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Travel / Re: Flood Takes Over Houses In Lekki After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by sisanmattu: 9:44pm On Aug 14, 2018 |
That was what I thought initially |
Technology Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by sisanmattu: 1:29pm On Mar 17, 2017 |
Please how much is double cell battery for Dell inspiron |
Food / Re: Guy Accidentally Pays N1.2Million For A Plate Of Amala And Soup by sisanmattu: 6:48pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
That sounds incredible. Why should he be given a wrong bill sef? They could be sued! if it happened at all, the management should be able to settle amicably with the fellow. |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede Rocks Bum Short, Flaunts Cleavage by sisanmattu: 5:44pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
A poorly lit pic. Happy Sunday Nlanders 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Drop Your Best Wishes For Nigeria At 55 by sisanmattu: 12:50am On Oct 01, 2015 |
I wish for a Boko Haram-free Nigeria. I also wish for constant Electricity in this nation. God bless Nigeria 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Wishes For Our Country @ 55 Years? by sisanmattu: 12:31am On Oct 01, 2015 |
I wish for a Boko Haram-free Nigeria, and also a Nigeria of constant Electricity. God bless FRN 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ugliest Ugandan Man Welcomes 8th Child by sisanmattu: 5:41pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Pictures coming
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Jokes Etc / Ugliest Ugandan Man Welcomes 8th Child by sisanmattu: 5:38pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
A man who was officially named 'Uganda's Ugliest Man' Godfrey Baguma, 47, has welcomed his 8th child with his second wife, Kate Namanda,, who he married in 2013. This will be Godfrey and Kate's 6th child together, he has two children with his ex-wife who he divorced after he caught her cheating. Kate,30, gave birth to a baby girl earlier this week for Godfrey, who has a rare, unknown medical condition. Her first child for him was in 2008. Speaking on how they met, began dating and had children, Godfrey told Uganda's KFM: ‘I stayed with her four years before her people knew where she was. I didn’t want them to see me until we had a child because they'd definitely advise her to leave me. She left me when she was six months pregnant but I think she later accepted her fate because she came back two months later. I told her that I didn’t choose to look the way I do and that if she feels I am a burden, she is free to leave me’. |
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Was Raped By My Step-father,’maheeda Says On Father’s Day by sisanmattu: 2:31pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
who sent a father's day wish to you @"keep your wishes". Toh as the celebration no reach ur side. Happy Father's Day to my Dad and all important father figures in my life. |
Food / Re: See How This Young Girl Disgraced Herself After Drinking Too Much by sisanmattu: 8:42am On Mar 04, 2015 |
Dats y i like my bible. it tells me not to be drunk with wine( or beer or other liquor) but be filled with the holy spirit. 277 Likes 17 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Win On March 28 - Obasanjo [the citizen] by sisanmattu: 8:39am On Mar 04, 2015 |
The number 1 political godfather has spoken. But what does God say..... 2 Likes |
Politics / Top Fifteen(15) Most Miserable Countries In The World. REVEALED! by sisanmattu: 4:54pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Misery will be most acute this year in Venezuela, Argentina, South Africa, Ukraine and Greece – the five most painful economies in which to live and work, according to Bloomberg's 'misery index ' for 2015. Rising unemployment coupled with high inflation will hit these countries hardest, the financial services firm said. Venezuela, which tops the list, recently entered a recession, and its economy is expected to shrink by 7pc this year, according to data from the International Monetary Fund. The country has the highest annual rate of inflation in the Americas at 63.6pc. The collapse in world oil prices has left the country short of dollars needed to import many basic goods. The dire shortage of basic goods in Venezuela last week prompted neighbour Trinidad & Tobago to offer swapping tissue paper for oil. In Venezuela, which has the world’s largest oil reserves, citizens are lining up outside supermarkets for hours seeking a bag of clothing detergent, toilet paper or cooking oil. • Venezuela needs change now - and I am the man to deliver it Number two in the misery rankings, Argentina's economy contracted 1.5pc last year and will shrink 1.4pc this year before growing 2.6 per cent in 2016, according to economists surveyed by Bloomberg. South America’s second-largest economy shrunk following a default in July, the culmination of years of legal battles with creditors. Seeking to preserve international reserves that fell to an eight-year low last April, the Argentinian government increased limits on imports , making it harder for manufacturers to obtain supplies. Third-placed South Africa is still struggling to recover from a recession that hit the country in 2009. The country recently downgraded its growth expectations for 2015 to 2pc, from the 2.5pc it forecast in October. Electricity blackouts are now a daily reality and expected to continue for the next three years. • Colombia: from failed state to Latin American powerhouse The grimmest economies in 2015 1. Venezuela 2. Argentina 3. South Africa 4. Ukraine 5. Greece 6. Spain 7. Russia 8. Croatia 9. Turkey 10. Portugal 11. Italy 12. Colombia 13. Brazil 14. Slovakia 15. Indonesia Despite a recent ceasefire, tensions with Russia-backed rebels are prolonging joblessness in Ukraine, and inflation won't offer much relief, Bloomberg analysts predicted. Unemployment will climb to 9.5pc in Ukraine this year from 8.9pc in the third quarter of 2014, the survey data suggested. Inflation is projected to rise at a 17.5pc pace in 2015, compared with the 24.9pc rate in December. Ukrainian consumers are therefore set to be the fourth-saddest among 51 economies based on forecasts for the misery measure. However, it is an improvement on 2014, when the embattled country came second in the misery-index readings. Fighting has intensified in Ukraine in the past year Greece is 5th, Spain is 6th, Portugal is 10th and Italy is 11th in this year's ranking. Greece's public debt is now equal to 177pc of GDP , the highest level in the eurozone. The country has an eye-wateringly high unemployment rate of 25.8pc. More than half of Greece’s 15 to 24 year olds are out of work. The country is on the brink of leaving the eurozone, and the Greek government must pay the IMF €1.5bn in a series of deadlines this month, starting with €300m as soon as this Friday. • Greece eyes last central bank funds to avert IMF default Italy's public debt has jumped from 116pc to 133pc of GDP in three years. The youth jobless rate is 44pc. Meanwhile Italian GDP has fallen almost 10pc in six years. Italy's industrial production has dropped back to the levels of 1980. The 51 economies taken by bloomberg index average GDP per capita of $31,079. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11446325/Which-are-the-15-most-miserable-countries-in-the-world.html |
Romance / Re: Can Girls Live Without Attention? by sisanmattu: 12:43am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Can fish live without water? |
Politics / Re: Buhari's Loss Will Be Victory For Nigeria Democracy by sisanmattu: 2:18am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Obasanjo was a military ruler and later a democratic ruler who did reasonably well Buhari can do same even better. Your point is invalid, sorry about that 15 Likes |
Family / Re: Mysterious Or Totally Confused? by sisanmattu: 2:05am On Feb 28, 2015 |
The moment you tink you understand them dey show you sth else just like dat and leaves you womderin. They are not at all confused. Grammar can hardly find a word for this. |
Politics / Re: World Best Player, Christiano Ronaldo Shows Support For Buhari & APC by sisanmattu: 12:25am On Feb 27, 2015 |
I hear. Ronaldo APC ni, Messi PDP ko. Photoshop at its best joor. TGIF guys |
Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Respect You by sisanmattu: 2:11am On Feb 21, 2015 |
If He has you at heart. He'll respect you. Das it. |
Crime / Re: Asari Dokubo A Terrorist And A Failure To Niger Delta Amalgamation by sisanmattu: 1:58am On Feb 18, 2015 |
He keeps making noise here and there giving Niger Delta a bad name If Buhari comes he'll go for part 2 of exile. |
Celebrities / Re: Lorena Rojas ("Isabel Aroyo De Donoso") Dies At 44! by sisanmattu: 1:55am On Feb 18, 2015 |
Dis cancer sef. May God free us from all type of cancers oo 18 Likes |
Family / Re: The Powerful Slap Of Yoruba Mothers. by sisanmattu: 1:52am On Feb 18, 2015 |
These slaps are legendary..Tank God I'm all grown up |
Religion / Re: Is Oral And Anal Sex Spiritually Hygienic In Christian Marriages??? by sisanmattu: 11:25pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
You people keep saying its wrong without scriptural backing. When a couple is married they have every right to explore each other sexually. what was all the wait for. Going down missionary style everytime could be monotonous and can easily get boring. Variety is the spice of life o don't dull. Anal sex has its own health implications tho |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 4:47pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
No hard feelings. Its all good |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 4:41pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Firstly I'm not beggin you or any1 to take me seriously. Thanks for the constructive criticsms about my text-speaks. Il take care of that subsequently. Tanx 4 reading |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 4:12pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
She didnt smile, she blushed. Twas a response of that ilk i was after. A couple of minutes later we could appreciate the cutaneous nerves. I then said aloud to the group, " Its just cos of her", I said pointin at Eniola. They all cheered and the dimples stemmin from her smiles spoke volumes of her admiration for me. Kay and I and wer havin a dig @ Dayo who just made a "gunshot" with his terrible english as we wer waitin for tomiwa outside the lab. Eniola came along held my hand and drew me away from my company. She requested dat i walked wit her. I gestured to my friends and they nodded smilin. "That was really cool of you in there" she said in a sweet tone i hadnt heard in ages. "Dont mention enny", i said. We joked and laughed . Few moments are better than this. "Lets talk about us", i said. I made her to understand she really mattered to me and dat my past wouldnt come back. This time she was convinced, she believed dat i had changed (tho i knew i hadnt). I did the 3 sec rule i learnt from jamie ray; looked @ both her eyes and tip of her nose for 3 sec and she looked away. I knew i finally had her wer i wanted. "So are you gonna be my gal" Nope, was the blunt reply comin wif a bland expression. She giggled on seein my defeated look "Probably if you replaced the word "girl" wif "lady" you'll get a positive answer". She said with a grin. I happily did dat and she nodded her reply and sunk in my arms thereafter. So after 3 months 3 weeks and 5 days, here was my college girl! |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 1:22pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Il soon bring you the final part 1 Like |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 12:41pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Gettin ma parole back on track was wat mattered. I had racked my brain and cud draw out notin from my bag of tricks. The Vc had made an untypical appearance @ the Thursday evn service.He has not always been in bowenites good books and the boos that met with his latest remarks will do little to dispel dat. In da midst of all dat came my breakthru....Jamie Ray's column in my favorite online magazine;Today's Man. Eureka! Jamie had advised to use reverse psychology and avoid gettin ha jealous and later on go for it. I keenly followed this advice.I laughed more with the guys and was really cheerful wif odaz. Her friend Bose approached me apparently wantin a reunion, i just made light of the issue but makin it clear dat its up to her frnd. Eniola gradually began to change her stance, i caught her smilin @ me severally. Twas a good omen, i would strike soon. Dissection is only fun wen you're in tune wit cunningham manual and you see the appropriate structures. My group was the only grp havin this 'fun'. "Have you guys seen the cutaneous nerves on your cadaver?" Toyin my coursemate throwin a question @ my grp. Yes naa, this is da happenin place boasted kenny. "Can u pls come help us?" pleaded toyin. Its Jeff's handwork. "Lazy boy" joked toyin. "Lazy gal" replied kenny smillin and revealing his gap-tooth. "Il join u guys soon", i said. Moments later there i was. Eniola reluctantly handed me the forceps, "Relax Enny, il find it but before then smile" i said. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Literature / Re: What Is Your Favourite Oxymoron? by sisanmattu: 12:35pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Pregnant Virgin I love to hate you Deafening silence Hopes of the living dead |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 12:09pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Tanx @ brymo 1 Like |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 12:08pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Unsurprisingly we wer already being taggedJust wen i was gonna get this deal done and dusted, she turned up the heat and started dat attitude tin."Hey Enny waz wit your coldness these days, Its absurd?" i asked with a bewildered look spannin my face after our wednesday dissection period. "Nothin" was the reply that spewed outta ha small lips. She paused then went further and down memory lane bringing to fore some things about my past cassanova antics wif other gals. She just recently got privied to my past. Na wa for bad belle ppl o. Oozing wif confidence i wanted to placate her;"Well, all dat was in the past and karma is truly a bitch besides....." Wat makes this time different,huh? she interjected takin off her soiled gloves. "Baba bus has come oo" Nifemi's shrill voice piercing the silence that was budding btwn us. "You heard dat" She said as she began to walk out of the lab. "Bye, she said flickin her braid of her shoulders. Dammit. I muttered. Dayo and kay wer firsthand viewers of this drama and just couldnt stop teasin me all the way to the hostel with dat horrible shoki dance much to my chagrin. My adventure was bein foiled by Eniola's wit and my homies taunts but i was gonna come out unscathed. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 11:18am On Feb 02, 2015 |
The brilliance of Alexis sanchez had seen Arsenal defeat arch rivals Chelsea at the bridge.It was much to Dayo's dismay cos he was so gonna be jested at by me. Up gunnaz! I was in high spirits and it was a tonic to kickstart my parole. Eniola had always been on ma contact list .sendin broadcast msgs was our only form of interaction. Twas all gonna change now. She wasnt online and so my initial pleasantries dint get whatsapp's blue tick. While in waitin i continued with those i had kept waitin. D night dragged on eventless and i retired to bed amidst some needless banter of which Kay and dayo wer caught up in Matthew Hall was dead quiet as the chill of the night raged. I woke up abruptly,adjusted my bedspread and clutched @ ma duvet . I noticed the led notification of my htc one mini and decided to attend to it. You guessed right eniola's msg. She had replied ma pleasantries. It was 1am. "Still up?", i texted. "Yea" came an instant reply. "Nt too surprised, stars are lovely and dazzle in the dark, maybe you shud join your colleagues in the sky", i remarked. Dat 1 breached her defences as was obvious with dat blushing smiley. 2 hours later wev had a chat session and we let sleep take its toll. With da sway of our chat i had begun to warm ma way into her heart. Our chats became more frequent as i had piqued her interest. My flirtin skills wer bein perfected on her. Hangouts @ Munchies eatery e and strolls back from Lecture theatres wer not a rarity wif us. |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 10:54am On Feb 02, 2015 |
Dayo had seen the way i looked @ her and tot it best to cast me in da room after the paper. "Jeff, how far eniola", he asked with his eyes fixed on his Z10' s screen. Notin bizness me bizness dat babe i replied bluntly with a waffi accent . But i saw you scopin her na. He countered. "Shuoo, cant i appreciate God's creation again?" They all roared in lafter as i grinned from ear to ear. "All join na same wavelength we dey" he remarked. Kay then reminded me dat i av not driven my advances towards any college gal. "am not mixin work wif pleasure daz just it". work ke? shey na hospital ward you dey. Wat if we dared you asked Tunde. Really? i replied with evry bit of sarcasm. Get her within this 2nd smsta and we'll fix your lappy screen. Afta a momentary consideration. Raisin my left eyebrow i said."deal, guys i no wan hear story oo". I swear on Today's incourse said Tunde. Evryi went 4 anoda round of lafta. Dayo den added a clause dat if i failed il pay evry1 departmental fees nxt yr. No worries. I dint know wer dis confidence came from but it was an adventure i was nt gonna pass up. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: A Short Story: My College Girl by sisanmattu: 10:52am On Feb 02, 2015 |
Continuation will come in very soon.... |
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