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funlord:


Bros! If you know how many dudes una dey chat with regularly ehn! You go deactivate! Anyway we get 1 BIG FISH wey we go soon reveal to una! Dat day na tears you go shed! She has been lifting pictures from instagram jobbing all of una!

SailorXY:
^I still see Januzaj starting behind Rooney. LvG is pluming for continuation of some sort this season.

Pffft don't be deceived. The high level of unemployment around has given way to all sorts of senseless maneuvers.

funlord:
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I thought I was the only one on NL that new this fact!

SailorXY:
that erotic whatever is a man - a shameless one @ that

Ishilove:
O my, your username...

afrodoc2:
We actually just finished our post-mortem. Gross examination showed gangrenous, macerated and multiply perforated intestine.
Histological study points to it being from an Arsenal fan but we are still awaiting autosomal DNA results to conclusively identify whose corpse it was.
P.S Surveillance video recording showed Funlord leaving the premises with a bazooka, bow and arrow, chain saw, dane gun, Sub machine gun and a kitchen knife. We also found a keg of otapiapia in the boot of his car.

SailorXY:
If we can't win this group then perhaps we should just exit the tournament

chrisley024:
GROUP B:

PSV EINDHOVEN
MAN UTD
CSKA MOSCOW
WOLFSBURG

Very tricky group. Not easy to me just decent.

Pataki:
Your fellow manure called on mukin.a2.

Anyways, just what I needed to push my lazy self off to the gym. I hope the thread would be opened by the time I am done from the gym.

afrodoc2:
Real prayer. Funlord wey take person bone use do toothpick. Funlord vex take person intestine use do belt.

coogar:
here he goes again with his vacuous reasoning and daft assertions.
a hatrick after 10 barren games against one of the weakest teams in europe and the past is suddenly forgotten? how do you manage to accomplish day to day activities with this bottom level IQ? how do you even manage to navigate to your wife's tampon socket. you appear as a man with no sense of direction - did your momma drop your head on a concrete pavement at any point in your childhood?

JayKayMaybachz:
Naso my brother... Use Rooney as ya prayer point from hence.. .. Sey any hard ship for ya life... Meh e come down as rooney take dhey for 10 matches without goals, then God near am... . Him goal drought vamose... bless us Lord like you did for Rooney

Say Amen to that, fam

coogar:
this is an intelligent observation from a rival fan. if only el-feminine can be this smart.......this is what too much weed does to the nervous system of a prepubescent loser. like i was saying last night, a striker that runs into the box will always get chances. compare his performance last night to the times he was making just 1 touch in the opponent's box.

pataki, you have now been conferred as the lord patron of all the gooners on this forum. while you are at it...... please tutor el-feminine. you might want to take him to a rehab first and foremost to detoxify him. he's inarguably the dullest poster on this section of the forum. his life, like his personality, is chaotic and it's in constant conflict with itself and those around him.

ElFenomeno1:
You said the same last week about Newcastle!
Nothing to rethink!!!!
Brugge is not Swansea..... Brace yourself, we will have a ball here

Pataki:
Make your team lose one time. Boyz wan celebrate for this thread. Una carry agidi for head like Fellaini afrohead.

Even all you manure fans dey form tag team here.

See wetin Rooney cause last night. Even Coogar has gone on sabbatical. Elampiro is still recovering from Rooney hangover.

Boyz still dey carry AK47 dey monitor for this thread.

JayKayMaybachz:


This should be a better and cogent reason.. .. Meh we noh call LvG com3 hia

ElFenomeno1:
Siniza there will be a party this weekend.

The band has been booked and the refreshments ordered

Swansea City FC are hosting the party!

dopeJemi:
I swear, AdeLaNa no try at all for that thing wey he do


It wasn't a fair fight jare how them dey call am for wrestling that time again sef

StarBoard:
Omo na LvG cause am.
If to say we sign player I no sure say we for see all this agro.

dopeJemi:
Why I said over confidence is because even before the brawl started, elf was already sure of victory, he thought he had funlord already, he was too confident... go some pages back and see what i'm talking about


You also right though, it got to a point I started skipping some of his lines

afrodoc2:
And Pataki no go think say we no see you o.
Your agbaya move no good. You cut that small boy liver hang am for bus stop
Person pikin o!
You cut him gall bladder force feed like baby.....your ways are not pure.

dopeJemi:
What killed Elf was over confidence

Pataki:
The more I browse through your profile here, I am rather persuaded to pity you. You are nothing but a cheapskate.

Your Open University study life is a struggle. Yet you have the temerity to come here and banter with me. You are the same person who posted this in January, this year:

Look here boy, just go and face your studies. Get the required education your parents desire for your life. I am sure, your parents do not know that you spend more than half of your useless life posting foolish rap lines on a forum, while failing your Open University exams and not registering for courses on time.

I would only be wasting my time in foolishness if you expect me to keep engaging you in back and forth insults when I have now realized how difficult life is for you. Obasanjo is a graduate from Open University. Face your studies, and you can one day claim to be a graduate too.

llaykorn:
Haha. Have a nice time serving them dinner then!
And, siniz.ia? Is he here?

JigsawKillah:
Even Sinizia
Same dude who got washed in and out by a female in the Rap Section



These Orangutans are feeling too fly!

Pataki:
You are partaking in long distance education, yet you keep failing exams? Is your destiny set on LONG DISTANCE FAILURE?

ElFenomeno1:
It is funny how you put up so much crap together in words, yet you can't pass urine out naturally.

Pataki:
Januzaj has no business in this present ManU team. He should go on loan to West Brom or something.

Pataki:
Holym0ron, you are back like a typical goat. You have no 'merry christmas' peesure to mesmerize us with?

ElFenomeno1:
He is not far from it
The world of confidence that will do him is what it is.
You know what it is like when a striker scores after a draught
Rooney still has fires in his belly.... don't get it twisted!