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CaptainStephen:
professional girls so we now have certified professional girls.

Yeah! There Are Escort Agencies In Developed Countries That Offer Such Services At A Price. They Even Have Male Escorts For Single Or Rich Ladies Generally.

The Emir Decided To Omit Himself From The Event Just Like His Photo Was From The Program Brochure. #Westlife

I Just Love Tiwa. Haters Can Go To Hell

Mogidi:
Oil is now over $80 yet Buhari's padded budget says $45.

The Remaining $35 Or So Is What Goes Into The Excess Crude Account Which They'll Later Syphone Through Bogus Contracts And Other Funny 'Sub-heads', Then Share The Rest Among Themselves And The State Governors

But Herdsmen Dont Carry Ak47s Na. This Op Goofed, According To The Current Journalism Standard In 9ja, These Guys Are Called Armed Bandits Not Fulani Herdsmen.

Gbe Fun Won Je Bi Seun Egbegbe

As Much As We All Knw Davido Is Still A Young Chap, Neither He Nor Chioma Is A Kid. I Mean They Are Both In Their Twenties. Or Is Open Display Of Love Exclusively Meant For Old Age? I Only Sense Jealousy Cos Her Own Supposed 'Davido' Turned Out To Be A Notorious Iphone Thief. Ipone 1- Legbegbe, ... Iphone 7- O ma Lo... Oya Eh Fun Won Legbegbe, Gbe Fun Won Je Bi Seun Egbegbe

Flexy2vybes:
I hear, me wer dy crack almst al d joint 4 mabody evn ma spine. i crack ma left foot non stop evn inside shoe.

Waoh! You Must Be A Contortionist

He Must Have Met Odin In Valhala By Now. Dead Men Dont Count (In Aro Mates' Voice)

Deltayankeeboi:
welcome to the streets!

people die everyday. i no longer feel a thing when i see another death be it untimely or timely.
something must kill a man. . . life goes on. .

as the viking norsemen would say "the dead don't count".

I Feel 4 The Poor Girl And Her Family, But "Dead Men Dont Count"

NwaAmaikpe:



Is the Porsche seller a girl to have gotten so easily carried away?
I've never seen a male businessman this stupid.

Believe U've Seen A Female Businessman Or Male Businesswoman That Stupid

marwanafrica:
Remove the S by urself, nd produce the rest by urself, mr perfect being

I Didn't Mean To Make U Feel Bad, But Even If U Take Out The 's', The Phrase Is Still Wrong In That Context. It Should Have Been 'Later Knew'

marwanafrica:
the first day I heard this word thesis from my supervisor I nearly fumble, but Tnk God I letter knows what he meant

You 'Letter Knows'... Are You Serious?

In My Opinion, Typing 'Amen' To These Sort Of Social Media Posts Is Inconsequential, Cos In The First Place, The Bible Admonishes Xtians To Pray For The Repentance Of Their Enemies So They Dont Die In Their Sins Instead Of Praying For Their Death. Secondly, Upon Our Religious Fanatism, Nigeria Still Has One Of The Lowest Life Expectancy And Highest Infant Mortality Rates In The World Due To Our Poor Standards Of Living. Citizens Of Countries Like Japan And Switzerland Live Better And Longer Lives Despite The Fact That They Are Not As 'Religious' As Nigerians And Africans In General. These Pastor-preneurs Should Invest More Of The Common-Wealth In Their Custody In The Welfare And Medicare Of Their Members Instead Of Playing To The Gallery In Order To Perpetually Gull Their Vulnerable And Miracle-seeking Members

The Way Some Guys Rape English Language Sha... How Can One "Came To A Wedding To Stole" A Whole Television? Was He Supposed To 'Stole' Only The Carton?

The Way Some Guys Rape English Language Sha... How Can One "Came To A Wedding To Stole" A Whole Television? Was He Supposed To 'Stole' Only The Carton?

carpmam:
Senator dino melaye has a better car collections than all of them put together

Them Try But All Of Them Dey Learn Work 4 Where Dino Dey

Where Is Airforce1? Or Has He Employed A New PA?

Nice. If Jay Jay Is Taller Than Them, Then They"re Really Short

Good Morning Prof. Osunbade!

Iphone Is To Smartphones What Mercedese/Rolls Royce Is To Automobiles. While Android Based Smartphones Are Just Like Toyota, Nissan, Innoson Etc

"Hey Brother" Rest In Peace! The World Just Lost One Of The Best Djs/producers In EDM/techno. Levels And Hey Brother Were My Favorites Of His Tracks. Oh O Some Times, I Got A Good Feeling, Yeah...

Cow Rearing Is A Private Biz Just Like Poultry Farming And Cassava Planting. So Herders And Their Bosses Should Be Made To Acquire Lands For Their Private Ranches And Open Grazing Banned. No State Should Give Up Their Lands Free To Fulani Herdsmen Who Will Later In Life Want To Drive Out The Original Natives And Indigenes To Claim The Territory In Their Quest For Ethnic Cleansing. Our Business Men Should Also Invest In Ranching So They'll See And Knw We Can Meet Our Needs For Beef. We Shouldnt Be Totally Dependent On Fulani Beef For Our Existence. Lets Show Them We Can Also Do It Because Cow Rearing Is Not An Exclusive Reserve Of The Foolanis

profike91:
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So U Guys 've Taken This Thing To Nairaland. Got Tired Of Hearing Ur Ish On Planet FM101.1. Well.., There Are Greedy Folks Everywhere Though. U Can Catch A Lot Of Them Here. Happy Hunting

Its Not About Sacking Service Chiefs. The Problem Should Be Tackled Hollistically Starting From The Root Cause. Miyetti Allah Should Be Proscribed And Cows/other Cattles Restricted To Ranches So That Farmers Who Toil To Cultivate Their Farms Should Harvest Their Crops In Peace. If Stray Cows Dont Wander Into Farms To Destroy Crops, There Would Be No Altercation Between Farmers And Herdsmen That Eventually Leads To The Carnage All The Time. Open Grazing Should Be Banned And Ranching Encouraged. Let Our Businessmen Invest In Ranches Like Its Done In Saner Climes. Cow Rearing Is Not An Exclusive Reserve Of Foolanis Alone. We Can Also Do It Like Any Other Agric Practice. We Southerners Can Also Rear Cows: Not Like The Crude, Savage And Barbaric Foolanis But Like The Refined And Cultured Cowboys In Texas And Other Civilised Climes. Jay Jay

mandate12:
Toyota CRV ?

Hahaha. Honda CRV I Meant To Say

dominique:
When will Nigerians start to differentiate Jeep from SUV?

I Tire My Sister. The Same Way Knorr Seasoning Cube Is Called Maggi. I Think Its Because Most If Not All Jeep Models Are SUVs

Nice One. However, Thats A Honda CRV Not A Jeep. Jeep Is Another Automobile Brand Just Like Toyota, BMW Or Audi. They(Jeep) Have Their Different Models Too Eg. Wrangler, Liberty, Grand Cherokee Etc. Just Funny How Nigerians Refer To SUVs As Jeeps. Same Way Knorr Cube Is Called Maggi And Ariel Or Klin Called Omo

ShitHead:
Please what does Alibaba do for a living. Is he the owner of Alibaba.com. Or, a house husband.

He Is A Pioneer In Stand Up Comedy And One Of The Richest Comedians In 9ja. Alibaba.Com Is Owned By Jack Ma, A Chinese Business Man

Oyetboy:
That fuucker should be hanged for killing that innocent dolphin �

What's The Difference Between You And Buhari/his Fulani Kinsmen Who Kill And Advocate The Killing Of Human Beings As Payback For The Death Of Cows

Congrats My Man Uche Nwaezeapu! His Gulder Ultimate Search Story Is An Inspiring One. He's The Only Ultimate Man That Won At His Fifth Consecutive Screening Trial After Failing And Getting Disqualified At 4 Previous Attempts. We(Jungle Mates) Felt Very Bad For Him When He Was Disqualified At The Sea School, Apapa, During Our Final Screening For GUS Season 5 In 2008 Which I And 9 Others Made It Through To The Jungle At Our First Screening Attempts. We All Thought It Was Because He Had A Tattoo And Partly Because Of Poor Diving Skill From A Wrecked Ship Into The Ocean Which All Of Us That Made It To Nationals Were Made To Undertake. He Became A regular Yearly Customer That Brand Managers And Many Other Folks At Nigeria Breweries Plc Already Knew Him. Dude Never Gave Up, He Applied For The Next Season(2009), Went Through The Rigorous Regional Screenings, Qualified For Final National Screening And Medicals In Lagos, And Eventually Won And Became The Ultimate Man After Five Years Of Not Giving Up On His Dreams.

Great Woman! Reminds Me Of Annalise Keating From 'How To Get Away With Murder.' Proudly 9ja