

FIFA: Terry is in FIFPro XI
Dayokanu: FIFA is biased!!
FIFA: Terry included again
Dayokanu: Nothing new, we all know Carvalho is the one covering his azz.
FIFA: Terry makes it for the third time
Dayokanu: Terry is a MEDIA DARLING. Nothing shocking about his inclusion
Me: *reacts to the Dayo's lies like*
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FIFA: Terry keeps breaking records. He's in it for the 4th time
Dayokanu: SMH!! Terry is MEDIA's BOO.
Me: *confused like*
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FIFA: Terry cements his legacy with a 5th inclusion
Dayokanu: Terry is MEDIA's ex-girlfriend!!
Me: *i know deep down Dayo is like*
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FIFA: Terry makes FIFA '06 Team of the Tournament
Dayokanu: *in a fit of rage* it's a blatant lie!! FIFA you guys are crooks. How come? Terry didn't even see semi-finals. He didn't meet the finals. And he didn't even BEAST a final that BoaTANK has beasted? Wuruwuru don enter these awards. I knew it!!
The Entire world: *in shock like*
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FIFA: okay, calm down. You too dey harsh, Raumdeuter. Oya, Boa Constrictor will be NOMINATED ONLY for an award. It's not good he went from a reptile (Boa Constrictor), an armoured tank (Boa Tank), to a BEAST (beasting a final) and wouldn't at least get nominated.
Dayokanu: my nigga!! Now you are talking. I knew you guys were not biased in NOMINATING Boatank. Everything he did was hit back to back. From being at the bench at Citeh, to riding on Hummels' success story, to finally beasting a WC final. Iyalaya every EPL fan. Boateng ti take over!! Egbon Nihilist, if Terry needs a WC medal, let him come and take it.

The Whole World: *reacts to Dayo's hypocrisy like*
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UEFA. . .

UEFA: Terry is the defender of the year
Dayo: it's all hype. He's not worth it.
UEFA: Terry makes it a double
Dayo: He has hype and "overrated" that's why he won it.
Me: *I'm like*
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UEFA: it's a triple defender of the year for John Terry.
Dayokanu: how can Terry that missed a PK in a UCL final still win such an award? Hype!!
The Whole World: *ahn ahn!!*
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UEFA: Terry makes team of the year
Raumdeuter: UEFA awards for Terry are overrated
Me: Haba! The same UEFA that nominated Boateng and you praised them?
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UEFA: another for Terry
Dayo: another lie. Is it not Terry that puts his team in jeoardy? Lai-lai!!
UEFA: *filled with regrets*
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UEFA: third one for Terry
Dayo: and he didn't play in the UCL final that his team later won? I no gree
The Whole World:
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UEFA: and Terry makes it for the 4th time. What a feat!!
Raumdeuter: *rages* it's lie. You are wrong on so many levels. Whoscored.com showed that Boateng beasted the UCL finals. How can you not even NOMINATE him and you went for Terry that collected red card at Nou Camp? *in Orubebe's voice* We "wee" not take eet. No, we "wee" not take eet!! UEFA is biased. Platini cannot continue. Blatter come and be going. The whole world is disappointed in you. Even Edo oloshos are disappointed in you. We wee not take eet!!
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UEFA: no problem, we've heard your cries, wailing wailer!! Ok, Boatank is hereby NOMINATED ONLY for the team of the year. You can now troll Terry with it.
Raumdeuter: you be the baddest boss ever liveth!! I knew you are not corrupt, Buhari didn't probe you coz of it. No hype at all, Boa Constrictor truly deserves it. Up Bayern, Down Terry!!

Me: *seeing through your hypocrisy like*
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*in PEJ's voice* Raumdeuter, how many times did I call you? Kontinu!!

Dayokanu, they are selling hype in my street as I type. Buy 1 Hype and get 2 "Overrated" for free. With "hype" and "overrated" Boateng will finally be recognized. Tell him to rush down to No. 2 Pound Road, Aba and get his while stocks last. Don't come here next season to scream about "mere notifications." Hype is cheap and on sale now o.

raumdeuter:
The purpose of football is to stand up in those big moments.

Terry couldn't make to the semi-finals of the WC in '06. He didn't stand up at "those big moments". Sharp nigga - he went and BOUGHT hype from the Niger Delta militants in the creeks and got FIFA and the pundits to recognize him.

Vlaar and Ezekiel Garay won bronze and silver respectively. They knew they didn't stand up for "those big moments." Knowing that they didn't BEAST the finals, these baddest niggas ever liveth went and BOUGHT hypes from the mallam down my street and get FIFA and EVERY top sites to recognize them as the defenders that stood out amongst their peers. Heck Lahm and Hummels didn't BEAST the finals and at the risk of losing out to Boatank the BEAST, went to the Himalayas mountains to cop HYPE and made it into the team of the tournament.


But DUMB Boateng keeps coming late when HYPE is sold. Always too little too late to acquire his own hype even AFTER the "BIG MOMENTS"?


UEFA Champions League - Terry always the defender that never turn out for the "big moments." Terry the error-prone defender that always make sure his team is on the backfoot and headed for defeat. But wack Terry BRIBES Ander Firsk and Howard Webb and buys HYPE from UEFA through them and keeps getting accolades from UEFA YEAR AFTER YEAR . . Alaba and Lahm, the jonzing defenders checked Whoscored.com and found out that Boateng BEASTED them at the UCL finals and therefore deserve more recognition than them (according to your skewed logic), ran as fast as their legs could carry them to BUY HYPE through backyard from the corrupt Blatter and PLatini and cements their names amongst the finest in UCL.


But DULL Boateng was watching BBW pórn and forgot to ask Terry to show him how to get his own hype? Watch out, this season will end and yet Boateng won't use this free time he has now to buy hype to get him a place amongst the best. And Dayo will come back here boasting of a nomination.


*in PEJ's voice* Kontinu!!

raumdeuter:
Show me a CL final or a world cup final where ANY EPL defender especially Terry or Rio scored this type of marks in the final

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Men lie, women lie, numbers dont lie

This is numbers show any rating that has Terry or Rio score a 7.9 in a CL or world cup final like Boateng did

We are waiting tick tock tick tock

Is finals the only match in a tournament? Which kind of reasoning is this? When Madrid won the UCL, CR7 wasn't the man of the match at the finals. But he was unarguably the player of the tournament and won the WPOTY coz of it. Why didn't they give more recognition to Di Maria or Bale that performed in the final more than CR7? You be Chinua Achebe's Amalinze the Cat, you always come up with strange reasons in this argument of Terry and Boateng just so you wouldn't concede defeat. How do you even rate Boateng over Terry and sleep well at night without your conscience ripping your heart apart? Take this argument to Twitter, Instagram, FB or any top site and see even Germans will tell you Boateng is not YET fit to tie Terry's shoe lace!! Abeg, I don move on from this lame comparison. You know the truth but you'll never admit it.

raumdeuter:
Boateng was not only nominated for awards, he won trophies while on the field

Trophies like CL and world cup.

Tell us which of these John Terrible won while on the pitch playing

See, Oga Dayokanu, there's a THICK line between trolling a player/club with FACTS or throwing bants with rival clubs and making outlandish gaffes that makes one look shockingly daft. You've gone from Dimechelis ( a washed-up backup defender for Citeh) is a top defender in EPL to your favourite pastime - arguing Terry-Boatank issues.

You need to stop this annoying argument and stop placing Boatank above Terry. Show some respect to Terry goddamnit!! You always flip-flop on this issue. When Terry is involved you are quick to dismiss his individual records/honours and bring up the lame excuse of WC trophy of Boatank which Terry doesn't have, but quick to list individual honours including mere UEFA and FIFA NOMINATIONS to insult EPL defenders.

Oya let's see what UEFA and FIFA have in store for both ninjas. Let's start with FIFA. . .

Terry that you use mere nomination of Boa Constrictor to insult has actually GONE PAST THE NOMINATION STAGE (that Boatank is currently at) OF FIFA TO ACTUALLY MAKING FIFPro WORLD XI on 5 DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. In 2006, Terry DIDN'T WIN the WC, he didn't even reach the semi-final, but he made TEAM OF THE TOURNAMENT. So my questions are:


Shame no dey catch you ni that Terry didn't win a WC, but a ninja that you said BEASTED the WC finals didn't make ANY CREDIBLE SITE's WC TOTM? Not even KICKOFF Nigeria chose Boa Constrictor over Hummels who actually was the defence kingpin for Germans?

Why do you think any sane human will choose a player's ONE wonderful match to judge his ENTIRE tournament that's he's been hinging his performance on the main savior of the team, in this case, Hummels? For your mind because he imaginarily beasted a final, the defenders that were putting in dópe performances should be left out for that GP Tank?

What's your excuse of Boatank not making the team of tournament from FIFA while the lesser Terry makes it effortlessly? Don't tell me it's hype (the next line of funny defence you always switch onto). If you do, then the useless nomination you praise Boatank with is null and void!!

On UEFA. . .

Same story. UEFA gave Terry the defender of the year (generally o, not just in EPL) on 3 separate occasions, and included him in team of the year on 4 different occasions.


What are your excuses? Hype? He's overrated? If it's hype, then why can't Boatank buy his own hype? Abi his weekly wages can't afford him the hype? Or na Terry alone dey sell the hype? Terry has won this individual awards and you are here telling me about some mere nominations. When will Boatank actually make the team's line-up like Terry did?

How come the Terry you accuse of trying to truncate his team's plans and efforts is more recognized by UEFA and FIFA over the SAINT called Boatank that always plays for his team to win?

So what if Terry got red-carded in the semi-final against Barca and missed the final they later won? So what if Terry missed a PK in the UCL finals? Is he the only player to have done such? Since when is that a criteria to judge a great player? Stop these flip-flopping and lame reasons you keep bringing up. It's saddening coming from someone that has a good footie knowledge from you. This is a sort of argument I expect from Elfenomino1 the Gayner troll ( ).

UEFA or FIFA doesn't need Terry to win the WC to accord him the respect he deserved.

Puskas didn't win the WC, how many forwards that have won the WC are better than that devil?

Makele didn't win the WC, how many DMs that have the won WC have the DM position nicknamed after them?

Fernando Hierro nko? WC is NOT the ONLY criteria to judge the better player if not the likes of Torres are better strikers than Messi. For your info, Materrazzi has won the WC and UCL does it make him a better defender than Carvalho? Maldini, Van Basten, etc., are examples of legends that didn't win the WC but their achievements are never questioned.


Na this kinda argument led to Iniesta's brilliance being questioned and then got him linked with unproductivity. We need to disallow hate from beclouding our sense of reasoning. I dislike Terry VERY WELL coz of his off pitch antics but that doesn't mean I won't appreciate what he has done for the game.


I hate Looserfool FC, but I will never agree with SAF that Gerrard is not a top-top player.

My affiliation with C. Wahala (CR7) means I'll naturaly dislike Barca but that doesn't mean I don't spend long minutes on YouTube watching raw magic from Messi. There are when to draw the lines between hating and rival bants.


Let's stop these sort of arguments before we wake up one day to see someone saying Giroud is a better striker than Ian Wright based on "Goal per min STAT." Or that Ole Gunnar Solskjær was a better striker than King Eric Cantona.


So dislike Terry as much you can (I'm personally don't like him at all) but please don't disrespect what the ninja has done on the football pitch. The ninja has paid his dues in his prime and is now past his best, let Boateng reach Terry's heights first before you start rating him above him. For now, he's way behind Terry in the pantheon of great defenders!!

raumdeuter:
What does this mean?

It means Dimechelis has spent his better days as a defender at those listed places and he's now past it. He's a only a backup defender at Citeh.

AdeLaNa1:
Oga stop this rubbish. Demichelis is City's third choice CB. Seeing as the top two were injured, that's why Pellegrini played Demichelis and Mangala!!

Top defender my black azz

No mind Papa Dayokanu make em dey yarn megedefegede. Someone that's spent the better part of his years playing in South America, Germany and Spain is a TOP defender? A backup CB for Citeh? SMH!!

raumdeuter:
Who are the top central for City?

Even counting the injured ones who are the top defenders in City? Mangala Otamendi or Kompany? All are jokes

Only Kompany is a top central defender for City. City's defence has NEVER been this bad, shitty and porous with a FULLY FIT Kompany playing week in, week out. NEVER!!

chrisley024:
LvG's way; always giving false hope, watch him try a new tactic in subsequent games.

Exactly!! LVG gives you 2 good matches and then 5 bad matches in a row. I've stopped dreaming of top 4 finish after we lost to Westbrom. As long as I'm concerned, barring a miracle (which I don't believe in), Utd will play in Europa next season. I don't see this team going on a victory run for 4 consecutive matches.

Laveda:
Okay exercise little patience.

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Finally!!

AdeLaNa1:
We've finally won a game since Fellaini came back from injury. That nigga should just fûck off....

Fellani is not the problem or the cog in our wheel of progress. The Idíot that keeps playing him even when the whole world is against it is the problem. The geriatric móron of a gaffer that thunder will fire one day that keeps playing Carrick and Schweinsteiger combo even after the Retàrds (Gayners) ràped us coz of it, is the problem.


Give me someone like Mourinho and see that even Rooney will be made to sit up or get his butt kicked out fast!!

Laveda:
Don't underestimate me

I can surprise you..
You know it's for fun right? I can decide to try my hands.

Of course, it's for fun. Whatever the wooee and wooer choose to do afterwards concerns them.

But I'll underestimate and doubt you if that would make me see some love lines from you to the fella.

raumdeuter:
Demichelis was disgraced out of bayern like 6 yrs ago but he's now the top defender for an epl top team.

Bayern rejects surely find their niche in the dustbin called epl

Who made Dimechelis a 'TOP' defender for City? If not for the fact he worked with Pellegrini at Malaga, his shadow wouldn't be anywhere near Etihad stadium.

Laveda:
Funny thing is..

I might not do it

I knew you wouldn't!! Fear-fear, Sassybae.

Laveda:
Thank you man.... I can help my self with 'perfect lines'

I can feel the odious lies oozing out of that post.

Ok, give me just 2 clues.

Laveda:
Why should I?

You'd love to melt the heart of this so-called chap, right?

Make him swoon at your graceful disposition?

Make your words engraved in his heart forever?


Then I'm the perfect wordsmith to mould that cupid lines you'll be needing to hack down the fortress built around this unlucky fella's heart!!


Be nice to me and imma supply 'em love lines.

Laveda:
I won't tell you...until then

Give me clues before I rain down brimstones on your ass!!

Laveda:

Hmmmm okay o I'll woo when it's females edition

Who's the unlucky fella you wanna woo?

Laveda:
Won't you woo?

*In LórdOfTheWeed's voice* Woo ko, Wuorola ni!!


Okay, on a more serious note, I've wooed at the last edition. It's time to let the younglings strut their stuff.