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SNOWCREAM:
Blah blah blah...
It's not unknown that you're a dimwit, a social outcast and a self-glorifying slowpóke who's only life is behind a screen displaying "Nairaland", we also know you don't live life, what you live is a lie, and you've the lowest esteem offline, that's why Nairaland likes, shares and mentions mean the world to you to the extent you had to log in on various accounts to like your own comments and also share your comment link to your group for likes. So dumb are you, you collected some fellow dimwits like yourself to help each other live a facade on this forum. You my friend, are the greatest dimwit ever, you who collects dimwits.

Everyone on here is keeping it real, we're not outcasts offline hence we don't need the approval of other people online to feel good. It's very clear you're the one who masturbatés, not me, I'm not an Albino, and you aren't even quarter to handsome, I get laid and I don't need to come online to seek glory

Be wise, my foolish friend.

LOL, my unintelligent friend Snowcream, it took you almost 1 hour to spew this hogwash? Don't tell me you passed through the aches and pains of typing with fidgety sweaty palms only to reply me with this preposterously malformed poppycock? You are not only a disgrace but a genetically maladjusted oxy-morron to think you pose a threat!

As if following me with all your monikers won't grant you social salvation, you've deluded yourself with thoughts of being a "nightmare" to SINZ when you can't successfully scare a rat.

Yours is a classic case of an uninformed f00l who gobbles and swallows as fast as his 0.1 horsepower thinking faculty can take him. You're not just a posterchild for inane stupidity, you're an experiment, a human size representation of why chronic failures should use a condom and not plague this earth with the scums they birth!

I called you a chronic masturbator and that is exactly what you are, a low-lifer who escapes his harsh realities by wankking away his already mortgaged destiny! That's who you are! A fatuous f00l with who isn't worth the hair on my ass crack

Excessive wankking has reduced to brian tissue to a tub filled with white pap and you can no longer reason. I wouldn't blame you for that, I'd blame the witless imp who sired a malapdation of human race like you even though he was well aware that watery semen can only beget a son with half the self-worth of a house fly.

Fist yourself if you're pained. Afterall, you have explored all masturbatory techniques known to man! Trying a new fisting position is the closest you could get to being spontaneous

Let it be known that from this day henceforth, I, SIN.Z, first of his name, has dubbed you "El-Masturbatino"

You may now rise and go forth, conquering vaselines. From Baby Soft Gels to the good ol Petroleum Jelly.

Frozeen:
This one suppose pain the guy

SNOWCREAM:
The only thing I be mad about is how you leave lies on every thread, anytime you're on a thread about females you always go like

"Oh I had an ex like that...."

Except you're referring to just one ex who you've decided to convict guilty of every nairaland thread discussion then you're lying

You ain't the only p!mp, I don't see niggaz be saying "one of my ex" like always

I've just given you a tape-rule, measure your life and adjust accordingly. Stop been silly.

Lefulefu weldone by the way

This type of emotional outburst only happens when the only sexual salvation you get is Margaret and her four sisters (your palm). I see no reason why a normal man with a functioning prick would deem it a gargantuan feat to have several ex's.

Dude stop masturbating and widen your horizon, bruh. Having a few ex's is not rocket science. Its not Industrial Physics. Its what regular men do. But chronic masturbators like yourself would feel its easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle, I understand.

I've decided to share my experiences where necessary, and its helped people.

Perhaps when there's a thread about the quantity of vaseline to apply for a smoother stroke, we'll Cc you


Now, furk off my mention.

TrapHedges:
lol bro that quote should be sold on eBay

ByForceFuck:
wow .. i ended up learning more in this frank discussion.. its easy to identify Great minds like yours because we have many dumb minds

TrapHedges:
DONT BE MAD IF YOU AINT PIMPIMG

SIN.Z

Martin124:
Nna eh na wa ooo,lemm email u...

lefulefu:
SIN.Z u better respond to this

ByForceFuck:
you sound like the most honest romancelander.

I perfectly agree with you. An open minded guy will benefit more from such girls with such fetishes if not , she may cheat on him with that guy she friendzoned that is open minded

Martin124:
does google translate have igbo?well how far na,?where are you based,?me I nor understand your way ooo,come eh we need to talk,nor be this NL talk oo,just seat and talk...

ByForceFuck:
I trust you did justice to her weird fetish

Infact I doubt if it's weird, you will be amazed by the number of girls with such desires

Martin124:
Nna eh isu igbo idrokwa easy na typing,okwa wanyor wanyor kan ji eso gi

ByForceFuck:
Baba I am loyal o. Some girls actually fantasize about being forced to have sex by their guys

Martin124:
bịa nwoke m apozi na m sir oo

Martin124:
chai Jizọs Kraịst oo, Ihọd ka na igbo ị ga-abụ? aaa
abeg m mechaa jide gị maka olu oo

Martin124:
bros bros I greet ya government oo

TrapHedges:
lol onye egwe.. Odizi ka'm we re the next flight na bia that way now now lol

aka nom ph oh.. Tmao i don bail shaaa, my plans wey makke me come back cast lol.


Nwanne ribe ife.. Onye wuo..its over haha

TrapHedges:
haahahahahahaha.. Onye oma, nwanne nke gi ka kwa nma.. Ano'm ebe ah na agba game since lol

onu owe kwara company ? Ima udi company nke naa ekwu

hylyne:
U r currently as guilty as before guy

Rukkydelta:
Happy Sunday

Bumbae1:
if i talk eh

TrapHedges:
lols.. Women!
Same here oh..church no close i leave dem bail oh...

Bumbae1: