₦airaland Forum

GOCEO:
No one asked you abt her tribal mark, learn to mind ur business n u will av a long life.

LilMissRobbie:
Alhamdulillah.. can't thank you enough most merciful God.




I'm still appealing o, please let's not forget to be washing our hands and be sanitizing our environment

clockwisereport:
I gwarum ne i bu onye Obukpa

Confirmedzombie:
Now that the case has reduced, is best time for the FG to enforce an aggressive Total lockdown to win defeat this virus.

mizGene:
Good morning all. What rates do the apps exchange at? Bank or parallel?

smokinloud:
NO I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO. I'VE BEEN TO THREE CAFÉS AND STILL SAME SHIT. IT SEEMS THE WEBSITE IS THE PROBLEM.

Openbusiness:
A little history lesson: it was the Romans that crucified Jesus, crucifixion was a common practice in Rome because it was meant to set an example to public to be a deterrent to committing crimes against the State. They are nailed to a tree at a high position off the ground or nailed to an erected high wooden pole for all to witness. The victims don't die immediately, it takes several hours, some even days, depending on the weight of the condemned and how much the puncture on the vein arteries was when the tornado-grade steel nails were hammered through the hands and feet, and blood leaked out slowly and life drained out of the body step by step, the victim gradually getting weaker as time went by and the vision starts to black out due to lack of sufficient flow of blood to the brain as the blood pressure continues dropping. The weight of the body being pulled down by gravity keeps excruciating pain flowing through the nerve endings to the brain, back and forth like a swinging pendulum. And oh yes, let's not forget the scorching burns of the sun burning on their exposed skin, and the heat wave of the perambulating winds. And this is why crucifixion is among the most painful ways to die. Like dying a dozen deaths at once. It was a biophysics engineering kind of death. The Romans were so brutally intelligent

Randy91:
You didn't still answer my question

What have you offered in the relationship other than sex.
No wonder ur face is finer than ur Brain

victorian:
He's not a politician. He works smart for his money and God always blesses him.

He sees me a rare diamond , my achievements as top notch! My pedigree? Pure blue blood, my beauty and looks glow like the moon and loves me to the moon and back.

He rarely ask for sex cos he's a very busy guy but always available for me.

Very extremely successful delta guy.

He's called money never runs dry. Aka Mr Capable!

asanwafo:
IPOB e-dog

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

braine:
Hypocrites plenty for this platform.

braine:
Its not a bad condition.

In my opinion, the two ladies are trying to use OP.

Op may not necessarily want to sleep with the sisters, but the outcome of this request is a win for OP: its either they accept whereby OP bonks them both, or they get disgusted and dump OP thereby saving OP his money.

I don't understand the rubbish everyone is putting here.

kevoh:
It is. Unless, you are preparing the drink yourself, you can not confirm with certainty the level of hygiene during the preparation.

You are talking of people that can even afford 100k to buy fabricated machine. I am talking of the woman with no funds who sends her kids to pick up bottles on the ground and waste bins, that they will just simply wash and start selling kunu and zobo to you and people still rush them.

Commentor:
You that was looking for Ashewo joint in Owerri have the audacity to call people evil?

kalvoken:
I don't know how sure the dude was, he is from benue though. I guess he should be very sure.


I only know a place at alausa bus stop going to ojoto. You need to see the quantity of this zobo leave as they are parked in warehouse. Wether they export it I can't tell. I only saw it wheniwent to purchase some material at the next warehouse.

kalvoken:
I don't know how sure the dude was, he is from benue though. I guess he should be very sure.


I only know a place at alausa bus stop going to ojoto. You need to see the quantity of this zobo leave as they are parked in warehouse. Wether they export it I can't tell. I only saw it wheniwent to purchase some material at the next warehouse.

martineverest:
the Maggi u added is same as the seasoning in indomie..they both contain MSG.

the highly processed noodles contains flour and chemicals that causes diabetes,heart diseases etc

Miracle1991:
just read the nonsense you just typed. If he quit politics how Will he be a sincere vp? Abi in your village there is a position of vp in the pulpit?

asanwafo:
E-diot. contine praying. U claim a Christian, why do u judge? Don't u know any other politician could be responsible for what is happening in southern Kaduna?

Commentor:
For bitter kola sorry Peter Obi right?