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God bless Nigeria army

If saraki knew that such doom awaits him, he wouldn't even think of becoming SP. I love politics. Its a game of brain not noise

Their business..

OZAOEKPE:
"PMB is boko haram, boko haram is APC!" quote me anywhere.

no time to quote U.. Okoko

@op. Nothing like secret in it. He deserve even more than it.... God bless TBJ

APC and lies. How can fayose kidnapped people who he loves and who loves him.. The best loving governor..

freshdude99:
After typing rubbish then you hash tag it fact?
Dude you dey craze abi Na crazy dey worry you...
Igbo you are not, research during election you didn't carry out
And you come here to spew rubbish
If no be say Na NL, Na backhand slap I for dash now...
Swerve boo

bingo talking

I hate hearing this kind of news... Sad

The truth still remains that no average igbo man truelly voted for apc as a party. Even okorocha indirectly campaign for GEJ. #Fact#

See as d guy beside osho Baba the hold en thing... See d guy body language

Brother U are in heaven dear.... Is better u have a woman who shows u her real character than a pretender. Ignore her rude xcher one day she must change

It can only be seen in south waist

Autolord:
Thank you GEJ for implementing this before handing over to this useless gworo baba

hahahahaha... Guy U wicked...

sigiyaya:
Is she a YORUBA woman?

who else does this kind of nonsense if not them....

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
.
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat own with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful
.

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
.
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat own with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful
.

jnrbayano:
This relationship started well. Very simple. No lies. No avarice. No pretences.

Why won't it last?

Happy married life nice couple.

God bless U for these write up

natas22:
Its simple Nigeria just made 2.5 trn naira within 3 months, are we not doing better without the ministers. The last minister of petroleum on her watch $20 billion got lost.


Sai buhari

my man talk TRUE na. 2.5trn and workers has not been paid. Guy fear God

natas22:
Its simple Nigeria just made 2.5 trn naira within 3 months, are we not doing better without the ministers. The last minister of petroleum on her watch $20 billion got lost.


Sai buhari

my man talk TRUE na. 2.5trn and workers has not been paid. Guy fesr God

There business not mine.

Ur life first b4 d job

Holyfield1:
Today is my birthday...Nairalanders show some love
A thousand likes is just enough to make me happy

is like, this is another method of gaining plenty likes by claiming that U have a birthday. Some guys re not laughing

The father of 13

U re a TRUE brother

Period of beating

How does that affect the 38 Microsoft sacked workers...

veekid:
akindindinrin


na Yoruba man hm go b

read again

excusemyfrench:
I know that bro. Contract staffs were also affected heavily but it's not the way most people see it. They're adequately compensated before their contract is terminated. I entered Shell through my pops influence. I did my Masters degree in Canada as soon I finished my service and by the special grace of God pops used his influence there to bring me in. He still had like 9years there before he retires. I had a job offer in Canada in an oil company too bit I decided to come back home.

U re correct, I was working with a sub contractor company to them on pipeline and well head hookup. Pm me lets talk much privately

excusemyfrench:
They're trying to reduce cost as a result of the dwindling oil prices. At this point your degree and level of experience also matters. Those mainly affected by this mainly affected by this are those who used back door entry into Shell and those who are long overdue for retirement. I'm a Shell staff and I was not affected by the sack. I'm a Master's degree holder from University of Saskatchewan and those of us with foreign degrees are given preferential treatment from Shell and other oil companies in Nigeria. So some of you here on nairaland should talking trash and peddling mumbo jumbo about those of us with a Master's degree. I hate inferiority complex.

you are right to an extent. But if U re a contract staff you re likely to be affected. Shell doesn't value the CS.

I knew such a thing will happen. Believe me only the contract staffs will be affected. useless set of worker who feels the owns d word