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Jadekitana:
Aha today is my lucky day! Trap has finally caught the rat. I would ignore other rantings like I always do but this biitch wouldn't be ignored!

Madam olosho laveda what the hell is your problem with me? Are you stewpid or what? Right from when I joined this forum you have been running up and down on my threads, wait o am I a threat to your boring existence here? After disgracing yourself here which made u earn the name "olosho" you be running your gutter mouth on my threads, see this bag of syphillis o! Am I draggin your boyfriend with you? Are you mad or what? Was I the person who made u disgrace your self here? No wonder someone even noticed your jealousy and you picking on me 247, who the hell are you? You spend hours viewing my thread as if your life depends on it. Jadekitana makes you tremble like a wet godforsaken puppy. Don't worry i'm not here to divert attention from your whorish ministry, it's all just to have fun. Let me warn you silly child, don't ever think in your wildest imagination you can pick on me, because you will be forced to attempt suicide here. I just need to put 2 and 2 together and your nudes will be pasted here being the cheap slut you are! If you looking for a man go to lindas blog, nairaland can't help your ministry you piece of trash. See this bag of std talking rubbish here, are you not a cheap wh0ore? How many guys here have entered that over slacked pvssy of yours? I bet you can't count. Useless lowlifer! You lucky I have to get back to work! We would continue this later, foolish thing.

So let me get this straight. All these ranting and cussing just coz she asked you simple questions on how you get to meet all these people in your numerous fairytale stories? Is there some underlying jealousy I'm missing or what?


Take it easy before you pop a nerve.

Kagawa10:
This is even funny because you admitted Lvg had often use makeshift player, then why didn't he do that in the striker role considering Depay is good there rather than promoting an unknown player? You're sounding like a broken record already!
Also, all the liste makeshift player were done with good reasons.

He uses makeshift NOT when there are no player to serve as a makeshift for him. Our strikers were all injured, our average wingers were ONLY Lingaard and Defraud. If he plays Defraud as a striker, na Giggs go be his winger? Rash was a striker and he used him so Defraud can man the wing for him.


Like I said, he deserves commendation but I don't buy into all the hype.

Dadehmola:
Haba!

Where did I suggest such??

Lemme even say something sef - If Moyes is the only option available as we speak, (God forbid), I wouldn't mind him replacing LVG!

My position on this issue is clear - our standards have fallen so badly, we actually wouldn't mind replacing our useless manager with someone who was recently kicked out at Chelsea for battling relegation.

Fear wan catch me o. I thought you wanted to suggest that LvG was doing well at Utd.

Well, you are bang on point in your last paragraph. If things were as we all wished or dreamnt, we wouldn't be screaming for Mourinho. We are now desperate.

GBR1:
I'm really sorry for you as a united fan who believes everything LVG says. LVG was interested in Pedro, in fact he was so interested that he mentioned him as the kind of player with speed and creativity that we needed. Woodward left England but failed to complete the deal. The fact that he failed in acquiring him or that he was snatched from us by chelsea does not change the truth. LVG is quite arrogant and stubborn and he was only trying to save face regards the use of lingard later.

I'm really sorry for that you are so blind that and cannot see the truth even when it's shoved into your face.

No mind Kagawa. His bad time at Utd is making him forget the truths. Gaal has always said he need a good pacy winger to compensate for Maria's sale. Pedro was the guy and after we lost him and he saw Mata was actually shít on the wings for Utd, he had NO choice than to bring in Lingaard.


And regards your other post, I agree with you. I remember how Mourinho spoke nicely about Utd after that loss and most Utd fans wanted him only for Fergie to goof and give us Calamity Moyes.

Kagawa10:
Acquiring someone who had almost relegated his team recently isn't the way forward though.

I need a new coach with years of quality service, it mustn't be Mourinho. ANY top coach.

Kagawa10:
Yet Sahin was used as a left back at Madrid under mourinho?
Abeg leave story!
And you failed to realise that the conversion happened while we were using a 3-5-2 formation that involves wing backs!

For how many matches? Even when a recognized LB was fit he still played Sahin at the LB? I disagree. In Utd's case, Darmian would be fit and the Idíot will still use Young as a RB!!

Kagawa10:
LOL!
LVG could have used a makeshift player you know! Fergie using Rafeal in midfield rings a bell!
And the thing is Depay has been tried in a striker role and was quite decent there. Lvg could have used depay but he chose to promote Rashford, especially in an important must win game! That takes some ball and I'm sure Mourinho would never tried such in a million year!
What about Lingard? Did you suddenly forget about him?
Abeg!

LVG uses makeshift players all the time nau. Mata at the wings instead of AM. Blind at CB instead of DM. Darmian at LB instead of RB. Val at RB instead of RW. This is not an excuse. I repeat LvG had NO choice but to choose the youths. If he doesn't play Rash, will he forfeit him and play with 10 men or the injured Rooney?

raumdeuter:
Bayern Munich boss Guardiola will succeed Manuel Pellegrini at the Etihad next season after agreeing a three-year contract with the club.

Guardiola announced in December that he will leave the Bundesliga champions in the summer with the intent to coach in the Premier League. City, Manchester United and Chelsea were all linked with the former Barcelona boss.

http://www.espnfc.us/barclays-premier-league/story/2798519/man-city-beat-united-and-chelsea-to-pep-guardiola-sources

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/chelsea-and-manchester-city-fight-for-pep-guardiola-as-manchester-united-concede-defeat-a6800426.html

I know this, but it's all rumors. Chelsea have longed be rumored to be seeking Simeone's hand. Everyone knows this. Utd weren't contemplating on sacking LvG and that also rules out Man Utd angle. City was the main and only feasible target for Guardiola. City used their director of football who worked with Guardiola at Barca to lure Guardiola to Etihad

Dadehmola:
That's exactly my point...

We were doing well under Fergie when he decided to step down - there was no way we woulda replaced him with a recent relegation battler, no matter how impressive the later's CV is..

Mou's impressive CV and success records take precedence over Chelsea's horrible relegation form under him because of the urgent need for us to replace a Manager that is arguably worse than the clueless and pathetic Moyes! !

We are actually saying the same thing albeit in different ways..

So you want Gaal to continue even though it'd cost us?

Kagawa10:
The aforementioned clubs are doing okay because someone laid the foundation for them. That's what manutd should aim at, not a short term success that would brings us back to square 1 at the end of Mourinho reign.

LvG has laid the foundation, we appreciate. It's time for him to fúck off before the foundation collapses.

raumdeuter:
Let me ask you if you give Mourinho this same Man Utd squad with the flops like Depay playing like they are now and with half the team injured, what do you think Mourinho would achieve with them? Simple answer

The answer is that Mourinho won't achieve anything with this useless squad. But fact remains that Mourinho wouldn't even purchase these kinda players. He won't convert a RW to a LB. He won't.


Okay, now that you've admitted that LVG is a failure, would you still want this failure to continue assuming it's your club?

Dadehmola:
When he was one of the most sought after coaches in the world, he was still known to be a trouble maker.

what exactly has changed??

Well, the situation on ground makes it hard for top clubs to chase him. I can't recall any top club that can afford him in crisis like that of Utd's. Plus, his cup of sins has been filled up and running over. His last stunts at Shekpe broke the camel's back. Top clubs are now wary of him.

Dadehmola:
Then why was he sacked a few months ago?? Why didn't his good records and impressive CV save him??

High profile managers with impressive CVs get to manage at top clubs even when they "fail" at their immediate past clubs - reputation plays an important role no doubt but I dont think battling relegation at a top club for half a season exactly fits into the permissible level of "Failure" here...

Even if Mou was the most humble manager in the Universe, I doubt if any top club woulda chosen him to replace Fergie under the circumstances I painted earlier.

But no top club is experiencing crisis like Utd. PSG are okay. Bayern are okay. Barca are doing great. Juve too. Madrid reached out but he turned them down. So as it stands, only Utd is worthy team that Mourinho can go to. That's why it seems like Mourinho ain't getting offers from many clubs.

raumdeuter:
That would be believable for a coach many clubs are after. Aside Man Utd which other club is in contention for Mourinho as we speak? How many top teams signified interest in him since he was sacked?

When Pep announced he was leaving even Wenger had to complain because he said the moment Pep became available, every coach's job in Europe came under threat of sack. That was the position Mourinho was 8yrs ago.

Mourinho Now he is like an old spinster at a club who think she still got it while she has been in the club for 5hrs and not guy has approached her for a dance or drink

The only guy(Man Utd) who is thinking about it 10times is the guy whose current babe disappointed at the last min and he is looking for emergency replacement

Other clubs are not rushing him coz their respective coaches are doing well. Even when Guardiola was available which clubs were chasing him? ONLY City jare. Utd weren't. Madrid weren't. PSG weren't. The other rich clubs that could chase him were either doing fine or can't afford the wages that City brought.

raumdeuter:
Ancelotti has 3 CL trophies. He was the one that won the La decima Jose failed at. Ancelotti in the past decade has not threatened to relegate any of his team

If Madrid wanted Mourinho they would get him. If you are claiming bad blood, Was there bad blood between Mourinho and Bayern, Was there bad blood between Mourinho and City? was there bad blood between Mourinho and PSG? All these teams have made managerial decisions since Mourinho was fired and none of them took 2 looks at Mourinho who was available

I ask if Man Utd was top of the league which club would have hired Mourinho? Mourinhos problem goes beyond attitude, Was it attitude that got his team to 16th position winning a game per month? he isnt the first coach to fight people. Pep, Fergie are no saints either yet when Pep said he was leaving Bayern after Bayern literally begged him to stay, every club in Europe was on the alert.

Thats a coach in demand, Not the Mourinho you are telling us about.

Yes, Ancelloti has more UCL trophies than Mourinho, but in total titles, Mourinho beasts him.

The bad blood according to the reports (not me) is between Madrid and him only. For PSG, Blanc is doing very well with PSG, I don't see any reason for him to be sacked. For City, City had already been making moves on Guardiola way before any club showed interest in him and before Mourinho was sacked. City had already finalized their plan before what befell Mourinho.

But Fergie and Guardiola don't insult rival coaches as much as Mourinho does. Fergie or Guardiola don't go about poking other coaches in the eyes. Guardiola or Fergie don't go about fighting the FA of their leagues all the time. Mourinho has a nauseating attitude and clubs are snubbing him for it.


Okay, I want to know your opinion. Do you want LvG to continue at Utd or you dislike Mourinho so much that you don't want even the short success he can bring for Utd?

chrisley024:
Rashford was even called up cos Keane got injured.

Truth is every coach would have done the same in similar situation unless the coach and his staff were going to make up the team.

My own is, whether we're getting Mourinho or not, I want LvG out. Yes, he's a good coach with a good CV, but his methods doesn't work for Utd. Let him go and find another club to use his philosophy on. That's all I ask for.

Which sane coach who was wailing to the press that Utd needs to buy a fast paced winger like Robben and co will go ahead to sell Maria after ONE season without giving him half of the patience he has given Rooney? Sold Maria and didn't buy a replacement. Used Mata that lacks pace or dribbles to replace Maria. Plays Young at LB and out of partisanship plays Blind at CB?


Van Goat is too stúpid to remain at Utd. He has to go!!

raumdeuter:
According to reports, Mourinho is begging for Man utd job badly and had to write an undertaking. Man Utd thought about it not once not twice even some people are still not convinced about him till now in Man Utd organisation. Would that have happened to him 8yrs ago?

Yes, I've read this report, but I've read another that contradicts that report where it was reported that Mourinho denied it and said he doesn't beg any club to sign him. So it could be all lies.

raumdeuter:
Mourinho has been sacked at his last 2 jobs not just Chelsea

And why are clubs not chasing him around like they were in 2007.

After Mourinho was sacked, Bayern has appointed Carlo, Madrid has appointed Zidane, City has appointed Guardiola, PSG has renewed Blanc

These are big clubs that would have normally looked at Mourinho and they all looked away even when they needed coaches and Mourinho is jobless and available

According to reports, Mourinho is begging for Man utd job badly and had to write an undertaking. Man Utd thought about it not once not twice even some people are still not convinced about him till now in Man Utd organisation. Would that have happened to him 8yrs ago?

The only reason Man Utd is considering him is because of LvG failures, If LvG is sitting top of the league right now or even top 2, tell me which top club Mourinho go coach next season

If na by CV Benitez wont be coaching a relegation team currently

Ancelotti was sacked twice too but Bayern got him. His CV is not a match against Mourinho's. And you keep talking about Zidane. Didn't you read the news that Madrid reached out to Mourinho first but coz of the bad blood between them, he refused.


Dayo, the MAIN problem that Mourinho is facing is his ATTITUDE not coaching ability. Mourinho fights with everybody wherever he goes and clubs don't want that. This is just the main truth.

chrisley024:
^^
Exactly bro, why didn't he give the youth chance when Rooney was misfiring and Mata dulling.

LvG does not fool me one bit!! I'm too watchful for his deceitful antics. Even the English press must be taking a piss if they think I will fall for all the hype behind LvG's giving of chances to the youths. All things being equal, Borthwick-jackson, Mensah, Rashford and other youngings won't play an European match much less an EPL match. When Rooney went for months without scoring, why was Rashford not called up? Yes, I commend him for the chances, but it isn't something special. He was FORCED to field them!! He had NO choice.

Dadehmola:
@GBR1

If fergie was still in charge and we were still winning trophies and all... only for him to announce his retirement, Do you think we woulld be looking to replace him with a coach who was recently sacked for battling relegation at a top club..all in the name of past records?

Yes, we would. C'mon, It's Moaninghoe we're talking about here not some couch potato of a coach. Let's not try to diminish his abilities and records coz of one terrible season with Shekpe. MaureenHoe's CV is as good as it gets. Only coach presently that's a match for him is Guardiola.

The ONLY reason that would deter Utd in such a scenario from making moves for MoaningHoe is his bad attitude and uncouth mouth. His penchant for causing havoc everywhere he goes is his bane of football existence. Remove that bad attitude and see if Utd won't be begging him to come coach us.

Kagawa10, GBR1 has already done justice to what I wanted to reply you. But I want to comment on the issue of "giving the youth players a chance."


Even though I quiet commend Van Gaal on the chances given to Rashford and co, I don't really buy into all the hype and praises that LvG is getting for it like he had choices and decided to give those guys chances. Let's face the truth, Gaal had no choice but to use the youths with all the injuries our senior players suffered. It wasn't as if the whole first 11 were fit and he chose the youngings instead. Who do expect him to use with all these injuries that befell us? Me?


If injury didn't get to Martial at the final hour, Rashford might never have gotten his chance. If Rooney and Martial were fit, LvG wouldn't have given the chance to Rash.


The Utd team had players like Young, Shaw, Jones, Rojo, Rooney, Hererra, Fellani, Carrick, Darmian, Valencia, Teiger, Schneiderlin, even DdG suffering big or minor injuries this season. Tell me, who was he supposed to field? Ghosts? Of course it's the youths. Yes, in January TW, he could have bought new players, but the truth is even average players were not available this time around. No good player was in the market for the taking. So he had no choice than to stick to the youths.


Does he deserve commendation for it? Yes. But the excessive hype about it is overblown IMHO.

Naijaboiy, I think you made a great mistake staging that of the men's first instead of the females'. After what happened at the last female edition where one can be seen reading dimwitted reasons like:

"I'm too shy to woo a guy."
"It's not natural for a girl to woo a boy."
"I don't know how to woo a guy."
"Guys are meant to woo us not us wooing them." Etc

You'd have known the insanity would have returned in this female edition again. It's no rocket science. What you'd do next time it to stage the females' first, if they bring up this disgusting attitude, then you cancel the whole contest. The men can't be the ones doing the wooing only to provide fun for everyone while the ladies' hypocrisy rears up its ugly ahead time and again. I knew it'd go down to this when the ladies' time arrives.

raumdeuter:
You are slating LvG but now campaigning for a
A Coach who sold Lukaku because he missed a penalty
A coach who sold Debruyne, Salah
A coach who sold Mata so he can make Oscar his main 10
A coach who overlooked other decent strikers and bought the same failed Falcao
A coach who checked all the better wingers in the world including Douglas Costa to buy Cuadrado
A coach who bought Felipe Luiz and sold him in one season
A coach who bought Baba rahman and Papy Djiboloji yet refused to use them
A coach who has been sacked at his last 2 jobs
A coach who fights everyone player, fans, referee, coaching crew, medical team
A coach who opened eye and insists on playing a slow Ivanovic at Right back vs speedy wingers
A coach whose central defence is hinged on a 35yr old John terry should be beheaded

But. . . bu. . . bbbuuu. . . but I didn't mention Moaninghoe or made any reference to him at all in that post.

Look, Dayo, it's easy for you to criticize or mock United fans sudden pleas for MaureenHoe. But can you blame us? Do you know how it feels come down from the elites chasing league titles to praying your team now qualifies for a TOP 4? Do you know it feels to go 7 matches without a SINGLE WIN? Do you know how it feels for your team to go over 7 matches without first-half goals? Imagine Ribery playing a RB for you? Imagine Teiger being your best DM? Do you think Bayern will dream of titles? Do you feel the pain of Utd supporters post-Ferguson era? No, you don't!! You are at Bayern Munich where in a WORST season for y'all, you guys come 2nd with a semi-final berth in UCL. In a GOOD season for y'all, the league is wrapped up in a record breaking time and with a shot in UCL final. But presently at Utd, our BEST season is HOPING TO QUALIFY for UCL. That's how LvG and Moyes sunk us.


So why'd you blame the fans for choosing the only top coach available by December? During Fergie era, most Utd fans including me never prayed for Moaninghoe to coach us. I even hated him during his first stint at Shekpe though I admired his coaching ability and trophies. I disliked him for his uncouth mouth and bringing a club's reputation to shreds. Utd fans calling for Moaninghoe are doing it for the success of the club. They are doing it coz of love, coz they want Utd to go back winning ways irrespective of their sworn adversary leading us. Everyone wants his club to be the best, and one thing Moaninghoe can guarantee us in 2 years is a title. Yes, we need a trophy. We are Utd, we don't feel happy going trophyless for a decade like Assanal. We shouldn't be praying for Top 4 like Loserfools. We are among the best and if Moaninghoe can take us back there, then so be it, by the 3rd season, we kick him out. If we don't arrest this decline, we'll end up like Loserfools.


Ancelloti was available, he even took potshots at BurnThisLeagueDown indicating he wanted EPL first, yet Utd owners didn't get him. With Ancelloti gone and Moaninghoe later sacked, which top gaffer was available then? You think it's fun to miss out on Top 4? And you are acting like Moaninghoe is the only top gaffer to be sacked twice.


Ancelotti was sacked twice too - Shekpe and Madrid. Yet Bayern got him.


I put it to you, Dayo, that if by next 3 seasons, if the EXACT fate that befell Utd (3 woeful seasons) befalls Bayern with Moaninghoe being the only top coach available, majority of Bayern fans will protest for him to be signed!!

darkenedrebel:
How would you know when you were busying watching Telemundo and Jumong?...this is not a rhetorical question...

https://s13.postimg.org/9fa3tog9z/Tw_Img_20150107_173707.jpg

I don die!!

GBR1:
You are now sounding like a clown while attempting revisionism. Martial wasn't a top player when we got him and we still got him at a steep price. Bastian is an injury proned player who was past his best and useless to bayern; how has Bastian performed? Falcao was coming off a major inury and had been a risk at the time, and so he flopped badly.
The part in bold is false too. Chelsea snatched Pedro from us( though we should have no regrets about that) and Moyes wanted Fabregas but he remained in Barcelona and he joined chelsea when he left. So which top player has LVG gotten us? Or does he actually get these top players and they become terrible under him?
Stop the lies.

Dude let that guy be. You are wasting your energy on irrelevant issues. Even rival fans are praying for LVG to stay so that more woes from him can befall United.

A coach that sells Chicharito simply coz he missed a penalty is not worthy of being at United.
A coach that sells Falcao, Persie and Chicharito so he can make Rooney our main and sole striker at the age of 30 with worn-out legs and less pace, is not worthy of being at Utd.
A coach that overlooks the likes of Vidal, Matuidi and co to buy a washed up Schweinsteiger with a lengthy record of injury is a móron.
A coach that pairs 2 SNAILS, Carrick and Teiger against a fast paced AssAnal players, should be killed with food poisoning.
A coach whose DM is hinged on a 34-year-old Carrick should be beheaded.
A coach that doesn't have a first 11 for 3 consecutive matches is bàstard!!
A coach that has a more deadly Ashely Young for our left wing but plays him in the RB position is not fit to coach Enyimba.
A coach that sold Rafeal for NO SANE REASON is not better than Moyes.


If there was any justice in the world, 7 ewoks would rape LVG to death. I blame the owners of United that can't have the balls to sack the sick Idíot!!

timidapsin:
Lol refiner is only anxious abeg leave her oh... atleast she had the highest number of woers

I know rudeness when I see one.

darkenedrebel:
...I don vex sef... I need to lecture these effing tender foot on how to woo a fücking woman...as it appears, I'm in conundrum... too many beauties to choose from...help me make a choice ...

...naijaboiy... is there still slot for latecomers?...if yes, can I get mine done tomorrow, because activities of the Paschal triduum would keep me preoccupied...

...give me your response now so that I chip it in my bucket list...

LOL. Bro, I'm no longer current on the day-to-day activities on here which means I don't know delectable ladies you can choose from. But if a slot is created for you, I'll look for one for you.

olajorn:
Be like say nairaland gals just hear d phrase "oh my"...they are just oh mying..smh

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Madam it's just a game. Stop threatening your wooers na. It's their choice if they still want to participate or not.

You just carry the thing for head too seriously. [/color]

She's been rude from the first day her wooers elected to woo her. Too bad they couldn't see through her annoying pomposity.

sebod:
You have said it all and I must give it to you. As per the emboldened, guys dey wey go argue am sir

I know the guys that will argue it - Barca guys.

dmcdad:
Bro you mean I was sentimental because it was Messi? I guess you didn't open your eyes to read properly then.

For the records, I'm a realist. If it favours Messi, fine and if not, fine. Nothing you and I or anybody will say that will change Messi or anyone's status, either good or bad.

The same post of yours you quoted, if we were to go with that, that would not be fair. I said the entire team defended against Messi and not just Terry. You made it seem like Terry was the catalyst. Boateng was in the world cup final and was among those who helped shut out Messi. So?

My point is, you read my post outta contest. If anything, you picking out Terry in your comment wasn't fair on Messi. The same way you highlighted Terry's involvement is the same way someone else will highlight Boateng's involvement in the world cup which doesn't help the argument.

As for the argument itself, Terry over Boateng for life. Terry is one of the defenders I respect and will always do. Just that in a bid to make your point some of you blow things outta proportion.

Apologies if my post came out too mean or harsh. That wasn't my intention.

Of course the entire team defended against Barca not even just Messi. The reason I picked Terry AMONGST others is coz he's among the subject of discourse, not coz he alone stopped Messi. Players like Essien, Makele, A. Cole, Carvalho, Ramirez, Ivanovic, Gallas, Lampard, Ballack, etc., have helped in defending against Messi/Barca over the years. I can't list them all coz it'd be tiring. I didn't make seem Terry is the catalyst, I only mentioned that he was AMONG those shut Messi out. No particular player is the catalyst there. It's a collective effort.


Plus I'm not tryna to say Boateng didn't play his part in those wins. I'm not tryna say Boateng is mediocre. I even agreed he's among the top CBs presently, my only issue is saying he's better than Terry coz Terry didn't win the WC or beasted it. That's all.