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dopeJemi:
You dey mind am, I dey wait for his amala turning

Dayo is wrong on this one, no style of Amalanomics will save him here. Even if he uses ewedu to remove one final from United, United have made 2 finals, Chelsea 1 and Loserfool 1 (this season) using his criteria as a benchmark. That's double the finals (2) Atletico have made in UCL in a decade.

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If you know, you know.

Lana1:
airmark in May 2017: We'll win UCL and Hazard will go to Madrid!

airmark in May 2018: https://images2.imgbox.com/94/b9/RObD7Yp5_o.gif

These players and the coach don frustrate Airmark die. Too many Ls these days.

madrid5:
i watched the game and I don't see what hazard couldn't have done in this game your midfield was just overplayed and overrun and your overrated coach always starts with 7 defensive minded player, even Messi will play Jack with this set-up,the guy is overrated and inconsistent but he wasted his career in this club, if he had gone to Bayern or Tottenham oh boy.

Hazard to Bayern. Make Raumdeuter no hear this wishful thinking again. Next time you dare type this and he sees it, this will be your fate. . .

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Lana1:
The guy is truly busy o.

U no say to be scout no easy. The guy still dey Agbowo dey scout 600 replacements for Morata

diggz:
This mail cannot be for kesh alone.....


All Miss Moritas arsslickers better show face now.... before we release the official list......

All don show face except for Skiborobo skibo osheeeeeey baddest and the "Native" Man. No worry, we go see them after FA Cup.

Adisaowalla:

When the season started and Morata was unstoppable, scoring hattrick against Stoke, Lil Kesh mocked us badly, and said Ukaku was the Belgium Mark Henry. Then the inevitable happened!! Norata sunk into the sunken place like many Shekpeteris predicted. Lol and behold, Lil Kesh disappeared, telling us he's started his MBBS exam (which BTW started ending of last season) AGAIN. it's been almost 7 months, yet Lil Kesh still dey exam hall. Em mate don write finish, submit dey wait am. Make them try win on Sunday if you no go see am here telling you he's finally done with a 3-hours exam in 7 months.

BushWickBill:
It's a combo of all join.

Like you said even the greatest optimist would not take the bet on Chelsea qualifying for the CL
Liverpool of the past would bottle it but even then Chelsea have been abject all season. This game just summed up the entire season.

They slipped from first to fifth.

The delusion of grandeur ran all season long.

When someone disparages Matic as a bag of beans and others tell you Costa is expendable then you need or look too far to see the problems with these mostly irrational fans.

I couldn't believe that normal people actually supported Conte's move to sack Costa (over a text message for that matter) and replace him with that effeminate piece of Spanish garbage called Morata in here. Someone who never managed to tie down a starting berth in all his clubs prior cost £70 million. Yet they say we are maga united.

Missrata deal has got to go down as the biggest scam of all time, bigger than MMM. When next Shekpetewons hears that Madrid wants to sell any player to them, they'll be like. . .

BushWickBill:
Three things are sure in dis life

Death taxes and fun Lord eating free money

The free money is a sure banker once it's against the Shekpite in the WiLLLderness.

I don't know which of these realities is more laughable.

A. The fact that Newcastle just buttraped Shekpetewons.

B. The fact that they are headed to Yorupa League.

C. The fact that they won't be seeded even against the likes of Rapid Vienna and FC Cluj.

D or the shocking fact that for one second, for fvcking one second, Awon Shekpitetewons thought Loserfool will bottle it and they stand a chance against their superiors (Newcastle).

I think it's the last option. This is called grandoise delusion, the worst type of delusion. Wait o!! So una dey vex, dey wail because you guys think say somehow, somehow, una go escape Yorupa League? What sort of delusion is this nitori oluhun?!!

Nobody will see the presence of Lil Kesh. Ever since Missrata lost form, Lilkesh disappeared like the fart of leperous Awon Shekpeteri. Blaming his exile on the never-ending MBBS exam that's been going on for a year now. If they win the FA Cup next week, his MBBS exam will automatically come to an end and he'll be here to gloat.

Funlord somewhere in Lagos begging Nihilist's money to come unto him, telling it "come nearer'.

I dey shame for some posters on this thread. I think Hensbrain has infiltrated our camp. God, what's happening to our United faithfuls? Na to sell una for free to Shekpites, coz only some Awon Shekpeteris fit vomit these kind jargons I dey read.

ToyinDipo:
That's what I was trying to prove.
Put a worse defence in front of DDG, then he won't get the 17CS
On the flip side, put Perriera in goal, then united concedes more

I think you're either trolling or just putting yourself up for ridicule because I doubt any sane person will argue against facts.

For fùck's sake DDG has SAVED more shots than Courtois has FACED. Do you even understand the magnitude of that statement? Why you dey type like someone under the influence of village witches? Which other defence could be worse than ours?


Do you know that with the high pedestal you've placed our shambolic defence on, Assanal, yes the error prone Assanal has conceded less TOTAL shots than us?

Do you know out of the top 6, we've conceded the most shots on TARGET except for Assanal, yet only a goal behind City, who are the team with the least shot on target conceded, by just a goal?

We're only better than Assanal by least shot on TARGET conceded by just 2 GOALS only, do you know that?

People keep screaming Loserfool, Loserfool, do you know that for all the criticisms Loserfool defence gets, not only have they conceded least total shots than us, they have conceded least total shots on target than us?

Is comprehension too hard for you because that can be the only reason you're downplaying the miracles DDG pulled off this season. I don't think you understand what I wrote up there. Let me make it simple for you; United defence has been total crap, worse than Loserfool's, the reason Loserfool gets more criticism than us is than they have calamitous keepers while we have DDG. Replace DDG with Mignolet and we'll be dragging Yorupa League with Burnley!!

Study this table carefully and stop typing shît. Too much Shekpe in your system has clouded your sense of discerning facts.

weedtaker:
highest points total in the league since SAF, from 6th to 2nd, ddg 1st golden glove award

yet some einsteins will be having sleepless night cuz the boss was praising the whole team instead of an individual. yeye the smell.

You're confusing yourself the more. Stop this weed. Nobody is arguing that Mourinho hasn't out-performed Nwoyes and van Goat, at least not me, what I'm saying is that all stats and highlight reels points to one fact - it's DDG that's almost responsible for our CS not the entire team like he's trying to paint it.

patrickmuf:
If Lukaku or say Pogba had won the award, wouldn't Mourinho have been jumping from place to place giving him the necessary accolades? I am sure he'd have stop briefly to fire cheap shots at Van Gaal and his United reign claiming a striker and not a goalie should be winning the clubs best player award...
Mourinho is his own problem...

Exactly. He's never wrong. He says one thing for another person, and when he's in the same situation as the person, he changes his speech. He fired shots at LvG for the same thing that happened in his tenure, but this time around, he didn't criticise himself.

I agreed with him when he said those words coz let's face the truth, when last did you hear a goalie won the player of the year repeatedly at big clubs? It shouldn't be so if the team was operating on a higher level. My problem with him is his sudden U-turn when it happened under his watch.

elrony:
Bia, Hapu enyia aka biko! !
Weedtaker carry on , nwa mama!!!

Okoporo ahu anakwugheri ka!!

weedtaker:
it wasn't team work, cuz he was also doing the scoring. obob go baff.

Wetin concern scoring with CS? If you score a million goals and still concede, have you kept a CS? Why take expired Kwale weed in this hot afternoon?

weedtaker:
Lol, clean sheet is no longer a team effort bcuz jose is incharge we for kuku the play without defenders na.

I wonder what Mourinho fed you that even when he's wrong, you can't admit it. This brainwashing is very strong.

I've never seen a more talkative coach in my entire existence than Mourinho. Says the wrong things at the right time, wrong things at the wrong time, and right things at the wrong time. Worst of it all is that his words have a way of coming back to bite him in his azz. Despite what he said about DDG winning our player of the year as a way to mock van Goat, under him DDG has won it again and he's changed narrative.

We have the worst defence amongst the top 5, only better than maybe Loserfool defence. We've faced more shots than other top 4. Heck, DDG has saved more shots than the likes of Courtois and Ederson has faced, yet Mourinho can't give DDG his due praises. I guess it's team work that saved us against Arsenal when we'd have lost that match easily without De Save's brilliance. SMH!!

SailorXY:
iro nla.
It was very physical by West Ham from the first whistle & the ref was an incompetent buffoon. His nonchalance allowed that game snowball into an appalling contest.

This season showcased the worst form of referring from EPL refs. No wonder FIFA shunned them for WC.

patrickmuf:
Thanks, just checked flash score and Martial was left on the bench even when he needs game time to stake a place in the French team.

Our attack was blunt today. When Mourinho wanted to bring in Rashford, I was hoping Lindeolf would be taken out but he chose to remove our best player Lingard. I pray we don't play like this against the Awon Shekpeteris in FA Cup final.

Skimpledawg:

Awon Shekpitetewon

Skimpledawg:
We are.
Do not mislead our fans

Thanda give you BJ there!!

Skimpledawg:
Cmon West Ham

See ehn. . .

patrickmuf:
Not watching the game, how's Shaw playing?Looks like the team is playing well and creating chances from the stats I'm seeing...

The team is not playing well but Shaw is.

See what this foolish Pogba just caused. Pass ball and be free but no, you'll hold onto ball unnecessarily. Ode!!

Na only Lingard come match for us. The rest dey waste time.

brainiacadeboi:
#5555

In 5556?

Very boring and dry match.

This Makossa Wasteham player no wan get sense.

This is looking like a boring draw. Na wa o.