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CultureRe: Nigerian White Boy Speaking English And Hausa by SisiJinx: 3:31pm On May 16, 2009
Lmoa!!! Nothing new here. . . you should see many of them in the North.

One that tripped me though was a Mexican speaking Yoruba. Was at the mall when I heard "ra ele yi, o ma fit eh" only for me to turn and see a Mexican girl chatting away with he Naija cousin (her dad is Naija).

It was surreal to say the least. cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: I Am Sick And Tired Of Nigerian Movie: We Definitely Need "Foreign Video Cameras" by SisiJinx: 3:25pm On May 16, 2009
Tee hee hee, Let' start with a good script. cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: 62 Cannes Film Festival by SisiJinx: 3:24pm On May 16, 2009
Nice one. . . I'm rooting for INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS kiss
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 2:54pm On May 16, 2009
What the. . . ??!! shocked shocked shocked

How did our thread go from PG 13 to. . . to. . . X Rated??!!!

Gah!!! What is it with men. . . guys. . . boys?!!

Why is it always always about sex with you?

If you aren't gunning, you are cocking and if you aren't cocking, you are pole-ing?!!!

Something needs to be done about this. . . ASAP!!!!!!! angry angry

[size=4pt]Tee hee. . . wishful thinking on the heighest level[/size]
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by SisiJinx: 2:49pm On May 16, 2009
St☆rStruck:
Please can you guys revive this thread? It was so good.
Aww, yeah Let's!!!!!

bluespice:
**story in the mill**
coming soon
Waitin' grin
FamilyRe: Should A Housewife Demand An Allowance? by SisiJinx: 3:18pm On May 14, 2009
@Topic
You have to ask??!!!! angry

Na wa oh, all sorts of Orisirisi on Nairaland. undecided

JJYOU:
even when she starts working you are still expected to pay.

or would u prefer other men pay it for you sir?

it is your responsibility any responsible man would gladly give his wife allowance
How do I love thee. . . let me count the ways kiss kiss

On a different note, I hate that word. . . allowance.

Allowance!

Allowance Ko, permissionance ni

Nonsense angry angry
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 1:12pm On May 13, 2009
I'm gone for what. . . and the blaze man is still ranting? Jeebus!!

Someone get this man a woman STAT!!!

Twinie, how the go dey go? I have been out and about for the last couple of weeks, hence the silence on my end. I hope you are good?

Tgirl, were you also on Hiatus?

Me Bossman Kay and me Lovah man Vesc. . . wassup with ya two? cheesy

A'ight, I'm outie. . .for now.

Oh my rant. . .well, I guess I could have one.

Here goes

Clears throat

WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! angry angry
WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! angry angry
WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! angry angry
WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! angry angry
WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! angry angry
WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! angry angry
WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! angry angry
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Now Larger Than Hollywood by SisiJinx: 12:44pm On May 11, 2009
@ Topic
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Larger FOOLS FOR NOTHING than Hollywood, ya mean!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 9:06pm On Apr 23, 2009
Tee hee hee!! cheesy cheesy


@ Cleopatra aka Nefertiti aka Ankhesenamen aka. . . The Warrior Princess
Gotcha and yes I do the same cheesy
LiteratureRe: Bitter-sweet: My Life With Obasanjo by SisiJinx: 7:38am On Apr 22, 2009
Good Book!!!
RomanceRe: Shock Absorber by SisiJinx: 7:33am On Apr 22, 2009
Tee hee hee. . . seriously though, personally I won't do it but I won't begrudge the women who wanna either.

Go on soun, Jaye ori e oh jare. . . is what I'll say to 'em!!  grin


Lmao@ Psycho stalkers cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Shock Absorber by SisiJinx: 7:23am On Apr 22, 2009
Tranngirls:
A friend of mine sent it to my email what do you think?

SOME couple of years back, Hector, a fifty-one year-old businessman and a  colleague took up his daily paper at the breakfast table and gave an involuntary yelp when he got to the obituaries.

For, staring him in the eyes was the picture of a lover he saw only the week before. “My wife wanted to know what the matter was”, said Hector later “but I told her I’d read just a nasty report in the papers and she left it at that.  “Later that day, after I’d established that she was really dead and would be buried the next day, I had a talk with my wife.

I had to explain to her why it was that important for me to attend Bose’s (that’s the lady’s name) funeral. She was a girl I was madly in love with, who swore she loved me more than she loved her husband. I’m sure my wife agreed that I should go because now that she was dead, she was no competition. I wouldn’t have told her if there was no chance of the story getting back to her.

“But seriously though, I’d never met anyone as charming and loving as Bose was to me. She wasn’t an ordinary girlfriend. She was like a wife to me.

Whatever I bought my wife, I always made sure I either bought her the same things or gave her money; equivalent to the amount of purchase.  Part of me died wen she did and that was no exaggeration. Polyandry has never been an accepted thing in this country.

In fact, nobody dares mention it in male circles, but the fact still remains that for decades, married women have always had lovers they would stake their marriage on any day. A lot of women look on these lovers as second ‘husbands’.

Men who make it possible for choice meals to be placed on their family tables. Men who guarantee paid holidays. Men who have the grudging respect of the husbands of women they are involved with because such husbands are helpless to stop the relationship. The financial power they wield is enough to silence the husband.

At a naming ceremony recently .a few guests gasped as the new mother’s lover sauntered in with a handful of his friends. The guests became more incredulous as the husband made a fuss of the man and showed his entourage to a vantage spot!

Furious whispers then followed regarding all the goodies the lover was able to throw into the couple’s path. On top of that, he was alleged to have used his muscles to get the redundant husband a job that had a car thrown in!

Women have their fun names for men that have come to stay in their lives. They call them “Shock-absorbers”, “Stabilizers”, “God-sent” amongst others, unlike the casual one-night stands they refer to as “interludes” and mere experiments! For the shock-absorbers, the sky is the limit as to what their women would do.

For years, a wife and a mother of three always shopped for two sets of family. Then, she would cook her lover’s dinner in her kitchen using the best ingredients. The driver was always around at the dot of three in the afternoon to take the goodies away.

The cat was finally let out of the bag the day the husband followed the driver to his destination only to discover that the man was also married. He was determined to put an end to the shameful affair before it got out of hand.

He made a lot of noise and the lover’s wife said she knew what was going on. She’d always been a lousy cook and if another woman could make her husband happy, why begrudge him a happiness she can well afford? Moreover, she was married with no likelihood of wanting to snatch her man.

“You are sick”, spat the husband as he charged out of the house. Talking seriously though, if a man can have the stamina for three to five wives, couldn’t a woman have for just two men? A lot of them do already!
First off. . . ABOUT DARN TIME!!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

Women are finally moving on up. Showing 'em. . . What is Good for the goose is BETTER for the Gander (at least their own affairs keeps the home well)

Secondly, how typical and chauvinistic that he is talking about Bose's Polyandry tendencies. Wasn't he also married when he was carrying on with her? So what the heck is he babbling about?

Finally, I say If every guy takes a page out of the book of that guy who fawned over his wife's BF. . . the world will be a better place. cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: What's A Woman's Duty In Marriage? by SisiJinx: 7:09am On Apr 22, 2009
Awww, Baby. . . piehole means baki!!

Ya know, the one y'all stuff all that pie or maybe in this case. . . all that Suya into while you sit on your behinds making rules on how a woman should feel, how she should feel it and when she should feel it during pregnancy.

Re: Website
Walahi, ban ni da time ne. . . too busy worshipping you, I guess. kiss
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 7:00am On Apr 22, 2009
Tee hee hee
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 6:38am On Apr 22, 2009
Blue, I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting!! cheesy cheesy

See my Siggy  grin

@ Epi
They usually ARE that dense. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How Much Do U Love Ur Partner by SisiJinx: 11:23pm On Apr 21, 2009
Igwe.:
Cool!
Good grin

pc guru:
Geez Sisi jinx has figured me out. Chronic Xfiles addict.I'll love my partner when i marry right now i love my life, haha
I'll take your addiction and raise you. . . OBSESSION!!!

Was Crazy insanely gaga over that show.

Cried buckets when it went off air!!

@ Topic
I WANT TO BELIEVE tongue that true love exists. . . but the truth is, it's all bull!!! So we gotta FIGHT THE FUTURE!! (okay, I know I've stopped making sense cheesy )
RomanceRe: How Much Do U Love Ur Partner by SisiJinx: 11:12pm On Apr 21, 2009
Igwe.:
Hi sisi, how was your day? smiley
Fine me love. How was yours? kiss

pc guru:
Trust No One
The Truth is Out There tongue
RomanceRe: How Much Do U Love Ur Partner by SisiJinx: 11:02pm On Apr 21, 2009
Won't date someone who wants me to sacrifice my life to prove my love.
RomanceRe: I Lost Him by SisiJinx: 11:00pm On Apr 21, 2009
@ Topic
Seems to me you never had him in the first place, so. . . .
Car TalkRe: Credit Crunch Grippin On Auto Section by SisiJinx: 11:55pm On Apr 20, 2009
Tee hee hee cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Yar Adua The Zombie by SisiJinx: 11:47pm On Apr 20, 2009
We can't all have OBJ fat bull dog cheeks can we?  undecided

Seriously, what is the deal with you guys??!!

You act like he is the first "bad president we ever had.

When OBJ was climbing on cars, telling people who just lost family and friends to be quiet or he won't help them. . . no one said anything.

So what gives? Is it the Hausa factor or what? You know what. . . never mind.

Far be it from me to ruin your fun!! 

So carry on, carry on wink
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Cuts Salary Of Ministers, Himself, Etc By 20% by SisiJinx: 11:21pm On Apr 20, 2009
asha 80:
shocked  Yaradull go die for office oooo.
Real funny. . . bet it's nice to be mature enough to find someone dying amusing.

Hmmm.
FamilyRe: What's A Woman's Duty In Marriage? by SisiJinx: 11:17pm On Apr 20, 2009
Mai Suya:
Kai! take am easy na. . But thats the point, ist it? there are basic physiological, emotional and psychological differences that defines the roles of each partner. Obvoiusly men dont posses em. . .pocket size hole (THANKFULLY). . ., so that role is their(women) exclusive preserve.

That will be wrong of the man. it supposed to be his responsibility, but if she is willing to assist, why not. . .

Like I said, she is better suited for this job so what's da problem?
Sorry madam PERFECTION, I simply cannot be changing Junior's diapers while mata gida is reclining on the sofa. Yeah, I know you find this repulsive, but . . .   kiss
Aaaah haaa. . . Haka ne??!!

Thanks for telling me. . . makes it easier to abandon you with junior nipping at your ankles.

Let's see who will change diaper now. cool

seriously though, you are right. . . men are not equipped to push, therefore they don't know how it feels, which is more reason to shut their pieholes.

Gaskiya, no?!!
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Cuts Salary Of Ministers, Himself, Etc By 20% by SisiJinx: 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2009
ikeyman00:
funni when these theieves that got £2,000,000,000 house in london claimed they are #1.35k

wonders shocked
You crack me up!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Kobojunkie:
When the article says salary for the president was $30,000, was this per annum or per month?
I think it's per annum.
PoliticsRe: Hizbollah In Nigeria by SisiJinx: 10:43pm On Apr 20, 2009
$osisi:
you guys should first prove to me that those lunatics are Nigerians.
What's the source and the text accompanying?
THANK YOU!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!

More wisdom for you in JESUS NAME!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss

ikeyman00:
@@@@ post

instead make the carry naija flag or some black man they de carry arab man we see them as mokie!!

sisi jinx

if ppl like ibb and co cant get this right, the north must join chad
You gonna miss us, aren't ya. . .I mean what will your life be without vampires sucking your blood, eh?

Not to worry for you sake, we'll stay put. cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Rich Guy Vs Poor Guy:is Love For The Poor? by SisiJinx: 10:32pm On Apr 20, 2009
Jeebus, take the freaking lemons life has handed you and turn it into lemonade!!!

Instead of boo hooing all over the land about not getting any loving as a church rat, see  the lack of love as a motivation to work harder and become. . . ya know RICH.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 10:11pm On Apr 20, 2009
All this ranting must be bringing out the best in me coz i have no idea why I am doing. . . why I am gonna do what I am about to do.

At first I thought "Oh I have to do it coz someone needs to make up for Blaze and Vesc's rudeness and I don’t want her thinking we are not nice people but that was quickly dismissed

Coz. . . Ya know. ,  . .  I LIKE VESC AND BLAZE RUDE AND WHO GIVES A FLYING FIG WHAT OTHERS THINK??!!

So what gives? It couldn't be that I am turning over a new leaf?

That maybe. . . just maybe all my mom's prayers to have the perfect angel in me are coming true?

That I have become someone who now cares about. . . *gulp* decorum? shocked shocked

Goodness. . . what next? Baking cakes and apples pieshuh!!!  lipsrsealed

Nah. . . Not Even!!

Allah Kiya ye!!

Whatever the case maybe, I don't wanna know. . . I'm just gonna do it and pretend it never happened (and I suggest anyone who would love the continual use of their limbs do the same. . . pretend it never happened, I mean. Yep, them are fighting words)

Anyniceforthemomenthoo, here goes. . .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOJI!!

My wish for you is that you have a front and center seat on the lovely occasion of the drawing by his abunna and quartering of the one who forgot your birthday!!!!!!!  https://www.allemoticons.com/Drinking/Drinking_trink32.gif

Now! Now! No need to thank me for that thoughtful wish. . . what are friends for? kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Or Alicia Keys by SisiJinx: 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2009
ALICIA KEYS. . . HANDS DOWN
RomanceRe: I`ve Tried Reasoning With This Chick by SisiJinx: 11:24pm On Apr 19, 2009
Gasps!!! shocked shocked shocked

Bold face LIE!!!!!!

I am so disappointed in you. angry angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Hookup Zone And Foe Hookup Zone by SisiJinx: 11:22pm On Apr 19, 2009
'ello, my name is Sisi and I prom the north.

I been trying to hook uf with Bluesfice but I dunno how to message my email on the comfuter.

Oh flease 190 man will you helef me with it? cry cry cry
CrimeRe: See Me See Trouble: What Is All This: With Pics by SisiJinx: 11:18pm On Apr 19, 2009
@ Topic
Oy Veh!!

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