imsuboi:

why do you sound so bitter?


You go die quick o!

I fotocopy it for u in the name of all gods and goddess! Wc kain tin?

Bloody igbotic schools. MtchwwwwwW! Next!! E shot or ESUT? Igbotic cultic schl. And uli? Uli hills ni. Mtchwwwwwww

Ahmadjr: Top of the morning to everyone hope your night rest was great, mine was.
I’ve got a bit of my past that I’d like to share with you guys, it’s not fascinating to say the least but it contains a bit of a lesson for anyone to relate with and possibly help some of you avoid the same mistakes in your life, so here goes…
I wrote my GCE which was my first when I was getting to SS2 which I flunked really, we all did (my class mates) I guess maybe cuz we were told it’s just a test prepping us for the much dreaded waec . To tell you the truth I was suffering from what we called the NFA syndrome (No Future Ambition) my conjecture then was that I was too young to worry about the future, all I care about was topping the class, so it wasn’t until SS3 during 2010 WAEC and JAMB registration that I gave much thought about what I wanted to study and which School I was gonna do it.
Most of my friends chose LAUTECH (about 5 of them) so I guess it was only natural that I did the same which I did and chose chemical engineering as my course, scored 238 jamb and 52% putme, yup I didn’t make the list, got 9 credits in my waec tho.
So I opted for Pre degree same year (2010) and gosh I was really flippant, missed classes the first few weeks, visited game centres often, I’m a fan of PlayStation… So I guess it was a blessing in disguise (didn’t think so then) when they increased the remedial fees to some ridiculous amount forcing me to withdraw and prepare for another year.
On Friday, 2011 (forgot the actual date, though I swore I’d remember it like forever)…on my way to Ogbomosho from Jos to sit for Jamb slated for Saturday I got in an accident at Okene, thank God my major injury was a glass cut to my elbow, I missed the exam tho.
On November same year (2011), after a change of heart I decided I wanted to become an Army Officer (my dad is) so I sat for the NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy) entrance exam, unfortunately my name didn’t make the list, same thing 2012 and 2013 (though jamb was now a must this year to qualify for NDA’s entrance exam…cut off was 180, I scored 200)…Nope my name appeared not.
2014! I decided to choose Air force or Navy as my first and second choice instead of Army thinking “maybe Army isn’t meant for me that’s why God refused for my name to be on the list the last 3 times.” This year’s gonna be different cuz I’ll read hard and pray harder which I did to my extreme best… Hurray I made my jamb (247, NDA’s cut off was 180) so I was really optimistic when I was writing the entrance exam, who wouldn’t be? The questions were soooo simple. I waited exuberantly for the list and it was finally pasted on 20th of June and to my utmost dismay my name didn’t make the list, again!… I was really crestfallen even about to break up in tears when I suddenly realised I saw something on the net a while back about change of institution, so I hastily Googled it and saw it was closing on the 23rd of June which was Monday, If jamb office was still gonna be open that night I would’ve been there in a jiffy but it wasn’t so I waited happily and hopefully for the next day (Saturday). Went to jamb office got the scratch card and onward to a café, changed my institution to Unilorin, course to Medicine cuz I realised I narrowly made their cut-off (which I thought was 240)… Sat for the putme on the D-day and scaled through with 84% and I finally made a List! The end…
Sorry for the long story, I’m just trying to emphasize something here which is….

My teacher Muhammad (saw) said that- “…Know that what has missed you was never going to befall you and what has befallen you was never going to miss you”.

There’s a thick line between what we want and what we’re gonna get, sometimes it seems we’re favoured cuz what we want is what is destined for us, and other times we feel indignant and disappointed cuz it’s the opposite… BUT the truth is we are always favoured, yes we don’t get what we want, but God makes it that He gives us what we need, what is best for us, though at the moment we don’t see it that way, I for one didn’t.
How do I know what I want isn’t what’s best?

don't I like this? Yes, I do.

Mikenwa4real: lolz sisi i wnt exchange words wit u cuz ah was brot up 2 respect all,yea am an igbo nd am proud ov dat,m also proud ov ma igbotic skul cuz i choosed it ma sef u didnt do dat 4 me,nd m aint complainin,u r jxt doin ol dix shit 2gt attntn nd ah wil jxt pretend lyk ah dnt read ur comments hia...

English please!!! Stop sounding Igbotic!

Please where can I get them? Afrojuju and the likes. Ebenezer Obey too, erm, KSA and those good old tunes. Thanks

Igbotic schools shouldn't be there. Same with Niger Delta dem. Mtchwwwwwwwwwww. Flat heads

Thanks guys

Who has idea on how to go about this annoying problem? I'm the type that loves looking into people's profile and www.linkdin.com is good at giving me that .The issue is, since I have started using a bb, I have been unable to view anyone's profile. It just re directs me to my own page(that's when I click on other's profile).

FrancisTony:


Believe me when I tell you Sisiafrika knoweth me not(when it comes to my real gender identity).

Ermm, about the twitter handle, it's for my little bro that just finished secondary school this year. He ain't on Nairaland sef and I am just helping him to attract followers on his twitter page. That's all.

so because I changed gender, u followed suit? And if I call u gay now u will start crying and begging... Mtchwwwwww. Its even good, I will employ u as my cook and help pending d release of ur adm list.

Chartey: Why are you ALWAYS harsh and bitter? Did you know everything about Pharmacy in 100L? Pls try to link-up with students of Radiography in Unilag and ask them. It's important that you find those doing well in school. I don't know much about the B.Sc Radiography curriculum but I hope this gives you an idea.

respect urself pls and stop buggin me. And it might interest u to know that I know everything even before I got into SSS class! So Stfu!

Dispensing class, phew! Reading of prescriptions isn't funny, why do the docs write that way?

Proverbalizer: I am a young Yoruba man born and raised in the U.S., I am inspired by Yoruba culture and interested in learning about my roots and carrying forward the cultural traditions of my ancestors. Does anyone know if the school allows students to come from abroad to study?

do u speak the language? They sure allow international students. So many Carribeans and Latinos are there. U get to learn Portuguese too

protonz: plz I just gained admission to study radiography at unilag n wud like som1 to give me some insight on wat d course actually entails.
tank u in advance

I hate this, don't u have google? Or facebook? How do u go into something u know not much about? Later now u start war with the 'doctors'.

Mikenwa4real:
abia state university..absu

I knew it would be an Igbotic school. Smh

Amadaz: Diarrhea, i purge sotey nyash begin pepper me.

smh. Is Diarrhea a drug? Smh

Goddys: Took Amalar last week,and thereafter experienced an itch on tip of my penis which has metamorphosed into full blown wound as the skin of my penis ruptured.Even as I am typing now,my penis is decorated with gentian violet(ink).

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

None of my business anyways

Really? Google led me here.

Josh1000:
The Oprhamologists are the doctors from what I know we van call them Eye Surgeons

oprah winfery ni. Optometrist are diff frm ophthalmologists. Oprhamologists ko, okpara ojukwu ni,

Only private mission hosp abounds around me, about 70K.. One doc vexed and he was begged with 140K. Guess he refused cos his older colleagues were bullying him. Nawa o, dey hate themselves too.

charleymed:
LOL. Never knew there is something like this.

now u know. U ignorant mofo, like I always say, being ignorant is no fun but displaying it publicly is outright foolishness. Seriously. Make sure u don't forget... No fun in being ignorant especially wen arrogance is added. it makes u look cheap.

MisterLongman: I can see that responding to your trash will only make us continue to go round and round in circle...... #Ignored

u talking loud bt I can't hear a word u say! #Louder!!!!!

DrHesjay: Sister noosi... if u cnt answer his question, its better not to reply him..... all he did was ask a simple question...
N that's where the wahala starts ...from Nairaland,,, n it follows them to the wards..

barrister or advocate, wait till u av ur degree. Come back by den. Ok? Olofofo

samypopson: Pls house; can some one wif Bsc in pharmacy take direct entry to study medicine in UI

who is dis are u kinda sick or wat? I'm very sure u don't have a B.pharm cert else u won't ask dis stupid question. Who does dat? In this tym nd age?

Feminist=Lesbians

orirebaby:

I feel yu die...no homo

I'm two in one, male and female so no p.

MisterLongman: I can see you belong to the haters squad...... Some times its better to be a fool and keep to yourself than expose yourself and prove beyond doubt that you are one.... F*ck off c*cksucker

caLl the ambulance, we have a psychiatric patient here. He has epilepsy too

alentyno:
40k? haba take it easy!

some won't pay u.

Johnfavour: una don come. U 8 medics. Y?

medics? When last did u check ur dico? I don't hate medics, I hate aroogant physicians. I'm giving it to them hot in ma area..