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IamAirforce1:
Whenever a girl is coming to visit me for the first time in my house. I do crazy things sometimes to know the kind of girl she is
Especially if she's a girl I like so much.

First, I would tryna make sure she cook
because I like food and girl wey no sabi cook don't deserve my love.

Secondly, I sometimes scartter everywhere to see if she will querry why everywhere s scattered and then put them back in their place.
Girl wey no sabi put eye for ground observe things Na Suwegbe.


Thirdly,
Know the kind of girl you're dealing with.
Do things she doesn't like sometimes to know if she's highly temperamental or not (very important)
If both of you are highly temperamental, please free her so you no enter One Chance relationship.



And if after all this test she pass, please treat her well.



Any girl that is willing to "chop my money " on our first date, should also be ready to cook for me the very first day she sets her foot in my house.

so you expect a lady coming to your house for the first time to cook and arrange your house for you? My brother any lady who does that is either desperate or plain stupid, if you don't have the courtesy of tidying up your room knowing fully well you are expecting a visitor then you need cane o, test or no test

Ekakamba:
We have received exclusive pictures from a reader about a 60-year-old corper who is currently serving at Ika North, in Delta State.

Identified as Mr. James, he is fondly called “Daddy”. The pictures were taken during their monthly clearance at the local government secretariat In Ika North East, Delta State.

See the photos below:

LMFAO


The guy beside him looks like a mod here. .....


http://www.yabaleftonline.com/meet-60-year-old-corper-currently-serving-delta-state/

I thought you can't serve once you are above 30? na WA o

celestialdamsel:
his body looks kinda rough

exactly my thoughts, I'm guessing he has some sort of disease, that could be the reason for the grey hair sef

nice

mailtimi:
A Twitter user @Beanchesterr share his experience with a computer science graduate from LAUTECH who came for interview at his office and was asked to create a computer folder.

According to him, the guy was sweating. See his tweet below and a few responses:
https://i0.wp.com/naijalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG_20170425_065543.jpg

https://i2.wp.com/naijalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG_20170425_065704.jpg

Source: http://naijalog.com/checkout-hilarious-tweet-about-lautech-comp-sci-graduate-who-couldnt-create-computer-folder/

Chai see lie. I reserve my comment

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sugarbelly:
3 former colleagues of Tboss' brother, expose him as a serial woman beater who forced his ex to undergo numerous abortions.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5172047_tbo_jpeg0f66346a5dc1a2dbe7f1e4d91855d4e5

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5172048_unnamed1_jpeg88f00756db30afdd9d0c2c94272d12f9


www.nairaland.com/attachments/5172049_unnamed_jpegeb81ef0de119b1bcb59ef5b3f061480c

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/04/3-former-colleagues-of-tboss-brother.html

crucify him for what he has done but those that make what kemen did right?

bennywyse:
Growing up in Nigeria is really fun but we could be so negligent at times and that stops us from discovering new things, we often times just go with what other people do and we keep passing such knowledge to other generations yet to come. I know many Nairalanders don't know the real name of this fruit generally called "fruit" in Nigeria. The real name of the fruit is "Tropical Almond".

wow God bless you for this

Ebal:
Is Mercy Aigbe Bleaching ?! Fans Shade Her

Beautiful Nollywood actress and mother of two, Mercy Aigbe Gentry has in no doubt, aged and radiantly in the past few years of her acting career.
With her ever flamboyant fashion statements and elegant looks on her social media pages, her fan base continues to grow strong and large with them adoring the delectable actress.
one of Mercy Aigbe fan with the handle, @sshpre, took a bold step and asked her for remnants of her bleaching cream, in one of the recent photos shared by the stunning light skinned actress.
Writing on instagram she said:
“Auntie ur skin Na die! I know haters will say Na bleaching cream, ehn no lele, I Dont mind having the remnants inside d container joo auntie me #pityface”
what do you think though? Could it be whitening cosmetics rather than bleaching?

http://ebalsblog..co.uk/2017/04/is-mercy-aigbe-bleaching-fans-shade-her.html

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na WA for you ooo, she just gave birth in that pics na, look at her hands and you will see its fair. am not ruling out the fact that she toned her skin but I don't think she bleached. BTW money naturally makes one glow, you don't expect her to look the way she looked 10years ago na, ahba

Jolar101:
Seriously? Last time I checked, its my right to read every front and back threads on NL republic.

That's not me @ d pic tho. He's my boy trusted ally and best friend. Say hi to Hazard.

But it is not your right to troll peoples post. be a good boy and walk pass if it has to do with someone you don't like. BTW I detest creatures that look like your bestie, so I would pass on saying hi

Jolar101:
Really?

Sweetheart pls don't bring any damn topic related to her to this Republic of NL.

Nairaland is a forum for all, you are the one who shouldn't bother opening a post since you apparently don't like the person the thread is about, BTW you look nice @pics

Jolar101:
Make use of your words carefully.

Look at twu

And if I don't? you don't like her right? then stay the hell outta her business! jeez!

esmarcq:
Thank you, your qoute is noted, you can go on with your normal life now

I think you need that advice more than I do. one more thing Please, try taking a spoon of honey every morning, that will help reduce the hatred bottled up in you, leave tboss alone! #NoToRacism#

[quote author=Jolar101 post=55479246]Because of 500k she doesn't want to see her not up to 19 fans. How much more she had won Efe's positions Make she bounce.

Abi she is crying for losing amounts and recognition Efe gotten?[/quote
Chai how come you are brainless?! it's best she doesn't step out for now Cus the hatred is just too much, am sure beasts like you will ever be ready to hurt her! she calls herself a queen and that's an issue? just Cus she has no IC like most Nigerians Theb she is a witch? private Jet owners are asking her out Please how is that her fault? does she have control over the kind of people that ask her out? y'all should get a life and leave her alone!

esmarcq:
Based on logistics,next time the white wi*ch should be humble and sit down.. Tho there will be no next time

Tboss would always remain relevant Cus of people like you, instead of celebrating your Yeye efe you dey carry the queen matter for head like gala, Abeg shift

CheezyCharles:
nobody wants to see her! we're seeing EFE! and he's motivating us! #NOBODY_WEY_NO_FIT_TO_MAKE_AM .E go better for all of us!

Mr man speak for yourself

dingbang:
collapse ke... I go shift ur womb o

Abeg swerve

NubiLove:
nairaland would never have something like that

like how?

[quote author=dingbang post=55043128]its a talent.. They would make provision for all and sundry.. Let's go together..[/quote

If I go with you who will come back here to post say you don collapse for stage? go your own and I would do the posting

CuteJude:
u be special craze ooooo

Abi imagine the question he asked na

dingbang:
What if my talent is to fvck non stop...

it's allowed, just make sure you bring a human being who you gonna Bleep, I doubt they would make provision for that...

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This is nice of her

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This is nice of her

rawdpiper:
Engineering Students - 100,000 Medical Students - 200,000

thanks for the correction

Alvaropromise:
150?....wrong Info!

how much please?

ishowdotgmail:
This doesn't change the fact that UI remains the best institution in Nigeria.

Take it or leave it

I concur

engrchykae:
my dear,frequent strike action is one the qualities of a corrupt and bad tertiary institutions.dont try to shift the goal post.

you have said it all. 'FREQUENT' not occasional, they don't strike that much.

electronicsguuy:
Is that all?

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The booster can be plugged to small generator like tiger generator and bigger generating plants. It does not affect the sound of the generator neither will it affect your generator set in any way.

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is that all you selling? it's too small na

legislatively:
And they said the school is the best in Nigeria

Because they are on strike doesn't make them less good. you can't totally judge with that.

Masterkolinks:
Pls OP, can I apply for NNPC Chevron and Agbami scholarship at the same time? Which is better in the two?

No you can't, they are both good but j kinda prefer NNPC

Masterkolinks:
Pls OP, can I apply for NNPC Chevron and Agbami scholarship at the same time? Which is better in the two?

No you can't, they are both good but j kinda prefer NNPC

adajoe555:
which courses are selected?

engineering, medical courses and few ther course. you should check the site