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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Fantasies Of Making Love With A Celebrity? by SisiJinx: 3:12pm On Aug 14, 2009

What's your daily quota?

Family › Re: Which Ethnic Group Produce The Best Husbands by SisiJinx: 2:50pm On Aug 14, 2009

cooljade:
@ejadamen, I fully agree that there are a few good men from every ethnic group BUT, generally speaking, you know.

Just as the popular gist goes that the reason why American embassy stopped their DNA paternity testing on families is cos it was ASSUMED that amongst the yorubas that applied for visa, out of 5 children at least 1 didn't belong to the husband hence homes were destroyed, SOME FAMILIES O OOO, But its just a general saying.

So what's it with the men? What makes each ethnic man tick, shine or

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Events › Re: ~The Morning After: What Do You Do With Your Wedding Dresses. . . ?~ by SisiJinx: 3:16pm On Aug 12, 2009

Will Change mine to a nice evening gown.

debest1:
or keep it for the next wedding,

or this. . . cheesy

Family › Re: Are Men Really Scarce Or Rare For Marriage? by SisiJinx: 9:03pm On Aug 11, 2009

Theblessed:
[b]Absolutely yes and well blessed too, for that matter you know. For he who lives in a GLASS HOUSE must not throw stones. A married woman should remain in her marriage and look no where else so should a married man. There is ONLY one law in the Bible against this behaviour for both men and women and men keeps breaching it all the times. Based on the Bible teachings, it's only this ACT of unfaithfulness that a man or woman could cite as an authority for DIVORCING their partners yet, men keeps breaching it and getting away with it all the time. So, it about time women catch up! And for those women who could DO IT, in RETALIATION of their husbands selfish/disregard for marriage - as shown by their continuous and uninhibited exposition of affairs with other women, to them I say, more grease to your elbow. At least their husbands would now understand how it feels to be hurt. You see, a head cutter never likes his/her own head cut and, that's true! Men are the most selfish animal in this world. To hurt them back after several pleadings to change their ways, women have to RUB THEIR NOSES IN IT AND RUB IT HARD then, and only then, would men understand the hurt the entire family is EXPERIENCING because of their selfishness. Maybe, they would change their ways however, chronic CASSANOVAS would never change so, kick their A-SES as you can do much better without their STRESSES![/b]

Tee hee hee

Literature › Re: Let's Make A Story by SisiJinx: 1:01am On Aug 11, 2009

"What next? Are you sure you wanna know?" He asks with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Of course I do" she replies and sidles closer to him. "Tell me" she whispers in his ears.

He looks down at her and his smile grows wider. "Come with me" and without giving her a chance to respond, he pulls her to the the master bedroom. "Close your eyes" he tells her and she obeys.

She hears the door opens and feels his hands behind her back as he leads her into the bedroom. "No peeking" he says.

"No peeking" she replies giggling.

"Good"

"This better be good coz I hate closing my eyes for surprises"

"Oh trust me, it is" he answers and kisses her on the lips "Okay open your eyes"

She opens her eyes and almost collapses at the sight before her.

"What. . . What is. . .is the meaning of this?" She asks trembling.

"Why my dear. . .it's your death scene"

Nairaland General › Re: Who Has The Biggest Mouth In Nairaland by SisiJinx: 12:45am On Aug 11, 2009

FL Gators:
Negative, Sisi.

Aloy.Emeka is DeepZone

You are joking. . . right?!!!

You mean Deepzone and all her aliases is Aloy.Emeka?!!!

Lawd-a-mercy!!! This is unbelievable. How did she. . . he. . .they. . . it get exposed??!!!!!

Yeparipa!! Talk about SICK IN THE HEAD!! Lol!! cheesy

Anyhoo, how have you been?

Nairaland General › Re: Who Has The Biggest Mouth In Nairaland by SisiJinx: 10:07pm On Aug 10, 2009

Kai! Deep Zone aka Hot Funmi. . . I see you are still trying to beat your own record for creating ^{[size=3pt]unneccesary[/size]}threads cheesy

Carry on ooh. . . Uwan Duniya. grin

Literature › Re: Nigeria: Where Is Our Creativity? by SisiJinx: 5:53pm On Aug 10, 2009

Question - Where is our creativity?

Short Answer - Six feet under.

Long Answer - Nigeria and Nigerians do not appreciate Brains, if it isn't Brawn, then it's utterly useless.

Remember the reaction you got when you told your parents you wanted to paint or be a writer? They prolly looked at you with the expression. . . where did we go wrong written all over their faces. The school system is not such that cultivates the artistic part of its pupils and like everything else, if something isn't properly natured. . . it dies.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A New Lady In My Life by SisiJinx: 5:12pm On Aug 08, 2009

spikedcylinder:
Gosh, you are so attractive right now.

Yeah!! I was just thinking. . .Someone please break me off a piece of that!! kiss

*Sexy Growl*

Hubba Hubba

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Family › Re: How To End A Marriage In Nigeria by SisiJinx: 5:05pm On Aug 08, 2009

DIVORCE
The husband throws the wife's pots and pans outta the house. . . 3 times and there's ya divorce.

CHILD CUSTODY
The children stay with the father coz. . . well coz he IS there father. (Duh!!)

Hope that helped. grin

Okay, just playin' with ya. . .there are divorce courts and each culture has it it's own ways of doing things. For instance the Hausas require the wife to file formal divorce papers. If it's not contested, she is granted one by the courts.

The husband on the other hand does not have to go through that, all he has to do is send the wife back to her parent's house with a formal declaration that he wants a divorce. This has to be done 3 times for it to stick. More often than not, the children stay with the Daddy coz it's he is financially responsible for 'em.

This is what is REQUIRED but of course the process varies by case.

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Romance › Re: *- A Treasure In Nairaland* by SisiJinx: 5:18pm On Aug 07, 2009

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Family › Re: Why Husbands Always Expect All Compromises From Wife by SisiJinx: 5:13pm On Aug 07, 2009

Has nothing to do with all men. . . You married a JERK plain and Simple.

Nairaland General › Re: My White\asian Friends Thinks That All Black People Say Aks(axe) Instead Of Ask by SisiJinx: 4:46pm On Aug 07, 2009

Oy Veh!!

Politics › Re: ND Illiterate Kokolette Rita (ijawman's Wife) Murdering The English Language by SisiJinx: 12:57am On Aug 06, 2009

FL Gators:
I think she's ikeyman's bride

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cheesy

Politics › Re: ND Illiterate Kokolette Rita (ijawman's Wife) Murdering The English Language by SisiJinx: 12:38am On Aug 06, 2009

Why his this on the politically session what appened to TV/Mofie? huh

Politics › Re: ND Illiterate Kokolette Rita (ijawman's Wife) Murdering The English Language by SisiJinx: 12:36am On Aug 06, 2009

Shaking my ead hat the lefel of Hilliteracy displayed hon thiz show.

Like what the heef his thiz? angry

Literature › Re: End Of The Road (a Novel) Chapter 1 by SisiJinx: 12:25am On Aug 06, 2009

emeka_gh:
lol Sisi Jinx, it's not about me. The writer has clarified that the setting is 20th century Nigeria. Hence most of the issues I raise may not apply.
However the core of those issues remains the facts that in 21st century Nigeria, one of the parties will have a mobile phone - at least the rich aunty. The lady, Gladys, can call her from a call/business center scattered all over Lagos. Hence, gladys may not need to read a map, she will probably call and ask for direction or describe where she is.

Anyway, like I said the writer has clarified, there is no point over flogging the matter. And I'm glad she saw my points.

Peace.

Tee hee hee. . .came on too strong, didn't I?

Gah! I have to work on that. LOL. cheesy

Anyhoo, not trying to beat a dead horse or flog one to death but 'twas William Blake who said Invent your own mythology or be slave to another man’s. cheesy

@ Myne White
When is the next chapter?

Literature › Re: End Of The Road (a Novel) Chapter 1 by SisiJinx: 9:59pm On Aug 05, 2009

@ Topic
A tad wordy (Sometimes we really don't have to know everything your characters feel when they feel it).

Feel free to assume your readers are. . . errr. . . SMART!!! tongue

Like it still.

Welcome Aboard! grin

emeka_gh:
Lol Myne,

Most writers, I know a quite selfish. They prefer people to read and comment on their posts/write-ups, but they fail to realize that that's exactly what other posters are like.

Myne, you are no exception. You should try to comment on other people's post, maybe then, they will give yours a look over. What goes around, comes around, they say.

Meanwhile, I have some critique for you. I suppose the setting fro your novel is 21st century Nigeria. If that the case. A couple of things are missing in this chapter.

1. Most university graduate are able to afford some form of mobile phone, especially those travelling to Lagos, or already in Lagos. Glady's should be no exception. If she has one, then why is she not using it.

2. Her rich aunt should also have a mobile phone. I don't subscribe to the fact, that she drew a map which she manage to send to glady.

3. Did you say she wrote to Gladys? Naa, I don't buy that. She'll probably call or send an email.

4. Finally, for someone who you claimed is a graduate, and who also claimed she can take care of herself - a big girl - Gladys was portrayed as naive, dump, foolish, stupid and with very low self esteem. This is evident in her getting into a strange car, driven by an unfriendly but handsome guy. And what more, she still admire the interior of the car, not minding if she is been kidnapped!!

Hmmmn, I'm not trying to discourage you, but I would like you to be more consistent with the characterization, and human behaviour.

Carry on.

1) Guess you haven't encountered people so poor they can't afford mobile phones phones and given a choice to have a celly and putting food on the table, they'd rather bellefull.

2) If the author has already established that GLADYS HAS NO PHONE, what difference does it make if Aunty has one? It ain't like she can call and have Gladys get the message by plucking it out of thin air. lipsrsealed

3) I don't know where you are but I'll tell you this. . . not all Nigerians (especially the OLDER set) use emails and we've already established that she can't call Gladys coz. . .ya know the poor girl has no phone!!!!

4) Errr. . . again I don't know what Utopia ya live but being book smart does not equal street smart. Besides Gladys is NAIVE AND whatever else you called her because she is not in her territory. . .I mean she just arrived in Lagos, no?

Not trying to discourage your criticism but if anything the author was consistent with his characterization. . . you just failed to see it.

Finally, GLADYS admiring the interior of the car while being kidnapped (Hmmm. . .Yeah, we are just gonna ignore the fact that she wasn't really being kidnapped). . .Anyhoo that action can be chucked down to PSYCHOLOGY baby!!! Ya ever been in a situation where your mind just shuts down or takes a flight of fancy as a defense mechanism?

TV/Movies › Re: What Is Happening To Nollywood? Is It Dying Gradually? by SisiJinx: 6:52pm On Aug 05, 2009

Dying gradually ke? angry

It was DOA!!!!!!!!!

Romance › Re: There Is Not One Girl On Nairaland Who Wont Fall For Me In 3 Days Max! by SisiJinx: 8:31pm On Jun 17, 2009

Lmfao!

Adam Brody 2.0

Oy Veh! When it rains it pours!! cheesy

Family › Re: How Much Does Keeping A Wife Cost A Month? by SisiJinx: 6:55pm On Jun 17, 2009

Lmao @"keeping a wife" cheesy

Ya trying to bribe her from leaving? tongue

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Computers › Re: Xp And Vista, Which One Is Better? by SisiJinx: 6:47pm On Jun 17, 2009

Please XP wins Hands down!!

That stupid Vista is not compatible with anything. Darn thing almost ruined my HP printer and any little thing with Vista, you are getting a restore to previous session krapola.

ANNOYING!!!!!!! angry

Romance › Re: What's the difference between looking African and African American? by SisiJinx: 7:52pm On Jun 16, 2009

Tisha313:
what do they look like?

Apparently. . . LIKE YOU!! cheesy

Ruby and Karma, I think it's time we lynch 4play. What do you say? tongue

Romance › Re: What's the difference between looking African and African American? by SisiJinx: 7:47pm On Jun 16, 2009

4 Play:
Maybe the poster is aggrieved because she's been told she looks like a Naija woman. Understandably aggrieved in my opinion

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Romance › Re: What's the difference between looking African and African American? by SisiJinx: 7:45pm On Jun 16, 2009

Rotflmao @ Topic cheesy

What is the African look?

African Color is called West African Sepia. . . Facially, we are brunette. Palm of our hands hand, soles of our feet are a peroxide blond. Friction, caused Foolishly by sitting down, has turned our bottom raven black. . . maybe Tisha would like to have a look see. LOL [size=5pt]^{(Thank You Soyinka)}[/size]

Yeah. . . I can totally see why OP is upset by this. The rest of us REAL AFRICANS who have managed to forge a relationship with African Americans must be doing a good job hiding our Africanness. This is to us https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/cheers.gif

LMFAO!! cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by SisiJinx: 1:52pm On Jun 16, 2009

^^LMAO!, Yeah that's why he never listens. cheesy

Ibk (don't know why but the morton salt girl comes to mind. . .guess it's the innocence) grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by SisiJinx: 12:57pm On Jun 16, 2009

Hot Funmi. . .LMAO

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by SisiJinx: 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2009

Ikeyman/Superman cheesy

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by SisiJinx: 11:54am On Jun 16, 2009

Kobojunkie cheesy

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by SisiJinx: 11:41am On Jun 16, 2009

Ruby Renny cheesy

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