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Kajaard:
So you are indirectly trying to tell us that you are less than 20 in age? We never asked for that information. You are no different from your friend.

That's a typo

I'm not in my twenties or teens.

maticar:
no wonder...

nairaland is indeed a leveler

That's a typo.

I'm not in my twenties or teens

One of my friends posted this. But hers was 10 years. I just laughed because all of us will still reach thirty. I told her no one will remain young forever, better humble yourself now and enjoy your youth.

Edit: I'm not in my early twenties or teens. That was a typo.

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SenecaTheYonger:
I notice Nigerians dont take vitamin C during cold season. The drug is literally built for cold smh

Why? What does it do?

illicit:
Or u can invite me over

All these ashawo men on nairaland

IconicR beware. These men are oloshos.

A man who accuses you of cheating too is cheating on you. If he's careless with his words, he is careless with his 2 inch dick 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

😭😭😭

Has it ever been this cold in the history of Nigeria??


Now if I wear my ashawo clothes, I stand the risk of freezing to death🥶🥶

This weather made me realise I don't have enough long and covered clothes.


God help us in this country. Tinubu wants to kill us, weather too wants to kill us.

HeartlessMan:
Better than a Nigerian woman.

Especially your female relatives☺️☺️☺️

Taylor90:
Olosho dey your eyes this girl

And your own too ☺️

Taylor90:
Malabites and Konji

There’s flour mill

There’s Mary Slessor

There’s moonshine at Uwanse

Infact I know over 20 Olosho spots in Calabar and this lecturer no see any of them go

Na students be him problem

Even Atekong sef

vickydevoka:
Will you marry me?

Why

Hardy123:
What are you offering in return?

Boss bitch attitude 🖕💅💅

If you're a rich nairalander, my account is open.

MrBrownJay1:
you missed the point.... the idea of poligamy is:
- to have multiple wives with whom you can have as many children as you desire in a short period of time. a polygamus man can even have 10 kids in 3/4yrs, while you will need to wait at least 8/9 long yrs and that woman's body, mind and soul would be busted up.
- to have multiple women so that when one wife act a fool, you can just focus on the other wives (without being emotionally/sexually blackmailed by temporary crazy wifey)
- to have multiple wives with whom you can a dedicated peaceful home...each wifey dedicated to a specific chore (one for cooking, other for cleaning, one for chidren caring etc) and every week you switch their duties.
-5 understanding women is better than ONE...
- to have plenty of different coochie to mount without having to sneak out at the dead of night like a cheating rat. you got plenty plenty different coochie right at home.

here is a simple clue: put ONE woman on an island with 99men, and after 50yrs you will have max 100adults and their 40 children (and their offspring) top....but on the other hand, put one man on that same island with 99 women and in 50yrs, you will have a community of adult with their 500 children and their offsprings. Polygamy can never be bad for humanity. unless you put a bunch of gays and travesti on that island, and what you will get after 50ys, is the corpse of 100 dead MEN!

You mumu oo

Who will take care of those children?

talented321:
Na olosho she be' you take her like that or u leave it.

You people are mad.

And you were fuûcking somebody's daughter with this kind of prick.
Omo! Nigerian men are too dirty.

Better go for test to ascertain what's wrong with you, I don't think it's the end.

Jesus!!!

Why are Burkina Fabe men so good looking

He's not that fine sha
But he's okay.

I'm not even angry at wannahowzit (everyone knows he's a boring troll with stale insults), I'm furious at those stupid Nigerians that like his posts and support him.

I swear you people deserve to be sold into slavery

Jakumo:
You are absolutely correct. Due to sheer ignorance about fundamental female psychology and a major confidence deficit that beset me in my younger years, I did NOT get to bang enough women when I was in my twenties so there is a strong element of making up for lost time in my lifelong taste when it comes to women. That said, there is NO man alive of ANY age that can resist the powerful innate sexual allure of a woman in her biological prime, which is GENERALLY between the ages of 20 to 25. Some men may lie to the contrary, but they fool nobody with such protestations.

Going by your profile picture, Siofra, you happen to be one of the rare exceptions to the general rule governing female aging, most likely by virtue of your lifetime dedication to staying fit with a good diet and regular vigorous exercise. You are, once again, a notable and visually stunning exception to the rule though I hasten to add that your elevated testosterone levels due to age MIGHT mean you already wear the trousers in your current romantic relationships. God bless Nigeria.

Thanks.

I appreciate your honesty. Not many men will come clean and state that they prefer 20-25 year olds.

What do you mean by "you already wear the trousers in your current romantic relationships" You think I'm masculine? How do you define a masculine woman?

Jakumo:
For most men including yours truly, a woman's desirability begins but does not end with her physical fitness and aesthetically obvious beauty. That beauty must NOT be artificially enhanced like the rock-hard surgically fabricated facsimile of natural curvature displayed by that aging mother-of-ten Ms. Kim Lardassian of the plastic udders fame. Under this purely visual category of feminine beauty, overweight women, and most older women aged above 30 do not even register on the radar of my visual perception. By this, I mean that if she ain't smoking hot, I don't see her at all, even at close range. She simply becomes invisible to me.

Age is absolutely critical as well in that MOST women who have passed the age of 30 require cosmetic surgery on their face and body in order to try and approximate the youthful freshness of a younger nubile woman whose face and body have not yet begun to succumb to the effects of gravity, the sun and their own predominant state of mind, which tends to etch the lines of their most frequent negative mood such as anger or disdain "permanently" on their weathered faces.

A second even more important consequence of aging among women is that their blood testosterone levels RISE dramatically with age, particularly when they are above 30 years old, thus causing them to develop a host of undesirably MALE characteristics including aggression, jealousy of younger women, cunning, arrogance, deviousness, vindictiveness, greed, selfishness, and a complete loss of human empathy.

Finally, while the youthful feminine allure of women in their early twenties is utterly irresistible to most red-blooded males purely at face value, that initial magnetism can begin to wane and fade if the woman is found to be vain, materialistic, overly demanding, promiscuous, or even so lacking in formal education as to require a dumbed-down vocabulary in order to hold up their end of a casual conversation. While the beauty queen of every man's dream need not also be a Nobel Prize-winning academic to retain her man's attraction, she should at the very least have completed a level of formal academic achievement equivalent to high school or preferably university.

Listed above are the most important and obvious factors that influence a typical man's evaluation of what constitutes a "high-quality woman". Anyone who observes that these considerations are superficial, subjective, and time-dependent would be absolutely correct in that assessment, yet this is the harsh reality of the male psyche that has evolved over thousands of years, with no obvious indications of significant change evident on the near or distant horizon even today in the good year 2023.

I don't know, but when you talk about 20-25 year old girls, you remind me of Humbert Humbert in Lolita. And I don't like to think of that novel, it's very uncomfortable.

I don't meet your criteria for a high quality woman. I'm in my early thirties (I'm literally called an evening newspaper here every other day. How did you miss that?)

And I'm very materialistic too.

Honestly, I think you might have some unresolved trauma. Did you not get to bang enough young women in your 20s? And so you're trying to catch up? You need to be sincere with yourself.

Jakumo:
Not all women can be bought with money, as this story you've kindly posted about one of Elon Musk's failed seduction attempts aboard a private jet clearly illustrates.

The EU and USA count among their billionaires many who are tired of renting call girls, yet are so inept at the nuances of sparking female attraction that such men are often LONELY even as they relax amidst the opulent trappings of their eye-watering wealth.

The mother of Elon Musk's child has the appearance of a prepubescent child herself and is no beauty queen by any yardstick, suggesting that Elon Musk, who has described himself as being autistic in some regards, never developed the social skills needed to attract and marry a quality woman of great beauty and intellect commensurate with Mr. Musk's towering social status as one of our planet's richest men.

Another famous billionaire whose bride is no beauty queen is Jeff Beezos of Amazon who recently became engaged to a middle-aged, plastic surgery-disfigured puffy-lipped woman that would never turn any heads at the beach, yet is now positioned to secure a multi-billion dollar divorce settlement just as soon as she can sink in her claws deeply enough. That very odd selection of a plain old pedestrian-looking woman with fish lips and hard plastic fake tits for a bride, suggests that Jeff Beezos, like Elon Musk, is also severely lacking in the seduction skills that are essential to any man seeking a high-quality woman for sex or marriage.

And who do you deem a high quality woman?
What do high quality women possess?

She has the right to do whatever she wants with her body


Fūck you and your stupid thread

Beautiful ♥️

DevilishMan:
Ishilove pocohantas ibkayee samantha124 goodlady siofra
Fight for your love

You're so embarrassing🤦🤦🤦

Like he said, get a life

Jeon:
Same.
Work took me away.
😂 But I do visit here sometimes

Ooohh.

Just that I've missed you here. Your comments and all.

Glad you're tormenting Larrycork

Jeon:
Hello dear,

how have you been?.

I've been doing fine. What about you. Where have you been?

Jakumo:
You be sharp man. You know that by disqualifying her, you will subconsciously inspire her to PROVE that she meets all the criteria you have listed, in order to gain access to the python you wield.

Anyway that said, I am jealous sha, since this woman causes storms in my brain and trousers, and I do not appreciate this skilled competition.

Both of you are crazy 😹😹

Jakumo:
Siofra is by far the sexiest and most drool-worthy Nairaland forum woman writer in existence, but it is only when I conclude these urgent consultations with my tenured Babalawo and Ifa Practitioners that the way forward to the promised land will manifest before my eyes.

It is well o. Diariz God o.

Siofra ehn, ....well...hmmm I go talk am later.

Stand by for developments pellow kwantiri-mans.

Talk wetin dey your mind now! No talk later.

Your flattery skills are maestro tier but I will not fall Jakumo