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Laveda:

You look gorgeous when you are vexed.

Angelberry:
I know you were referring to me and smellymouth, I want to let u know that am not a guy and best I can do is give him my digit. Sweetheart I don't like this place

I was never referring to and would never refer to you. It's an open secret that guys in female monikers exist on this section particularly and on NL in general. One even wooed Naijabóiy last year and he was disappointed when he found out later on. So it's a general statement meant for any victim. Calm down, I had you not in mind unless you are one of the fakes.

Smellymouth:
Yipeeeeeee!!!!!
Si.nizia.. I appreciate u man
@ Angelberry, I already know u ain't a male tho.i ve spent hours chatting with u.

You owe me a bottle of cognac for that stunt by me.

Angelberry:
Smellymouth I will give u my digit cos of this comment

Why? Why did my comment illicit such a rebuttal from you?

I extend my condolence to the niggas flirting with their fellow males on this thread masquerading in female monikers and those that will take it further with the actual wooing.

AdeLaNa1:
**Smashes Phone**

But what the actual fúck.........

Smh!! No Schneiderlin or Hererra?

Let me go back home instead of getting disgraced at the pub.


N/B: even if we end up qualifying, I'd rather Ferguson and Harry Redknapp manned my midfield than those geriatric moróns!!

Micheal Jackson's Speechless is how the comments on this thread have reduced me to. Characters full this forum, I swear. Na real wa!!

SMH. Juve have blown their chances. They are gone. Bayern will likely finish them off in the extra time.

Mehn!! I heard Navas' Mixtape and have been bumping it all day. Dafuq?!! Mehn, this shyt is dòpe. I'm not saying it to exaggerate or hype the mixtape; the mixtape actually would have been heralded as one of the best to drop so far this year if Navas was as popular as MI and co. The lyrics, the mix, the beats, the flows were well-articulated and hit the right spots.


Jreyez, I'm no prophet, but with such outputs as this and a better exposure to sell you to the Nigerian fans out there, the sky wouldn't even be your limit!! Kudos bros, you killed it. Just keep improving and your shine is coming in leaps and bounds, I assure ya.

Dadehmola is one helluva skilled assassin, shooting with reckless abandon but with a skilled never seen before precision!!

Afrodoc2, be ready, a lotta patients are coming to your ward soon.

bigkesh:
Can't you guys just close this thread and add each other on whatsapp??

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Sleekdot and Bimffo, make una calm down. The deal is on, later today, Airmark or Nihilist will moderate it. Night don come.

sleekdot:
Oya who would moderate. No need to shout about the deities that would punish you. Na football argument stop behaving like a tout

Bring your money

Do you have paypal.

Anyone willing to moderate this?

Sin.izia FB.S big.kesh anyone willing to moderate?

Na Baba Nihilist be the boardman. He's the Don King of this section. Na em go moderate am.

From what I can infer from these arguments especially from the Shekpe fans - they are peeved that Hazard was hounded, castigated and derided based on STATS by anti-Shekpes, but now the limelight is on Iniesta, there's need for the so-called benchmark called STATS to be discarded. It's hypocrisy.


To be frank, Shekpe fans are right to be pained by insults heaped on Hazard coz of stats but Iniesta is praised without it. Like many have posited including several links, stats don't tell the full story. If stats tell the full story Xavi and Zidane might end up being mediocre. Iniesta embodies what Barca midfield is all about. Like a link brought by Nihilist said, Fab4 was more direct, looking to assist from any position soon as he spotted a move thereby costing Barca possessions which they cherish so much. It ended up getting Fab sold. Iniesta and Barca midfield are all about passing the ball, holding on to the ball and wearing their opponent out. It's this reason that made Busiquet more suited as a DM for Barca than Yaya. Busiquet is tidy with passing/possession and less aggression which the average DM is known for. Lampard and Iniesta has differing qualities. Iniesta can dribble excellently, hold on to the ball, pass it around and hardly loses the ball. Lampard on other hand is more direct, making forward runs into opposition 18-yard boxes, making direct through passes to the CF and being in the opposition's 18-yard to score with a header or kick. Lampard wouldn't be THAT great in a Barca midfield, he can't pass, dribble and hold on the ball like Iniesta does. Same way Iniesta wouldn't have scored or assisted as much as Lampard did for Shekpe. Instead of arguing, we'd both appreciate the weaknesses and strengths of both legends. The are both different ninjas.

Like I opined, stats don't tell the full story that's why you'll never see me insult Hazard of last season. I remember when I started frequenting this section newly, I had an argument with Homestéady about who was the best shekpe player last season. He was telling me it's Fab or Costa. Telling me about their stats and how you guys have discussed it extensively. I simply told him that nobody on earth can convince that Fab played better than Hazard of last season. What Hazard brought to Shekpe last season, Fab can't match it. There's a reason that with ALL THE STATS of Fab and Costa, Hazard was the most feared Shekpe player of last season and the one opponents looked to nullify his potency. There's a reason Zidane chose Hazard as his best player of last season after Messi and CR7. There's a reason pundits and coaches was comparing him to CR7 and Messi. An average player can't get that much hype. Hazard, stats or no stats was head and shoulder above the rest of EPL.


Only an IDIØT can discredit Hazard of last season coz of some nonsense stats. Same way only a HATER can make a heretical statement like Iniesta is vision-less and unproductive. If there's any justice in the world, such a hater would be lynched for being irredeemably dumb!!

1. Ice Prince
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If anybody can mention 5 popularly hot songs on which Ice Prince laced his rapper prowess, I’m talking bars only, no singing, then I might consider retracting this thought. I mean, how can a rapper’s popular songs be the ones where he’s busy making cacophonious melodies? Honestly, Ice Prince trips me the way and manner which he runs his shxt but he seriously needs to have a handle on it.

2. Olamide
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I understand that my musical choices can sometimes be far above the obtainable standard in the Nigerian music industry but regardless, there’s a global culture for music be it hip-hop or rap, R&B, alternative, classical and bla bla bla. Thank the stars that Nigerians have found a means to best suit everything they now do under the ‘afro’ context, it still doesn’t suffice… in my opinion though, especially when I think of where Olamide can be classified. Do we really want to call that thing he does, rapping? I rest my case.

3. Lil Kesh
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I honestly thought talent (skill + hardwork) and presence were the major factors for one to succeed, or better still, gain due recognition. But dramatic turn out of events at the Headies awards stage on new year’s made me start to entertain thoughts otherwise. The obvious question is not whether Lil Kesh is talented, yet it seems the powers that be kept hitting a road block of ‘buts’ every time his izzue was set on cruise control. It may have much to do with the fact that this talent that we so speak of, cannot be in relation to an actual music art, i.e rapping. I may not be one to speculate but personally, I’ve had enough of this near funny yet phonic foolishness that their pac have become admirably famed for.

4. Tiwa Savage
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There’s this popular adage that says when the breeze blows, the fowl’s behind will be exposed. The interpretation is quite lucid and suffice to say it’s an expression of best fit for what has now become Tiwa Savage’s music career. I was one of the #SavageSoldiers who stayed rooting for her comeback with a big bang so you can imagine my joy when she announced the surprise album. I am not so ecstatic for her anymore as her album was a mirror to how badly she has given in to pressures from the industry. Afterall it is not by force to be on top.

Unless Mr Billz likes it that way.

5. MI Abaga
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It’s impressive that M.I (still) has a legion of fans who are ready to stake their lives over a stained glory that is now fast blotted out. So if I go ahead to say M.I is not (or rather, no longer) Nigeria’s king of rap, you’ll agree with me right? Even if you don’t, shall I remind you that Jesus Christ hasn’t ever stopped being Lord? So why then should we make an excuse for M.I when his case afterall isn’t any different? I’m shamed by how kids he inspired have risen far above the ranks where he now settles for less average. M.I has gotta stop being a lazy bastid!

6. Wizkid
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Wizkid’s music has experienced a terrible downward slope from the boy who made it right off the ghetto streets of Ojuelegba and crossed onto the paved walkways of Wall Street to becoming the certified face of the Nigerian music industry who now sings absolute rubbish. And even without any regrets whatsoever, Wizkid has failed consistently in delivering songs whose lyrics border on simple common sense. Yet it appears that the potency in his magic potion is ever so strong that we never see him past the galaxy where his star shines the most. How long more before the effect finally wanes though? I suggest boy Wizzy gets a firm lid on his shxt.

7. D'Prince
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D’Prince really is not that bad a guy. Very less than often, he shows flash signs of genius and his ovation can sometimes be the loudest when we applaud. But there’s also that satisfactory feeling you get when you use a switch button to turn off the sound of something that no longer gives comfort – this equally represent the very one and same D’Prince. Pathetic, right?

Bless God for the incredible person that is Don Jazzy, he’s brought and kept his kid brother in the music spotlight using savoury tunes that have infectiously stuck in our brains like soft gum on a very bad hair day. Thus, save for those rare moments of brilliance, I can’t categorically state whether D’Prince needs to stop, or be stopped! And so based on this inconclusive premise, I’ve decided to label him a white lie in the mix.

Written by Jim Donnett
@jimancipation

The thoughts expressed in this article are solely the author’s. They are not in any way connected with, or a representation of tooXclusive.com

http://tooxclusive.com/editorial/7-times-the-nigerian-music-industry-has-deceived-us/

cc; Lalasticlala, Seun, Obinoscopy

Nubian113:
That requires will power and I'm running short on that lol...

Aite. Just do whatever makes you happy, hun. And should you ever wanna return, we'll be here hopefully to welcome you back.

elampiro:
Where u go since wey you go reappear after one week?

. Offline duties. You no go understand.

sebod:
I got this on Bayern thread, I don't know if it's same person using the moniker. But, when I saw it, I could only shake my head for the poster....

"So Pep Guardiola has finally realised that Thomas Muller is the best player at Bayern?

Shebi first year he was clashing him probably because Muller was not aesthetically pleasing enough for him? Maybe he woulda preferred an unproductive nigga like Iniesta over King Muller" - Ibeme

airmark:
Thank you, thats ibime anytime his moniker is banned. everything i have stated up there about most of his views on players, guys should take them to the bank.

I've read some dumb and agonizing footie gaffes all through my duration of life both off and on here, but this pathetically skewed logic is second to ONLY Spy360's atrocious gaffes/claims. Even Spy360 can't beat this record. I'm short of words.

This is how I feel right now reading that post. . .
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elampiro:
I disagree. There were some matches Jones was even more composed than Smalling. Particularly when he first returned from injury, during that period we played Everton, CSKA, Man City, etc.

But on his second return from injury, he was sent straight into the team when he was not match fit, so he was heavy one the ball in the first match. Before we knew it he went on another injury. The third time, he was again at his peak, overlapping well before he got injured.

I think there is a wrong impression about Jones. It was actually caused by someone and everyone bought into it. Jones is very tidy in his passing.

You said "some matches he was more composed than Smalling", but that's the problem. Why can't he put in good defensive games for long spells like Smalling? Not being match fit and being too abrasive when fit is not a good trait for a defender. Jones is good but his injuries, and lack of application of football brain in some occasion is not something to be praised about. Good defenders out there have one thing in common - consistency. Jones lacks this, he comes good in 2 or 3 matches then goes back to putting in dumb tackles that can cause him injuries or getting injured for no reason. Look at Wilshere, a good player that can't stay injury free. He's more of a liability to Assnal. The only reason why Jones still has hope at Utd is coz of lack of better CB option. The moment we get a good CB like Ramos, Jones can kiss the CB dream goodbye.

airmark:
Meanwhile, If you could call iniesta an ineffective, vissionles and indecisive player then one should just ignore you as our own version of spy 360.

I don't mean to intrude, but did Ibime really said about Iniesta? The genius of Barca or another Iniesta we don't know of?

Sixix:
I have unseen enemies.


Ermmmmm, ain't telling

Your enemies are virtually everyone especially those you think are "ode."

I can give you a crash course on how to evade your enemies. It'll cost you though.

Sixix:
Dare to differ

When will you be of best behavior? Got banned as usual. Where do you get all these strength from?


About your siggy though, how did you know that?

Nubian113:
After 3 years on Nl I will deactivate permanently. I've deactivated before but came back because I miss the people I vibe with on here... Instead of becoming 'nobody' instantly I thought I'd say my good bye properly.

How about you log out temporarily till whenever you just feel like coming back for something serious than deactivating permanently?

elampiro:
How? Jones was at an excellent level in the games he played. It was when he joined the team that first time we went to the top and getting clean sheets.

Jones is all brawn without brains. He lacks defensive knowledge. If Blind was half tough and tall like him, we'd have had on our hands a complete CB.

nonsoroyalty:
sinizia and adelana1 the best combination for this useless thread









wenger till 2030

They get luck say i dey on a low battery, i for troll them die.

AdeLaNa1:
Dem deserve am. Abi u don forget how Pataki and elfeminine no go allow us rest for our thread(especially during the summer transfer window). And Keky will now come and be spamming the thread with pictures...

Before I used to like assanal dieeee. That's until Panthanky and Elfemine the dumb troll spammed our thread with their hate, envy and gloating. Ever since, I wish they slide into Coca-Cola Championship.