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1) Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).
2) He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).
3) He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).
4) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
5) Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788).
6) Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904).
7) He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III 1709).
He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
9) Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999)
10) Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).
11) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
12) Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
13) No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Buhari (1983)
14) Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job (Lord Lugard 1914)

@op must be high on some drugs... Dont understand a word

Anybody with a
working cwm recovery download link for tecno a7?

@op, what next after rooting?

Yellow

Ask them why can't they make good songs....

I'd go to Finland

Please include names of all the wicked uncles in our villages killing anybody prosperous.Now that's evil.

Good people please i need recommendations on how to deal with termites as they are destroying my roofing woods and doors in my building. Any recommendation would be taken seriously.Help a Nigerian.

Vote Alex Oti for a change in Abia State...

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Great as always....

Nigerians hate hearing the truth, @ OP wish you the best

So far in 2014, I have come across some badass rock songs like coldplays' a sky full of stars, tovelos' habits,Paramores' aint it fun and a lot more.......but there is one that gets me singing and that is Battle cry by Imagine dragons(soundtrack for transformers 4). Drop yours u rock fans

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Imagine a tablet that could be extended into a 15-inch 16:9 display-cum-desktop PC. That is the idea behind the Apollon concept.

On the go the Apollon is a tablet companion, around the 8-inch mark. But thanks to a flexible screen, spun around rollers at either end, the tablet can be pulled out into a larger 15-inch display.
Techandgadge.